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RomanceRe: Nigerians Blast Club Girl For Exposing Too Much Cleavage [PICS] by smart024(m): 7:01am On Jan 15, 2017
Who send una go club...?
That one na normal "club packaging" nah...

Una no wan see "club packaging", una for go Church instead nah...
InvestmentRe: What Is Going On? MMM Is Back But People Are Panicking, No Money - by smart024(m): 6:39am On Jan 15, 2017
Seems you have never heard of the word "scepticism"...

People are sceptical if it is truly back or it has come to make a final sweep of what is left...

Time alone shall tell...
RomanceRe: Parents Did This To Their White Teenage Daugher Over Her Black Boyfriend(photo) by smart024(m): 6:27am On Jan 15, 2017
Won't so much blame the white parents for their actions with reasons that even we amongst the black are presently doing worst to ourselves...

Nowadays:
We no longer even call ourselves by our tribe which is already a negative division among us but call ourselves by crimes and segregative insults...

We look at even people from some communities, tribes, religion and geopolitical zones as "inferiors", "infidels", "outcasts" and all that...

When a crime is committed by an individual, we point hand at his entire clan and generalize...

The rich amongst us have turned to oppressors and are forcing us with "relative peace" instead of "equal rights and justice"...

Blacks...!
Blacks...!!
Blacks...!!!
How many times did I call...?
Let's remove the plank in our eyes first before removing the toothpick in these people's eyes o...
RomanceRe: Slim Lady With Big Breasts Causing Guys To Fight On Instagram by smart024(m): 6:12am On Jan 15, 2017
TrapQueen77:
cheesy

See those watermelons...
When a babe starts seeing and admiring "water melons", the next thing she grabs is a "cucumber"...
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
CelebritiesRe: This Recent Hot Photos Of Female Rapper, Splash Will Turn You On - (photos) by smart024(m): 5:42am On Jan 15, 2017
The pictures doesn't look bad for a normal person anyway...

But if OP says they are "hot" as in "hot", then I think its because maybe OP has been in a lunatic confinement on the north pole for over half his life...
PoliticsRe: Policemen Awaiting Saraki Brutalise NAMA Officer In Kwara (pic) by smart024(m): 4:56am On Jan 15, 2017
cool cool cool
That's exactly what you get when you have turned your leaders into mini-gods...
PoliticsRe: Abuja Residents Queue Up To Buy Cooking Gas (Photos) by smart024(m): 10:05pm On Jan 14, 2017
huh huh huh
Na today...?
Wetin self dem no dey queue up for dat yeye town...?
FamilyRe: 14-Year-Old Boy Flees Parents Home In Jos, Caught In Lagos (Photo) by smart024(m): 10:17am On Jan 11, 2017
THAT WAS HOW PABLO ESCOBA STARTED...
undecided undecided undecided
LiteratureRe: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by smart024(m): 6:30am On Jan 07, 2017
DumaEmpire:
This is just a bleeped up story...Complete fiction.at d start of d play dis fake ass nigga kept talking like it ws his story.stuffz like i went t long for it in my diary,blah blah n at d end he is dead...Pure Fiction.Mbush or wateva u didnt have to lie..u cud jat say hey i got a Fiction story n even Noywood might b Interested Not dis Makeup Crap..Cant believe i wasted my time on dis
Got no chill...
shocked shocked shocked
CareerRe: Cute Photos Of Policewoman, Nkeiru Nwode, Got Admirers Talking by smart024(m): 4:36pm On Jan 05, 2017
Cute or not, our naija police is still "same old, same old"...

As she be so, if she handle you for station over the counter or maybe for checking point by the road side you no go find am funny or laugh at all...
LiteratureRe: Memo Of A Male Sex Addict by smart024(m): 4:35pm On Dec 30, 2016
Hmm...
My guy no gree update for im teaming fans again o...
TV/MoviesRe: "MMM Wahala" A Nollywood Movie Is Already Out (Video) by smart024(m): 12:28pm On Dec 29, 2016
No be small thing o...

Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Was Born In September Not December !! by smart024(m): 6:34pm On Dec 25, 2016
frankloloko:
In case you dont know Christmas has nothing to do with Jesus. He was born late Sept / early oct. was a jew and fulfilled all jewish holidays, Christmas is a pagan holiday christianized long ago.
WHO EVEN SAID HE WAS BORN IN DECEMBER...?

What is celebrated is THE COMMEMORATION of his birth which 25th december is a set aside date to do that...
Rather, you have even made a bigger fool of yourself placing a date to his birth without proving it...
CelebritiesRe: Seun Jimoh Threatens To Kill Fan For Comment About His Wife To Be [PICS] by smart024(m): 10:36am On Dec 22, 2016
That lady's comment didn't come onbits own o...
Maybe its a common talk that has been running within the guy's even before now that ended up spilling over on the internet...
RomanceRe: Give Your Man Like This And He Is Yours Forever(strictly for chics) (pics 18+) by smart024(m): 4:15pm On Dec 21, 2016
What are you even trying to drill out of a lady from such a style like that self...?

