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God1000:
they have the burning desire to liberate this country, they don't just have the wherewithal and support from nigerians

Because Sowore was a fvcked up big time, The same man that declared for presidency the last time only for him to collect brown envelope few days to election and plegded allegiance to Buhari and APC...Nobody takes him seriously anymore

mrbass18:
If it's meant to be it is meant to be
I remember back in 2012 or 2013 or so I drowned at a pool in Anambra state but some how I came out a good guy brought me out even when I had swallowed nearly a full drone of the Mediterranean sea in my belly and ears Omo I saw heaven that day but it's not my time and would never be my time thank God for life I fell for the boy there is more to this swimming pool people don't know

Exactly.. water has it's own spirit, many don't know, na only me know wetin I experience 2015, only one guy noticed I fought for my life and was laughing at me because my swimming kit was looking like Michael Phelps (the highest Olympic medalists)

cnnamoko:
My simple rule in swimming is this:

If my leg cannot torch the bottom of the pool with my nose above the water. DONT MOVE FURTHER!.

Rip

I swear... before I stopped swimming, I don't exceed that 4-5ft

TheStakeHolder:
And this is not the first incident. There's been many others. What happened to having life guards at the pool.

That resort should be permanently closed.

permanently closed for what? Look how it's very easy for you to say... Meanwhile there is no hotel swimming pool that doesn't have life guard by the side, but na over sabi and wanting to impress babes around there that usually lead to ones death...

You see swimming abi, it's one thing I can never make mouth with that I can do because of my previous experience in 2015, I ignored all life guard because I want to impress people, Omo after some time, it was as if something was pulling me down to the 12ft level, luckily for me I grabbed the rope demarcating it at the middle, held onto it because at this point I knew my life and ego depends on it, used it and made my way to the side of the pool & wore my clothes, I came out and noticed bruises all over my back and hands, Omo...!! Forget water get spirit and that was the last time I went swimming...

This man doesn't even know what God has done for you... It's better for a woman to have low libido because my brother if it's high na you go run even if you are married, imagine coming back tired from work and somebody is already dragging off your boxers...

I thought I like sex until I met Jennifer...That girl nearly send me back to my ancestors because of constant sex, haba Jenny...!! Sex na food ni...!!

She's over jealous means she's only protecting her territory and she loves you, not talking to you means there is something you are not doing right, every man is supposed to know her woman's soft spot that will be used against her in times like this before getting married, perhaps, you both were in a very SERIOUS relationship...

I'm sure when you were dating her you saw that anger as love, find a way to love it and stop making her angry...

I won't advise you leave your marriage because the problem holds no water here, just little counselling and you both will be fine...

This man should stop crying like girls... it's already annoying

Prettygirl200:
This one no b talk, as long as u are ready for marriage u should know what to do. If he can't leave the family house bc he is an only child or bc he can't leave his mother then he shouldn't get married, he should remain single or marry his mother. Full stop no lady wants to stay in a family house where their privacies will be invaded.

Like what someone posted above, it depends on the context... So if the house is big enough like 5-8 rooms, the man should pack out of his inheritance or send his Mom away or rent another place just so you can have your privacy because you will be occupying 4 rooms at a time abi...Aunty kindly get out if you nogo marry

You like your privacy, but you are okay when your sister comes and occupy one of the room for years without plans of leaving...Una dey craze for this NL I swear

simpleseyi:
I have been a deviant from kindergarten.

mikezuruki:
We haven't had sex before.

Now it's obvious you have been dating yourself ever since, I can stake my scrotum on this...!!

Know this...If you don't offer a lady preeq, another man will do that for you

mikezuruki:
She needs me to do something. Truth is, I have not had the time to because of work.
She then threatened that the relationship is over if I don't do it as soon as she wants. To be truthful to you, I know she has asked me for some time to get this thing done, but the threat there is what I don't understand. Like it didn't warrant it at all.
That was why I chose to stand my ground. I haven't and I didn't threaten her over anything, I don't why she would resolved to that.

Gee...whenever any girl starts threatening the relationship by getting things done her way and you oblige because of the fear of losing her, that's when you automatically becomes a full fledged simping tool she will tossed and use till a real man comes into the picture...!! That's if you haven't been SIMPing already...!!

Women love attention, so starve her of it, don't call her, don't text her, don't view her status, and most especially don't upload any post concerning your breakup that will reveal you are pained, just maintain your lane, pretend as if nothing happened and try to be a better version of yourself...Less than 2weeks from now, you will get a message from her, but if she doesn't come around, move on and don't look back...!!

simpleseyi:
I am a Muslim, but I can't sit in that position for more than 5 minutes before I stretch my legs forward. I think it starts from sitting like that since very young age when your bones are still flexible and in formation stage

Aiit then...Maybe you didn't start earlier enough

One question I want to even ask the Muslims especially...The way the usually sits on the floor like this for hours, abeg Muscle pull no dey hold una...?? I can't go 10minx like this...

Imbecilicsamuel:
Someone should show me a clear view of the couple.

These pictures are frustrating to look at.

