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Benny6944:
That club is dangerous


They beat arsenal in Europa 3 seasons ago, arsenal coach got sacked, they still beat Bayern 1-5 , Bayern coach was sacked lol I'm not surprised they beat Barcelona

Even Chelsea fought tooth and nail before winning them in penalty, That team has natural orgasm when ever they see any big team

obembet:
They are still in deep sleep

From 14th to 9th to 2nd on the log...!! If Barcelona are in deep sleep, Then your darling Man United is dead and buried

It's time we start looking at our home goal_keeping department, just 1 shot on target and Ter Stegen will open leg like Kepa...!! Someone can't even count on him anymore when there is a defensive error...

Gaggii:
I just put this here may be I could get some relief.

I don't want to share it with anyone because it's a family issue, since am anonymous here

I told my wife to do family planning after our second child, she refused claiming she is not a kid and knows how to prevent herself.

Now she is pregnant and will not terminate it.

My head one bust, been thinking how to survive this economy with 3kids, while earning a salary less than 100k.

She has her niece leaving with us and my own nephew also leaving with us.

You are funny oO, you that kept on releasing inside her what were you expecting

Don't mind them... Politicians na cruise i swear...

The main thing is that people will still fall for their trick over and over and over again...

A very good friend of mine was looking for money in other to settle some pressing needs, he needed an avenue to get funds to add up to the little he has, what else can a man think of if not betting, he decided to venture into betting against all odds...and after a week, both the little he has and the ones he borrowed became a sunk cost...

He came to my house one morning, sat down on the couch, shook his head, looked at me in the eye and made one statement I will never forget in this my existence, he said and I quote in verbatim "If you use gra-gra follow betting, they go use gra-gra chop your money"

Betting is made for the Rich...I know of a man working with NNPC who stakes less than 200K on weekly basis, he will select about 30 games on a Saturday and stake like 5K on each game individually...At the end of the day, like 20 outta of the 30games will shine green while the remaining will shine red...After calculations, his weekly gains will be amounting to 50K or more, And the man has never lost funds with this pattern

Bahamas95:
6yrs contract?

I blame Kane, that shows he isn't ambitious at all. I wonder what would be running through his mind whenever he sees Kyle Walker and Luka Modric.

Asin ehh... during 2024 summer, if he likes, let him not use his head and leave

When someone doesn't like your existence, there is absolutely nothing you can do to change their opinion about you, I never knew Igbos amasses so much hatred until I came across NL especially the Yoruba folks...

I was having a gists with a Yoruba guy posted in Anambra state for NYSC and he confessed Igbo's here are very nice people, during the course of our conversation, I noticed some of the things he heard about Igbos was hatred inherited from parents to offsprings due to the civil war, we talked at length and I was sure his orientation changed that day, but that's just 1 outta of millions...

There is no tribe that doesn't have bad eggs among them, but humans will always generalized, so there is no need doing ezigbote mmadu and licking asses just to get an Igbo person to be president, Trust me it changes almost nothing, Dave Umahi wasn't the president before he transformed Ebony State, Peter Obi and Obiano was a president before Anambra rose economically...

Islandlady:
Being a lady with standard and an independent lady will save you from a lot of embarrassment!

A lady who can't buy her cream or pay for the money of her hair, don't need a relationship but a job and self actualization

A lady who can't buy a birthday gift for her partner but ready to offer just sex doesn't worth keeping a man

As a lady, you should learn how to be rich yourself. Set your standards!

Don't be an entitlement
And don't think sex is enough reason he is entitled to your needs because sex is a mutual act that both partner enjoys

If you're an entitlement to your boyfriend for all your needs, and he provides them for you unlimited, think about when the relationship will ends.
You will just go back to trenches and join the sub for me and urgent 2k geng

Rich when dating and poor when single!
Think about it

Guys check my previous trend for your own advise!

Who you do want to impress...!! We know your type, say one thing and do the direct opposite...

