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RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Engaged To Oyinbo: “You Won't Know Peace If You Try To Put Asunder” by smart024(m): 9:24pm On Jul 15, 2017
What is that Guy's name again pls...?
RomanceRe: Things That Mature Men Like In Women by smart024(m): 9:07pm On Jul 15, 2017
optional1:
baby daddy angry

like our first date you didn't eat much but woke me at mid night that you are hungry.
How won't he be a "baby daddy"...?

Haba, so you were already crashingi at his place on the first date...

Oya nah, you don feed am for midnight till him don turn to baby-daddy...
NYSCRe: Female Corper Shows Cleavage & Underwear While Wearing NYSC Uniform by smart024(m): 8:42pm On Jul 15, 2017
Ladies of the night...

The picture says it all how she went through school and intends going through service...

If anyone dares discipline her now, a good majority of "nowadays people" will see nothing wrong with the path she has decided to choose o...


SENSE FALL ON HER ABEG...
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Returns To Nollywood (Photos) by smart024(m): 8:31pm On Jul 15, 2017
oluwasegun400:
Nollywood actress, Tonto Dikeh is making her return to the movies after being away for over 4 years.

The talented actress shared photos of herself on set of a new movie by Uchenna Mbunabo with the caption, 'Due to Popular demand, Am Back onyour screen.. Nollywood am coming through like BANGDADADANG'.The new movie also features Mercy Johnson, Osita Iheme, Kanayo O Kanayo and others.

Source: http://www.flexygist.net/2017/07/15/after-4-years-away-tonto-dikeh-returns-to-nollywood-photos/
Who be the "popular" way "demand" for this one now...?
She better put aside her marriage saga and move ahead or na now she go even crash pass o...

Anyway,
Na Dino we wan see in the movies abeg o...
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Didn’t Order Electricity Tariff Reversal, Ex-nerc Chair Replies Fashola by smart024(m): 4:17pm On Jul 15, 2017
ernieboy:
did u even read the article? why should he be jailed when he followed sue process in taking the decisions? fashola is just looking for whom to blame for his incompetence.
I don't think you rather understand me...
If he followed due process in taking the decision, then weather good or bad it means that the then president approved the call in the best interest of his governance...


Hope you understand that if Fashola fails today, its not just him but the Buhahi government that has failed...

If the seat of the president makes a decision, the then president is rather not held responsible as an individual when he leave office but continues suit...
Therefore, if Fashola feels the policy is no longer viable, he and the present seating president ought to work it out rather...


NB:
How you choose your words and how one understands them matters anyway...
I don't think you rather didn't understand where mine were going to...
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by smart024(m): 2:03pm On Jul 15, 2017
School sweet but na exams spoil am...
My guy dey write exams and everywhere dry...
Success bro...
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Didn’t Order Electricity Tariff Reversal, Ex-nerc Chair Replies Fashola by smart024(m): 1:34pm On Jul 15, 2017
Nigeria will always be what it is because in the end, there wont be any difference after all this talk...
Ordinarily, if the then president didnt make the call in the interest of his governance nor approved ot it, then whoever made that call in his stead ought to be jailed...

Period...
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EducationRe: Updates On The Incarcerated UNIBEN Pharmacy Student by smart024(m): 1:07pm On Jul 15, 2017
Innocent or guilty, they should be kept there till questions are answered and an advice comes from the department of public prosecution pls...

No one is talking about the guy that lost his life in a very questionable circumstance in the presence of this same people and none of them can explain...

The first thing they ought to have done was to report the incidence to the police and not sweep everything under the carpet as they did by washing the bus of the guy's blood and disappearing and leaving the deceased boy's parents with his corpse...

What defence do they have to prove their innocence now that an autopsy proves that something fishy was covered since even the claimed accident was averted, something happened to the guy and he didn't scream until blood was discovered by others, his bible, shoes and said phone have varnished and worse of all, the issue wasn't reported to the police until his parents did after his death...?



Na person die o...
No be frog, and the people way dey there must talk...
PoliticsRe: Idi-Iroko Bridge That Links Osun And Oyo Collapses After Heavy Rainfall (pics) by smart024(m): 12:34pm On Jul 15, 2017
All I see is a washed away colvet and someone is calling it a bridge...
GamingRe: CANDY CRUSH (do You Know?) by smart024(m): 5:46am On Jul 14, 2017
For those who "no get work, get plenty of time and are professionals in fingering their phones"...
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by smart024(m): 5:28am On Jul 10, 2017
Chipappii:
Thanks everyone for your comments and follows. I will be to appreciate.

