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holatin:
thank God his wife is not an heavy sleeper like my ex. mehn she once fell asleep in the bathtub. thank God for paranoia, I for go prison for manslaughter cus wetin people go talk be say. ehya na Im boyfriend drown am

Oh wow. Did this happen in Nigeria?

pocohantas:
There was a thread advising ladies not to claim they were used and dumped. https://www.nairaland.com/3909291/ladies-stop-saying-used-dumped

The OP gave just one scenario and I was surprised that all our resident intelligent men couldn't figure out the other side of the coin...but that's normal. The men advised such women to count their losses and move on, with emphasis being on how they both enjoyed the sex. Why they feel it's all about the sex is story for another day.



Please, no semantics, no insults, no claiming not to understand...just straightforward answers like you all gave on the other thread. I want to learn

Yup. It happens both ways. I've been a victim of that in the past. In my case, it wasn't just a relationship that got ruined, it was a marriage. All that came from when I was making a lot of $$$ and when i lost the means, she decided to leave because the $$$ wasn't coming in anymore. As soon as a little $$ started coming in for me, she wanted to come back. Had to tell her I already moved on with someone else because I felt betrayed.
That's someone I wasted 11 years with.

mokaflex:
I'm thinking Buhari is dead n gone, the reason for all these emergency meetings in the north.

Everyone thinks same. Today marks the ultimatum for a president in Nigeria to be back in office according to the constitution - the president has 60 days to be MIA, today is the 60th day. That didn't happen. Normal Senates should have replaced him with his vice after his 60 days out of office according to the constitution. It's not happening in Nigeria. Is the constitution of any use then when a certain set of people can change it at Will? I bet it would have happened if the vice was from the north. Nonsence.

I already know what both of them are discussing right now. It's Biafra and Arewa youths beef.

1zynnvn:
did he get the job?

Of course he did. He's now the new Google CEO. Try same method while applying for jobs. You'll be amazed

These Boko people plenty o, dem no wan gree finish. Why Nigeria no just dash them Sambisa and dash IBOP biafra.
Imagine me and one Boko way no carry weapon locked up in one place, na me go first punch am because I know say him already hate me.
Abeg, all of us will never think alike. Lock snakes, birds, lions, monkeys etc in a cage, what happens afterwards is what Nigeria is experiencing now.

doublewisdom:
I dey warri.

Lol. I sure say den sef dey fear warri boys! Area!

This is just a futuristic view that will take decades to come to past.
Nigerians will not feel it. Where is the electricity to power electric cars in Nigeria? What will car owners do with their current gasoline-powered cars? Dispose them?
Even around Nigeria's oil exports, several nations around the world including the mentioned ones will still need gasoline for at least the next 2 to 3 decades.

doublewisdom:
DSS is mad, I repeat DSS is very mad.

Please share your real name, home and work addresses so they can come to you instead, and you can simply explain what you mean by that word 'mad' to them

whitebeard:
Seun what happens on nairaland every 60 second

People keep dissing each other here every 60 seconds.

starboyflight:
Osigiepurr I really can't fathom how smartmugu s' statement was in anyway related to u. He was pointing out what I see as the truth. Why are u bitter about it?

Seriously, I had no idea why he got all upset talking about how he hates certain types of people. Here on NL, you meet all types of people and it's impossible to get along with them all. So, I'll just let him go. Thanks for noticing that.

lofty900:
https://www.nairaland.com/3897070/badoo-members-sell-handkerchiefs-used

Oh wow, I just read it. I thought no one knew their motives until you mentioned it. It's weird. Thanks for telling everyone about what drives them.

lofty900:
https://www.nairaland.com/3897070/badoo-members-sell-handkerchiefs-used

Thanks bro, I'm about to read it. Thanks again.

osigiepurr:
How does their typos affect your block head?...Over-sabi, I-too-Know, Aproko.....

When did you become a part-time lecturer on Nairaland?

How much do you know about Nigeria graduates?

Criticisms should be politely done in a constructive manner and not destructive.
It really shows that you are a learner of some English coaching classes somewhere in your farmhouse.

Next time, you come across people's typographical errors, backoff ASAP if you can't drop any reasonable comment because, it's none of your business....
Thank God they are still students, before their graduation, they will learn and correct their mistakes. But as for you, your learning process is over and it's even obeying law of diminishing return unless you deliver yourself from the spirit of "I-too-Know".

Are you done? By the way, I graduated first from Nigeria before returning to school in the US. People learnt to read and write in high schools back then before proceeding to polytechnics, colleges and universities. If lecturers are now required to teach you the basic skills you should have learnt from primary/secondary school teachers, then.... I'll keep my opinions to myself. Glad I don't have kids schooling in Nigeria, it wasn't that messed up while I lived there.

All the best. Just learn to calm down whenever you have an urge to just attack a random person, you don't know who everyone is here. Its just an advice. The next person you attack like you just did me for 'Likes' here may be all you need for a breakthrough in life.

Bye bro.

