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RomanceRe: Crazy Nigerians:) by slimyem: 2:25am On Mar 19, 2012
what's this thread really about?
To turn around your already judgemental view of us or bash us?
I dont gerrit!
FamilyRe: I Call My Mother Mummy, What Do You Call Yours? by slimyem: 2:17am On Mar 19, 2012
lakeside4love: why wuld any sane person call their Mom.. Aunty?
bro,i tell you!
they do and their reason is-the mother usually thinks she's not old enough to be tagged a 'mummy' so she makes her children call her aunty.
I have a friend who call her mum 'aunty'.
It took two years of friendship before i actually believed the woman was her real mum.
Its just one of the strange reasonings people have...
PoliticsRe: Who Is The Ugliest State Governor In Nigeria (2011 - 2015)? by slimyem: 1:47am On Mar 19, 2012
and Governor Aliyu takes the day!
Hurray!
RomanceA Partner You Can Live With Or One You Cant Live Without? by slimyem(op):
This thread is borne out of the popular phrase'do not marry someone you can live with,marry someone you can't live without!'

i have played it over an over in my head since the first time i heard/read about it(cant remember which or when) and i have found out within me that i'd pick the former(a partner i can live with) over the latter(one i cant live without) anytime/day!
You want to know the why?
Chill!

The probability that your partner(married or in a relationship) might leave/break-up with you someday is half.its either it happens or you live happily ever after(mostly unlikely).

Have you ever considered the outcomes of his/her betrayal if you cant live without them?its death!(not in the real sense of it)-if you know what i mean.

Something you cant live without is more like your life-line and when its gone,you are gone!you stop living,everything just stops,you become depressed and repressed and a part of your life is probably shut down forever.

Why not just save yourself a probable future emotional trauma and settle for a partner you can live with?
This way,when it finally happens,you go on living.however hard it may be,it'll be easier.you can live without him/her!

Call me a pessimist but the reality is-there are two sides to life and that tag just wont fit me.
Just call me a cautious optimist!

The real question is-which is your preference?
P.S-i'm not trying to shove this down anyone's throat.it is just an opinion
RomanceRe: Can U Forgive Your Wife If She Has Another Man's Baby? by slimyem: 1:01am On Mar 19, 2012
depends on the circumstances surrounding the pregnancy..
If its cheating,i'd hope its not too late for an annulment since they've only been married a few months.
If she was raped,i'd say the husband should let her have the baby and put him up for adoption if he isnt comfortable with it and the lady signs to it!
RomanceRe: What's Your Major Turn Off/Turn On In A Man/woman? by slimyem: 10:15pm On Mar 18, 2012
Yaksson: lol how abt bad english or native ancent?
a man would have to open his mouth first before he forms a word.
And even if he speaks impeccably,the bad break sends me into an automatic reverse mode!
RomanceRe: Co-habitation by slimyem: 10:05pm On Mar 18, 2012
back in school,i had a girlfriend who co-habited with her bf in school for 3 yrs.of course,we(her friends) frowned at it a lot but we could do nothing about it.
They've been married for 2 yrs now and with a kid too and they are doing fine.
Bottomline is..it works for some...and doesnt for some.its all a gamble and you never really can tell!
RomanceRe: If Ashawo Change Base, She Become New Chassis by slimyem: 7:45pm On Mar 18, 2012
Odunnu: The Arrow is relishing an escapade with a fellow bird of same feather.
Its annoying when you see a pot calling a kettle black.
cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Co-habitation by slimyem: 7:26pm On Mar 18, 2012
i frown deeply at it for many reasons and would NEVER engage in it no matter what!
RomanceRe: What's Your Major Turn Off/Turn On In A Man/woman? by slimyem: 6:00pm On Mar 18, 2012
bad breath or body odour-instant repulsives!
RomanceRe: Do I Report Madam To Oga? by slimyem: 5:58pm On Mar 18, 2012
what exactly are you planning to tell Oga?
What words exactly are you going to present your case with?
Have you thought of the possible outcomes of your revelation?
Btw,this so sounds like some old joke!
RomanceRe: If Ashawo Change Base, She Become New Chassis by slimyem: 5:51pm On Mar 18, 2012
what is this thread really about?
FamilyRe: I Call My Mother Mummy, What Do You Call Yours? by slimyem: 3:38pm On Mar 18, 2012
i call her mummy.
Some peeps i know call theirs 'aunty'!
RomanceRe: Hi by slimyem: 10:15am On Mar 18, 2012
what's this topic about?
Who is the op hi-ing to?
HealthRe: Nigerian Doctor Oluyemi Badero Named Top Cardiologist In US by slimyem: 10:13am On Mar 18, 2012
plus 1 positve representation!
We'll get there soon!
Nairaland GeneralRe: 2buff almost left NL2 but Seun did something Right... by slimyem: 8:12am On Mar 18, 2012
2buff: Okay, good good. . . I see Seun has began to listen to people small.
On my visit today I can see the post backgrounds have been greyed out to not be so eye straining. This was a big issue and was easily fixed. Reading NL threads was given 2Buff a head-ache.

