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BusinessRe: See How Aliko Dangote Got Painted By Ayeola Ayodeji by SmartMugu: 8:30am On Aug 13, 2016
Horlawale1:
How Mr ibu help tongue
Must people help before they can be painted?
PhonesRe: Ministry Of Agriculture Launches “Wetin App” For Flood Prediction by SmartMugu:
How more dumb can these old people we call political leaders be beyond what they are now?
Smart phone apps are designed for users that have interests in using them. A flood prediction solution should be intended for the government to take action based on the prediction (like sane countries with sane leaders do), not for the general public to download on their phones when they can't do anything when the flood happens.

The government needs the app more than the public. The fraction of the public that will need it are those with no landed properties and can zoom off elsewhere. What happens to those that own factories, houses,shops prone to the flood?

How about fixing the drainage systems first before thinking of some useless apps? How about the government using the apps first and taking action based on the prediction? Why send alerts to everyone telling them their homes will be flooded soon when we all know they cant move their homes?

I bet someone just claimed his department spent millions on this app, just like another one spent millions on a borehole.
BusinessRe: See How Aliko Dangote Got Painted By Ayeola Ayodeji by SmartMugu: 7:45am On Aug 13, 2016
Why paint Dangote? Why not Mr Ibru, Mr Latin, little Emmanuella or other people? Can you only paint a rich man?
FamilyRe: Marrying A Woman That Cannot Cook: Nigerians Respond (Video) by SmartMugu:
bee444:
Interviewing agberos who lacks social tolerance speaks volume of how mentally unbalance Nigerian mens are. Imagine denouncing who they love just because the woman can't cook?

What happened to teaching her with love, and sending her to catering school? Smh
Sending a woman who can't cook to a catering school won't make her any better if she doesn't like cooking. Does catering school teach her where to buy the ingredients from? The experience will be different from that of a woman who grew up raised to know that is a necessity. What was she doing when her mates were cooking when they were single? Now it's time to settle down, someone has to teach her from scratch. Nah.
PoliticsRe: Fashola Orders Closure Of Apapa-Ijora Bridge For Emergency Repair(pics) by SmartMugu: 8:31am On Aug 08, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Aisha Buhari At The Zumunta 25th Anniversary Celebration In The USA by SmartMugu: 7:52am On Aug 08, 2016
obowunmi:
Assumed there were no Northerners in America
Northerners are rare to find in the US. There are a tiny few, but definitely not like all other tribes. Never heard of this "Zumunta" group she's supposedly meeting with and what they stand for. I see one of them dressed like Sanusi, with his head all wrapped up. I don't think anyone has seen anyone dressed like that in the US, unless he decided to dress like that at the venue.
A video recording of a meeting with notable US personalities like Michelle Obama, Oprah Winfrey etc would put all these scepticism to rest, instead we are been fed with pictures with Zumunta group. What the heck is Zumunta?
SportsRe: Oghenekaro Etebo Having His Breakfast After Scoring 4 Goals Against Japan by SmartMugu: 6:23am On Aug 07, 2016
wallex1983:
Which kain food be dis na? This is a deliberate attempt to poison this guy o
Me sef observe. See as him sef just dey watch the yeye food.
PoliticsRe: Budget Padding: Buhari Removes 22 Top Directors From Budget Office (March 2016) by SmartMugu: 4:57am On Aug 07, 2016
Has this budget been approved? The right up says it's still under consideration by the National Assembly. It's August 2016, will 2016 budget be approved and implemented in 2017?
PoliticsRe: EFCC Stylishly Tell Fayose That He Will Be Jailed(photos) by SmartMugu: 4:02am On Aug 06, 2016
HungerBAD:
Fayose Jail term is at the Cotonou border.

And Gradually making its way to Nigeria,and hopefully by 2018 will be in Ekiti State.

Something tells me Fayose will start begging,and returning our Money next year before he hands over in 2018.

Fayose has no where to run to,the US has banned him,and most Western Countries will gladly return him plus his loot back to Nigeria,if he decides to skip town like a month to his Hand-Over.
Nice points bro. At the bolded, I think the EFCC already knows that may be his Plan B. Most likely, he's probably under constant surveillance. Last I heard, his passport was probably revoked.
I'm indeed sorry for that dude.
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 3 FAAN Staff For N100m Fraud Using 8 Accounts by SmartMugu: 3:55am On Aug 06, 2016
Coldfeet:
Na wetin? If Na so you old reach u no go respect your old age? What brought father into this Na? Everybody is having fun here and you dey para Upandan undecided kilodehuh Since when to tell person go school don turn curse?


