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FreeStuffsNG:
13. Expand the official foreign exchange market to incorporate BDCs, forex apps and retail fx dealers, and outlaw transactions in the black market

14. Digitalise Nigeria’s fx regime and discourage speculative demands and hoarding of fx in cash

15. Imposition of excise tax on foreign exchange transactions outside the official market

Great job by Taiwo Oyedele and his team of patriotic Nigerians. These are bold audacious moves by the Asiwaju Tinubu-led Federal Government. This is absolutely brilliant!

Only unpatriotic and greedy people will go buy fx to hoard and they deserve not only to lose their funds but must be prosecuted for economic sabotage as well.

This current FG will not go borrowing money or use hard-earned forex inflow to fight against the overvalued US dollar on the streets. You all will get burnt las las.

Those being deceived to keep hoarding forex will get burnt severely las las.

It's criminal and unpatriotic mindset that will make an otherwise educated person who spends almost 100% of his day to day expenses in naira to still go and hoard forex and crowd out those who genuinely need it. If they don't get burnt, no defence of the naira will deter such unpatriotic elements.Not even EFCC that Mr Emefiele kept sending after them will make them stop.

All the enemies of Nigeria will lose las las. They always lose. God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

90% of BDC are northerners the policy will never work.

accordadoga27:
Hehehe

This Agulu packaged fraud again

He always wants to be in the news.

He has been running mental since he lost woefully to Ashiwaju.

No iyámiri will ever rule Nigeria.

iyámiri Is buying fuel 600 and mr president people are still buying same 600.

HeadlessMob:
Up till now this Agulu an has not deemed it fit to address Nigerian on how Onwabusi/se gringory become Peter gringory. He said his father gave him Peter from birth and so why didn't he have the same name on his GCE degree? Has there been any name change or addition affidavit?. Just continue to deceive the unintelligent who also believed that Buhari was cloned

Identity fraudsters Know themselves
$/1235 and you are talking about Obi and his father . His not your president.

KillIgbohoN0W:
Footballers and yeyebrities are not on the same level.
What Davido makes from concerts in a year Ndidi makes it in a month. When Mikel shunned 2Face it wasn't pride. Just that artistes and actors love making noise.

Cristiano's monthly pay is bigger than Tom Hanks pay for a blockbuster movie and its not every year that Tom Hanks makes big movies.


They are not mates.

Poor black man reasoning comparing 67 years old man net worth to CR7 is that not foolishness?

As of 2023, Forbes estimates CR7 net worth at a cool $500 million, making him one of the wealthiest athletes in the world.
Tom Cruise $600 million. Which footballer come close to Tyler Perry money?

Why not Compare Davido to Messi or even man city striker?

TMKsouth:
Proof please🙏🏽

North have the highest number of people living in poverty and katsina is one of the terrorize state which have produced 2-4 president and head of states all together.

IbeOkehie:
Sorry I can't trust any Nigerian hospital for myself or any member of my family. That's partly the reason I don't travel to Nigeria often, there's no good and reliable health system. I don't care what hospital it is, Nigeria is a cesspool of incompetence and corruption.

Enjoy your Nigeria, I'm OK where I'm at.

Thanks.

You need the best you have to pay for it , many of they doctors are white.

Derring:
Lol
Una funny for this nigeria I swear!😂

Ok

IbeOkehie:
Glad you wrote 'SOMETIMES' because I know it doesn't routinely take that long. It depends on what the surgery is for. Both my mother and mother in law have had surgery here in the USA. I have friends who've had surgery, other family members too.

Whatever time it takes, it's medical care is LESS RISKY in the USA or UK. Surgical procedure and childbirth are like rolling dice in Nigeria. Last time my mother-in-law was in Nigeria, she was admitted to Unilag Teaching Hospital, LUTH. They charge CASH PAYMENT on the spot to use the elevator. Seriously, if you live in Nigeria go and try it. I was like, what kind of country is this!!! Didn't a young doctor die in one of those elevators at a hospital recently? I bet you NOTHING will come of the case, Nigeria doesn't do anything about botched surgery talk less of elevator accident



The worst hospital in the USA or UK is better than the best in Nigeria. At least electricity is guaranteed here. Even the worst hospital in the USA and UK will attend to a casualty of a car accident BEFORE asking for cash payment. And I know you guys like to yab USA about cost of medical care and no insurance. Well President Obama took care of that, over 92% of USA residents now have health insurance, you can go check the data yourself.

