₦airaland Forum

Ebenezer2O2O:
You must be a Northerner or maybe an IPOB from Anambra cos these two sets of people have severe challenges speaking good English

Must you tribalize everything?? We all know no matter your tribe, if you ain't fortunate enough to leave the rural area where only indegeneous languages are used even in schools then English becomes a problem...

You can achieve that by speaking it like that and take correction, by reading English books, rules of concord, know how to use your 7 parts of speech and many more...I suggest google will enhance and guide you on that... Goodluck

Logical reasoning shows the man actually did what he was accused of...
How can a grown up man say his children was defiled by an outsider.... So virtually speaking the outsider achieved that between the hours of the night.... LOL someone is gonna spend time behind bars

One Prayer i keep praying to God everyday is that "My prick should never put me into trouble in this life"

nairapark:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/i-spent-eight-days-in-detention-because-my-husband-criticised-lai-mohammed-housewife/%3famp=1

I remember vividly when Lai Mohammed was been screened at the senate house, he only said "Power is sweet" and all APC Senators started applauding him... I guess we are now seeing how sweet power is, this was the same Man who criticized, maligned and rained insults on GEJ openly....

azpekuliar:
Everyone has now had the benefit of listening to the 3 sides of the story (Cynthia’s, Joy’s & Jude’s) and my conclusion is that apart from being unprofessional, Cynthia is an ingrate who should not be touched with a 10 feet pole!

You are right... But I'm yet to read Joy's account of the case tho... But what I know is that people should leave Jude alone, the feud is between Jude,Rudeboy and Mr P and it's 2 against 1.... Meaning their is something they don't wanna disclose to the public and i know for sure Jude is simply abiding to their moms last wish before she died which Mr P is against... So until then Nigerians should leave Jude alone because it's family issues...

We no longer afraid jooor.... Nothing de happen

Asin ehh, the way they came for that young mans head called Jude was overwhelming coupled with the fact the admins made mistake of putting $40m instead of #40m....

But anyways welcome to Nigeria where you can become a celebrity/millionaire overnight just by attracting public sympathy...

MajorOvakporaye:
if I was an artiste, I would rather go for a bread label than go for Jude Okoye's label.

Lol.. . Unfortunately if you were an artist, record labels will come for you and not you going to them...

Tonyclems:
To God be the glory, great things he has done.
After so many cancellations of date, I finally said yes I do to my beautiful wife on the 23rd of may 2020.

Lala beg help ur boy push am to promise land.

Boss congrats oO... This is the best time for wedding, you will save for yourself unnecessary cost

Depressed101:
my dear my own mother had our family pastor pour pepper all over me. Today she is so proud of me, and will always seize the opportunity to tell everyone how good a son he has in me. So it's not about the beating father gave you... Them say who Wan spoil go spoil, though I angry with you on the effect of such system of bringing up kids, such as reduction in a child self esteem and confidence....
However if not for those beatings, I believe, I'did be a wayward kid by now.

I believe everything should be done moderately, I will never lay hands on my kids, because I have known better

Bro... Don't think you are doing yourself and the kids a favor by not beating them when they go wrong... A good spanking won't kill them as stated in "Proverbs 23 vs 13" otherwise they will develop that mindset of "do it, daddy will not do us anything" as u see me so, i don chop beatings from my parents for this life wey i come because i was so stubborn.... But i later realized it moulded me to a guy of principles today
Lemme give you a scenario, I remember when i was a kid about 7years old, my mom caught me smoking (rolled pieces of paper) red handed, the way she dealt with me ehh, even till tomorrow I'm still running away from anything that emit smoke from the mouth, what if I'm your son and you played deaf ears, don't you think you are doing me more harm than good? Discipline your child very very well if they go wrong, in that way they learn to differentiate between good and bad

FeliciaOja:
It is now I understand what being strict does, it makes you live a life of pretence, cos when I got into University I wanted to explore everything  I didn’t have the chance of doing at home.

I drank alcohol like crazy, smoked weed, hung out with rich boys, partying, doing drugs but when I go visit my Parents, I still act like that innocent girl they have always known.

My Dad’s strictness led to my Pretence, if he had drawn me close like my mum did, I would have been a better kid.

When parents use strictness to shut down a kids curiosity instead of guiding them, you are making matters worse for that kid. Because eventually that curiosity will lead them into adventures and exploring all those things you refused them to..

