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Wawelexy:
Sex selection is a scam... Only God decides what sex your unborn baby becomes, don't waste your money.

Still living in the past while the world have move beyond your imagination.

Is she a witch 🧙 that flies?

Africans want to go heaven to see Jesus Christ but the person passing the message don’t want to lead the way.

That how my ex then wanted me to sponsor her which I agreed but you will born for me first just in case it did not work out for us again the child will be my compensation. She refused she can’t get pregnant in school I said menh I can’t sponsor you the risky is too much and I has never seen anywhere or close to me it end well.

During Sunday school in AG the Sunday school teacher was asking question everybody was raising their hand up 🙋‍♀️ I join to do the same 🙋‍♀️ when she point me to answer the question I became numb.

1950Mack:
nobody can ever pass that

My girlfriend will pass it

I laughed so hard when I said U.S.A. visa ban to some Nigerian politicians because of the violence election I just knew they just wanted to use it to fool Nigerians as usual.

They keep supporting African politicians to loot so they can save they money abroad to keep them rich and the rest of Africa remain poor.

If they really want to hurt African politicians is to start freezing their assets just like they did to Russian oligarchs visa ban is the most useless thing they can do to politicians.
If my uncle is the LGA chairman and I am making money why on earth will I be going to U.S.A. to do exactly?
To enslave myself?

How can someone secured federal or state government job in this country?

Globad:
Government needs to aggressively enforce the law on proceeds of crime

Those criminals are the law themselves eg elect president and nothing will be done about it.

doctokwus:
Not just in Abuja but many choice and not so choice locations,depending on how much you have to launder.
They are proceeds of corruption from government purse at federal,state or even LG levels,contract kickbacks,yahoo,drugs or kidnapping.
Nobody can tell me otherwise.Any estate not owed by a property company,a duly registered one,is a proceed of one form of crime or the other.
There just doesn't seem to be the will power by the agencies responsible to go after these people, particularly those in government.
Nigerians have also come to accept corruption is not a crime,but just one being "smart".
That is why you now see some parents actively or family members encouraging their sons to go into yahoo or their daughters to date or marry a Yahoo guy.Something unthinkable years back.

And you think those criminals can’t register a property company for their business?
I laugh you

almarthins:
Na person wey get 8inch go fit do. If she sleep on the bed facedown u no go fit reach there with 6 inch. E fit dey touch am but not deep. Except she bed over.

How many people get reach 6inch not to even talk about 8inch?

They don’t f**k big girls from behind no matter how long your 🍆 is it will never reach this ass alone is more than 10inch

kyber:
Will your thing even reach middle ??

6 inch above why not

teebagy:
Did u drop collateral

They don’t ask for collateral

1phone:
Exactly what happened to me August 2019 when I lost my job due to land-border closure. I shuttle Lagos -Benin republic-Ghana and ivory cost.

I have a lady I wanted to marry then. Due to my frequent traveling, I asked her to come stay in my apartment in Lagos. During this period, I have a building project at hand in Lagos and have exhausted all in my account thinking to recover on my next one or two travel to get goods.

This babe ran away when things became tough for me. Trying to stand up again lockdown crept in 2020! Damn!

I was indoor for close to 4months. No cash , no food, no babe!!!! The worst life experience so far in my life. I called friends for assistance none came . Then I result to praying and fasting. Prayer works brethren

July 2020 after lockdown lifted, land border still locked. I have to find my way in Lagos here. One or two things start falling in place for good and today it’s all testimony

No matter what happens, believe that “ this one too shall pass away” am married with a daughter as proof of receipt from the union

Does it mean if you don’t pray and fasting nothing will happen for you ?

Stawner16:
How did you lose contact with her? She definitely liked you bro. One thing I’ve noticed is if a girl genuinely likes/wants you, she’d do anything for you.

Same way my friend is doing for me now she sent me 50k today .

Next time give dem fake address
Like me I fill in my two numbers each time Dey call I pick it’s dem I will just block them.
Though they force me to take the loan after paying the first one I took bought phone sha I paid on time they started asking me to take loan I applied 24 or 28k can’t remember the interest was much after few months I just sent them they money back but I did not pay the interest 50% of the money Dey give me.

It will be very boring during sex and the kpa kpa kpa will be too loud which I hate
No no for me.

Can a ship Carries 4000 empty containers once ?

40 years wow

Just imagine if this guy is an Igbo man 3rd world war for don start already in Nigeria.

NAFDAC died with Dora Akunyili May her gentle soul continue to rest in peace ✌️.
Reason many people hate her even threatened to kill her because she was just doing her job with passion .

Good home training that all that matters

How come with so many skill like this and many of you are still jobless

I tried programming
Even trading I lost everything

BabaIbo:
Open the fuel tap in half, that way the fuel won't rush, it will be flowing gradually and last long.


Bro, the previous owner knw why he sold it to you. The problem is the removed catalyst(aka indomie).

Is it generator ?

For the male are you guys trying to tell me you wash your boxers each time you shower 🚿 like girls?

No lie

Most important thing in life is to be happy 😊

Michael547:
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I still don’t understand this concept taking a mechanic to buy a car what will the contribute ?

Videocaller:
Guys, Good evening, I’ll be brief.

So I met this girl last year and we got talking. We started dating in December, around Christmas period. Things have been going great. She is 2 years older than me.

For some context, she’s an Alpha female and I’m a sigma male- so it’s been like a 50-50 relationship.

Fast forward to this month, she said she wants us to move in together. I currently stay in a 2bedroom apartment (where one of the rooms is my office and the other is my bedroom) and she stays in a self-con but she is rich enough and she’s hardworking.

She is suggesting we move into a 3-bedroom apartment and she will be the one to pay the rent.

I’ve worked my way from a one room apartment to where I am today. I’m skeptical about the move. Matured minds in the building Biko tell me what you think?

She’s going to make you her husband by force and don’t allow woman pay your rent she might chase you out one day.

Any day you can’t give her someone will give her run away from such girls with that kind of mindset.

Does it mean non of her husband relative is on Facebook or what?

While men work them ass out to hustle to provide for the family and the useless wife will be complaining of sex that why it’s very hard to marry lazy useless house wife .