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Know you today that its a big lie when people say "I was too drunk and didn't know how it happened"...
Rather, one it too drunk, knows what is happening but don't have control...


In this case, he "do" to a point that he is yet to recover from it and then come here to give us a dry story that "I didn't know how it happened"...?

I even pray make the babe call you next to tell you say she no see her period self...

I still dip my bread inside tea before putting it in my mouth o...
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This people will not think of reviving the railway lines then extending it to major delivery points before using these trucks for short distance delivery distribution o...

All they know is to upgrade these monsters of highway accidents and putting them on our already "good" roads...

HsLBroker:
Na wa for NPF

I am not in support of what they did to you o...
But there's no smoke without a fire...
In Naija where almost everyone has at least 2 phones and then a reasonable number of people have more than that 2 and in some cases, a laptop added to it, you can't tell us there's no smoke without a fire...

Sorry shaa...

No wonder he opted to go back to his kuje oneroom apartment...

An2elect2:
"Mother church" should take the lead in worshipping in Spirit and in truth first before she starts begging others to overlook her sins and the blood in her hands

Hmm...

See people being answerable to the Church instead in God...

zionmade:
My friend i trace my origin of Christianity from d apostles. And i said again catholic is a no mother to all churches. Catholic began up to 1000 yrs after d establishmneent of Christianity.
I dnt know some people claim to know anything wen they dont

Link of proves pls...

zionmade:
Hey get ur facts right dat peter was called d first pope didn't make him a Catholic. Catholic is no mother of all churches. Go back to history and find out d name of the first church.
The only thing i know dat makes one a Christian is to believe in d virgin birth of Jesus, his death and resurrection and d confession of d Lordship of Jesus.
And for d fact catholic believe in dat makes dem Christians.

My friend, pls use that phone you are holding and go to this link to educate yourself better before you can come back to take on me...

http://truthforsaints.com/Christian_Denominations/Christian_Denominations.html

Or Google for yourself about the origin of the split of Christianity...
What you talk about is the origination of Christianity from Judaism which is completely different from the point I am making...

An2elect2:
You can't be serious if the "mother church" cannot take the lead in worshipping God in spirit and in truth

Is that what you know or that's what they truly teach...?
The Catholic church either ends all their prayers with "through Christ our Lord, who lives and reign with the father and the holy spirit, one God for ever and ever" or call for intercession from the saints and what they look at is the spirit and truth behind it...

I think as a true Christian, you too should say your prayers as a person with a true spirit and truth behind it instead of look at what others are doing...

When you stand before the throne of judgement, you will answer for yourself and not for those (Catholics) you are now looking at...

Aside that, or maybe since you wish to filter some denominations and hold onto some, you should cut off your legs because you don't use it to eat.
Until you will want to walk before you will remember it has its use aside lifting the food and putting it in your mouth...

An2elect2:
But the Catholic "church" worships God in Mary and in "saints".

You can't be serious if that's what you picked out of the so many things I wrote...

Every other Church on the face of the earth were burn from the Catholic Church...
Therefore, the Catholic church is also a Christian denomination...

God our father is one...
Jesus our saviour is one...
We share one baptism and one faith...
But yet some other Christians look at others as lesser or even fake Christians...

How will one day the head will wake up and tell either the legs or hand or the neck that away with it because it is not important or it can exist on its own...?
Without one organ, the body is no longer complete...

Let's put denominations aside and worship God in spirit and in truth pls...
The one Church should be in our minds and the denominations should only come secondarily...

Chai naija-a-a-a... ...!

So gullible to be deceived...

So una no see say she carry pidgin and dat posing in front of 5 people share of EBA and an unopened boytle of stouy dey deceive una in order to sell her nyash market way she even sample here...

If naija babe upload pictures of her eating pizza or ice cream now, I know say una no go buy because no be new thing to una...
But how manage one oyinbo nyash seller picture of herself posing in front of a naija delicacy come be new thing to una self...?