Looking back, al the flogging I received from my dad only made me more stubborn and ruthless.

Nothing really changed? Until my mum made me change for good.

Parents need to use wisdom not force..

This is partially hokum... What about those moral kids that grew without parents, the orphans etc?? As long as you can differentiate between good and bad, then whomever you becomes in life solely lies on your shoulder...

tunjilana:
This guy never mentioned dollars...he said 40 million Naira like 3 times, yet u people are saying dollars, is it a deliberate attempt to malign him


He made valid points...talked about shooting 13 videos at a cost of 3 mill per video(very possible)

Talked about taking them to America to shoot videos e.t.c.

Don't mind them... And the mistake is coming from a super mod for that matter, now everybody is focused on that $40m as reference point...
My point self is that why was cynthia morgan quite for so long since she all is not well

James4bright:
Baba forget this bullshit. Jude is the bad egg right here, no justification.

Me i don't know shaah, but jude promised to present more evidence of his innocence... But let's reason this thing logically, this was something that transpired btw them since 2017... And Cynthia Morgan haven't said anything regarding the issue since she felt cheated, so why is she saying it now?? Perhaps she thought she can make it on her own, and that babe self got koiskois on her head as well...

It's 40m naira naw not dollars... Abi you guys just wanna generate traffic, most people are just criticizing jude without even seeing the insta video....last last nothing concern me

Gba gbos.... boastful words ehh, they always look for a way to humble you ka isi gi kpem npe...

Agbagbaregoo:
Thanks man. I will do that. She dey madd

I think Aunty made the right choice to avoiding a drama king like you, you sent someone money she said she didn't see it, instead of you to exercise little patience, you stylishly involved the police to question her, it definitely means she has a criminal motive in mind, and here you are saying "she dey mad" while na you de mad self.... Don't think everyone will chest this scenario even though it's beneficial to them... It's called "Personality"

Karleb:


You people will not kill me.

The succubus who is a nympho also has anger issues?

Bro... How else do u wanna describe this scenerio? apart from the fact his succubus always comes with razor blade

Herodutus:
If I lie about this thing, at least someone will notice it through my expression. However, over 20 comments and no single person has ever experienced this, that means that something is wrong with me. Its either my spirit is fighting against it or an evil spirit is strongly behind it. Either way, I think its time I discipline myself for once. May be hard though, but porn is not just working for me.

Better do oO... Or perhaps tag the admins let them move it to front page, someone with similar issues and how s/he solved it might see your post

FManager:
Does that seem normal do you, something is definitely wrong somewhere, there weirder things out There boi. Things you yourself would wonder.

Yea.. . life is full of mysterious myth
I guess OP has got a nymphomaniac succubus with anger issues

lefulefu:
cos u different.some evil ppl use it as an opportunity to hurt others.there was one i read about this guy who always voluntered to help old ppl to withdraw money from the atm and when u give him the card he would pretend that there is an issue with ur card then switches the card givin an expired one while he takes ur own.he did this successfully for a year before he was caught red handed.some ppl if they steal ur atm card hacking ur atm pin number is small thing to them.

Wow... Things are really happening oo, one just have to careful

Well.... I don't watch porn so just chill because the professionals with first hand experience are on their way...

You self, shey na until they cut ur dick before you stop to watch it simply means porn is not meant for you

lefulefu:
why will u give a complete stranger your atm card to withdraw money for u cos u impatient in the long queue .thats a total moronic gesture and not a sharp guy attitide .he could easily memorise the number in front of ur atm card and use it for online purchase on aliexpress or amazon .anyway i am yet to see a nigerian handing out his or her atm card to stranger to withdrawm money for him.nigerians are not yet that dumb .

For real....?? so many persons have approached me countless times, but I don't take pleasure in harming others...

I believe most of the problems so many people are facing are as a result of their ignorant actions...
For instance, due to lack of patience and retainment of the word "sharp guy" you see some people jumping queue to give a total stranger they don't know from Adam to withdraw funds for them, the person if a Yahooboy might just take a picture of your ATM card (long digit) memorize your CCV number and the next thing u start receiving days later is debit alert...And this type has no trace what so ever especially if they purchase bitcoin with your details...

Millenniumlady:
Go let them know you're a change person so you can get you children back......Child support is not something to joke about you can build/buy a house from the cheque you'll be receiving from their dad's annually

So if someone should sit you down and unleash this kinda life experience to you, the best thing your cranium can come up with is child support so as milk money from their fathers, not even taking consideration if...