My exams are starting tomorrow so I am going to slow down a bit.

Thanks grin
Does this girl (Amara) have some brains at all...?


You always nail it and I know by His grace you will still nail it again this time too...


Success in your exams...
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by smart024(m): 2:46pm On Jul 05, 2017
Deadshot:
Boys will always be boiz besides shape had it comin cheesy
Which kind ye-ye "boys will be boys" be that...?

I grew up with 6 solid brothers but such never happened within us...
Up till now you see one person taking off from one babe once he sees one of the guys smiling and relating with her...
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by smart024(m): 2:43pm On Jul 05, 2017
Mhizpotential:
i thought you said you nd willie can be everything but can't share girls, how come u now straffing shape?

When you know quite well that willie is gonna come back for shape after Nelo leaves....well it's not my bussiness.
i hate all these things that you guys re doing to all these girls....

the robbery attack, serves you right.

But where is Nelo all this while ehnhuh
Help me ask o...
And shape too as she mumu reach, she willingly open legs for both brothers...

I think that's the abomination that even called for the robbery o...
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by smart024(m): 10:49am On Jul 04, 2017
Kai bros (Neche)...

Na war for you o...
Your case is just something else o...

Your brother is still sampling the elder sister (Chinelo) of a babe (Naza) that is pregnant for you and its likely you might marry...
You turned back and sampled a babe (Shape) a babe he was previously sampling...

Now what next...?
In a short time, the elder will take in for him and the younger will put to bed for you while the neutral one will be debating between the two of you who is responsible for the seed planted in her or what...?

Weldone @Chipappii...
EducationRe: My Daughter's Teacher Asked Them To Write "Who Is Evans?" by smart024(m): 12:49am On Jul 02, 2017
Mamalettelive:
My daughter (Primary 2) came back from school and I asked what of her assignment, She said her teacher asked them to write on "Who is Evans?". That they will present tomorrow.

I called the teacher to understand why such an assignment, because I feel it is of no relevance to the positive growth of my child and this man had the guts to tell me that I don't have the right to question what he teaches in his class.

Mamalettes, how do I handle this matter? I am boiling seriously. Did I commit a crime by asking the teacher?

https://www.facebook.com/MamaletteNG/posts/1438247879596325
From all indications, it depends on the way you approached the teacher that made him tell you off outrightly or you do have the right to know what he teaches your child and why so that you too will know the method which you will use to her in doing whatever assignments...

Who knows which EVANS the teacher was referring to...?
It could be EVANS PARACETAMOL, PUBLISHERS or KIDNAPPER...
EducationRe: My Daughter's Teacher Asked Them To Write "Who Is Evans?" by smart024(m): 12:46am On Jul 02, 2017
Who is Evans...?
Na d question way dey cause gbege be dis...?
huh huh huh
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by smart024(m): 10:23am On Jun 25, 2017
The babe in the wardrobe will wear any of his cloths and go with her washed wet uniforms home inside nylon bag nah...
Is that too difficult...?

On his side, he should talk the babe in the sitting room into going to see him off to either his mum's shop or any other place in order to give babe in the wardrobe room to sneak out nah...


Well, actor no dey die for inside film anyway...
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Christianity EtcRe: What Will The Atheists Say After The Rapture? by smart024(m): 10:05am On Jun 25, 2017
I am not an atheist but I still see this post irrelevant...
sad sad sad


Oga what will you say if you discover after death that there's no heaven nor hell...?
shocked shocked shocked


Pls have faith and preach what you believe in and leave others to either be converted by it or stick to what they too believe in and preach...
cool cool cool


Na una type dey cause religous disaffection in public places...
undecided undecided undecided
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by smart024(m): 11:14pm On Jun 10, 2017
@Chipappii more grease to your elbow, more ink to your pen, more creativity to your brain...
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FamilyRe: Corper Divorces Her Husband In Jos, Refunds N80K Dowry by smart024(m): 4:33pm On Jun 09, 2017
bumi10:
A Jos Upper Area Court on Thursday 8th June, 2017 dissolved the marriage between 27-year-old Rukayat Ahmed, an NYSC member, and Alkasim Ahmed, following a petition filed by the former.

Rukayat, a resident of Jos, had approached the court seeking the dissolution of the marriage on the grounds that she was no more in love with Alkasim.

The woman, who filed a direct complaint to the court, argued that such separation was permissible in Islamic law, “if the partners are no more in love and therefore unwilling to live together”. When the case was mentioned on May 25, the husband did not object to Rukayat’s demand.

