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Designer123:
Early this morning (around 12:02 am), I saw this snake on my lobby close to my toilet. I don't know where it came out from but there is a hole on my toilet where I usually see cockroaches. There is also an ant hole close to the toilet door. I don't know if it came out from any of those holes.

Also, does any one know the characteristics of this snake? Is it poisonous?

Do you think the snake offspring will be in my house?

This is the first time I am seeing snake in my house (the house is 11 years old). What can I use to repel snakes around my house?

Please help, I really need to address this. There is a 3weeks old baby on the other apartment. Thanks.

Get kolanut and place them in strategic areas around ur home.... Snakes will come close to your vicinity anymore

fortran12:
You did not read what he said, he said Nigeria has solutions that can fight against the virus just as the Madagascar one does. And the government should patronise her local people first

Sentiments apart, Nigeria has nothing above the virus for now...

Frankenstein:
How did COVID-19 get to Anambra State again with the border closure?

Don't be deceived... People are travelling in and out of Anambra state like never before

Rubbish.... And one mumu Johesu boss is advising the FG not to import CVO from Madagascar just because we are the Giant of Africa and it's a diagrace to do so...Yet since February they'v produce nothing other than SPB, Preeq enlargement creams and Virginal tightening creams etc...

Ndi ara Ndi ara....! !

ThatFairGuy:
All to avail.
Haven't said this, the painful part is that FG will still go ahead to import the medicine from Madagascar.
Inferiority complex coupled with covetousness. smh

Modified:
Those saying otherwise should reason this, if Madagascar Government didn't supported (funded) the research, will there be anything as this?

So you prefer the FG to disregard a drug that is tested/trusted and opt for trial and error method....?
We are really mad in this country, besides that phrase "Giant of Africa" is really deceiving us, take it or leave it, other black nations are far ahead of Nigeria...

Localemperor:
Its is no longer news that I have been declared insolvent. After all effort to maintain my liquidity level to no avail I decide to let her go.

Just as organization retrenched worker during periods of economic downturn in order to cut cost of operations, I sent her a massage expressing my regret and reasons.


I feed her
I pay money for hair dressing
I buy clothes
I take her out every weekend
I buy shoes
I do everything thinkable

She works and earns but I still wonder why she would want me to do everything for her. I compiled my income statement and statement of financial position for the first quarter and found out that expenditures have exceeded income and debt is on the rise.

So I wholeheartedly declared my self insolvent yesterday and decided to cut cost in order to protect my goodwill.

I'm impressed...Covid-19 has been rebooting sense organs since it arrival

Arrewa:
Almajiri in Bayelsea??

This is just a political propaganda!

I don't believe this shit!!

They should interview them and tell us the full story!

I no longer trust all these toilet media... The News is even from a Facebook post not from a reliable media source!

Every body coming down south from the north is now Almajiri...

They will snap pictures and post online tagging them Almajiris.!!

Those children are either with their parents or being trafficked!!

People should stop believing in every one sided story they see online!!

Almajiris have been taken to their different Villages in the northern part of Nigeria... Those from Niger republic have been taken back to their country!

All this Almajiri Palava in the south is pure propaganda!!

Of what use will the Almajiris be of any benefit to the south if according to you they are been trafficked...?? To whom brain is given, sense is duly required

Dreyton36:
PART 6
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She changed to a very flexible wear, mehn which kind temptation be this naw

She come say make we go their back of house , I no know say na pool she they take me to , and I no go lie me and water no be friends I NO SABI SWIM AT ALL AT ALL
She delved in , kilo man mi , cigar just they hungry me but I no fit shake body and my Dickson just stand , I no know say she don notice am
But e dey my mind to bleep this babe Sha
She come ask me to join her, i tell her the truth say i no sabi swim at all
She say she go teach me
I tell her say I no get any other short wey i go take change of this one wet , she say make I no worry say we go find solution to that later say i no fit just they watch her swim without me swimming as well

Something just enter my head say , stop acting like a mumu boy na , go with the flow , Las las if breeze blow fowl yansh go still open

I pull off and entered the pool gently , she come swim to and fro say make i try do same , but all my attention na her heavy Bobbi , i no they use eye see breast that's my problem

I kept my cool and swam like a pro , she was amazed and yeah I'm a fast learner

And thennnnnnnnn questioning start oo

Her: why didn't you touch me last night ?
Don't I look attractive to you ?

Me yeba , i reply her sharply , I said you weren't in your right state of mind and it won't be right to dare touch you , that's like taking advantage of you

Her: wow that's sweet, come and give me a hug for that

Me: I no go lie I no go , I just told her c'mon it's fine
No be say i be jjc ooo , but e good make people like her take the first lead

She no gree ooo, she come hug me by herself , damn soft boobs
She come they ask me many questions

She: I'll ask you give questions and you'll answer honestly, deal?

