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Crime / Re: 'Successful' Man Nabbed For Stealing Generator In Bayelsa Community (Photos) by smart024(m): 4:51am On Dec 16, 2022
God1000:
He has finally met his Waterloo, he should thank God mob action didn't happen to him.


That fake smile on his face will soon turn to agony.


Meanwhile so many Africans are celebrating the defeat of Morocco yesterday on social media for repudiating Africa.

Phones / Re: NCC Releases Short Code For Ending Unsolicited Messages By Network Providers by smart024(m): 3:35pm On Dec 12, 2022
Nice one...
Remain for them to provide the code for unsolicited billings...
Politics / Re: Atiku: I’ll Restore ECOMOG To Improve National Security by smart024(m): 6:58am On Nov 12, 2022
OddsDoc:

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/11/ill-restore-ecomog-to-improve-national-security-atiku/amp/

Bother patrol...?
Someone obviously doesn't know why ECOMOG was created and it's functions...

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Family / Re: My Aunty Always Comes Into My Room Without Excuse by smart024(m): 3:44pm On Oct 26, 2022
efelicity:
My aunty, that is, the unmarried younger sister to my mother has been with us for over week now, at any time she chose she can just rush into my room without excuse.

I'm a matured guy and she could meet me standing naked at any given time and I'm not bold to tell her.

I've tried to talk to my mother but she was insisting I must not say anything to avoid annoying her sister.

Seems she knowingly or maybe unknowingly wants to see something.

Show her what she wants to see and I am sure she will run out and never come in without knocking first.
Politics / Re: 10-Year-Old Bandits' Informant Arrested In Zamfara. He Had Killed 3 With Gun by smart024(m): 4:19am On Oct 15, 2022
Politics / Re: Soyinka: I Never Said "Vote For Buhari", But Only Said "Do Not Vote Jonathan" by smart024(m): 6:55am On Apr 08, 2022
Health / Re: Young Man Electrocuted While Working On A Building In Benue State (photos) by smart024(m): 6:53am On Apr 08, 2022
Tracka:


https://www.instagram.com/p/CcCoepqgIb8/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Buildings being alotted under power lines by authorities and yet we want power to be stable...
These are the little things that we as a people should be careful about before we can confidently point our accusing fingers at the power authority...

TV/Movies / Re: A Nairalander's Animation Story: "Finders Keepers" by smart024(m): 4:47am On Jan 24, 2022
Nice...
But you have to improve on the voicing...

Aliencraft:
Hello Nairalanders!
What will you do if you mistakenly got credited with a huge amount of money?

I'll like to share the animation story I produced with you all. The title is "Finders Keepers", it tells the story of a young man who mistakenly got credited with a large sum of money and this changed his life for good or so he thought grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDENYPwUFiI


Say No To Fraud!
Crime / Re: Suspected Criminal Caught Robbing Victim In Broad Daylight In Bayelsa by smart024(m): 4:33am On Jan 24, 2022
This guy is so lucky o...
They have not � given him reconfigurational panelbeating yet...

post=109621646:
Update From . COM

Men of the Bayelsa State Vigilante have apprehended a suspected criminal who robbed a victim in Yenagoa, Reports.

It was gathered by , that the vigilante got an information from a pedestrian that some criminals were stealing from an innocent victim identified as Reymond Egbuta, in broad daylight under the bridge of the Swali Market on Saturday evening, January 22.

Immediately the men swung into action and caught the leader of the gang identified as Peter Williams, aged 23, from Delta State, on the spot.

The suspect, who had already succeeded in collecting the victim's money, was caught while he was about to disposess him of his phone.

Chairman of the State Vigilante Service, Hon. Doubiye Alagba, stated that the victim was rescued from the criminal and his money was recovered.

He further disclosed that the suspect has confessed to be a member of the greenlanders cult group and has been handed to the Anti-kidnapping Unit of the Nigeria Police force, Bayelsa State Command.

