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FreeStuffsNG:
Mad man says "sense comes hour by hour".

Cryptocurrency itself is a fraud, Ponzi and financial mania.

It's monkey business
CBN is right, there's no stable coin anywhere It's all fraud!
https://www.theverge.com/2021/10/15/22728253/tether-41-million-misleading-statements-fiat-currency-bitfinex-cftc

International fraudsters and scammers are feeding fat on the ignorance and greed of cunny sense folks


CBN should go extra step to protect our economy against the cryptocurrency fraud.
The banks are still enabling this fraud called cryptocurrency and the CBN can't continue to watch international fraudsters ruin our citizens.


In case you do not know what Monkey Business is all about; Now read this so you will know that Cryptocurrency is a monkey business fraud :
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A lot of monkeys lived near a village.

One day a merchant came to the village to buy the monkeys.

He announced that he would buy the monkeys for £100 each.

The villagers thought he was mad.

They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys for £100 each?

Still, some people caught a few monkeys and gave them to the merchant and he gave them £100 for each monkey.

This news spread like wildfire and more people caught more monkeys to sell to the merchant.

After a few days, the merchant announced that he would buy monkeys for £200 each.

Even the lazy villagers now ran around to catch the remaining monkeys and sold them for £200 each.

Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys for £500 each.

The villagers started to lose sleep! They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left, and got £500 for each one.

The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.

Then the merchant said he was going home for a week and when he returned he would buy monkeys for £1,000 each.

He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought.

The merchant went home and the villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell at £1,000 each.

Then the employee told them he will secretly sell them monkeys for £700 each.

This news spread like wildfire. Since the merchant will buy monkeys for £1,000 each, there is a £300 profit for each monkey.

The next day the villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.

The employee sold all the monkeys for £700 each. The rich bought monkeys in big lots. The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys.

The villagers took care of the monkeys and waited for the merchant to return.

But nobody came.
They ran to the employee, but he had already left too.

The villagers then realised that they had bought the valueless stray monkeys for £700 each and were unable to sell them.

Beware of Monkey Businesses

Real Businesses are always based on Real Products and Services; any profit that comes cheap has a question mark. For instance, invest #2m today and get #4m in 30days. You will get the first month, second month, with the urge to make more money, you invest both the interest and principal into the 3rd month. That's when they vacate.

No more monkeys business this year....

Nice and sweet promises are calculated for u which look wonderful on paper but a mirage in reality.

invest wisely

Again never engage in any form of Monkey Business in "2022".

Remain blessed and shine your eyes!!!

#copied.

According to an Oxford University researcher, "Cryptocurrency is a fraud worse than a Madoff stye Ponzi
https://www.ft.com/content/83a14261-598d-4601-87fc-5dde528b33d0

FreeStuffsNG appeals to you to "Please stay off the cryptocurrency fraud/scam."

At least of we are to go by this your unimaginary monkey business, The monkey is currently worth $38K, be there typing rubbish instead joining the flow, una no dey tire?? Since 2013 Bitcoin this Bitcoin that, Thank God this one is not like MMM that will scare investors away this baseless post... Annoying part is that updates like this wouldn't come up when we'r in the bullish run, small bears, you guys will start forming keypad warriors...!!

Make una try dey rest, you can't stop a moving train no matter how hard you try...

God1000:
Who cares, I almost got killed by armed robbers early this morning when they invaded my house.

eya sorry about that bro...thank God for your life

We already know the outcome...balling is assured, drinks and partying with oloshos!!!

Godwin25king:
True. A friend of mine woke up one morning, only to find out that all his ethereum had vanished. Till tomorrow, we don't know how it happened.

Tell your friend to scan his wallet using Etherscan .com.... unless there is already a transaction hashtags...Things like this happens when maybe he tried to swap a scamming phish token sent automatically to his wallet, or perhaps his mnemonic phrase was compromised...!! Or perhaps he involved himself in one of this smart contract call making money activities...!!

This is strong, apart from some banks engaging in illegal activities, we humans should also be careful with some road side POS vendor...most of them are cloned and can retrieve your details and the rest is history, if possible, have one particular ATM card you normaly fund whenever you need money and withdraw the exact cash...

baralatie:
It is a common problem with couples!
That they were in a steady pre marital relationship for 12 years is good but marriage as an institution can shake,expose anyone unprepared in less than a minute.
They thought they could manage it but they realized otherwise

You see this union called marriage...!! K'anyi nejegodu...!!