Me: sure

She; do you have a gf?

Me: no

She : why no?

Me: cuz I haven't found the right one for me

She: do you find me attractive?
Me: definitely yessss

She smiled

She: if you're given the opportunity to do something naughty to me right now which part of my body would you go for first

Me: for my mind this babe don try give me greenlight reach naw

I no even answer the question again, I just tell her say make hold her for waist , kiss her unstoppably
Such Bobbi like ice cream, chai boobs is life mehn
I climb up the pool steps and sat there , she gave me the best (BJ)ever with her pink lips

I no fit bear again ooo , before she change mind, naim I hold her inside ooo , bleep her like say tomorrow no they , thank God say I'm blessed below , na only my pocket low but everything else for my body big
She moan sotay she come they cry like pikin
Before you know it, she don cum
No yawa naw
I changed position to missionary
Give her missionary press up , I bad for styles gan , maybe naim make i never blow
She cry tire, her ringtone na die, she just they shout kill me pls, pls kill me, choke me pls choke me
, Damn

I release first time , we both slept naked
When I wake up again , we continue ooo

Doggy position, favourite , had my two hands on her boobs and gave her a deep penetration , she no. Just moan but cry join , and her pussy is so tight mehn and neat

So by 3pm she drove me home , and asked me to update her about any info of my dad that shl be Happy if i do
I promised her I will

She drove off

That whole day I felt like on top of the moon , just reminiscing about all the sweet moments

I quickly call my sister , tell her say make she transfer 250k into my aza and keep the rest ,

The story long , but make i stop here cuz when work started , that's where yawa gas , but I'll stop here to avoid all those people with their negative comments on people who cannot trek from obalende to Maryland na wa oo

My own na how u take mumu let this kind babe go... Like are you not mad?

ProphetofOdin:
I've never been lucky to meet this big girls, most of the girls I've met her flashy broke arse, they would keep telling you; 'my cream has finish' 'I am hungry' 'buy me airtime' 'no transport'
The day you toast them you automatically adopt them as their father.

Come add to the fact say me sef I broke I dey try to manage life.

You ain't alone bro, we are many, always meeting the hustler babes pretending to be legit, sometimes i pretend to go broke & short of finances just to see how things will turn out, trust me this girls never cease to disappoint me

Blueelf:
Bro, I'm not sure if you're a Lagosian but its obvious the guy is lying.

No one that works in a serving company standing all day can trek from Ikoyi to Maryland. Even trekking the entire third mainland is quite impossible. He is lying. No intelligent person will be given dollars in Ikoyi and not change it to Niata first at those bureau de change in Ikoyi. Instead of giving a conductor a $100 note, he would first change it to Naira.

I smell too many lies and I'm so disappointed that many supposedly intelligent youths on this forum believe he is telling the truth

I wonder why are emphasizing on the fact he's telling lies, please just free the poor guy naw, his story is interesting and trust me so many of us here needed this laugh at the moment, there are so many threads on this platform, so kindly go to the ones you feel they are telling the truth and leave us alone to laugh in ignorance if that's the case....

Well reasonable measures taken if that's the case...

Dpharisee:
The online school thing is not working. I tune in to the channels teaching various subjects but the kids will not concentrate, because it's the same TV they watch Cartoons and movies.

They will say Daddy I want to go and drink water, I want to go and ease myself, they are showing primary 5 mathematics and I am in primary 4, let me watch small cartoon before they start primary 4 basic science.

Daddy Favour is making noise, he wants to tear my book.
This is not how our Aunty use to teach us, she is asking what is pollination, daddy what is pollination?

I will tell them go and ask your mummy I want to rest, next minute mummy said nobody should disturb her, okay go back and continue watching the TV teacher. But daddy they have finished basic science can we watch Princess Sophia and Elena of Avalon please. (They know how to check the lineup of the lessons with the DSTV remote.) Let me show you, they will start primary 4 English by 2pm, social studies by 4pm. Mimi if you watch your own lesson by 3pm, me I will watch Ben 10 by 3:30pm and my own primary 3 French is by 5, then you will watch Barney and Friends by 6pm, Mummy will watch Deception on Zeeworld by 7pm.
Nobody puts Daddy into the equation since they have not resumed Premiership and they say they are tired of me watching CNN and BBC showing only Coronavirus, everytime Corona, Coronavirus and we have only one decorder

Abeg, the online school is not working out for me, make school resume abeg and father Lord make Corona vanish abeg

Interesting....

Julietsim:
U don't understand. Having sex everyday can be tiring. It also affect the Virgina. U think it is easy for women? It is not. I sometimes have pain because it is too much. We didn't have sex until we were married. I never knew he was like this.

Now this is funny Oga is trying to balance the equation of sexual activities you both skipped during dating/courtship....

