₦airaland Forum

awesomely:
The same people that burnt umbrellas yesterday, are now burning brooms today. I just hope they won't set their roof on fire.

I think the nation needs young, intelligent chaps in government, irrespective of tribe, religion, party or popularity.

Unfortunately that will never happen. A vast majority of the populace will always be manipulated. Their ignorance unfortunately impacts those that really want a better country than they have now. Smh

So people still chew kolanut in 2017? I thought someone said candy already replaced that bitter thing.

eyeview:
I hope this loose woman knows the weight of this her silly allegation. Does she even know that such unsubstantiated allegation can cause riots that may lead to loss of lives and wanton destruction of properties.
What is it about Buhari's govt that it seems to attract the wrong people who lack the ideals of governance.
There is no single appointee of his that one can look at call a round peg in a round hole. I call on osibanjo to do away with all these fools and build a competent team of professionals once he's sworn in

She might claim her handle was hacked or it's a fake. That's what they all do.

LastMumu:
Meanwhile in Mushin...
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A barber was arrested yesterday in my area for selling cocaine and weeds,I've been his customer for 6 years and I didn't even know he was a barber.

If you didnt know he was a barber for 6 years and you were his customer, what were you buying from him? Cocaine and weed?

josephine123:
THIS IS WHAT FAYOSE IS FEELING LIKE RIGHT NOW



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2grd5kCiek

I have no idea he's saying. Is there a remix?

Ncsamuel:
guy i thought i was the only one noticing all these oh.lol. Na only GOD know when our music industry go make sense

I promise, I know somebody that can change the Nigerian music industry.
But he needs something.
1 kobo donation to him from everyone here will get him going. Do you have a kobo to spare? Nothing more, only a kobo pero person.
Gracias.

How is this news? Where is the Jay-Z hes looking for in the pix. He ended up taking pictures with who appears to be Jay-Z's bodyguard.
Mtcheew.

luvinhubby:
I am loving this man more and more, a silent and humane worker.

Those VIO mofos almost wounded me at Iponri, good riddance to.......

Even if I'm Almajiri, let me coflit yuor satment.
"Good ridance to bad rubich' kwo?

kayo80:
It is not for Nigerians but for foreigners coming into Lagos. I think $10 is even too small. Where will you find 3k hotel in Lagos right now? And when you factor in transportation and food, you will be spending like 7k a day.

Yeah you're right if you're talking about foreigners.
Sharp Lagos boys go everly figure out where to sleep and eat with nothing in their pockets. Not on begger level o. I bow for for some boys men.

MasterChen:
You don't even need as much as $10 if you are with a proper Lagosian

I bow oh.
OP must have been lost around how things work in Nigeria - probably one of ours recently deported from Libya. He's even talking in $$$.
Obviously Lagos is strange to him.
The Lagos I know, boys survive with nothing in their pocket. That makes them stronger anywhere in the world they eventually find themselves.
Even in the US, some Americans don't even have $1 to spend per day.
$10 per day bawo, is he a learner? $10 per day in Nigeria = around N3800 at the current exchange rate.

Explore stuff like mama-put lifestyle if maintaining max N500 per day is beyond your budget for the day If na to form level, free the girls wey go make u spend beyond your budget, prettier ones are always available for a cheaper maintenance cost within your budget.

$10 per day bawo? E gba mi ke on top this matter. E no concern me, but i suppose talk as a concerned citizen.
Abeg who move this kind topic come FP without the masses permission?

izzou:
You couldn't even see the sarcasm in my comment, instead you decided to show the world how frustrated and depressed you are

I pity your girlfriend,that if you can even walk up to a girl sef.

It's so sad that a grown up man like you doesn't know what humour sound like in a statement.

You better don't think of having kids. You may just club them to death because of your straight,depressed and frustrated life.

Mtcheeww

Wow. Bro you dey vex o. Na the guy ancestors remain make you mention. Haha, see word! If na me be the guy, I just go hide inside my wardrobe for one year. See yabis. Na to avoid you remain o, may his portion on this level never be mine. Amen.

ebby9z:
Mr. "Smart, " its not a circle. The girls are not 2million. It's just 113 left or thereabout. Get them to release the girls, give them their commanders (who might have compromised by the Nigerian Intelligence already) . Soon all the girls would be free, and then their would be no restraint to bomb the hell out of them.

Peeps come to Nairaland and feel they know better than those who have lived all their life in the military, attended serious trainings home and abroad, and with a gamut of experience in warfare.

Be humble, sit down.

Chairman, I'm more of a mugu than smart.
If you read my statement correctly, I started off with saying 'I don't understand This'. Your message came up, only for me to waste 5 seconds of my life to read it and realize you don't even know the answer to my concerns. Shouldn't you just keep quiet if you don't know the answer to someone's questions? Must you talk all the time? Your answer makes no sense, please rephrase. Otherwise, mind your lane make I mind my own.