1.She knows the actual man who got her pregnant

2.Whether the dads are still alive or their whereabout.. And many other factors i can't type...

Now judge yourself... Do you have sense??

The best is for everybody/tribe to go their separate ways,while the minorities are allowed to detect freely whom they want to align with based on shared and conflicting geographical borders... it's really not working in all ramifications...The socio-cultural ethnicities in Nigeria is too much for one man to govern & run its affairs because there must always be room for sabotage and tribalism in most sectors no matter the measures put in place to checkmate those aforementioned factors etc. ..

Baba T.... But i just hope the Nigerian Government won't repackage it and start selling to other countries because nothing is guaranteed from this part of the world...

Ebus12:
My fellow nairalanders
Good afternoon

I have been a member for close to a year now.... Even though I have been a guest for about 2 years before joining.

I have sought advice here twice and your advice has really helped a lot. Please help me once more my people

I just got admitted into a school in the south East while my parents live in the North.

My parents (my mum especially) pleaded with me to stay with her eldest sister and her children for a while, at least for my first year in school

I didn't want it at first ... But I had to agree just cuz of the way my mom was now on my neck.
She worried I knew nothing about the east.... She wanted me to get a bit used to the East

With the help of my dad..... She succeeded in convincing me to stay in her sister's house.

My first weeks in the house was quiet peaceful and fun not untill my cousin brother started looking for his biscuits

Funny right

It seemed funny that a 23 years old dude would turn out to be a devil just cuz of an ordinary 100 naira biscuits.
Mind you ... He is the only son
He asked everyone and everyone denied taking it. He asked me and I too denied it.... Cuz I didn't take it.

He beat hell out of me... Insisting I was the thief.
We became almost enemies and didn't talk to each other for about 2 months.
Aways from that ... We reconciled tho

But he still remained a trouble to my life
Always beating me as if am an animal.... He beats his sister too.

But it seems mine is worst
He has stopped me from sitting on a particular chair in the parlour.
He bullies me ... Telling me there is nothing I, my parents, or anyone can do to him.

I received the beating of my life today because the Tv remote got spoilted and he is insisting it's me. He accuses me of virtually everything that goes wrong in the house.

I'm getting sick, depressed and it's affecting me alot.

I don't want to disturb my mum about it ... It might cause problem between she and her sister
I don't want to be the cause of anyone's quarrel with another person.

I wish to go home. And I can't go back home now ... Cuz of the Corona virus and the inter state lockdown.

Please what do I do ?
Help me out
He gets worst by the day.

At 17-18 i was a fighter and was nicknamed stonecold.... I fear no one, no matter your height or stature....All i can say is to stand up and face your fears, challenge him, but if you can't, then jejely report to your mum, aunt and anybody you feel can help out alleviate the situation...

Balogun106:
Good morning nairalanders, i saw a thread this morning about a guy complaining about a little scar he has on his hand, this gives me the courage to spill out what am currently battling right now, here is my story. Please pardon my English.

My problem started about 3 week's ago, I noticed a discolorations on both sides of my chest on my brest area pricisely, it was slightly lighter than the rest of my body, i showed my friend and he said he couldn't see anything that am just over reacting, i am a very shy guy by nature. I was restless because i couldn't take off my shirt because of it.

I started doing some Google search on how to make the area slight darker to match my surrounding skin, during my Google search i found a product used mainly for vitiligo condition, but couldn't find it in any big pharmacy so i ordered it online and it arrived in 3 day's.

The instruction on the label that came with it was to apply it on affected area and expose the skin to sunlight for 1 minute, then to wait until 2 - 3 week's before repeating, but i was so desperate for results that i couldn't have such patient because i really wanted to get instant result, so i applied the liquid on my chest area which is a very small scar like a dot, and unfortunately it rolled to other areas on my chest which wasn't affected. I still foolishly went ahead and exposed the areas to the sun, i exposed it thought the sun coming through my window, i laid on my bed because it is around the window area.

I exposed my chest area from 1:13 pm - 4:00pm, the next morning i found out that the area was darker than my surrounding skin, the next day i applied bleaching cream to make it lighter, on the third day i found out it was now very reddish than my surrounding skin. I bought razor to scrape the area in other for it to peel off and for a new inner brighter skin to appear, but unfortunately it became worse because i had some slight injury from the scrape.

