₦airaland Forum

henrimoto:
Nna, Kaa! Jiokwa! You are my ascestral brother.

I understand what your are saying. If you find yourself in a village location that is not your place, you align with the people around there. You join them in doing one or two living activities to keep body and soul together. As you work in your new environment,you begin to think ahead, look around for advantages and disadvantages.

henrimoto:
No! It's not like that. Most times, we need that village atmosphere ( closeness to nature and fresh resources) to put off some mental and emotional stress. At times, for re-strategize.

Ebubu:
What do you think?




Reno Omokri

Ebubu:
What do you think?




Reno Omokri

sojiboy:
Oyebanji urges police to unravel mysteries surrounding Mohbad’s death




https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0V9odMotXBa98RrBFKYKrBkJwE9MKG3QAYeMtYjk5AKZF14RA55VC2m79kRGx1zLXl&id=100069437032705&mibextid=Nif5oz

henrimoto:
...You dey go far, many struggle to get transport fare to take them back to their home towns.

Many dey struggle to pay house rent for many years. Year to year, nothing reasonable to show as a city dweller.

Why not re-strategize ?

You wan follow tell village people say .. "I live in the City !"

Peter532:
Hello all,
My dad immediate elder brother who went to south africa in the 90s is back to drag their parents property claiming to be the first son.

This is someone who after he travelled only came back once and never bothered about the affair's of the family.

Their father my grandfather died 2005 he was no where to be found. my grand mother died 2018 still nothing from him.

No contributions whatever even while their parents was still alive.

He cut all sort of communications with them and now he's back to lay claim on the properties.

The family is angry but some of the elders in the extended family are getting on is side claiming he's still the senior he was never disowned but they can't say it out though.

It's obvious he came back with almost nothing and felt laying claims on their parent property is the back up plan

No will was written and some of the old buildings has been reconstructed from the scratch by my father and yet someone is laying claim on it.

I will like to know how this will go because my father is ready to fight this with his last strength and we the children are firmly behind him

AImiron:
Oniyide Azeez popular known as Zinoleesky, who was signed to Marlian music alongside the late artist Mohbad, by the most hated man in Nigeria right now Naira Marley, has removed his label’s name from his instagram bio, and replaced with “ Zinonymous Sounds”

Source: Instagram, Yabaleft, Instablog9ja

LegendHero:
How can you go and traffic drug in Afghanistan? Is this guy cursed?


Source: https://x.com/talibanprd__/status/1702988348955017499?s=46&t=oGAxjhiGeufNKlYA6fDTyA[/quote]I guys he went there to buy cheap drugs opium just like the USå has been doing for over 20 years .

Afghanistan is the largest producer of opium, making up more than 80 per cent of the world's opium harvest

murecool:
https://independent.ng/abbas-hails-appointments-of-cardoso-dattijo-others-as-cbn-gov-deputies-respectively/

SIMPonPatrol:
Anyone you see carrying an iPhone in Nigeria paid for it 100% in cash, we don't borrow to buy ordinary phones here

muykem:
They will produce when they humble themselves and know that politics is not buying and selling..

illicit:
Can u pass a message to your king or any other king like that?
What makes him special? He doesn't have two heads

aduhube:
Black man's way of thought!

OP, do you know what is called creation of values?

Do you know the relationship between creation of values and money making? The value you create here is giving out information about how you got to China. As already said by you that your migration was cheap and easy, kindly give this information. It's called value creation.

This information may be at other places like Chima embassy, however it will be diluted.

It's not good to live in a white man's land and still exhibit blackmind thoughts.

Asking for DM before giving out useful information is a blackmind thought.

I'm Aduhube.

Bright4luv3000:
Make e no go chop ur money oooooo because me I know one see person come dey cry ooooo

MadamExcellency:
DSS is afraid of them. These are the only people that can defy DSS and Police orders on protest and no arrest will be made.

tophempire:
WE ALREADY KNOW.... THINGS ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE.

MY PRAYER IS THAT THE PH REFINERY OBASANJO SAY WON'T WORK TO BEGIN OPERATION IN DECEMBER. AND YOU WILL NO LONGER REFINE FOR US AGAIN.