These are local guns, all of them put together can't stand one AK47.

lofty900:
Another guy will start banging her now



But let's be serious for once. What if the guy is a badoo gang member? People have multiple personalities, a girl can be a student by day and a prostitute at night.
A university student can be a cultist.
A guy can own a shop at alaba international and still go for armed robbery operation
We saw a soldier who was arrested for being a member of Evans kidnapping ring
This guy could be an Mc by day but u don't know who he is at night. Grinding stones and oil were found at the back of their car at midnight. They were interrogated. And the fact that badoo guys sell one bloody handkerchief to ritualists for 500k is enough to tempt him into crime. Let's stop defending criminals because nobody follows them around 24 hrs a day.

The handkerchief piece, I don't get. Do they murder people to take their handkerchief? Please share a url I can read that piece on. Never heard of that till you mentioned it.

osigiepurr:
I hate aliens with passions when they castigate people without first watching their ass....
Continue with your weak and infant talent. Error checker a.k.a Mr. Fix them

You must be an infant. No point wasting time with you. You're a nobody, and nobody cares about what a nobody hates. If you're too blind to notice how typos are littered on a post about university students, then stfu.

What's the point of having this many churches? Aren't they all serving same God? Why not just have one name and be one?

osigiepurr:
Mr Error checker; kindly go through the statement you have just typed and correct your mistakes before talking about others. Over-sabi

There's always an idi.ot somewhere here to start an argument with anyone that comes up with any corrective statement. Not saying you're one of them, but you have their type of mentality. I don't waste my time with people like that. Point out mistakes in my comment and I'll gladly fix them.

It's too many typos in this statement. Are these today's university students that can't construct a statement this short without these many errors?

Wow. This is the most stupid law I have ever heard of. So, if someone talks on the phone or don't use a seatbelt in Nigeria, they are considered mad people? That law must have been passed by a mad set of people. So the real lunatics roaming the streets in rags will now compete with innocent drivers in psychiatric hospitals?

sirfee:
It is pathetic,the white extremists/racists don't even give a fvck about other races.

Yeah, and it got worst when Trump came in.

That's no big deal. Germany isn't even in the list of the top 15 countries that use Facebook
https://www.statista.com/statistics/268136/top-15-countries-based-on-number-of-facebook-users/
So, Facebook can end operation there if they wish.

Do the herdsmen and the Boko they created even pray for their parents while hurting and killing others around them and other states? So, now everyone should assemble in mosques and churches praying for one of theirs, when everyone is aware or their level of illiteracy and their born-to-rule mentality? Religion isn't as relevant to many as before, so who wants to waste their time dealing with what those that brought it to Africa already don't follow or already bastardized?
Hmmm

jelil01:
u mean does gals pictures with phone number on it are sex workers?

Find more here https://atlanta.craigslist.org/i/personals?category=cas , you can get anyone you want anytime. It's free many times, they just want to have fun.

elmagnifico411:
Almost 25 local government in Jagdwaffe state? Is that how large the state is?? Kontinu

Nigeria needs a credible census done. Imagine them having that many local governments with the tiny numbers voting.its been lies all along.

whitering:
Over sabi dey worry the lawyer. For crying loud, Evan's has not be charged to court. impatience is a problem.

But continued detention without trial in most sane climes is illegal

Escabado:
It's obvious in Nigeria we turn everything upside down, a slay queen in USA is different from a slay queen in Nigeria , a slay queen in USA is a young girl that has a decent job or a decent business enterprise that like taking sexy picture. But here in Nigeria a slay queen is a typical ashawo and runs girls without any source of income.all dey do is to sell there body for sexxx, buy clothes and begin to take sexy picture to attract more male customer to sleep with them and pay them money

Dude, I know how things work here in the US. Nigerian runs girls are way behind those in the US, really not so many people will want to to waste their time with an African runs girls when they have easy access to prettier girls from Russia, US, China, Japan and the entire Europe for a fee. It's easy. I'm about to add the links to get the all, so only few people care about African girls here, that's why most African women in the US need a man.

1. Go to http://us.backpage.com and see how many girls that need someone to pay them for s.ex, pay some attention to their races.
2. http://losangeles.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/ just a focus on Los Angeles in California and see how many girls you can control as long as you can pay their fees. They advertise themselves as massage therapists, but they are all hookers. Even almost 80 percent of strip clubs you go to in the US has have strippers that will mess with you that same time at the same club or come to your house the next day for a fee.. you can select whichever you want. So, just undertand the system. The US is a free country, things happen but you need to know how to get to them to get at them.

You can try Las Vegas too, that's the sin city in the US to see the number of free girls. You can have as many of them from as many countries as you want. That's why many Africans don't give a damn about African girls when a foreign girl knows how to do it better than them.

shutmouth:
More Details: http://www.thisdayonline.com/nview.php?id=71018

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Which kain yeye news be this one? Why are are they mentioning Obasanja and Ribadu in 2017? I would expect to hear about Buhari, Osinbanjo, Magu etc. Is this a news from 1999?

Lobatan

goldedprince:
can we just make a rule that anything that contains that bastard name, we dont comment?
that way we put him where he belongs

I wish that could be done too, unfortunately Seun and his crew know why they're making him feel relevant. To me he's just a brainless young kid that ran into some quick money and doesn't know how to keep a low profile. He should be planning towards his future now, rather his focus is the present time. Only idiots think like that.