See as the guy just waste the jeans wey him wear.

Me I'm not understanding this story anymore. Why release some Boko members last week for Chibok girls and capture Boko members again today? Aren't they all the same? Are we going in circles here?

Another DNA? Was the first one incorrect? Gold-diggers are all starting to look alike to me.

peterjero:
Was scared when I heard it but those of us here in Nigeria need not fear, because we ain't got much data online.

You actually have something to worry about. Banks and Corporations all over the world deal with one another. Would you like to hear one bank tell you they lost some funds to another bank elsewhere under the attack?

A massive ransomware campaign appears to have infected a number of organisations around the world.

The ransomware has been identifed as WannaCry - here shown in a safe environment on a security researcher's computer
A massive ransomware campaign appears to have infected a number of organisations around the world.

Computers in thousands of locations have apparently been locked by a program that demands $300 (£230) in Bitcoin.
There have been reports of infections in as many as 74 countries, including the UK, US, China, Russia, Spain, Italy and Taiwan.

Many security researchers are linking the incidents together.
One cyber-security researcher tweeted that he had detected many thousands of cases of the ransomware, known as WannaCry and variants of that name.
"This is huge," said Jakub Kroustek at Avast.
Another, at cyber-security firm Kaspersky, said that the ransomware had been spotted cropping up in 74 countries and that the number was still growing.

Several experts monitoring the situation have linked the infections to vulnerabilities released by a group known as The Shadow Brokers, which recently claimed to have dumped hacking tools stolen from the US National Security Agency (NSA).
A patch for the vulnerability was released by Microsoft in March, but many systems may not have had the update installed.
Some security researchers have pointed out that the infections seem to be deployed via a worm - a program that spreads by itself between computers.

The UK's National Health Service (NHS) was also hit by a ransomware outbreak on the same day and screenshots of the WannaCry program were shared by NHS staff.

A number of Spanish firms were among the apparent victims elsewhere in Europe.

Telecoms giant Telefonica said in a statement that it was aware of a "cybersecurity incident" but that clients and services had not been affected.

Power firm Iberdrola and utility provider Gas Natural were also reported to have suffered from the outbreak.
There were reports that staff at the firms were told to turn off their computers.

Screenshots of WannaCry with text in Spanish were also shared online.
In Italy, one user shared images appearing to show a university computer lab with machines locked by the same program.
Bitcoin wallets seemingly associated with the ransomware were reported to have already started filling up with cash.
'Spreading fast'
Another firm that confirmed it had been caught out was delivery company FedEx, though it did not clarify in which territories it had been hit.
"Like many other companies, FedEx is experiencing interference with some of our Windows-based systems caused by malware," it said in a statement.
"We are implementing remediation steps as quickly as possible."
And Portugal Telecom also confirmed it was struck: "But none of our services were affected," a spokeswoman told the Reuters news agency.
"This is a major cyber attack, impacting organisations across Europe at a scale I've never seen before," said security architect Kevin Beaumont.
According to security firm Check Point, the version of the ransomware that appeared today is a new variant.
"Even so, it's spreading fast," said Aatish Pattni, head of threat prevention for northern Europe.

Is technology set to change the world for something more sinister?

http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-39901382

InvertedHammer:
You made sense. At the same time you are a liar.
Alimony payment in US is for only 50% of the period of marriage unless the marriage is more than 10 years.

So in the example stated, the man would pay the lady for 1 month and a half (not five years). I don't know any judge that will give such other because it is illegal.

I didn't lie. I don't even lie, why would I do that on a random forum to some random people I don't even know?
That's what he told me about his marriage. I live in the US, so your mention of 50% and other stuff you mentioned just shows you don't know what you're saying about the US. You probably still live with mom and dad, or just new to the US. Otherwise, you would have learnt things vary from state to state in the US. Marriage laws are different from state to state, why then would you assume divorce laws are same all over the US? Have you ever thought of why people fly to Vegas to marry versus another city they live in? If you haven't, then don't say nothing else.

There may be some other pre-nuptial agreements or jointly owned properties. It may be for more than just alimony. Dude is an architect and makes about $85k, his wife didn't work according to him. I don't know his home like he did.

Outrightly calling me a liar over my comment is wrong. I know this place wayyy more than you.

Airforce1:
I don't know your beef with Emoney, but always have it in mind that he's made for life.

Nobody is made for life. Let's just pray things always work out ways we hope.

okoliexpress:
I'm telling you like they know what it entails. no single person both male or female should give marital advice, marriage no be Hollywood. i remember one of my aunts telling the daughter that if the husband beat her she should apologize and stay, though i don't buy the thoughts but it shows you the opinion of someone who truly understand what marriage is, not all this girls that will spend a good part of their young adult age swimming in frivolities only to get married and still desire the said frivolous life.... this our modern generation with the internet and social media only God can help marriage sustainability.