Ishilove:
Did the Nairaland males up there commenting trash about women miss these or are irredeemably dense?



Or this



My bet will be that they are dense. They did not read and understand before rushing to comment.

so they didn't realized they had different focus in lives for 12years of dating (2005 to 2017) only to realize after just 5years into marriage... I'm sure the keyword there "different focus" was just the slogan to console their fans and well wishers but deep down..."Nwoke tara Ozigbote afufu" for 5years

Marriages have a way to bring out the full identify of a woman...!!

Hehehehe...You see this sh*t called betting ehh, it's very addictive and can be frustrating, It will only take grace for the man to stop...!!

A very good hommie of mine, is completely finished kpam kpam as I'm typing this all because of this same betting, This was someone making cool cash from his genuine business, driving clean mob, carrying sleek girls, living in a comfortable clean home...But betting has remixed his lifestyle just under 6years, especially that one called Kalo Kalo aka (Virtual betting)...If you are seeing this, run away from it, it's never programmed for you to win, sometimes I just imagine how someone will want to use #150-1000 and win #5-10m under 2minx... Shey na ment abi...??

Unfortunately this hommie is someone related to me and I call him brother, we don talk tire, gave him another job on a platter yet he abandoned it that a month is too far to wait for his income, Baba needed something instant, everyone has virtually contributed their own quota of advice but all to no avail, most painful aspects was that we came home one day and couldn't find 55inches TV, wetin happen?? Baba don use am do collateral... To be honest we don't even know his problem, this was same person that was given about #2m to start up a business but after 2weeks money enter voicemail...!! The most painful aspect is that Baba will come back to his senses and be regretting, crying and swearing never to bet again and for like 3-4months and we be thankful to God, but the moment we entrust him with another money to start life afresh, Omo na the nearest betting shop we go see am oO... The last time I enquired about him, he's been owing almost all the online borrowing apps and he was caught and arrested, Omo we just leave am there small weda sense to reformat...!!

Chai...!! Matter long, but if you must bet, bet with sense!! Okaria #500 to 1K weekly gi hapuya...!! See betting as fun other than source of income...!! And for the addicts already, it's well with you...!!

Op, I can relate what the wife of that young man is passing through, it requires God's intervention, if not that marriage is for better for worst, I would have Personally advice she leave home because you can hardly change a man that is addicted to betting, she ain't seeing the full force of the effects now because he's still working...if not, naso she go dey find her hollandis and jelweries every weekend...!!

Just tell her no preeq for her till further notice....
The women minds ain't programmed to comprehend things like this, they are programmed to jump into conclusion. They will either conclude so you mean I'm the badluck in your life or you are seeing someone else...so don't border telling her, or even if you do, it won't be different from the aforementioned outcome...

God really spent so much time in creating some people, Technology at it's peak, when others are thinking of advancement, we are still here thinking of buhari and the next Buhari pro max they are trying to force down on our throats...

I'm taking myself out this time around...!! I deserve better

You get time shaaah....

Does Eggs have fake?? Nawa ooO....!!

Wonders have finally ended in this country...!!

Levinas:
Yea, i agree with you. But my point is that in terms of talent, Balckface can hold his own with any artist in Nigeria. Infact, his style of rapping has never been replicated in Nigeria. The market didn't favor him, but his talent cannot be denied.

Those days, most Nigerians are fully involved and interested in western music!! So his talent was been overshadowed by 50cent,Nas, Bone thugs etc

Levinas:
Oga, I am a real real tuface fan,,, but even Tuface would never undermine Blackface's talent. Blackface is lyrically monster. No cap. He was the major writer of many of the group's hit songs. Please, try comparing his own version of African Queen with Tubaba's version.

No cap, but if na Blackface first release that African Queen, that song for no blow...!!

This one is just waking up from sleep, when young bloods have already taken over the music industry...!!

Semaj77:
The courts get it wrong all the time , Nigeria's case is even worse where justice can be perverted easily

well...this is Nigeria were anything can happen!!

Vickyvice:
I tire oh. This girl is guilty

The court doesn't deal on mere emotions but presented facts and evidence...!!