Her nyash go carry, wash, dry and set for people way "G-E-T A F-U-C-K T-O G-I-V-E" anyway...

surefx:
Thanks for the comment

Make I catch you put your bumbum for person new ride first...

surefx:
You have seriously thought about or are thinking of getting that new car. It looks great and you will be the cynosure of all eyes when you take a drive in it. The odometer has lots of zeros in it and you are feeling immune to breakdowns, at least for a couple of years. That new car smell seems irresistible to you too. You are also tired of spending most of your weekends fixing your previous car at a roadside mechanic's.

Well, all that glitters isn't gold. Here are some downsides of getting a new car in Nigeria.

1. Price

No gainsaying, new cars can be really pricey. If you got the cash, ride on.

Regarding spares, you may be restricted to new ones which can be very pricey due to the unavailability of used parts on the market as a result of car being new.

Furthermore, dealer service fees can be extremely high.

2. Depreciation

Once you drive that new car off the dealer lot, its value can drop by as much as 30 percent.

3. Features and Specifications

From my personal experience, the average new car sold in Nigeria has fewer standard features compared to those found in other countries, such as USA. I won't mention any brands. You can carry out your research online and visit a Nigerian dealer to know what is on offer.

Examples of items to look out for include safety systems (such as number of airbags, belt tensioners, ABS, Brake assist, traction control, etc.), engine capacity or displacement, alloy wheels, moonroof, trip computer, entertainment systems, emissions systems, etc.

4. Warranty

According to Google, warranty means a written guarantee, issued to the purchaser of an article by its manufacturer, promising to repair or replace it if necessary within a specified period of time.

In Nigeria, this process can be very lengthy and usually ends up being a bitter experience for most people. If the issue is really serious and the car is unusable, you are not likely to be provided with a replacement vehicle pending when your car gets repaired or replaced.

Also, new car owners can be coerced into paying for repairs to speed up the process of getting their cars back on the road.

5. Time-consuming routine maintenance / service

It is not uncommon to spend up to 4 hours for a routine oil-change at the dealer's. The new car owner is usually left without a car during this time. Owners are left with no other option due to fear of voiding their warranties.

6. Sloppy service

Uncommon issues can be left unsolved with very flimsy excuses and after lengthy periods. This can be extremely frustrating , especially if large amounts of money have been obtained from the new car owner. At times, the gullibility of the new car owner is taken advantage of by the technicians.

7. Public security

In Nigeria, cars can be seen as a measure of success. Buying a new car can easily send a public message that owner is extremely rich. This may lead to visits from men of the underworld or abduction for ransom.

8. Hazardous roads and other conditions

It is no news that most Nigerian roads are bad and hazardous. Damage to your new car may be uncovered by insurance and warranty.

Also, your new car may be damaged by a rickety vehicle and it may take months for your insurance claim to go through.

9. Neglected Recalls

Occasionally, car manufacturers recall their cars to fix some manufacturing defects. New car owners in Nigeria are usually left out of this exercise.

10. Increased Anxiety levels

A new car can lead to higher levels of anxiety. This can arise due to fear of something bad happening to that new "baby".

***bonus***

A new car can increase advances from ladies towards both single and married guys. To be forewarned is to be forearmed.

Please feel free to comment or add your own disadvantages.

Seems to me OP is brain-dead o...
How will you be advising or rather discouraging someone from buying and rocking something new when they have the money to just because of such flimsy excuses that doesn't even hold water...?

As if new motor na curse or punishment o...

FrankGiel:
I wish I was scared of 2kobo curses.. Can u pls show one part.
Where did you read she was living (leaving) a fake life??
When did it become a crime to go to a party?
When did going out as a student become a crime??
I need no soothsayer to know u are backward in reasoning..
Is it her fault her vehicle got involed in a car crash??
I need to know the evil done by this girl that made you call her out this way?!!
Karma is a bitch and all men must die.. Pray that someone like yourself won't sit down to write the same nonsense u wrote for another person.