By the way this is Ncan lekki branch reporting...
Our brothers from the west have it this time over and out grin grin kiss
The message is simple. Just learn to communicate without being offensive. Just because everyone posts here doesnt mean everyone wants to be insulted. You're telling me to go to school, not thinking about if I'm probably way more educated than you are. Just don't assume things and curse people out for no reason at all.
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 3 FAAN Staff For N100m Fraud Using 8 Accounts by SmartMugu: 9:35pm On Aug 05, 2016
MrJah:
Go school u no gree. Mrs. Olabode. When ur elder sis gets married, I wonder if she will still retain ur Papa name in ur tribe. Anyways n whatever,,,, Names checked n confirmed. On a bottle of star just dey
I didn't know dumb people like you still find their way here. Cursed folks that can't complete a sentence without referring to someone else's father as if theirs is worth anything. Hurry up, do the routine. Go wake up ur father with a kick like you do every morning, since calling other people's father on unrelated topic's is no big deal to you, I wonder how miserable ur father is.
What makes u think im probably not old enough to be your father? You do lack manners, and need to shut up if u cant contribute to meaningful question in a post.
Car TalkRe: BMW 750li Xdrive Bashed In Lagos by SmartMugu: 9:07pm On Aug 05, 2016
oluwafreshkid:
When chief bought this car, I told him oo not to goan be picking Monica at her hostel. She lives in one rough street around unilag. It was. Her cultist boyfriend that hit the car. Funny enough, h can't press charges, cos he doesn't want scandal! It's deji I feel for, cos chief will collect the Gwagon back from him
Uh, who is chief? Who is Deji?
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 3 FAAN Staff For N100m Fraud Using 8 Accounts by SmartMugu: 9:00pm On Aug 05, 2016
How can an Obaze be the younger brother of one Olabode? Rare things. The lips sha.
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 3 FAAN Staff For N100m Fraud Using 8 Accounts by SmartMugu: 8:58pm On Aug 05, 2016
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Car TalkRe: Gold Customized Mercedes Benz In Kaduna - Photos by SmartMugu: 8:46pm On Aug 05, 2016
Let's wait for a few months for another picture of the car.
Rain + metal = Rust.
This isn't even real gold, spray paint things.
As long as he likes it, great. Thought I'd see one of those from the Arabian princes and this popped up.
PoliticsRe: Bode George Picks Nomination Form To Contest For PDP National Chairman by SmartMugu: 6:42pm On Aug 05, 2016
All these old men that need to motivate competent youths to participate in politics still want to continue their routine. Hasn't this man passed retirement age? What can he remember at his age?
CelebritiesRe: Freeze Reminds Fayose That Aisha Buhari Is In USA by SmartMugu: 5:26pm On Aug 05, 2016
kenchylala:
Whn u ever see mugu when smarthuhhuh?
This is the only one grin
CelebritiesRe: Freeze Reminds Fayose That Aisha Buhari Is In USA by SmartMugu: 1:37pm On Aug 05, 2016
I really pity Fayose on what will happen to him when his tenure ends in two years. I think he set himself up big time by running his mouth too much. His vocal PDP counterparts that made same noise have suddenly became mute.
If Aisha returns to Nigeria safely, the he should be ashamed of his comments against her.
TravelRe: 20 States US Warned Citizens Against Traveling To In Nigeria by SmartMugu: 12:05am On Aug 05, 2016
RichYoungNigga:
We don't take the American government serious.
The most ignorant people on earth are Americans.

You can go to Iraq or Afghanistan, stay for 50 years and still be alive.
You can't live for 4 days in Chicago.
Chicago is not even a state, Chicago is just a city in Illinois but every year 500 people alone are murdered, you can't go to someone else's street in the USA, you will be killed.
The murder rate of Chicago, Los Angeles and Washington put together is higher than every country in this world yet the U.S government will not talk about it, they keep calling other countries "security threats"
Correct person, chup knockle.
Unfortunately the westerners are historically known for this. They brainwash their citizens to believe the rest of the world is a terrorist nation. Many of their citizens don't even know what a passport is, not to talk of a visa. Theyre so brainwashed that their lives should revolve around work and work within the country so they can pay the taxes the government is waiting for.

As close as Canada and Mexico are to the US, many Americans are still scared of going there because they think they'll be kidnapped cos of the brainwashing they've been through. They end up getting confined to the only things their country has to offer them, which in most times benefits their government more than them.
Christianity EtcRe: Adeboye Gives New Instructions For RCCG by SmartMugu: 10:27pm On Aug 04, 2016
OgaInnocent:
When I talk now, it will look as if one takes glory in criticising a 'man of God'. Just look what a one that says he is a man of God is saying.

Dollar is on the rise
Kerosene is on the run
Christians are on the run in their own country
Rice is hot cake
Government is not helping out
Economy is nosediving exponentially

Etc.

And the only thing a man of God has to say is that people should pay their tithe.

No single message of hope. No atom of consolation. No tip for the government. People are dying , loosing their job, because of A catastrophic economy.

Where will the tithe money come from? Should people die because they don't want to rob God?
Smh!