Truvelisback:
The angle i coming from is that, which of them can easily excape or have lesser hardship, difficulties, challenges or tough times?

Then it's not even something to debate on...!! Good looking ladies are getting favours on a platter of Gold

I wonder why some ladies are getting pained whenever any thread is created by TGRP...Truth is that, there is virtually truth in what he has been saying and atleast 1 person is getting wiser on daily basis...!!

Lordedifice1:
Good afternoon nairalannders
I was the guy who posted a thread about my girlfriend says no sex this year. But now she officially broke up with me yesterday but i am not depressed or feeling pained at all,after a year and eleven months of relationship she called it off Feb 14th will make it 2years. even though I slept with her 22times and i also have her nudes up to 60nudes and 10 sex videos.mind you i took her virginity away i loved her so much so i wasn't a player i never cheated on her i was real to her we quarrel even when she's wrong i will tell her sorry for peace to reign. But she said of all a sudden she tired of me.

But i am thinking now all this video and photos i have in my possession i could use against her but i said NO
But the only thing I learnt is that no matter how you do love in a relationship never send nudes to who you love in case you guys path ways. Now i i told her that i deleted it when we were still together but i deleted it but i backed my phone so i restored my back up files i found the nudes back.
If we fall in love lets fall with sense.
Anyways I knew from on set that we won't last after she gain admission into the university i noticed some kind of stupid attitude. So when she called the relationship off i have been minding my business and i very cool because I know that i didn't lose rather she lost. I am not in anyway bragging about this.
I just want to update you guys and also learn from real stories that happened.this is what happened. Mind you I am living fine as though nothing happened i am not a redpiller neither a SIMP but a real Guy who nothing can bring him down no Matter what that thing is.
I have been this kind of person that nothing moves me again whether bad or good.


Now what should I do with this nudes guys?

All I see is a very pained nigga who just got dumped by his girl... tried acting all strong throughout until your last paragraph sold you out...!!

Just move on, you should be happy she left you, according to you she just gained admission and things like this are bound to happen...Move on and chugba ego....!!

It all depends on the angle you are coming from...!!
Irrespective of the gender, some have it rough right from birth while some had it soft right from birth...!!

Lol... "Sneak in" got me laughing

EndRape2:
My chicken brain makes me think what I'm saying is nollywood which is true why what you are saying is real..







quote author=Slynation post=109646580] if I say you have chicken brain now, you go wan fight but just negodu Nollywood reasoning Oshey...!! It's only you that have friends naw if you were that sensible enough, you ought to know it's different strokes for different folks...Everybody I knew that left their previous ships either male/female are living happily till date

My dear...This is reality and not your usual nollywood...!!

Have a nice day...

FERNANDEZISBACK:
My comment was strictly referring to nairaland wannabe redpillers

I hope you get the difference?

Some gays are shaah hiding under the guise of redpillers to throw hate at women...

FERNANDEZISBACK:
You all are jokers..keep deceiving yourself with nonsense that doesn't benefit your life in any way rather make you hate and despise a particular gender that birthed your little @**s

The movement of kids that hate the gender who took them for 9 good months and gave them their first food on earth.. protected them all their life..cared for them...

And all you seek is to Join that movement..bunch of unreasonable weaklings who only come online to spew garbage against the same women they are gonna send vulgar messages to..

Your orientation and notion of Redpill is wrong, it doesn't mean they hate women, infact they love and can handle and treat a woman very nicely but they don't take nonsense and ladies can't use their head...!! It's only Gays that hate women and not redpils...!! Na simps dey give some ladies bragging rights

Alldew:
That red card issued to Iwobi was unnecessary and the height of wickedness. What he did wasn't intentional and everyone saw that. The match pained me and still paining me I swear.

what he did wasn't intentional but no sentiments that was supposed to be a pure red card plus two slaps...!!

Gravity56:
Na una sabi

Nigeria don comot be say Dem don comot

Causes

1.Buhari
2. Eguavoen
3. Iwobi
4. Maduka
5. That controversial Ref

Oga the main course of that goal was the error made by Ola Aina...he was supposed to intercept that pass, but he missed his leg!!

OmegaAutos:
Engineering Maths is quite easy oo, depending on who taught u. I used K.A stroud. Eng maths and Further Eng Maths

Yea...!! I use K.A Stroud as well, but I guess it was due to the fact at a point I got distracted in school...!!