No wonder life expectancy for men is still under 60 years in Nigeria. Yes, I know only God determines life & death. Good Luck with all that.

Big lie
Na you go unilag hospital as we too like cheap things

Check out this hospitals https://www.savealifehospital.com/ and compare it to hospitals you have been to in USA or uk 🇬🇧
Everything there is technology and computerized that My hospital 🏥.

Akin0:
Yes, I have . if you enter the country legally. You will have access to medical facilities., unlike in Nigeria that even the HMO will not help matters. A very good hospital in Nigeria, you pay through your nose. Ordinary Oxygen that are available for patient in abroad, is gold in Nigeria's Hospital. Maybe it was a long time you visit the general hospital. Go and see what is happening there, no space for patients , if you managed to get, maybe you no someone at the top.

The access to medical facilities is it free?
Una go just Dey cap anyhow
If you don’t have insurance they won’t treat you or you pay cash which very expensive, you they they citizens don’t go to other countries for cheap medical care?
They still have good hospitals in Nigeria just like they have bad and poor hospitals over there .

purehustle101:
With the rate of japa syndrome many families in future will be left with nobody to continue with the family name. All those children born oversees ain't coming back here, Modern slavery.

No possible only poor people who can’t afford to buy tickets will stay there for years rich people do come back regularly.

3ice9ce:
Have you ever travelled out of Nigeria in your entire life?
Medical care in Nigeria is very very cheap compared to the UK and, US and Canada. The difference is health insurance those ones have.
The cost of an ambulance ride in the UK will do CS birth for 4 women in Naija.
Or have you factored the waiting time before you can see a GP in the UK?

Sometimes in USA it takes 3-4 weeks to book appointment with a doctor or 2-4 months to schedule for surgery.

mannobi:
On a serious note, how do you convince someone that working in the UK as a security guard or rug washer with an income more than a civil servant on level 16 is worse? The truth is most people going to the UK only want to earn enough foreign currency that can be converted to our terrible naira before returning home to enjoy their retirement.
Just imagine that you have to exchange $95,000 to naira right now.
No be you go dey complain about bulaba till his 8 years tenure expires.

how many years it will take a security guard to save up $95,000?

Kobicove:
Really?

I'm sure he thought he would automatically get a job as a judge in a court over there once he landed

How about a professor who end up doing poster job in Germany said his happy doing it . Lol
I was like why waste so many year to school if you will end up as a porter .

Kobicove:
Another japa thread

Most of the people who claim they are relocating from Nigeria for their kids are talking bullshit as far as I'm concerned

So funny they will take their kids out of expensive school in Nigeria and send them to public school over there they will teach them how to be gay . Lol
Kid future indeed.

Kuginzi:
https://punchng.com/army-kills-suspected-ipob-member-arrests-jos-jailbreak-escapee/

Always in hurry to post Negative news about Easterners and it will make front page immediately but you will never see them posting pictures of boko haram
World renowned terrorist organization.

Okinawa, Japan is a Blue Zone where a remarkable number of people live to 100. Residents live with intention, have life-long friends, and eat lots of vegetables Not going to church.

Emekaphilip360:
If you want to become a IndecentStar it’s your decision. Stop using poverty as an excuse. America is a land of opportunities. Why do we still have girls over there acting porn when they can get a decent job.

You know how many Nigerians that sold most of their properties just to travel to the same America. Nigerian girls stop using poverty as an excuse for your waywardness. It’s just laziness that’s worrying you guys! #Tableshaker

Acting porn is a billion dollar industry bro people doing it as a career not because of poverty or laziness . And for the USA citizen why on earth do you have to work when you can do nothing and the government will still pay you ? Just look for one fœl to impregnate you that all.