ATTENTION TO ALL CHRISTIANS

1.TITHE is not compulsory. Never allow any man deceive you. If you want to pay, it is also wonderful.
But you MUST not pay to a pastor.

Deut 26:12

KJV:When thou hast made an end of tithing all the tithes of thine increase the third year, which is the year of tithing, and hast given it unto the Levite, the stranger, the fatherless, and the widow that they may eat within thy gates, and be filled;

Deut 14:29

KJV:And the Levite, (because he hath no part nor inheritance with thee,) and he stranger, and the fatherless, and the widow, which are within thy gates, shall come, and shall eat and be satisfied; that the Lord thy God may bless thee in all the work of thine hand which thou doest


They will only tell you about MALACHI 3:9-10

KJV:Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.
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KJV:Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the Lord of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it.

Be careful let no man deceive you.

Meanwhile please kindly inform Pastor Adeboye to respond to my open letter.

Read: www.nairaland.com/3264964/misplacement-priorities-open-letter-pastor
Chop knuckle, correct person. The brainwashing is already getting too clear that even the blind can see it.
HealthRe: How A Nairalander Saved My Pregnant And Dying Wife by SmartMugu: 12:34pm On Aug 02, 2016
favoryte33:
Wife not wives...Get it?
The title was changed afterwards.
HealthRe: How A Nairalander Saved My Pregnant And Dying Wife by SmartMugu: 10:25pm On Aug 01, 2016
Title is misleading. I thought u meant two wives.
Wife 1:pregnant.
Wife 2:dying.
CelebritiesRe: Tania Omotayo Twerking On A Yacht In Greece [PICS+VIDEO] by SmartMugu: 8:03pm On Jul 29, 2016
Must we hear about these local champions everydayhuhhuh
EducationRe: At Last, Chibok Pupils Are Back In School (photos) by SmartMugu: 9:07pm On Jul 27, 2016
The abduction happened years ago. Does this mean there's only one school in Chibok? Why didn't the kids transfer to other schools?
AgricultureRe: Anambra Agricultural Exports At Lagos Airport- Pictures by SmartMugu: 8:43pm On Jul 27, 2016
Imports come into the country through containers and ships, and we are cheering export of a few bags of items on a plane.
CrimeRe: Indonesia To Execute 5 Nigerians By Firing Squad On July 29, 2016 by SmartMugu: 5:28pm On Jul 27, 2016
Same people, same region. Imagine sitting down somewhere knowing you only have 2 more days to live because of a greedy decision you made.
PoliticsRe: Use Recovered Loot For People’s Welfare, Kukah Tells FG by SmartMugu: 5:20am On Jul 27, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Crossing Sambisa Forest From Komala Killed Today By Army by SmartMugu: 8:18pm On Jul 24, 2016
Does this really make sense? Two terrorists killed, one bike and two bicycles recovered. Was one of the terrorists riding a bike and a bicycle at the same time?
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai To Demolish 40 Churches, 3500 Houses, 16 Schools by SmartMugu: 8:50am On Jul 24, 2016
santino09:
Shut up if u don't know what to say. Have u been to the estate? There are many churches there but not one single mosque. I'm not in support of el Rufai nor building illegal structures, but I'm against stupidity especially from ppl that don't know they are actually stupid
Lets be realistic, why muse there be several churches and mosques? Are there different types of bibles and the quoran? Why can't they merge and save some space for other important structures? Must religious places be on every street?
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Embassy In New York Is Broke!!! by SmartMugu(op): 8:15am On Jul 24, 2016
tdayof:
.......and no pictures to support your write-up ?
Pictures of what? Non-working air-conditioners? Go to the arrival terminal at the International airport in Lagos and take a pix of the heat from non-working airconditioners if you can. It's the same as the story says, but this time it's New York.
Alternatively read it on SR and be free to ask them for pictures http://saharareporters.com/2016/07/22/nigeria-consulate-workers-nyc-owed-salary-forced-work-major-heatwave-no-ac
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Embassy In New York Is Broke!!! by SmartMugu(op):
FinestPINACLE:
ur name speaks for u. Not surprised.
When I talk of farm what came to ur smartmugu headhuh Hvnt u hard of commercial farmers, in poultry, fishery, pigry, horticulturehuh
Smh for u.
They should come home and invest on Agriculture jorh
As smart as you try to sound, u still need your head checked. If all diplomats come home to farm, who represents Nigeria anywhere in the world? Who defends Nigeria's interests when certain economic policies are likely to be unfavorable to the nation? In your small head, all you think about are pigs, cows, yam etc and you expect diplomats to think like you.
Do you now see why you're dumb?
Shake your head for yourself, not me.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Embassy In New York Is Broke!!! by SmartMugu(op): 7:39am On Jul 24, 2016
FinestPINACLE:
Let them come back and farm. undecided
Do you know what an embassy is? Who diplomats are? You just asked them to come home and farm and I'm struggling with understanding where ure coming from.

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