All I see are Peter obi and ngige. Are they the ones getting married to each other?

simple logic suggest they don't wanna show their picx together, especially that of his daughter...!!

TheNiceGuy:
You see that this thread is free of Insult.

If this were to be Tinubu or any other APC stalwarts' celebration thread, you and your ilks would have bombarded the thread with your ancestral bile.

So the ones I read above yours were felicitating with him right

ItsmeF:
Do you know that a few women ovulate only during their menstrual period? I know of a lady, unless she have sex with her hubby during her period, she doesn't get pregnant. Some women will just stay childless for years not knowing that they actually ovulate only during menstrual period. You can Google it. God is great sha

how come I'm just reading this for the first time in my years of existence...

JovialJune:




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So many stupid nomenclatures on the internet space

Was it not 2 to 3 days ago someone brought a Facebook post of how a woman said that her husband sleeps with her step daughter, when comments from most women there said the lady should send her daughter away to save her marriage, you guys insulted them, called them all manner of names, and even generalised that all women are evil, what makes you different from them

Do you see the double standard and hypocrisy?

Lol...Yes it's here but we will also blame the wife for not securing her territory, how can you allow a mature grown up lady with modern fitted junction box and two sharp pointed breast into your home as maid?? The main problem here is that most women failed to understand that preeq is autonomous in nature and acts independently once odogwu rises...!! But controlling it is another self-education entirely in which so many men got F9 in this category...

Well, that doesn't justifies the man's action because I believe everyone has a choice at every given point in time...I won't be surprised if the wife turn around and accused the potential godmother of trying to destroy her marriage, I've seen stupid men, but seen more stupid women...

I always pray to God every morning that "My preeq should never put me into trouble one day" and I employ other male gender to do the same...

dboY1123:
I have been on/off from my work(shop) for 2weeks now, I have this new worker who is a Muslim and I am a Christian, of course, I am not against her religion or anything, I still grant her the permission to attend mosque every Friday afternoon and I always try to be at shop by 2pm, or get someone to replace her..

Today I came to shop and the first thing I noticed was that she allowed one Alfa that I know very well, into the shop(she knows it is not allowed), my mind told me they were both reciting the Quran before I came in.

Secondly, she told me that she needs to pray (in the shop) that I should excuse her while I had to leave there and go outside..This has never been happening for 3 months she's been here..

Even myself being a Christian, I pray before coming to shop/work.

I wanted to tell her to stop praying in the shop because it is not a praying ground or mosque, should I go ahead?

I am not against her religion whatsoever, even she reads the Quran quietly in the shop and there's no issue about that.

This can only happen when a boss shine teeth too much with employees...The beginning always justifies the end

Normalize to always kwechiri...!!

Jeferious:
We are gradually getting there...that era where marriage would be unattractive to all and sundry. Na "boyfriend" and "girlfriend" till the death parts the couple.

But this my gender sef...if women are economically empowered more than men in our current society, you'd be shocked at how they'd thrash the idea of marriage. But since it's the other way round, they won't want to lose grip on the "cows" they are milking emotionally, psychologically, sexually and most importantly, financially. How men don't still get this memo up till now shocks me. Maybe some of them do, but their sexual thirst clouds their reasoning till it becomes their undoing.

The world is MAD. Everyone is playing safe in other not to get hurt. I don't see why the institution of marriage, as we know it to be today, should not be extinct by the next 50 years. I expect other forms of male-female relationship that won't require such high level of commitment to displace it.

Interesting...This post is mainly for the Simpson to turn a new leaf, but I doubt that will ever happen as long as the preeq is the main focal point used as thinking faculty for most men...!! They will learn the hard way

dacblogger:
Did I tell you this is an excuse... This is an act I am trying to stop. I am not making excuses for myself.
Read to understand please and not to comment.

This one is just the Damage control of your first post...

BigYash:
D guy doesn't know what he is doing..

E go soon clear for e eye...

BigYash:
You dey mind them.. Most of them are wives in their homes,while the wife is the husband.. I saw one saying he saved his money in his wife's account, on another marriage topic on FP. I just dey laugh am. D day e go happen to am,na here the story go see come..

Omo...I saw that comment and I was like so some men are still stupid in year 2022...The confidence he even used in posting it was top-notch, I can't help but weep for that Uncle in advance

eedimo:
My wife's food takes 4eva to be ready.
We usually loss our appetite before food is served.
I don tire

The food she's preparing now; she started by 8:30 and we are expecting it to be served by 12 earliest.

Haba boss... she preparing delicacies naw

2ndchildhood:
. I have to check the Monika if na me write this thing. Exactly how it transpired btw me and my babe.. left and started forming happy with other imaginary guys, I just ghost am.. she got used and dumped. 2months later she begin beg, accepted her back, banging continues, I'll soon dump her. She belongs to the street.

Yea...It's like most ladies are programmed to act homogeneously, There matter dey weak me sometimes...

Starzo:
... comrade dey sleep vawulence go wake am...you dey go give does northerners excuse to fight wey be say fighting na their oxygen. Everywhere must surely scatter


Abeg somebody help me with the comrade meme abeg

Asin ehh, it was funny afterwards...

