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CampussNews:
Update from SIGGY .ng

A corp member identified as Kenny Omomeji, shared photos of the car he reportedly bought from his monthly NYSC allowance, Siggy reports.

According to Kenny who was pictured posing with the car, he was able to buy an old model of Mercedes Benz after saving his N33,000 allowance for six months. He also revealed that the car was his first and it reportedly cost N198,000.



https://mobile.twitter.com/kennyomomeji/status/1481590551485075458

When asked why he didn't invest the money in something else, Kenny replied;

"Car oppression full my local government nah why me sef get this".

Misplaced priorities...The veracity of this post cannot be ascertained so I take it as a cruise, because I can't just imagine how someone will willingly save up money just to buy wahala...!!

tollyboy5:
Lol if i'm to have anything to do withelady . I do maintain my respect oh!
Once she's been rude i go change am 4 am.
Na yanch i yanch pesin pikin no mean sey we don turn mate

Lol...ah dey tell you

KillIgbohoN0W:
What does she do for a living because that yansh I'm seeing is too tiny for clitocurrency exchange.

That meme compliments your post...

ChizzyBuna:
She called later and was apologizing saying that she said all those things out of shock. That if they sack her she will have no choice than to go back to her village in Ebonyi.
As in i love the babe ohh but this matter is too complex for me.

She no smart, oh, she knows she's going back to the village and yet she openly challenged her senior...!! She ought to know you don't openly counter someone like that, instead, you profer a better opinion, and YES it can only happen because her senior is offering her preeqs...!! This is more reason I always tell niggas not to sink their stuff in anyhow hole but they no dey hear word...!!

May my preeq never put me into trouble...IJN, AmennNn...!! X3

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ChizzyBuna:
Now here is the real issue
As of today i told her that i saw her name on sack list. It didn't go well with her
She has accused me of using her to climb to get new position at work.
She is now threatning to expose all our flings and affairs to my uncle who is the M.D.
She swore that i cant be promoted and she be sacked. That if they will sack her then they must sack me too.

She said i should defend her like i did last year or else she will expose our office sex and flings to M.D
And if i defend her, that my uncle will definitely suspect and he might demote me or sack me. He is a tough disciplinary man. I have seen him sack his closest allies.
I do r know what to do. I havent eaten since afternoon. My mind is not at rest

Bro this is a very minor issue only if and only if you are still single...!!

Now here is the real deal since she has said her mind because at this point in time, who gets to your uncle first matters a lot...!! Be a master planner and work everything to your favour, call your uncle if he's not in town and open up to him, of he's around, meet him facially and open up to him as well, you can tell him that she somehow knew a sack was coming and she seduced you into sleeping with her just to save her Job and you sheepishly fell for her gimmicks, apologize to your uncle and tell him you will accept whatever decision he decides to take after this confession...!!

Now your uncle been a principled man will ask you why you are telling him this at this point, simply say you tired and feeling guilty for defending an incompetent fellow and she's always using the sex into blackmailing and guilt-trapping you into doing what you ought not to do...!! If your Uncle really trust and likes you the way you analysed yourself, you will receive a minor query, then when the b*tch comes to deliver her version, she will look stupid in front of everyone...!!

This might not go the way I stated it, but it's definitely one of your surest bet and remember "who opened up first, matters a lot"

But comrade...!! if you are married already and cheated on your wife... hehehehehe, All powers belongs to you...!!

Candidlady:
She told you to hire house help.... Your fiancee not yet a wife ooo ...


And am here thinking am lazy... Toh!!!


Op abeg correct this your topic... It is confusing me

I swear, very confusing topic, The heading is a red flag already while the content of the post is very difficult to judge...!!

Timoleon:
Nooo it’s a white handkerchief

Hmmm....so Chelsea thought they want to buy biscuits abi

JAMO84:
Igbo hate everyone in APC in a descending order.

I thought no one will be more hated in Igbo land than Okorocha, but Uzodinma still beats him to the crown. Their only crime is belonging to APC.



If Uzodinma is in PDP, it wouldn't matter if he was imposed by a Sharia Court, they will love him with passion.

Be there talking rubbish...is Dave Umahi not in APC?? why is he not getting the treatment Hopeless Uzodinjo is getting?? A man rejected by Imolites what do you expect, It was only in Nigeria someone came 4th and ended up becoming a sitting governor due to Federal might and you expect everyone to applaud such person even when his performances are nothing to write home about...

Let's be more factual this year...For this country to get better, it's a collective effort that shouldn't be based on sentiments irrespective of which party and tribe

Everything in life becomes easy when my fellow men gets to understand sex is highly overrated...!!

After cumming, you come back to your senses only to realized the girl no fine self and didn't worth the drilling...

stampo:
Good morning fellow Nairalanders.
This is real matters that needs your advice..

A very close friend of mine has found himself in a confused state and will need best advice on how to handle a critical situation.

This guy is already planning to get married with his girlfriend later this year ...plans going on.
During the last holidays, he ran into his ex girlfriend after a long while, they exchanged number and he invited her over to have a drink then hang out somewhere.

During the course of the meeting one thing lead to another they had sex...this happened 2 months ago.