So expected, The odds for Tyson was like 1.12 while Whyte was 24 odds...!! It was as if Liverpool wants to play a smaller team like Man United

Bahamas95:
One of the best strikers in the world without a trophy to his name, that's very shameful.....I wonder why he always feels reluctant to leave a mediocre club like Tottenham. Even Steven Gerrard that spent all his playing time at Liverpool won the UCL.

Yea, but deep down, Harry Kane wants to leave, but it's not easy to do business with Daniel Levy, the Chairman of Tottenham...I blame it on Kane and his agents tho, they went and signed 6years contract renewal in 2018

Bahamas95:
Make Harry Kane play for Bayern Munich before he retire, e get why.

seriously...Even Harry Kane won't believe he retired without winning any trophy

Bayern Munich making the league less competitive and useless by buying the best players from other German team...!!

I guess this is why lewandoski wants to leave...!! They will still win it for the next 5 consecutive year

MNDY:
For you to know how terrible they are, they don't like themselves because they know and understand their own ways. Hence they want to avoid suffering problems and troubles they can cause for each other. So they hate each other and would rather make friends with men.

Very mischievous and in recent times, they have become very shameless too. They are adult-children. The Bible groups them with children so the best way to be dealing with them is to play with them and be stern with them respectively.

Lol...you are so on point

Jaqenhghar:
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Make I hear word. You didnt need the sex tape to ascertain anything. People already told you the contents which should be enough unless of course you also enjoy watching little girls. You are lucky you are not in one western country. Material like that on your device can get you a very lengthy jail sentence and your na.e on the registered sex offenders list. That's child pronography. You can explain to the judge that you are the lead investigator and wanted to know if the girl's mother was lying

what did I just read...!! you need to be enlightened

Psady:
leave that fellow, its their type that like to argue over simple and reasonable issue, I stay with kids all my life, I know their behaviours, and u can't know all about them, they can wavy and skeptical at times, The very little ones do this things because they don't really know the grave implications that such accusation will eventually result to, Am so careful with conversation with them and I don't let mostly the female one's alone with me.

Exactly...One has to be careful because even the mom can decide to set you up and everyone will start demanding for your head...

MNDY:
The male gender is an endangered specie in the hands of this gender, even from their children form. I've heard some people complain that God could have not created the gender with all the wahala that comes with them.

This is not misogyny. The troubles of this gender will definitely make you agree that the gender's Biblical link with the devil is not just mere story but what we must live with. They are capable of destroying a man in various ways, manipulations and plans.

I don't think the serpent spent so many hours convincing Eve just to eat only apple, some other things they secretly discussed is what Men are currently experiencing right now...

Omo...They choke

donbenie:

Lol... The meme tho it works bro

Jaqenhghar:
I will never find myself in such a situation. I am not a paedophile. Lear to control yoursves or get some professional help.

See how many guys on this forim were salivating over the the sex tape of a 10 y/o,so.e were even asking for the link yet you want to tell me many are sane.

You must'nt be a paedophile to experience this...!! Just like the OP stated, some lil kids are wicked and talks carelessly...

Yes, why won't people asked for the video when the mom came out to say it's a rape case, that alone triggered everyone's curiousity to ascertain what really transpired including myself...So stop using that as a yardstick

oseahumenb:
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Pics attached..

About six months ago, I returned home from work and discovered that my wife and four children were no where to be found. I also noticed her that belongings and that of the children were missing.

I quickly dashed out of my flat and went to my neighbours to enquire of their whereabout. I was shocked to my bone marrows when they narrated to me how a man accompanied my wife to move out her belongings. When they tried to intrude the man warned them of serious consequences.