See Photos As Obtained By Below:

Source: BLOG
Travel / Re: Train Crushes Truck, Tricycle In Kano. Many Feared Dead by smart024(m): 4:30am On Jan 24, 2022
What a terrible lost...
For the safety of lives and properties, people should know that a moving train no be their mate o...

May they rest in peace...

ogododo:


https://punchng.com/breaking-many-feared-dead-as-train-crushes-truck-tricycle-in-kano/
Sports / Re: How Super Eagles Celebrated Their Win Against Sudan (Video) by smart024(m): 9:23am On Jan 17, 2022
Guys, you did well...
May you soar higher...

Johnpele:
See How The Super Eagles Celebrated Their Win Against Sudan.

They beat Sudan 3-1 in the match they played on Saturday. They now qualify for the round of 16.

WATCH VIDEO BELOW..


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXVmfRiRpn0[/flash]
Family / Re: My Wife Is Not Interested In Relocating Abroad! by smart024(m): 9:11am On Jan 17, 2022
You need to search both yourself and your wife too...
There must be a reason why she took her stance and it should be bothered around TRUST, UNDERSTANDING and INSECURITY of the marriage...

Realchairmann:
This is kinda confusing to me. I've been married to my beloveth wife for 11 years and counting. God has blessed us with three kids of ten, four and a year old. We are having a wonderful Union and time of our lifes.

For sometime now, I've been nurturing the idea of relocating abroad. My wife has BSc and MSc in Microbiology but has been jobless since she concluded her NYSC the year we got married. I'm ready to sponsor her for PHD to any country of her choice to pave way for I and the kids to follow later.

However, she has turned me down whenever I brought up the issue. Her response is always tied around the bond we share and that she can't just leave her kids and travel abroad.

I have a good paying job but I really want her to explore her potentials too. She's a very good wife and an excellent mother but I'm confused why she's skeptical about leaving this Country.

Or am I the one taking too much risk?
Politics / Re: New Year: PDP Congratulates Nigerians For Surviving Under Buhari by smart024(m): 7:59am On Jan 01, 2022

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Business / Re: Loan Apps Send ‘Shame’ Messages To Close Contacts Of Loan Defaulters by smart024(m): 6:40pm On Oct 15, 2021
robosky02:


https://nairametrics.com/2021/10/15/loan-apps-go-gangster-send-shame-messages-to-close-contacts-of-loan

What a very unwise way of going after a creditor...
How does that now bring back their money...?

No be say dem no go pay o...
Crime / Re: Wife Of Ex-CP, Aghanya Hacked To Death In Makurdi By Unknown Assailants by smart024(m): 1:12pm On Mar 14, 2021
MuguVideosNG:

“He had to break the door to gain entrance into the house. On getting inside, he met Mama Aghanya in a pool of her own blood already dead. She was matcheted on the head severally by her attackers.

“It is strange that she could be murdered in this manner in her private residence that has a police outpost just in front of her house,”
he said.

"Broke the door to gain entrance"
Would her assailants have been the ones that locked back the door after killing her...?

"A police outpost just in front of her house"
Was it not just beside a military facility that students were recently kidnappers...?
Politics / Re: Buhari, Osinbajo, Others To Attend Governor Uzodinma's One Year Anniversary by smart024(m): 12:47pm On Mar 14, 2021
TheRareGem1:



https://thenationonlineng.net/anniversary-buhari-osinbajo-others-to-storm-imo/

Make sure they are taken on a tour round the "purto-purto nation" to see the good work there...
Crime / Re: Bayelsa: Police Parade 14-Year-Old Girl Who Left Home To Be With Facebook Lover by smart024(m): 6:37pm On Jul 12, 2020
Talk dry from my mouth...
Jokes Etc / If Flogging Was A Sport, Which Of Your Teachers Would Win This Much Medals by smart024(m): 9:38am On Apr 25, 2020
Mine,
Agricultural Study Master...