My friend just got a call from the ex girlfriend that she missed her period and she is pregnant for him..
My friend was like trying to explain to her that he is get married in few months time and has no plans for her as regards marriage.

The ex girlfriend says she is keeping the pregnancy that my friend should do what ever he feels
The issue now how can he tell his girlfriend and parents about it.

Should he stop the planning of the wedding or should he continue with the ex girlfriend ?.

Please your advice on this issue is needed.

All powers belongs to him at this point...

Kriss216:
Where's the pretty

Lol...you don't blame some soldiers naw, they are already used to seeing bush people in sabimsa forest

ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
na Obi cubana bn day give us motivational speach asking us to work hard, now it has been established by NDLEA that huge amount of money was paid into his account from drug dealers, is that the definition of hard work?

Oso gi teya charcoal, oburo dirty money...!! If you have a club or hotel business and criminals patronise your business and paid you from their loot does that make you a criminal elements as well...?? Think about it, drink water and have rest of mind

AFvckingAlpha:
When he dey trade Bitcoin nobody reason am, now y’all bitch ass’s screaming ritualist

Crypto is the future currency of the world whether you like it or not.

Pussy ass niggarrs would come to my mention, but I ain’t backing down, gonna school y’all.

The earliest you jump on crypto the better for you

So I keep on grinding and clean the proceeds through crypto so law enforcement would got nothing on me

Hell ya crypto has helped me and has made a whole lot of folks millionaires.

Elon Musk is fascinated about crypto, who the fvck are you, yes you niggarr

I said what I said

Don't mind them...The ignorant once keep calling him a scammer, not knowing he embraced BTC since time memorial...!! The guy hands are clean, Crypto changing lives...!!

graceapadija:
People are seeing water scarcity, am seeing business opportunity, only if am in Enugu right

E never pass...you can still go and make money

Kuku kill us...

YorubaKing:
Exactly my point!

Okoro Savages ONLY dwell in jungles!

Lol...you go like wahala oO

cmecproblem:
It seems to be a new format. Beware!

You never can tell, An honest man fears no accusation...!! What such of business does he do online...!! That guy should better give to Cesar what belongs to Cesar

YorubaKing:
Werey! Like SE dey innocent. SE is the worst region to reside in Nigeria. You wonder why >70% of Igbos don run commot.

70% but yet no vacant houses here, someone will just wake up from sleep and start chumming out Imaginary statistics...!!

omron:
Have asked him ...he didn't he is a very easy going guy ..he is not a dubious person...he even teaches people how to make legit money online ,but he was once a multi level network marketer and promoterone time..but when I ask him he only owe someone about 100k which he was planning to pay back but the person has been telling him if he did not pay that she will kill him in the shrine ...but this is a different message entirely according to him

Lol...they are connected, he should pay the lady and live freely, some ladies can go to any length just to get back their money

Why are you now telling us... enjoy your single life naw

How on earth can someone physically impersonate an Army General for years and has boys working under him without red flags...But I thought they said there was no shooting...!! The Army denied everything, Election propaganda at its peak...!!

Rhado:
This is graphics design joor, who una wan impress abi oppress. Show us where dem cut the cake.

Lol, look at you...!! Na small thing to creative bakers, I like the way I'm anonymous I would have show you a picture of my Dad's cake during his birthday...The creativity was top notch as well

saphiere:
Ladies be careful o. This is a trap.
I've once fell a victim of this. Though mine wasn't food.

When I turned his invitation down, he posted the gift he wanted to give me on his status so I decided to visit him. My experience was terrible.

No Nigerian man would give you anything without wanting something in return.

Let us open our eyes this year o.
Nigerian men don't wish us well. They just want to use you and then dump you.

Everything has happened to you...

Kai... I wish I can unread this!!

When thieves are already declaring insterest for President, just know there is no hope for this country...!!

It's when Buhari hand over, we will realise the damages done by this present administration

Idiot people...They are now uplifting various bans because Election is around the corner!!

Useless and Gullible Nigerians, if you like don't wise up...!!

amdman:
Have you gotten the money?

God will bless you abundantly...!!

bayo2018:
lmao you can say that again sir
I love helping people a lot both young and old
Even in sch person go just bring problem and before you know it I don do transfer fiam
it was when I fall back to Grass from Grace I realized that
ALL MAN FOR HIMSELF
GOD FOR ALL
Hopefully I will mention you once I open a thread and let you see the dynamics of life we live in.
I love helping people nowadays freely from my heart (only to few peeps sha ) and not when you come to me for help.
If you inbox me for help I’ll just laugh at your problem and tell you God will see it through even though.
Even though you’re coughing blood now trust me I’ll look you and pass

Selah

Mention me as well when you do....
I have very ugly experiences rendering help to people, They usually don't pay back...!!

My only prayer na make the money no finish...

warlordd:
U wey no fit lace football boot dey call the match gidigbo.

Does it change the narrative that African cup of Nations looks like where they normally fight gidigbo...?? Just take a look at the game between Tunisia Vs Mali

No need to say anything, her ignorance caused her death, others can learn for it or follow suit...!!

They have started with chest beating instead of focusing on the next game...I wonder how they arrived at that conclusion "They kept the ball' shey na the same gidigbo match wey I watch yesterday they dey analyse like this....!!