Yup. Social media and the Internet changed everything. Correct man.

Rastamann:
Who is she?
Is she married?
Is she not above 30yrs old?
#justasking#

Never even heard of her before. Is she a hairdresser?

MrBrownJay1:
ARRANT NONSENSE?!!? Yeah i think so.

There are many people who are unmarried because they respect marriage, know the sacrifices that it takes to be happily married , and/or how to KEEP being happily married, AND they fully well know they don't have it in them. That makes them more suited to give advises than any foolish person who think marriage is just:"signing on the dotted line, and you are good to go"

Yup.
Marriage ain't no joke, so I don't blame people taking their time to find the right person or just outrightly deciding to be single. After spending time to find the 'right' person, the 'right' person may end up having the wrong in-laws or friends and their tiny voices can take you back where you started from - learning a new version of your spouse all over again - that's if it's worth it at all to learn one person any longer when you can just move on to someone else that can make their own decisions without external influences.
I think the western culture is gradually infiltrating Nigeria in that area, that's why people talk about divorce here and there.

Typical marriages in the US let's the bride and groom sign about 3 or 4 pages of paper, for better and for worst things. A divorce on same marriage will require you signing about 43 pages of paper on same topic! You see questions like "Who is authorized to have the kids on Christmas day?", "Who will be paying for their healthcare", etc. Thats when people realise they were scammed all along. Is it by force to marry and stay married?

I know someone that married a lady in the US and three months later, they weren't getting along and they decided to divorce each other. In court, she claimed she got used to the expensive lifestyle the guy exposed her to and she will not be able to bear life without him anymore. Divorce judge ordered the guy to pay her $500 per month for the next 5 years! Dude is still dealing with the payments, for just saying "I do", signing some papers with a girl and staying with her for just 3 months? No kids. To the girl, onto the next one. Marrying people for just a tiny bit of time is her means of income. Her first husband pays her on same grounds, my dude doing same. That can't happen in Nigeria, the judicial system isn't even together yet. With the Internet age, just watch that nonsense get to Africa.

So, who blames those that prefer having just baby mamas and baby daddies? Nobody is signing no papers, properties don't have to be shared, joint custody of kids, hire a cook if you need someone that can cook, get a mister or a mistress if you need someone in za oza room, no need getting all upset over one spouse's actions, no in-law headaches. Abeg.

So what happened? Did he give him anything?

fineboynl:
buhari is not coming back again... though the doctor in UK have advised the president to resign as he cannot be cured but can only manage his health. buhari who is suffering a manageable condition and not curable condition has decided to leave the country on the ground that he will only return back as advice by his doctor. earlier the UK doctor kicked against buhari returning back to the country but after much pressure from the cabals to bring him back to the country as they feared that buhari is losing grips of his government.

the cabals keep pressuring that buhari can be administered the same treatment at home. but now it seems their plan didn't work and he has returned back to UK and never to be seen again. the presidency said buhari will only return according to his doctor advice or recommendations and which we all know will never happened again. the doctor earlier advice he is unfit and should resign as he cannot be cured but only manage his health.

Where did you read your version of this matter from?

osinbanjoisaliar:
Liar, President Buhari did not handover to you, but to the Presidency. According to the letter read on the senate floor, you are nothing but a mere coordinator.
The Senate led by the senate president called you a mere commissioner, now the executive led by the president termed you a mere coordinator. That means you are not even the VP. So stop lying and acting like if you are remotely in charge.
#NOTMYPRESIDENT

Did anyone try to tell you that you sound like a confused and illiterate teenager with this comment of yours? You even had to create a moniker against Osibanjo. How fake, backward and tribalistic is that?

The marriage appears dead on arrival to me.
I don't see how anyone will be happy in the home with a mother-in-law like this. I'd advise even my sisters avoid getting married to a family like this.

Fake.Attention seeker.

Ferisidowu:
lolz the thought of this amazes me ..........
fools now thinking they are wise ..........
because it's not written in words like this "and God created Mercury Venus Pluto Jupiter" Lolz ..... made some people doubt that God made them all ...... lolz am not here to feed some curious minds .... ask someone deep into Satanism or spiritual things and they will tell you that there's a spiritual world even more real than the physical world .... humans can be very funny we want to feed our curious heads ....... something we don't know is that the secret things belongs to God...... can science prove about spiritual things (lolz don't get me wrong am not saying other planets are spiritual) have you guys heard of astral projection lolz what's science view on it ?

if God fashioned things this world in a way we get just easily scribble through would it still seem a wonder ........ is it humans that don't even understand how their own body works how they are three in one that will now start analysing the universe?