One of the most useless league in the world...
Reminds of me when some high profile citizens wanted to start up Rugby in Kaduna state, Omo...na serious fight scatter everything after they start the running and jamming

fkj950ax:
You are very unintelligent.
If he likes, he should have given her a kidney or a lung. As long as she cannot be linked to his death, she should be left the Bleep alone by you amd your type.
I am not making assumptions. I am telling you what is reality, a what I will do.
You aren't talking about taking her to court, but you think falsely accusing her for someone's death is okay, after casting aspersions she cheated on him?
So her conscience eating her deep is now punishment for emotionally killing him abi? As sentenced by you.
Oga to back to the back of the room and don't speak again. You are just yarning opata.
You think calling me a simp means anything? You are a clown.

It's obvious you need to unlearn and relearn so many wrong Ideologies currently caged in your cranium, here you are boldly justifying betrayal with reckless abandon and yet you thought you are intelligent or smart?? Wallow in your ignorance for all I care, but don't showcase them online... it's not an advise tho, it's a plea

#Happy Easter in advance...!!

emmanuelbrown26:
I don't just understand why women always attach emotion to everything.
Nobody is talking about d girl that gave her number willingly to d idiotic man
Nobody is talking about d girl that exchanged nudes with d idiotic man
Nobody is talking about d girl that accepted gifts and money from d idiotic man
Nobody is talking about d girl that was enjoying chatting with d idiotic man
Why are we so irrational in judging cases?

Please come out plain...!! Some girls are still dumb at 22 let alone a child of 15years that can be easily manipulated...

Please, this side of the story you are going to doesn't add up...!!

fkj950ax:
So you will charge to court or hold another person responsible for the death of another because of emotional breakdown to a person, not to talk of an asthmatic person?

Please get a seat at the back of the room, and raise your hand the next time you want to speak.

The guys death is sad and unfortunate, but as long as there is no physical evidence of her killing him, it is extremely wrong and evil of you to hold her responsible based on "emotional evidence". She is not responsible for his death.

Let us all be objective and not fall into the stupid narration by the guy who tried to rope her into being responsible because he didn't wake up from his sleep.

Nobody has any evidence he even suffered an asthma attack while asleep. Supposing he drank sniper, will you still hold her responsible.

This evil nature of destroying someone on behalf of another has to stop. Even the devil doesn't behave so.

She cheated on him. He should leave the relationship and move the Bleep on. Isn't that what we ask of women when the guy cheats too.

They are In a relationship. They aren't married. They don't owe each other their lives.

You CAN NOT hold her responsible for his death. You cannot destroy her character and guilt trip her into someone's death. That's killing her along with him.

Fucking stop it already.

I am going to FB to follow the story and if the idiot that posted the screenshot takes it overboard, I will locate her and provide legal service against him. Then you'd know people have rights either side of the coin.

You are just speaking English without making sense...!! Who is talking about taking her to the court?? Perhaps...before typing all this epistle, You should know you can kill someone without laying a finger on them, all it entails is to destroy them emotionally and mentally, that will simply lead to their untimely death, what then will you say is the cause of their death?? Your guess is as good as mine...!!

You don't even know how and what this guy has done for this girl,you don't even know what transpired and how the deceased must have vouch for this girl, you know nothing at all but yet defending rubbish based on the assumptions of a SIMPle man...!! You want to follow up the story on Facebook and provide legal service for someone whose conscience is already eating her deep, try dey relax bro, You cannot do it...!!

Lastmankc:
You should have blocked her.My woman always want me to be begging her even when she's wrong.I don't have time for that rubbish.

Nah...I don't like blocking people it's stale to me, I simply ignore their existence like it doesn't exist... That's more painful

Xilsbridalhouse:
Op, even your fellow men are not convinced this is enough proof to conclude she is a runs girl. She might just be pulling his legs, though I still find this wrong if she is in a serious relationship and fornicating whether with boyfriend or not is still wrong.

Keep kwayet...!! And do you think the guy will just send the money right away without seeing her?? Think twice my dear...!!

I remembered when I was just 19year old and was vouching for Maureen, e no reach 2days, she collected preeq from one guy...!!

chaddy16:
That girl looks 31 and not 19.
Nigeria and this age fraud.

A 31 year old female in Nigeria can't run this fast... so let's accord her some accolades...She has the option of going into Oloshoism but chose otherwise

Lastmankc:
Today,my woman just told me that I am so rude and arrogance to her.That I should be worshipping her as a goddess.I told her point blank to get lost.I don't trust any woman

She told you that because other guys are currently and constantly on her DM massaging her ego...!! My ex tried something of this nature and I simply told her to go and the meet other guys and she broke up with me the next day...!!

Funny thing was that she began updating status and uploading various pics of some imaginary guys on her status thinking I will get jealous, But I instantly stopped viewing her status, stopped calling and stopped chatting and 2months later on, the werey dey my DM now dey beg and wanting us to get back together...!! Me wey don move on since almost immediately...

Your girl will come back begging, they always do,they never disappoints