At the resumption of hearing on the matter on Thursday, the Judge, Yahaya Ahmed, endorsed the separation of the couple and ordered the petitioner to refund the N80,000 paid as dowry by her husband, as applicable in Islamic law.

Rukayat immediately paid the money and walked away a free woman.


FYI
- Tell me if the story is not the fact that she has seen another man better and richer than her husband and that they are not on the same levels again. Tell me if this is not the main story. And if you think is not, were did she get 80K while their "alawe" na 20k per months...lol


http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/06/nysc-member-divorces-husband-refunds.html
There is one way out of this two:
Its either she was forced into it and saw a possible way out and utilized it...
Or she met another machine with a bigger wallet and a better cassava that knows how to dance the alingo more...
cool cool cool cool cool
PoliticsRe: Protest By Nigerian Students At National Assembly by smart024(m): 4:24pm On Jun 09, 2017
bumi10:
Members of the National Association of Nigerian Students are currently engaged in massive protest at the National Assembly in FCT Abuja.

According to Punch, an ongoing massive protest by the members of the National Association of Nigerian Students is ongoing. The protest was as a result of the non-recognition of their president Mr. Chinoso Obasi, during the second anniversary of the National Assembly in Abuja on Friday.

More details later...

See more photos below;


more @ http://www.exlinklodge.com/2017/06/breaking-news-massive-protest-by.html
Wait o...
Is it these old people I am seeing in this pictures that are NIGERIAN STUDENTS...?
cheesy cheesy cheesy
NYSCRe: Mother Writes NYSC: My Son Suffers From 'Ogugu' Spiritual Attack, Redeploy Him by smart024(m): 4:16pm On Jun 09, 2017
[quote author= post=57344801]A Nigerian parent, Uwakwe Theresa, has written to the National Youths Service Corps for the redeployment of her son, stating that he suffers from spiritual attack called 'Ogugu'

Her son, Chijioke Kingsley Nnamdi has been deployed to Yobe state for the National service. Theresa's letter implores the NYSC scheme to redeploy his son back home so he can be attended to by his exorcist/prophet.

She explained that her son's case is not a medical condition but stated that administering any form of orthodox medicines when he is on attack would trigger a regretful outcome or at worse, end his life. She goes on to explain that what is behind her son's condition is very mystical.

However, NYSC code stipulates that a corps member can only be redeployed on health or marital grounds.

SEE COPY OF LETTER:

http://www.newshelmng.com/2017/06/my-son-suffers-from-spiritual-attack.html[/quote]grin grin grin grin grin[b]
She couldn't process a fake medical report for him on time and had to concoct that nonsense thinking it will sail through...[/b]
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Broke Playboy by smart024(m): 6:14pm On Jun 08, 2017
Kwinolly:
Helo bro chipappi,ur stories r awesum..thumbs up! Av bin reading et since i was a guest here and then i had to join nl cox of u..cox of u,my oga thinks i av ran mad...keep it bro..
#NO1FAN
Wear back your cloths and comb back you hair too and oga will stop thinking you are still running mad...
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TravelRe: Accident Kills Man In Tarhembe, Benue State (Graphic Pic) by smart024(m): 7:21pm On Jun 05, 2017
tyokunbo:
Source:http://towncrieronline.net/2017/06/05/unidentified-man-dies-at-a-motor-accident-in-tarhembe-taraba-state-graphic-photo/

A Facebok user shared this photo of an unidentified man who died in a motor accident at a place called Tarhembe. Further investigation revealed Tarhembe is located in Benue State. The victim is currently at St Chris Mortuary at Wannune.

As shared by Tyubee

If u can identify him, pass the information to his relations. He is one of the victims of the auto accident at Tarhembe. Now at the St Chris Mortuary Wannune. No one seem to know him.
Share to get it round.
If you people really want to help, send more information like which vehicle he was travelling in, where the vehicle was coming from and going to and the approximate time the accident happened...

By that, whoever sees the news will have a better picture of how and what to think of...

Rest In Peace Bro...
RomanceRe: Does Looks Really Matter?? Photos. by smart024(m): 3:25pm On Jun 04, 2017
Looks does matters o...
Its gives a first impression and also helps in correcting some abnormalities in the family...

You carry one useless hairstyle monkey or ring for nose like an American bull or wear undersized cloths as if you borrow them from your nieces (I no include disabilities o...) and you want make person acknowledge you as "responsible"...?