one thing about God is that his ways are unsearchable ..... if you see that in the Bible with nothing to show for it would you believe ? but if you see that in the Bible and now hear that "the sun is one of the billions of stars in our galaxy and there's billions of galaxies with billions of stars each " wouldn't that agree to the sentence HIS WAYS ARE UNSEARCHABLE"

I said something before that you can summon Demons to help you write a book that would talk about the planets lolz
...... are you still perplexed by the physical bro if you see the spiritual you would tremble
...... someone was asking if animals aren't aware of God lolz you can ask them lolz at least if I tell you that they are you will doubt me lolz but one should open its mouth and affirm it maybe you would believe ............
animals don't have a soul that lives on forever unlike humans when an animal dies it dies....


Christians should know that foolish arguments between theists and atheist isn't right in the normal fleshy note can you prove that God exists ........ but you know above all odds that he exists


humans that can't explain about it own members (being) has no right to start delving into things above him.......

some have been hearing things like ET extra terrestrial beings if I said it's a lie some won't believe me ... if I said it's true some wouldn't believe me Lolz .... would you talk about evil to the atheists and they would believe that there is any such thing as an evil one ..... some of those stuffs are to make humans believe that they aren't so special lolz you can believe me on that
have you heard of alien abduction lolz ...... the world is too large for us to analyse ...........

one thing I know is that if God made us in our fallen state to be able to give explanation for everything believe me then it wouldn't be a wonder
then it wouldn't be that his ways are unsearchable
just like some would say that we die we just die lolz humans are too sophisticated to die like animals the fact that you don't believe you have a soul and spirit doesn't change anything it just points to the fact that you really are in a fallen state

wonders are yet to be unraveled go and ask the scientists what they think about DNA they will tell you that there possibly is a creator that the sequence or written code of DNA is too sophisticated to happen by chance

Thanks for your points. I personally don't think we all appeared here on earth out of nowhere. Someone created us, the only person that I can think of is God almighty. Who created Him? Somebody gat to create somebody, unless were talking some type of voodoo here.
I respect Him a lot, never met Him before but I believe He's great.
I don't even know if I'm an atheist or a theist. The only way I know how to pray and fast is through our Lord Jesus Christ. When I pray and fast, I believe I'm talking to Whoever created us.But when science and religion contradicts each other, in my opinion, its OK to ask which of them is right.

If Pluto, Mars, Venus etc aren't mentioned in the books religions are based on, something appears to be missing. Were the apostles that wrote the chapters unaware of there existence?

If these other planets don't exist as someone mentioned, then I think science - particularly geography curriculums need to be changed globally.

According to thw bible, Jesus was born by a virgin named Mary, that contradicts several theories in biology. Jesus walked on water, that contradicts thories in physics. He made several loaves of bread out of just one and even turned water to wine contradicts several theories in chemistry.
Things appear not to add up.
Since my entire existence on earth, I haven't heard of anyone globally capable of those I listed in the paragraph above. Its somewhat confusing. If all that was voodoo, several people here on earth do voodoo, why don't they walk on water with all their voodoo? Why do people have to pay to buy wine if others can create it from just water?

Im sure some of us just need some concrete evidence and not just verses from books to understand the disparity between science and religion. Its either one is right and the other is wrong.

GoodMuyis:
A search on youtube for *Flat Earth* will reveal much.

Can you check the moon as it is right now in your area?
Do you believe a translucent object will illuminate?

My understanding of how the moon illuminates is that there is a reflection of the sun on it. The earth revolves around the sun and the moon revolves around the earth. That sounds credible to me. The flat earth argument, I do not believe.

GoodMuyis:
Their is no other planet, its just us on earth, The Moon, The Sun and The stars. nothing like other planet.

Those images you see in books and Films are all CGI, NASA knew the truth.

Since 1960s Nail Armstrong moon landing scam, we are yet to see another live moon landing, even when technology had advanced for safe landing this days.

We are sending several signals to outer space, try to reach the supposed Alien who MAY had advance technology than us yet no response from them or them trying to come and land on our earth.

A terrible question to asked is what kind of camera did they use to take image of those supposed other planet if the are thousands of miles away from earth, yet such camera cant give us a clear view of moon surface that is so near to is

Are you really serious? I never heard anything like that before. So, Mars, Uranus, Pluto etc are all fake? Wonderful!

Why do people go around digging for what happens in other people's marriages, yet they wont mention anything about their own marriages? I still dongerrit.

niyihawking:
even a chicken can smell your selective dishonesty.

the way you pretend to be humble disgust me whenever I read your comment.... or are you a deeper life member?

No my chairman, I'm just a humble small boy. Please bear with me. I'm a learner. Big English just scares me. God bless you sir.