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Very stupid and useless promo....

IamPlato:
the Virus Is Deadly For The Elderly so If Kyari, chief Of Staff survives without A Cure Then we Have Something Fishy Here because He Is Too Old To Survive This.


The Likes Of El Rufia are Also Endangered but Lets See How It Turns Out...

Obviously....

Tasha wondered why abnormal things are normalize in Nigeria while she's one of the abnormal things....nawa oO Nothing coronavirus nogo see for Naija last last

Looking at the situation on board...
It's better to die of Covid-19 than to die of Hunger...
The hunger in the land was already a virus the government should have tackled earlier

My thoughts anyways.....
Like everything about this country doesn't add up, The one that baffles me the most is the way the governor El rufai and Makinde broadcast their status as if it's an achievement, Maybe it's only in Nigeria that CoronaVirus doesn't kill, u just self isolate (for the rich) quarantine (for the poor) and that is all...

Nna ehh... Can we be able to face what is coming

Yet some people sees nothing wrong with his government...
Ndi ara Ndi ara

Sign of relief at last....
We shall get there....

Oboy.... This is serious meat

Brother wey fit don catch Coro....

Suicide ain't the best option.. ..

Audio Italian.... Other Countries are fast to release names of top dogs with the virus but in this Country they are safeguarding the name of an audio Italian who probably doesn't exist....
#Ndi ara Ndi ara

Bellotelli:
All these you are saying still bows down to the lack of enabling environment by the govt. When the right infrastructures are not in place, even the human capital would suffer. The Nigerian youth i believe are very hardworking and innovative. It's very pathetic that the few ruling elites have succeeded in corrupting there minds.

Bro lemme tell u something...
If we don not revamp our educational sector nothing will ever change, what we have been doing in this country is building and scattering at the same time... But how do we revamp when the North ain't ready, from my stay with them their elites still need the almajiri's shouting "Yanka de de and Nagode baba" when they drive past....
We are not United, tribalism, sabotage, Nepotism and bigotry is still holding us in captivity...
The best solution still remains everyone should go their separate ways because this issue has no ending. An average Nigerian man gat the mindset to loot the national treasury if ever elected into any political office

Evercurious:
Thanks for.this.. No mind the unrealistic fellow blabbing since

That unrealistic fellow has been backing up his points with enough punchlines...The problem is not talking nonsense, but when someone's nonsense starts making sense, then personally i give such people some accolades...
Nnamdi Kanu started with what i called nonsense, but today it's reality....

Light78:
Good Pm to you all. So today I decided to do some sanitation in my home. It rained heavily today's morning which made me abandon some parts.

This evening I decided to continue, as I was working I see these two snakes crawling around. I quickly took a long stick and planked their heads one after the other.

I took precaution by putting on a rainboot, an eye glass(if it is a spitting snake), a cup of kerosene in case if it wants the fight in another way.

I found out that the two snakes doesn't have a triangular heads and the stomach linings close to their tail shows they are non-venomous. I checked but couldn't find any fangs just teeth.

You just murdered two lovers....

Gaskiya... I now believe Obasanjo who said the Italian man who brought the CoronaVirus into Naija is fallacious... Nigerian Government just wanna join the moving train in case the Global world starts sharing Sympathetic Funds....

End time coconut.. ..

slimfit1:
Generator bill is the only sensible one there. To develop we need to take drastic action taken otherwise 10years from now we will be having the same problem.
We have a few years before countries stop combustion engine production. European countries will stop producing generators. But the countries producing them don't use it. They are going to use the financial opportunity of these to weak our chances of developing our energy so that we keep depending on them.
We can spend money on other sources of energy like solar, there are intelligent Nigerians out there developing better cheap sources of energy we are not supporting. States are supposed to spend money on research and installation of solar in schools and hospitals. We should look at noise pollution and air pollution these generators cause and the health impacts in our lives.

FFK has money to fly to UK for care do we all have that NO. My argument might not make sense now but look at the future opportunity.

Oga that's the most stupid of them all, if the FG start working on improving the power sector and we attain stable power supply round the clock, both the use, sells of generators and its importation will die a natural death... This is just simple logic unless one lack sense like the sponsor of such bill

ReneeNuttall:
We will get there some day

Nigeria will never get there oO, bitter truth

landmark86:
Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Losing N240 Billion within 5hours
Dangote must have be a strong person.



Just yesterday a neighbour hang himself just because of 5k ticket that got cut by Liverpool defeat.

Liverpool actually won the match via 90minx, so i don't know whether ur neighbor played over 2.5 or Liverpool to qualify

bluebay:
Get my point. You not the first user.

Abeg leave that Aunty wey de battle for first user... Only one place i go enter, i go see the second hand self....

This is seriously serious...

AnalQueenluci:
Yorubas cannot cure that trust me.

Oya naw chill and watch how corona will varnish from naija....

AnalQueenluci:
Now we have colorial virus

Forget that Virus and settle ur immediate need, tomorrow will take care of itself....
In Nigeria, the Yoruba people gat Agbo... That mixture of concoction can cure almost everything, but a lot of people don't know....

Just very soon Boko haram will kidnap someone infected with Coronavirus that will eventually wipe them all.....

AnalQueenluci:
Pls am so H0rny ,no man around and I hate masturbation! Wat will I do ?


Ehee !
Please Coronavirus can't survive the smells from Nigerian atmosphere ,so no cause for alarm

Peep through your windows, u will surely see enough men walking/driving around, choose any one and beg them to simply help a sister

This is seriously serious....

MagicBishop:
The virus had an infection rate of 2.5 people per infected individual under strict draconian communist quarantine in China.

In places like Lagos, one infected individual can easily infect 10. Those 10 will infect a hundred and a hundred will infect 10,000.

Remember that this virus is highly contagious and that close contact with infected individuals is certain way of getting infected. And if you factor that it takes on average 14 days to begin to show symptoms, that means an infected individual has 2 weeks to spread the virus to as much people as possible. Now imagine this person lives and works in Lagos and depends on public transportation. He will be in close contact with several random individuals daily.

Now what about simple benign things like handling currency. The virus was detected in currency notes in China. Simply accepting change or money could be a means of infection.

This is no joke.

The last paragraph is a serious food for thought....

Noise is almost inevitable in Nigeria except you are staying in a GRA, yet the few wey PHCN take light, some G-boys for my side go just on Gen, then to off am na with abeg...!! That Gen can run all night even if light show oh

proclinician:
I once have nearly died from sex really. It happened when i went for a health talk for one organization so it was to last for 3 days. I used to have a facebook friend in the city so i told her the hotel i lodged and she came immediately. We started gisting that was the first time we met and i was preparing my topics before. I never thought she will sleep over and i didn't get to eat well that day and sex started. After like 4 rounds i told this babe i don tire but she wouldnt hear anyone of it. I did one more doggy but immediately i became lightheaded and felt my strength leave me gradually. I became scared. I told her to stop if i come back from the seminar we can continue she no gree. I ran into the bathroom she followed me i ran into the other room (i was lodged in a suite) and locked it up. She couldnt come in and i gradually regained my sanilty and strength. If i had used any substance, any enhancer and stuffs, i for just drop dead right there.

Lol.... U would have died in active service..... Now am confused if i should thank God for you