ALL OUR ILLEGAL REFINERIES BOYS IN CREEKS OF N.D. NOW HAVE JOBS TO DO.

MAKE ASARI DOKUBO SEFF GET WORK😂😂😂

opicgif:
and, ofcourse, you answered a question with a question (because you know what i am saying is correct)
welldone, .....

this is a gentle reminder that 190,000 people died of malaria last year in Nigeria

TemplarLandry:
I'm sure this happened in imbise.

izuch:
Where?

opicgif:
just one question, which option do you think the billionaire in my writeup would have chosen
1) die on the way to the hospital from bayelsa to rivers state
2) pay for the ambulance

opicgif:
STORY 2
my neighbors son was robbed last month, august 2023,
he was fortunate to reach out to me, and others, and we were able to inform the police to go to his estate
this was around 1am

the police went to the estate,
arrested everybody in the estate,
in the middle of the night
accused the tenants of having an insider amongst there midst
threatened to shoot them all if they don't confess
beat them all mercilessly

we bailed him that night for 150k.
we bailed the person that called the police for help, for 150k
the others who couldn't pay slept in station for days

STORY 3
in 2019, i was robbed in my house,
my phone was stolen
i hid my drone and other valuables
the phone was worth about 60k
i went to the police station (kala police station, ikwerre road)
the police asked me for 100k to 'start investigations'
i was perplexed, and queried the reason behind this
the police threatened to 'deal with me' and arrest me for making 'false report'
a state commissioner came into the police station with some people he had arrested with his personal police security
all the police men left me to hail him, he dropped some money for them as well as the people he arrested
i ran out of the police station

STORY 4
the former governor of bayelsa state. alameseigha, a multi billionaire died in UPTH
because they had to drive him a very long distance to the hospital, if i remeber correctly, from bayelsa to rivers state
a billionaire!
for something that in 'the abroad', an ambulance would have been ready in minutes,
he drove for hours

STORY 5
when we had my 2nd child, she fell ill at 4days and we rushed her to UPTH Uniport
we stayed there for about 2 weeks at SCBU
i saw a man and his wife lose one of their twins, and a cleaner, not a doctor, not a nurse, a cleaner
came out and met the man with a list of things to buy fro the pharmacy and said
oga one pikin don die, go buy these things before the 2nd pikin die
i knelt down at the car park that night and cried to God that nothing should ever take me to any teaching hospital in Nigera

i saw mothers abused, cursed by doctors and nurses
these same doctors will travel abroad and behave completely differently

opicgif:
this is in response to this post that made front page today: https://www.nairaland.com/7834477/japa-fever-among-nigerian-youths


story 1:
i had an uncle who always complained about his job.
he worked in an oil company.
he told me to pursue my dreams (i used to be a music producer in the university) and how life is not all about making money
he complained he didn't have time for his family and how we wishes he could spend time with his children
he complained about how he's underpaid compared to expatriates
he complained so much, we (the family) actually had pity on him
long story short, we had an insider in the company (from our church) who told us,
my uncle was the person blocking my elder brother from getting a job in same company
he (the insider) was shocked we were related to him (my uncle)
he called our uncle in my fathers presence, who told him: do you want that small boy to overtake me in the family
my uncle didn't know the phone was on speaker!!!
this was 2008.


its easy for a beautiful girl with so many rich suitors to tell her 'not so fine' friends with only one suitor life is not about marriage
its easy for a rich person to tell a broke person life is not about money
its easy for someone in canada/US/europe to tell you in Nigeria the grass isn't greener abroad

someone who doesn't buy fuel for gen,
someone who doesn't sleep with multiple lecturers for marks in the university
someone who isn't slapped, abused and insulted in the hospital (like it happens in teaching hospitals in Nigeria)
SHOULD NOT TELL NIGERIANS ANYTHING ABOUT RELOCATING ABROAD

Una don come again
You light there is free people are freezing to death because they can’t afford to pay for hitter
Dey play .

Bruisecruise:
As usual.
Test the waters to see reaction.
Then deny it.
Then do it anyways.

ecolime:
The should investigate the allegations thoroughly and let the truth prevail. Enough of all these social media trials

Serendipity2023:
Why?