Islie:
Apart from having sex with the patient in the hospital’s toilet on the night of 10 June, Mr Onyekpe still went to the patient’s home the following morning and had sex with her.




https://www.premiumtimesng.com/health/health-news/635647-exclusive-uk-authorities-punish-nigerian-doctor-over-sex-with-patient.html

If then tell una to go olosho una go say real men don’t do olosho, you think Western women care about what people have to say to them if they come out and tell the press you have sex with them in hospital toilet?
That the only reason they have brothel to do as you want and pay.

Karma is just psychological reaction . Your mind playing tricks on you .

Karma is a matter of faith, like God.

Billions of people believe in God, though no one has seen Him.
Billions of people see injustice, pain and misery in the world and yet they believe that the creator of the world (God) is just, compassionate and kind.

In the same way, billions of people believe in Karma, though they can see every day that the so-called good karma (like honesty, truthfulness, kindness, love, duty, righteousness) does not necessarily lead to good outcomes (like happiness, success or contentment).

You can find the bad people succeeding in almost every field of life. For example,

Most successful politicians are criminals, corrupt, casteist
Most successful civil servants are corrupt, politically aligned, unethical
Most successful businessmen are tax-evaders, liars, frauds and corrupt.
In reality, life is like a game, and the best player wins the game of life.

If we imagine life as a game of tennis, the winner of the tournament is not the person who is honest and ethical, but the one who plays the best game.

And you can’t win the games of life purely by following the right means.

The Chinese philosopher Sun Tzu, wrote so wisely in ‘The Art of War’ : “All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near”.

You can’t win the battles of life purely by following the right means, particularly when your opponents have no qualms in following all types of means.

The principle of Karma is designed to make the people believe that by doing good deeds, you can achieve success in life.

When most people start believing in the law of karma, it becomes easy for smart people to win the games of life.

However, the winners and heroes always attribute their success to their good karma like truthfulness, honesty, hard work etc., and smartly conceal their evil deeds, just like an iceberg exposes only a smart tip while concealing most of itself.

It is only when the complete life of winners is exposed, people come to know the (hidden) reality of these so-called heroes and winners.

When the truth of a winner is fully exposed, people discover how big frauds these great achievers really are, and how winners are almost always the worst type of human beings.

However, the myth of karma still continues since these heroes are now projected as villains by the other heroes who are still successful in concealing their true selves.

You have to, therefore, make a choice.

You can either be a good person or become a highly successful person in the world.

If you want a contented life with modest success, follow the path of karma.

However, if you seeking extraordinary success and enjoyment, drop the laws of karma, and follow the (unethical) principle of Sun Tzu, in ‘The Art of War’.

The choice is yours since life is yours.

omejeb:
I am 31 years old male nurse in my finals and we met 5months back and started dating she is 28years though she look much older than I do
our relationship has been going well but lately she stopped giving me attention and calls and chats diminished but when I complain she would tell me nothing is happening and we are good..now last last 2weeks I called her two times at night but she didn't pick and she later called back once that was the following day ij the evening..but I didn't pick later i called her and she was telling me everything is fine again.but to cut the long story short I chatted her and complained why she is giving me a silent attitude she told me she needed to be for now and wouldn't want to talk to anybody but just want to be alone 😔😔

Up till now she never replied my last chat never cared to call nothing nothing..
Please what does she really mean by that statement cuz I am already worried since she told me it has nothing to do with me that she needs to put somethings in order 😪

28 years old lady 👵
What do you expect?
She’s looking for husband if at all she’s haven’t seen one already and you are not serious or talking about marriage time is not on her side anymore.

Hdanny:
Let me start with this, am not the relationship type, have never been committed to any girl all my life. I don’t go for anything under skirt cause am too selective when it comes to Girls.

I met this girl in Port harcourt at a friends place in early June, she is a single mother and she seems to be a very good and jovial person, we got connected immediately and we had sex the same day, ever since then our sex scenes been great, she do a-lot of things for me, like house cleaning, cooking, doing my laundry and stuffs even when she’s not been told. I told her the first day that I don’t base here and I might travel back to Lagos where I came from very soon, she said it’s fine.