That was when it dawned on me that my wife whom I have caught severally on the phone discussing with her lover on the phone has finally done her worst.
On two occasions I caught her sneaking around with her phone, in the midnight I discovered an Sms that the so-called lover sent she was fast asleep . I cannot divulge the content here because it was disgusting to me at first.
I reported to the pastor and she was warned. Then the identity of the lover wasn't known to me. I just let it go, because I still needed the marriage for the sake of my four children.
However, I began to investigate without her knowing. Then I discovered that the secret lover was a custom officer, named Adeniyi Adesola, he was in Ibadan command. He is married with children.
One day he called my wife and I just could bear the insults, I confronted him on phone I warned him to stay away and reminded him that she was married.
Then he started abusing me and even threatened to kill me. He revealed to me that he knew my wife before I married her. He told me to backoff and let him always have access to her or he will kill me.
I reported the matter to the ekpan police station warri. The IPO who was a lady advised me to thread with caution and report to my family which I did.
I am from Edo State and my wife is from Ondo state. The custom officer is from Ekiti state. The custom officer, Adesola was intimidating me because I was not understanding their language.

I gave my wife everything she needed. I got a loan of 5m from a bank to set up a business for her. She squandered the money and there is nothing to show now in the shop. The bank has started moving in on me, I don't know what to do.

The custom officer I heard has kept my wife and children in Ibadan because his wife couldn't take it.
MY children are not in school and my wife just gave birth to a baby for the custom officer.
Meanwhile, she has not returned the bride price but she has delivered a baby for the customs officer.
Now I want the custom officer, Adeniyi Adesola to release my wife, Helen Bose and my children with immediate effect because he has charmed them.
Pls nairaland admins put this story on front page pls.. I need my children. They are not in school.
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You still want your wife back after all you narrated here?? Just collect your kids and move on, that's if they are even your biological children because you might be shocked you have been living with a stranger ever since...

YourWriter:
I'm currently 5 feet 10 inches tall. I'd like to reach my goal height of 6 feet 2 inches tall. Can I still grow taller at 21 or it's over for me? If you've once increased your height at 21 or you know someone who did, please share your experience here.

If you want to increase your height...start playing basketball

Jaqenhghar:
With the comments I read here its hard to doubt that little girl. Most Niggerian men are pervs.

A little girl cannot just wake up and accuse you falsley. Are you the only one who plays with children?

You people are funny aswear...!! Just hope you never find yourself in such scenario where no one will belief you...

I have my story as well, but I don't have strength for typing now

Nothing dey pain pass false accusation I swear...

TNORWAY:
I would just clean everywhere and continue with my life......

If I want do wetin dey my mind, I go later regret am��

Best decision so far...

Bobloco:
blow ke! Even if dem put bomb on top him head, e no dey blow

Lol...E era don pass, He will soon accused another person of stealing his song

Funkybabee:
Seek the face of God

Tell God, let your will be done


Hand it over to God

And if you don't have miscarriage till you give birth, keep going to the house if God, let him keep hearing the word of God.

The word of God dose is stronger than anything, watch dogs any channel that's talking about the word of the Lord even during the pregnant

But first give God option

Seek God face after indulging in series of fornications abi... I dey very sure say God go weak for this matter self

Djriri:
LORD HAVE MERCY,, am catholic I cannot proceed with such horrific thing

An ignorant Catholic, Religion has caged so many fellows...

Just start saving enough money, because you will so do giveaway to so many churches and hospitals

This guy is mentally deranged but most people don't know...Na only your song they dey steal, steal person own blow naw

mrvitalis:
Name them ...na them

They are scared of Peter obi they are just scared of his name on the ballot

They know wike is the weakest link
They osibanjo would beat wike blue black even in rivers state they

Outside Peter obi or maybe atiku no other PDP candidate can win osibanjo

Only Peter obi can win ameachi even that would be very tight

Atiku would beat tinubu blue black

Drop the name of Atiku on that ballot box and the North will retain power...!! Tinubu picking the name of a Northern Vice means the Muslim-Muslim ticket won't fly, it's a tight call after all...!!

All I see is that the North are the masters of politics...!!

Things are happening just like a movie, meanwhile, we are in reality...

NaughtyBrainiac:
Women bring much more than this to the table.

It depends on the woman. That's why it's good for men to shine their eyes and go for Quality and Virtuous women.

Virtuous women is remaining one in Nigeria and she's currently in my custody...