Serendipity2023:
HOW I WASTED MONEY ON MouthAction

I was bored yesterday, and restless too.
So I went to see a friend.
I left friend's place around 9pm.
I already knew I wasn't going back home immediately.

So I took a detour to Allen Avenue/Opebi Ikeja, Lagos.

Parked in front of Pekas bar, I strolled around, then came back to drive around the whole areas to catch a glimpse of all the runs girls standing around the area.

They were too many.

I guess it's because it was a Sunday night.

SEVEN MOUTH ACTIONS

I wasn't Hot at all. I have low libido.
I am sick but can't say exactly what it is. Maybe malaria.

However, I didn't want the opportunity to waste.

I had to improvise.

I did some window shopping of runs girls.

Then I got about 7 women to give me blow jobs in the car.

I bargained 2k each. They collected it reluctantly. The hoes were just average or below sef in looks.

I would just pick them, then park along the road or in front of an office, switch off the engine. The car was tinted too.

Then I would recline the driver's seat while they bend over to get my manhood.😂

Some of the girls wanted more money before I could touch their breasts.

Some baulked at the idea of touching their breasts on just 2k alone.

"You no wan pay better money but you wan enjoy"

"Pay better money naa."

"Do you want Bleep. Pay let me do you well."

I declined because I wouldn't even sleep with any of them for free.
I am preserving my sperm abeg.😂

In all the blow jobs, I didn't cum. It was deliberate.
I would distract myself if I sensed the urge to cum.


If I did cum, it would have made me not to enjoy others.

My manhood would have been very flaccid too because I wasn't even Hot.

Some were even asking for 15k, 10k just for blow jobs o.
These girls are geeedy

I didn't enjoy it well because I wasn't Hot. And because some of the girls did sloppy jobs at it.

My mind was just making comparisons.

The blow jobs were like 30% of the type I receive from my girls.

Some of my girls used to suck me to heaven, sucking a way all my sorrows.
In fact, my girls get wet when they suck me.

Forget, nothing like normal girls with feelings.

Hook up isn't for me at all.

So that's how I wasted 14k on 7 different women.
Yes that's not wise.😂
But I just wanted to experiment shaa.

I wanted something new and different.

I WON'T TRY SUCH AGAIN!

STRIP CLUB

At around 12:30 am. I started looking for a strip club.

Remember I visited Ocean Blue strip club the last time.

So I wanted something different.

I was directed to Classic strip club

I paid 2k entrance fee and sat down.

It was a bit scanty.

Only two of the girls caught my fancy.

And none disturbed me to give me lap dances, unlike at Ocean Blue.

I watched them dance, twerk etc.

I didn't want to buy anything, so I told them I was still waiting for someone.

It was now around 3 am.

I was already sleepy and was sleeping in snatches.

I drove back to Pekas and sat there.

I saw one girl and requested for her number, adding that I would love to meet her later.
She was from same local government.

She gave it to me reluctantly because of that sef.

Normally, many runs girls don't like giving out numbers especially if you don't want to carry them at that time.

What could be the reasoning behind that?

Well, I deleted the number because it would be a distraction.

I don't feel anything for hoes.


And hoes don't value money. They don't appreciate what you give them.
And don't have feelings like normal girls.

You can't be fucking around and still have normal feelings.

At about 5 am, I headed home.

I got to Ikeja under bridge by Oba Akran and saw some girls outside again.

I parked and learnt it was a club-- CLUB ROYALE.

I heard it's one of the biggest in Lagos mainland.
And you guys didn't tell me.

Una don dey hide updates o😂😂




POLICE were everywhere around that axis.

About 4 different teams stopped me. And one team wanted to misbehave.

Thank God for small grace and Identification that helps at times.

TAX COLLECTORS

It costs a lot to drive "big cars" in Lagos.

Boys would be everywhere hailing you in a bid to get tips.

But it comes with lots of respect mehn.
Even police sef go dey loyal.

I learnt it's same way even in America.

The world worships money. Well, money answereth all things!

erico2k2:
DO you have a record of howmany persons had died from your local government this month?