You will make a good charge-n-bail lawyer...
Well, may whatever you defend be your fate nah...


Case closed...

FrankGiel:
U must be. Her family member or friend.. U will just open ur gutter mouth and speak confidenly about person wey u no sabi.. Tell me about her fake life dumbo..kindly keep shut if u have nothing to say

Well, from all indications, your comments tell much about your mental state of mind...
Insults as such won't come from someone with common sense nor a good upbringing...
I can't see a point of yours countering my post nor justifying her did...
I don't wish for same fate for you, but if you perchance justify her action, then may such come your way too...

Can I hear you shout a greater AMEN...!

While Tboss enjoyed it and got disappointed that Kemen was disqualified and is now trying to get more, her attention seeking sister is busy trying to put sand in her garri...

Even the family members of the winner (Efe) are not showing their selves as much as the one of Tboss...
Abi their "notice me" na something way dey run for inside their blood...?

God have mercy o...


Sent to school...

Decided to leave a false life...

Cornered from school for a party...

Killed herself in a car crash that has nothing to do with both her school and family...

What now will you tell God...?

NB: I no holy pass o...
But make we all dey careful o...

acidtalk:
Dear nairalanders,

It has been a common knowledge for young Nigerian Job seekers to be scammed on a daily basis due to the desperation of people trying to get a means of survival.

Be kind enough to list the names of fake companies who try to scam or deceive unsuspecting job seekers by sending out fake information of job vacancy or intervies.


Below are 2 Major ones I have heard about ;

*Esther Breakthrough (EBT). They used to be somehwere around Ojuelegba in surulere. You will be made to pay a sum only to be given fake employment letter.

*VHR - 9 oremeji str, Isolo. They are into Multi Level Marketer of Healthcare drugs but will always lie to deceive people with different vacancy names only to be told to even pay a particular sum.


Nairalanders, please post others you know of so that people can be aware and not fall victim.

The list is incomplete without PEACE CORPS OF NIGERIA...

Ovokoo:
Big Brother Naija housemates, Bisola and Thin Tall Tony have reconciled as they were made to hug each other at a show.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z5ieEjCL18

http://ovoko.com.ng/bbnaija-bisola-forgives-thin-tall-tony-hug-video/

Does this revise the "job that was blown" or the "mouth that was actioned"...?

From all indications, it seems the "notice me" and "attention seeking" and "mumu" attitude Tboss had in the BBN house in a family thing that runs in their blood o...

Who be her brother self...

Someone should pls tell this dumb lies to short up and not embarrass herself the more nah...

Pls where is their mother all this while...?

Let the second season of the pornograhy begin....

Come o,
Where's that other one called Tboss that knows how to display boobs and her friend Kemen that got evicted for trying to steal from the cookie jar...?

That's a good one...
When will Nigerian Immigration Service do the same thing...?

Na shit and water full inside the belle...
Na one day the useless belle go just burst like expired tube...

daewoorazer:
I was taking my dinner jejely and this danced passed me. I did d needed.... Now I got to get some chilled wines...


#cool weather

#zanga

Visit my former school and you will have more than one of such bush meats...

They live in the drainages and soak-away pits there...

Other guys that come around to hunt for them call "BUNGURU"...

WHILE ITS ALL ABOUT THE VISA FOR ONE, ITS ALL ABOUT THE PREGNANCY AND KID FOR THE OTHER...

AS LONG AS NO ONE TRIES TO OUTSMART OR OUTPLAY THE OTHER TO HIS OR HER GAME, THEN IN THE END, EVERYONE WILL SMILE AWAY...

LET'S HOPE HE USES THEM...
BECAUSE COLLECTING IS ONE THING, USING IS ANOTHER...

Freewoman:
Blame it to those boys that always distract we girls ........................ we hardly concentrate with our studies especially when we look little prettier , na die be that one

And then you babed opt for poking instead of studying abi...?
As if somebody force you...