Fast forward to the day I was about leaving, she started begging me to take her along that she needs to take her son to Lagos where her ex boyfriend parents live for the boy to resume school, the ex is not in Nigeria. I felt pity for the poor boy and I told her it’s okay, I gave her money to go take the boy from her mom so we can go Lagos together. I made it known to her that I won’t be responsible for her housing and feeding cause am going back to go hustle. We left Port Harcourt together the next day.

Getting to Lagos, she started lamenting that she hasn’t eaten that I should please send her some money and should try to get her a job, I reminded her of what I told her the day we were leaving, don’t try putting your burden on me here in Lagos. Luckily for her I got her a job close to my work place, just for her to use that in taking care of herself. She started the work the next day and we started seeing again and having sex couple of time at my place, all these time I didn’t promise her marriage or whatsoever. Now here is the problem.


Anytime we have misunderstanding at my work place, before I say one she don talk two even when I tell her to stop she still continue talking, when it happens like that I just get up and find my way out but she never allowed me to go out, she would run after me and lock the door then remove the key, before I know it I would hit her and she won’t even waste time hitting me back, have never hit woman all my life but I can’t just help it, all these happened at my work place most of the time, once we settled she would go on her kneels and start begging me to forgive her for hitting me, it happens over and over again, our last fight was bloody, I had to call it quit few days ago before anything bad happen. She cried and begged me that it won’t happen again but I made her understand that it is not healthy if we continue like this.


Have been by myself these past few days, I must confess I miss her so much, she cook for me and bring to my office everyday, I miss our nights conversations so much, her soft touch on me and the rest. I called her two days ago to come around which she did, I made her sleep at my place, we talked through the night and we ended up having sex and she asked if I was okay with it or if I want more that she knows I miss her so much, I can’t even deny that cause it’s boldly written all over me. She left very early in the morning at 6am. I noticed the feelings wasn’t there anymore, I understand how she feels cause I had to make her leave my place that day we broke up even though she never wanted to leave.

I miss everything about her even though I don’t see any future in us. I feel something is not right, keeping her and still having sex while we already broke up. Should I just let her go or still keep up with her?

Safe pity will kill and destroy your life if you don’t leave her because you don’t love her just safe pity and sex .

Starz825:
mumu

wetin hamas wey dey hide inside gaza do Israel....

abi Israel just begin dey kill them for no reason

Israel even did a good by telling innocent civilians to move out of Gaza before IDF strikes...

putin didn't do shit.....attacked Ukraine vehemently, killing innocent citizens in the process.

Just like the way USA used atomic bomb on Japanese citizens abi

IbeOkehie:
Imaginary savings in Nigeria

If Nigerians abroad can't save up money, how come they're the ones building most houses in Nigeria?

Nigerians abroad remitted $20 billion back to Nigeria last year. It was in the news. That's larger than the revenues of the Federal Government of Nigeria.

Have a good day.

The one Dey will take 20 years to build 4 bedroom bungalow? I Dey laugh you .
If you have anyone in USA ask them how much Dey save each month after expenses.

Opanka44:
Let me go straight to the Point.