Or...
You too ugly and then go marry ugly person, na spirit you wan born...?
Abi you too tall and then you go marry another tall person, na electric pole you wan born...?
Or you black and then you go marry another black person, na charcoal you wan born...?
Or you yellow and then you go marry another person way yellow, na ripe pawpaw you wan born...?
Abi na short way you short and then you go marry another short person, hmm...
PoliticsRe: Reps Propose Six Months Jail Term For Anyone Who Distorts Queues by smart024(m): 4:26pm On Jun 02, 2017
omusiliyu:
A bill proposing six months imprisonment for persons who shunt or distort queues in public places on Thursday scaled second reading at the House of Representatives.

The Sponsor of the bill, Rep. Abubakar Amuda-Kannike (Kwara-APC), while leading debate on it, said that it sought to ensure that Nigerians conducted themselves orderly in public places.

Amuda-Kannike said that it was normal practice for some Nigerians to shunt or distort queues and go unpunished.

He expressed worry that recent events had shown that Nigeria was on the verge of losing its cherished sense of nationalism, cultural identity and hospitality.

“The bill underscores the need to re-awaken a derailed national culture by proposing disciplinary measures to guide Nigerians in their daily behaviours.

“In our society today, out of total disregard for other persons, who strive to do the right thing by conducting themselves orderly in public places, a large number of Nigerians distort queues and go unpunished.

“The bill if passed shall provide a starting point of value and cultural re-orientation in Nigeria,” the lawmaker said.

He expressed optimism that the bill if passed, future generations would have a more sane society that would help to shape morals, principles and respect for each other in addition to adequate awareness on what constitute nationhood.

He decried the prevailing level of corruption, indiscipline, disrespect to elders and the rule of law in the country.

“The bill underscores the need to re-awaken the derailed national culture by proposing disciplinary measures to guide Nigerians in their daily behaviours.

“Any nation that is not organised cannot have rapid growth.

“We should be seen as organised people from point of entry but we have accepted that anything goes.

“Every school should have civic education in its curriculum to instil patriotism and orderliness in the country,” Amuda-Kannike said.

Contributing, Rep. Sam Onuigbo (Abia-PDP) said that the bill would also ensure orderliness, equity, fairness and justice in the distribution of services in the country.

“It will be nice for us to be seen as orderly people from the point of entry into the country,” Onuigbo said.

Rep. Ayo Omidiran (Osun-APC) said “by being orderly in all our activities, we will be transmitting good behavioural pattern to generations and this will promote a better society”.

After the debate, the bill was passed for third reading through a unanimous voice vote.



https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/reps-propose-6-months-jail-term-for-anyone-who-distort-queues/200174.html

TRASH...
A law for the "have nots"...
This is because the "haves" don't even join queues...
You stay on the queue for a long time without it moving all because the "haves" will come, not join it but walk to the front, get what they want and walk past you...
Christianity EtcRe: The Catholic Faith: What You Need To Know by smart024(m): 5:52am On May 23, 2017
I see lawyers and barristers that will sit in council for judgment of the Catholics on the last day already practicing their cut-n-join defense here...

I won't bother myself trying to explain anything to you here, rather all I can say is: I AM PROUD TO BE A CATHOLIC...!
Christianity EtcRe: The Catholic Faith: What You Need To Know by smart024(m): 12:59pm On May 21, 2017
Just coming back from Mass...
Catholic and proud...
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis Canonizes Jacinta And Francisco, Two Child Saints, Makes History by smart024(m): 5:31pm On May 14, 2017
Why this news come be headache to some people way no even understand wetin dey nah...?

Nowadays some people have stopped worshipping "The God of Heaven and Earth" and are now worshipping "the god of their general overseers", yet they come here and point fingers at what the Catholic church does...

Have you ever heard that a saint is worshipped in the Catholic church...?

All You Holy Angels And Saints, Pray For Us...
Catholic And Proud...!
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis Canonizes Jacinta And Francisco, Two Child Saints, Makes History by smart024(m): 9:37am On May 14, 2017
Let God be praised...
CrimeRe: Lecturer Brutalised By Soldiers For Answering A Phone Call At Check Point (pic) by smart024(m): 7:43am On May 10, 2017
Flog the mumu well well abeg...
He calls himself an elite and academician and yet doesn't know nor can read security checkpoint rules and ethics...

Na so both him and him supporters go dey shout and insult the soldiers, but the truth is that by the time you let it pass, na so boko haram too go follow them begin torment us...

Lesson for other...

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