Politics / Re: Your Days Are Numbered - Ebonyi Indigenes To Umahi by smart024(m): 3:09pm On Apr 23, 2020
Ctorch:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2020/04/your-days-are-numbered-ebonyi-indigenes-tell-umahi/?fbclid=IwAR2J74_UnlTiTEbz2Vm3eyazeyQJis5dJ5W7Ul7VBd2bAUGUv_AuD6RJhQk


See people way dey talk...
Easy boughtover like you all...
Why didn't you sing this song back then in 2015...?
Health / Re: I Had An Unprotected Sex And I'm Sick by smart024(m): 12:15pm On Apr 23, 2020
eddieguru:
Hello nairalanders,


Although, I'm not good at writing

I had sex with a girl I met on Facebook, and now my urine hurts.

I'm currently taking injections and drugs, but I don't really know what I've been infected with...

While I'm taking treatment i've been having coloured urine ( yellow, brown and orange)

Guys I'm simply confused right now...advise a brother cry cry

The best person to advise a brother in this case is the doctor that prescribed those medication to you...
He might even tell you much more self...
Politics / Re: Ben Ayade Wearing Ankara Face-Masks by smart024(m): 12:12pm On Apr 23, 2020
9PBLIVE:
Gov. Ben Ayade of Cross River State is very ready for this Corona pandemic, fashion wise.

No doubt he's the most fashionable Governor. smiley

Fashion = 95%
Health = 05%
Final verdict = nonsense...


Note:
Rating done using WHO recommendation.
Sports / Re: “I Didn’t Bring Coronavirus To Togo” - Emmanuel Adebayor Refuses To Donate by smart024(m): 12:06pm On Apr 23, 2020
Sick dude...
Must he even talk...?
Must it be everything that he would respond to...?

I am sure he has stopped talking his psychiatrist's prescriptions again...
Properties / Re: Share Your Experience Living In The Same Compound With The Landlord/Landlady by smart024(m): 2:18pm On Mar 05, 2020
My Gbagyi landlord of two years back in the days in FHA Phase II was a wonderful man...
He lived in the main house in front while I lived in a two-bedroom apartment behind...
This man will come knocking on my door to come out so that he will give me a lift to work and then branch my workplace by evening to give me a lift back home...
He was more of a father to me than even a landlord...
I remembered a day I forgot my keys at work and he could not find the spares I left with him. He personally supervised the setting up of the guest room in his apartment for me to put up that night...
The wife would prepare food, put my share once in a while and send the son whom I was coaching in AutoCAD to bring for me...

On the other hand,
My Igbo landlady in old Karmo before I moved to FHA...
This woman was hell in human form...
She told me never to bring a visitor be it male, female or even relative to her house...
Warned me never to wash in the toilet inside the flat and still picked an offense with me because she has never seen me washing (and my cloths were washed at the laundry down the road)...
Said whenever she is sitting outside, I shouldn't sit there because she suspected that I am looking at her...
Answered a call in my language while opening the door and she came asking me who I was talking to and what was I telling the person in a language she can't understand...
One day came and asked me to give an account of where I go to after closing and then reach home late given that she knows that I do close early...

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Crime / Re: Lady Found Pictures Of Herself In A Bottle In Her Friend's Closet (Photos) by smart024(m): 6:48pm On Mar 01, 2020
Simple thing...

Remove the picture and replace it with her own and then sit back as if you don't know what happened and watch how events would unfold...
Health / Chinese Doctors Confirmed African Blood Genetic Composit by smart024(m): 10:09am On Feb 16, 2020
World Health Organization – Coronaviruses (CoV) are a large family of viruses that cause illness ranging from the common cold to more severe diseases such as Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (MERS-CoV) and Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS-CoV). A novel coronavirus (nCoV) is a new strain that has not been previously identified in humans.
Senou is a young Cameroonian student in China recently infected with Coronavirus he was released from hospital this morning cured of the virus.