I'm dating my Boss's younger sister who happens to be the last born from a polygamous Background. We've known for almost two years. She claims to love me so deeply and she knows I also love her in return.
In December last year, I saw a chat on her WhatsApp. A chat with her acclaimed ex-Boyfriend. Before I saw the chat, I had been complaining about the constant communication between her and same ex because each time I checked her call log, I would see same guys calls everyday. So when I saw dis chat, I told her that I had broken up with her. I made it clear to her that, it would be an act akin & tantamount to stupidity if she's multi-Dating while I'm loyal to her and her alone. I can't share u with anyone. She begged, cried , knelt down and apologized. I was so scared that day because she almost died in my apartment. She has a health condition (A Hole in the Heart) and whenever her mood is affected, it triggers a negative response. It's a very sad medical condition. And doctors have told her that she can die at any time. But I've always encouraged her that there's nothing God cannot change and there was no point getting worried about the situation. I went further to tell her that, in Life everybody is a walking corpse. We'll all die at some point in our lives, it is only the date of our death that we don't know. I forgave her that day and we reconciled.
The main issue now is that, I have introduced this same girl to almost everybody cos I'm so proud of her even though she still behaves like the last child that she is. My neighbors, friends & few family members. This girl said we can get married and build our lives together and even if it's garri, we'll drink and keep pushing. However, her attitude and actions seems to be in direct contrast to her words. She has never introduced me to anyone as her guy. She also works in her elder sister school. We both work in same sch. Our colleagues are aware of our relationship. So I told her that we are adults and whatever we are doing should be made know to her elder sister who she is currently living with. I asked that she tells her sister about our relationship since her sister is the one to approve or disprove it. I have a very good working relationship with her elder sister who is my Boss and the elder sister had jokingly told me last year to hurry up and pay her sister's Bride Price and that "Any devil that will stop me from paying her sister's bride price is a Bastard". We just laughed over it.
This girl has refused to inform her sister about us, she has never introduced me to anybody. When she comes to see me at my house, I can't walk her to the road cos she said she doesn't want her sister's Husband to accidentally drive pass and see that she visits me.
She hasn't allowed me to have sex with her. She claimed to be a virgin and that I must wait till our wedding night. I make her happy in bed, I give her head, suck her pussy, suck her breasts so well but she can't do same to me. At the end of the whole thing I won't be able to cum and my scrotum will start paining me due to excessive accumulation of Semen. What she does is to tighten her both legs & ask me to climb her and use my dick to rub her clitt so I can release. But I don't release at all. I also doubt if she's a virgin cos she can't allow me to penetrate and verify her claim. She is 28 and I'm 33yrs. I noticed she masturbates a lot cos any time she comes, she always want me to use my fingers on her clitoris and ensure she cums. I do everything she wants but she can't reciprocate. I'm fed up with everything. I cannot boldly beat my chest and say she's my girlfriend and she hasn't ever told any of her friends about me. I'm handsome and well-educated, neat, honest and have almost all the attributes she wants in her man. So why is she not Proud of me??
I have decided to break up with her and I've warned her never to come beg me or go to my friend's to tell them to mediate between us pls. I'm too good to be in such terrible state.
The psychological impact alone is really very Terrible. She makes me feel less of a man.

Sound like a childish telling a lady I am done with you . Just leave her in the relationship and look for another woman when she get tired she will move on.

Dayvidblue:
It is called self defence.

😝 lion defending themselves against rat 🐀.
Lol

Wujio:
Continue to support a blind murderer and you will acoompany him to hell. What postiive traits suggests Putin is normal to you

Nigerians and hypocrisy what Israel are doing in Gaza now is called what?

waveman2:
Brother the reality of it is Hamas is a terriorist organization u don't fight for freedom killing innocent civilians.So you can see that you are the bigger fool indeed since you refuse to use your head.Isreal are out to wipe out Hamas as a terriorist organization that is why they told the civilians to move south and not be used as human shield.If they want freedom they should do it peacefully and fight for it.

Which south over 1m people to move and join another 1m with no water and light 💡?
You are heartless

Munamu:
Yes! They have been conquered na

Still better than the conquerer …. Lol

waveman2:
Hen isreal remove the terriorist and heir sympathizers within their mist they will have access to go anywhere.Egypt say isreal got intelligence about the attack but did not act and I believe them cos it was an opportunity for isreal to finish Hamas once and for all's real palestinians can live in peace.

If you think that you must be a big fool you don’t kill ideology with warfare they just want to grab more land as they been doing since 1948. And FYI I’m condemning what both parties are doing because innocent children are dying that my only concern.

we will determine it in court. because they knows the courts in Nigeria are all useless.

Munamu:
What is good for Palestine is also good for Biafra. If you support Palestine without any sympathy towards Biafra, means you are the bigger bigots. Palestine is a conquered land!

The Igbos can go anywhere in Nigeria and around the globe but Palestinians don’t have so access to even cross from Gaza to West Bank.