I was confused so i did some research on Google and found out about chemical peels, i ordered the 30% strength for 13k.... The seller warned me to text patch it on surrounding skin that isn't visible and wait for 24 hour's after seeing that it gave me no negative reaction before using it on where i intends applying it, he also warned me to dilute it in water to reduce the strength, but i was so desperate that i couldn't wait for 24 hour's to text patch it before applying it on my chest. The day i bought it i applied it same day, it also rolled over to other surrounding skin that din't got darker from the effect of the first product i applied.

The image's below are the stage by stage description of what i went through :

Please i need help and advise on what to apply and how to get my skin color back before this damage, i have been so depressed and unable to sleep this past few day's, because of this damages that i caused to myself.

Image 4, how it was before applying the first product product i bought :

Image 1, The dark skin i got a day's after applying it :

Image 2, The reddish skin and injury i got 2 day's later, after applying the bleaching cream and after using razor blade to scrape it and make the area lighter

Image 3, The instant burn i got after applying the chemical peel i bought :

You were perfectly okay in picture 1, but you decided to satisfy your foolishness... Well as it stands now, that part will never remain the same... Seems you have a lot of money to fling around this period, you can as well start buying bra...

icetrimz:
I would like to go symmetrical to the point. But before I proceed, I will like to say sorry to whom it may concern. Yes people I did it, I went through her phone. I broke the rule and went against my instincts.

In fact, I'm writing this with pidgin so as to carry the street along. so I invite ma babe come house today, the babe too cool, silent and has this innocent look and all. As she enter house, the first thing wey she ask me be say make i go buy her pad... i swear i shock. i nearly fall sef, but as a "niggarrrr" i no tok, i just waka jeje go buy am come, i even buy fruits join sef as a beta pikin ... lol [ well, im not laughing shaa o] I later move go market buy catfish cook for her, just to make sure Jesus is happy with me, his son.

So later in the day, i went to play around with the boys as madam dey "flight mode" I came back around 9pm and met her sleeping. I waka go kitchen go take something, then i see her phone for there with 8 missed calls from the same number. As a retired agbero i sensed something was not right about the calls. So i jejely and smoothly snicked back to the room and placed her finger on her phone sensor to open it. After unlocking the phone i went straight to the rest room to settle my curiosity. omo, as i open whatsapp, enter the caller name chat, naso i collapse.......... athink say na only that one, as i enter others naso i paralyze. what i saw was UNBELIEVABLE and beyond my mental absorption. The one wey one paddy dey complain give am say she no sabi suck preeq na im wound me. I lost my breath for a moment and nearly went to join my ancestors.

Please help me. This is 3am and I'm still in deep pains. I can't seem to walk, my sight is going blurry too and i don't know what to do about her hereafter

Please how do I get my legs working again so I can at least walk back to the room and sleep first??

I love how u carried the street along..so will gonna advise you based on the street code..

Always note: Na girl wey dey with you at that moment be your GF, once she leave your gaban, she don turn another man own bdat....

And again, She nobi your girlfriend, na just say e don reach your turn...

One of my law bsay : If i see a good and honest girl, I will make her a saint, but if she's bad, I will make her worst....

So as e stands now wey be say u don confirm who your GF be, na too run her street bdat...

africandictator:
Allow your partner to see how successful you are business wise before shoving your opinions down his throat. You breaking up with him at this crucial point would be doing him a favour. Some people find fulfilment working for others. You should be glad he has a job that pays about $250 monthly. Love him for all his imperfections and stop trying to control him if you really love him. We have alakijas and other successful business women, you too can become one rather than pushing your partner to be successful at all costs for your own personal gains!

You have said it all, Op used pattern to justify herself by saying she has dreams, ambitions yen yen yen..... but has already mapped out plans of marriage 2021 as deadline....
So i keep wondering what type of ambition comes after marriage apart from making babies....
Observing things from her bossy and egocentric write up, I think she's the one with the problems here even tho her BF ain't maximizing the availabilities of current opportunities

pquaver:
At least you have shown that your logic is a mumu logic? Is that not what wailers always ask for? Pics and videos of virtually everything.. It's good you just called your self mumu not me. No be cause it's your sentence

In summary u just tagged yourself a wailer, anyways keep wailing...