Seun, for old times sake I'm still offering to help out. Again, I'm not doing this for profit. Get in touch.
Cheers.
mister,why you change topic nah?
We don delete you already...for chrissake,please stay in the bin!
PoliticsRe: When Was The Last Time You Bought A Newspaper? by slimyem: 7:21am On Mar 18, 2012
never bought one paper in my life.
The buying is my old man's and i read 'em whenever he buys them which is like twice a week.
RomanceRe: Are You The Reacher Or The Settler In Your Relationship? by slimyem: 9:45pm On Mar 17, 2012
flashdrive,this matter never tire you?
Ugh!
RomanceRe: 12 Years Of Unhappy Marriage by slimyem: 9:33pm On Mar 17, 2012
whoever stays in this kinda marriage this long?
And 29 yrs is one hell of an age-difference...
Jeez!
LiteratureRe: Would You Buy A Novel Written In Pidgin? by slimyem: 7:04pm On Mar 17, 2012
reading pidgin is fccking difficult!
I'd pass on the offer and read a book written in yoruba instead.
Even here on NL,i skip pidgin posts especially idumagbogbotigbo's post.
Bottomline,count me out!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Ijogz K The Boss by slimyem: 9:23pm On Mar 16, 2012
Idowuogbo: Na wa ooo

Ayo! Ayo! Ayo!

How many times I halar ya name? How many baby u wan get? angry
why your body dey hot?
You no fit share little something?
Han han!
Chop alone,na die alone.remember?
RomanceRe: Come One, Come All! Nairaland's Broken Hearts by slimyem: 9:13pm On Mar 16, 2012
mobf: Hmmnnnn
bro,no do hmmnn o.
My eyes have seen,my ears have heard,my mouth just needs to shut up right now! undecided
RomanceRe: Come One, Come All! Nairaland's Broken Hearts by slimyem: 9:07pm On Mar 16, 2012
mykejones: .
Yup.
It happend years ago,i was in ss2..had been 'datin' d girl since Jss3. A guy,who later became my best frnd, joined us in ss1. He was withdrawn frm a seminary skl nd decided 2join my own mixed skl.
2cut the long story short..d stupid friend of mine bleeped d girl i'd 'kept' 4 like eternity. She be virgin. No be even dat one pain me pass,all d runs happend inside my own room!
The fool do...sotey him poke d girl younger sistr join. All in d space of 6months! Sometin wey don dey my possesion for more dan 3years..lol.
Even now..I STILL DEY VEX WITH FRANCIS ABIJOGUN!!!
o boy!
That time too long to dey carry vex inside nah.
FRANCIS go meet hin own for front.
Just shake body and start to dey jolly.
Babes full everywhere scatter.
No dull yourself o!
RomanceRe: I Started Enjoying My Relationship When I Started Lying. by slimyem: 8:08pm On Mar 16, 2012
op,wetin you want make we come do?
Organise an award ceremony for you?
And give you a trophy baring-The Man Who Lies Worked For?
Seriously,i dont gerrit!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Ijogz K The Boss by slimyem: 8:04pm On Mar 16, 2012
ayosmiles: Slimyem lol. So whts up with u baby. I figure u dont dig arrogant guys. Some guys are like dat cos women have been mean 2 dem in d past.
ur figures are in the right!
Poeple have been mean to people since forever but it doesnt make sense carrying it around and acting on/by/thru it.get me?
RomanceRe: What Advice Do You Have For My Pervert Friend? by slimyem: 7:58pm On Mar 16, 2012
OK2NVME: Your friend is no pervert, he is just sowing his wild oats. If I were him I would have called her bluff and still phucked her (if she was cute and didnt reek of stench). Since January this year I have slept with 23 girls, 5 were ashies, 9 one nite stands , 3 were ex chics wantin some mo and the rest were in between ashies and one nite stands.
uncle,the summary of this be say by december,you go don sleep with say....120 babes shey??
Welldone!
U deserve a trophy!
RomanceRe: Come One, Come All! Nairaland's Broken Hearts by slimyem: 7:53pm On Mar 16, 2012
mykejones: If i decide 2 even share my hrtbrk stories here nw,all of una hearts go break join put sef. Una go feel so sori 4me una go get heartbrk.
na wa o!
E bad reach like that?
Nairaland GeneralRe: "Nairaland 2.0" Is Live! Any Questions Or Feedback? by slimyem: 7:46pm On Mar 16, 2012
yamakuza: i see the feature has already been provided, but i was wondering: why unfriend someone who already has ur email?

Better to shine ur eyes b4 friending, or block the person using your email settings.
Do peeps automatically have my e-mail when i add them?

Besides,i only need the button for 'just in case'.
RomanceRe: Come One, Come All! Nairaland's Broken Hearts by slimyem: 7:37pm On Mar 16, 2012
heartbreaks-uncountable!
you sure say this thread fit heal me so?
RomanceRe: Yoghurt In His House: The Perfect Date! by slimyem: 7:30pm On Mar 16, 2012
ayosmiles: oh boy, u are mean oh, i wouldnt talk 2 a lady like dat, except maybe there is somethin btw u nd the chick dat u are not tellin us. Did she jilt u.
cant you see he is bleeding for no reason.
Abeg,leave him to nurse his pain.
He aint worth no trouble!
RomanceRe: Relationships Wit Ex by slimyem: 5:51pm On Mar 16, 2012
if my boyfriend cannot stamp his foot on relationships and make his family understand what he really wants,then he's not worthy to be called 'my boyfriend'.

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