Harllaby:
[color=#000055]Since when we have been using cow for asun, do they go into extinction?[/color]

Cows are costly naw... If cows are usually killed at sight, trust me by now, u won't even know how a cow looks like

This is terrible..... Those guys are still burning tyres and damaging the Enugu/Onitsha express road, Nigerian Police ain't worth it, shame on them

Nawa oOo.... it's well o

This is serious....Snakes will soon go extinct in Nigeria at the rate in which they are been used as asun on daily basis...

That's what it will always turn out due to their violent nature...

franchasng:
Bra trust me, you are missing her pussy and maybe her extra loyalty to your kingdom not love.


Men don't love romantically, the earlier you guys realize this the better.


The problem is men don't even know that they are not created to love emotionally, so they end up mistaken lust and want as love.

What is paining you is the let down. If you are a guy that have dated so many ladies and you have always been the one dumping ladies and walking out of a relationship directly or indirectly, when a girl walks out of a relationship with you or dump you, you will feel so much pain and you may mistake that emotional trauma as love, but not knowing it is a feeling of let down, a feeling of shattered male ego of being dumped by a girl.


It has nothing to do with love.



The only group of males that have something close to romantic love are teenage boys with no sexual experience or encounter. Those are the only group of male specie that have something close to romantic love for females.

The first paragraph tho...
I'm officially offed....

franchasng:
Quoting Toks2008.

Toks2008 you have said it all, don't add or remove.


Ladies listen to what he said. Don't be fooled by men claiming to love you, the saddest truth remains that men don't love, men are not created to love emotionally like women, they only lust for what they see, and like toks said, when that sexual attraction they saw in a lady and fell for her fades away, they carry on with tolerating her based on other good non-romantic and non-sexual qualities she has and this is what keeps married men going with their wives.



A lot of guys will come here to tell you how they love their girlfriend, how they love their wife, how they are different men, but the truth is they don't know who they are and they cannot even distinguish between love and lust and tolerance, e no concern me


Guys should never waste time or resources on a girl that proves stubborn for them. Once a girl says no to you, leave her, she doesn't naturally like u, she is trying hard to find a reason to accept u out of sympathy. Don't accept a sympathy relationship.


If a lady likes u, she will fall for you immediately. I speak from experience, no lady rejects a man of her dreams she has been fantasising about.


I am not proud of what I want to say, but to educate other guys, I will say it here.


I dated more than 100 girls (black, white, Asian, etc), both broke girls, poor girls, girls from rich family, working class earning big, just name it....and I learnt a lot in those period which helped to shape my understanding about women as a whole.

Women are irrational beings. They chose men to love, being caring and generous to a woman will never make her love u romantically, u are wasting your time. The guy she picks to love can be an armed robber, a drug addict, a killer, she will still love him and be working to help him change which never happens and reason lots of ladies get burnt a lot in dating and marriage trying to change the bad man they picked.

Men are rational beings especially when they want to marry, they gravitate towards ladies that value them when they want to marry, they don't wait till they feel butterflies, they marry the lady with the best rational qualities they want but not same with ladies unless they are too old, unattractive and marrying out of fear or pressure to escape menopause.


A lady will know you don't treat her well, she sees the red flag but she is still madly in love with you, it's not their fault, it's how they are built by nature to be irrational and to be more of emotional beings acting based on their emotional feelings.


TOKS, what you wrote is easier for men to practice than for ladies cos ladies fall for a man based on emotional and irrational reasons while men fall for a lady most times based on sex appeal and during marriage they pick a spouse based on rational qualities not just sex appeal.

Bro you have spoken well... But Men love as well, currently my gf just broke up with me, I have been feeling it for a week now,I have dated many as well, All my life i thought i was that strong, nothing emotional gets to me, but this particular one went straight to the heart because i decided to give love a chance, Phuck...!! If that's the way heartbreak feels like, Most ladies are trying mahn...Perhaps love is not just for me

Area4Area:
I thought Innoson just last week or so said it can produce enough ventilators, why are our politicians not booking with him?

Ventilators ain't something u can produce in a week or so, maybe before Innoson might end up producing about 100vents, the world might have been declared Corona free

But Alaye... We de season of begging o if u no get Nigerian Govt should rebeg with pride, Ventilators scarce oO

Lol.... As they snub una naw
Rubbish, how can one be proud of this nation, like are such people not mad...! !

Nothing CoronaVirus nogo see for some people body shaaaah..

Absolutely....he's very correct

Abeg they should just kill the man before he infest others...

topstone4:
They even place curses on themselves, despite obvious rot in buhari's leadership. A good example is TIGRITIS. He cursed himself that he will never prosper in life if Buhari is a bad leader.

And he thinks it is just ordinary word that won't have effect.

No worry, Thunder go soon fire them one by one

This shit is quite funny i swear... I needed this laughter, Bros why u dey fear naw