Doctors seeking for a cure to treat the dreadful virus were amazed to see Senou still alive and fit even after contracting the virus which has claimed 1,112 lives since it broke out in Wuhan couple of weeks ago.

The Chinese doctors confirmed that Senou stayed alive because of his blood genetic composition which is mainly found in the genetic composition of subsaharan Africans, Cameroon Concord News reported
According Zanomoya KaTshatshu, Chinese doctors also said that he remained alive because he has black skin, the antibodies of a black are 3 times stronger, powerful and resistant compare to that of white.

Zanomoya Mditshwa an African shared his opinion saying black man is indestructible.

“Caucasians is always at war with our black skin because they know our melanin is our defense against all that they throw at us. This proves yet again that the black man is indestructible, our bodies are made of the same substances that make up this Earth because we are owners of this universe they will never wipe us off, history has already proved that.” he said.

https://cityscrollz.com/3881

Celebrities / Re: Angry Tacha Blasts Abuja Hotel After Intruder Accessed Her Room With Master Key by smart024(m): 4:50pm On Feb 12, 2020
Na today...?
The struggle for relevance and to always be in the media is real...

You have issues with the services of a hotel and didn't take it up with them but rather came on social media to sort it out...
The question now is: "with who...?"

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Just Caught Me Red Handed by smart024(m): 6:35am On Dec 29, 2019
enshi:
Pls guys help me with the right words actions and steps to go about this..

Yes I was caught in the act.
She had traveled to her village to see her parents and she was to come back 2nd January. She left 24th ..

I was on this antibiotics since two weeks now and it really made me experience extra morning sicknesses (guys will understand) so we kept communication every now and then while she was away.

Today I met a lady in the morning while I went to buy my dog feed.. So I invited her to the house she came and we had little alcohol and one thing led to another we were on the bed pants down.. To my greatest surprise my window were flipped open all of a sudden low and behold it was my gf peeping through.. Omg

She had tried to come through the front door but it was locked . she probably had knocked but I didn't hear due to the generator that was on..
She called me my love and asked for how long I have been doing this then she left.. I was agog likewise the naked lady on my bed...

The lady left just immediately... I have not called my gf up till now.. I am confused don't know what to say or do.. Pls guys.. I love her and I have never cheated on her in a year and four months now.

What do I do

That's what you get when you ingest alcohol while on an antibiotic medication...
It ends up not working for the purpose it was taken and then does a different job it wasn't meant for...

Now,
If you actually love her, you would have waited for her (Onyeka Uwenu)...

So,
STOP LYING THAT "YOU LOVE HER"...
Travel / Re: My Experience Living And Working In The UAE by smart024(m): 5:54am On Dec 10, 2019
Sitting tight to this...
Crime / Re: "I Was Having Sex With My Lover" – 14-Year-Old Declared Missing Tells Police by smart024(m): 6:04am On Dec 05, 2019
The show just started...

Family / Re: My Guy's Marriage Crashed In Less Than 3 Months. by smart024(m): 6:33pm On Dec 04, 2019
TourismMan:
So a guy we used to watch football matches together got married around November last year and I was happy for him cos he was already 40 something. I'm so shocked to have learnt days ago that the marriage crashed in less than 3 months. In fact, the informant told me the marriage packed up precisely in the month of March this year for undisclosed reasons.

Honestly, cases like this scare us the singles big time. To me, no marriage is better than broken marriage. What has become our marriage these days?

Scare you what...?

For a start, the guy was you said 40+ which means you people gave him mouth until he ended up rushing into it in order to get rest from you people...

He didn't get to take his time to know her well nor give her time to know him well but only impatiently jumped into the very available flight...

He saw that opting out was the only option because maybe the relationship was built on falsehood and pretence that were sadly only but discovered afterwards...

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Undergoes Surgery In Dubai by smart024(m): 3:27am On Nov 25, 2019
All this surgery gra-gra fit be say na that rough face way dem dey always carry putty hide them wan polish o...

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