From the look of things, even a man with the shortest of all cassavas self will be directly hitting her baby creddle...
RomanceRe: Give Your Man Like This And He Is Yours Forever(strictly for chics) (pics 18+) by smart024(m): 4:14pm On Dec 21, 2016
What are you even trying to drill out of a lady from such a style like that self...?

From the look of things, even a man with the shortest of all cassavas self will be directly hitting her womb...
RomanceRe: What This Girl Is Wearing In The Name Of Being Hot Will Shock You. (pics) by smart024(m): 4:02pm On Dec 21, 2016
Some things might be a traditional way of expressing certain things quite okay, but when they are taken to the extreme, they become gross, irritating and dirty...

Why is she even opening it self...
#with_her_secondhanded_g_string...
FashionRe: 7 Annoying Things Ladies Do When They Are Dressed To Kill by smart024(m): 5:37am On Dec 19, 2016
You didn't add this...

8. Fishing out their panties from their bumbum...
grin

9. Adjusting their bra...
cheesy

10. Intimidating people for stiring at them...
lipsrsealed

11. Excusing themselves from the table to go to the ladies room every 5mins to go and rearrange themselves...
cry

12. Limiting themselves from going to certain places because of their outfits...
huh
CrimeRe: Father Burnt Stomachs Of His Children In Ondo For "Stealing Fish" (Pic) by smart024(m): 5:28am On Dec 19, 2016
Just look at prety kids...
He is taking it out on them because of the guilt he feels because their mum is no longer with him...

He's a psychological beast...
Nairaland GeneralRe: Don't Let D Quack Engineer Fool U, Let Building Collapsing Stop In Nigeria by smart024(m): 2:24pm On Dec 18, 2016
Nigerians never learn...

After all said and done, they still opt to use "I CAN DO IT TOO", "MY BROTHER SAYS HE CAN DO IT" and then "HE DOES IT CHEAPER" engineers...

In some cases, even with a professional engineer on site, they still prefer hearing from a brother or relative who is a foreman instead of the engineer. When the engineer complains, he is paid off so that they can cut corners...

And the funny one is environmental people, urban planning and in some cases even ERM teams visiting such sites and collecting bribes to overlook such excesses...
PhonesRe: Let's Sign Up For Carlcare App~ by smart024(m): 2:26pm On Dec 16, 2016
Carlcaresophia:
Hello smart024, glad to know your phone is working. We'd appriciate a lot if you can give us your work order number or phone number so that we can check the details and make improvment. Thank you!
Seems this is an autobased electronically computer answering system o...
The work order slip was collected back at the point of retrieving my phone by the representative at the service center...

For a start, response systems to customers complaints should be answered almost immediately so that follow ups would follow a positive sequence...
FamilyRe: My Husband Impregnated My Junior Sister Twice: Wife by smart024(m): 6:35am On Dec 16, 2016
This is the first time I am seeing and hearing a woman fighting to hang on to a man she herself alleges that he not only slept but also impregnated her own blood sister o...

Was she drugged, tied and bundled to the "womb destroying clinic"...?

Truly, this woman must be chronically lazy. Or else, at the age of 55, she should have been thinking of being dependent rather than thinking for a husband to have...

Hmm, its either this woman needs sense or something is really fishy here...
FamilyRe: My Husband Impregnated My Junior Sister Twice: Wife by smart024(m): 6:56pm On Dec 15, 2016
WomanOfRace:
Funny you believed that man. It is obvious the man is lying.
First, since 33yrs he lived with the lazy and diabolic woman and wants to divorce her now? 33years is too much to endure something you can't live with.

Again, he called his relatives before digging for the charms.........looks like a set up. Of truth,the man did it himself on the ground to throw out the wife with the support of the relatives. na today?

On the woman part, why would a man ask the doctor to remove his wife's womb after giving birth to just two girls? without the wife consent? lies.
The woman is rather lying...


-She was an accomplice to her womb getting "removed" as she put it...

At the age of 55 and she's still talking about taking in...

-She used her normal diabolic means to blind the man until now...

-it was the new cement in the odd place that exposed her...

-Someone sleeps with your sister and you still "love" him...

-To a point of impregnating your sister (twice shocked ) and you don't want to break up with him...


Kai...
WHO IS DECEIVING WHO PLS...
Jokes EtcRe: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by smart024(m): 5:51pm On Dec 15, 2016
prettythicksme:
What is MMM?
MONKEYS MAKING MAVROS...


OR


MAVROS MATING MUMUS...
Jokes EtcRe: When The Person That Convinced Everybody In The Office To Join MMM Comes To Work by smart024(m): 5:50pm On Dec 15, 2016
boman2014:
grin
MONKEYS MAKING MAVROS...
grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Oil To Fund 27% Of N7.3tr 2017 Budget - Daily Trust by smart024(m): 5:06pm On Dec 15, 2016
See the way these Creek boys don bomb and vandalise food commot from their mouth...?

See where oil way dem dey use make mouth no come be anything again...

Make una go continue bomb o...
Because this hardship and "thinking outside the box" don make government restrategize and also open people eyes better...
FamilyRe: My Husband Impregnated My Junior Sister Twice: Wife by smart024(m): 4:47pm On Dec 15, 2016
Semper247:
She, however, begged the court not to grant her husband’s request, saying she was still in love with him.

Loool.....
Super story...
grin grin grin

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