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RomanceRe: Groom Walks Out After Seeing Bride Kiss Another Man On Wedding Day (Video) by smartpyzee(m): 9:22am On Aug 13, 2019
chiommy123:
So cos you married her she can not play with others abi lipsrsealed
on your own wedding day play like that too you hear

CelebritiesRe: Yahoo Boys Are Mugus - Seun Kuti by smartpyzee(m):
OddsIsland:
There is no difference between a yahoo boy and a politician
. That's not true.. Yahoo boys take from Yankee and spend it in Nigeria.. While politians take from Nigeria and spend it in Yankee undecided
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boys In Ibadan Go Into Hiding As EFCC Intensifies Clampdown by smartpyzee(m): 4:43am On Feb 10, 2019
MISTAICEY02288:
When you know you're doing level to make money, why live a flashy life? Why not stay low key to avoid evil eyes watching you... If one has a business that also fetches him legit and cool money asides doing levels, at least he can still show up and be flashy a bit if he likes cos at least, his business will cover up for him and people will think that's where he gets his money...
But when one doesn't have a legit source, why not keep a low profile and enjoy his money quietly...
your head is there
BusinessRe: Femi Otedola's 'Simple Dressing'. Billionaire Replies Man (Photo) by smartpyzee(m): 1:43pm On Jan 07, 2019
enemmo:
Hian

Why is Otedola replying this comment?
go ask am na

Car TalkRe: A Nigerian Made This Tv Stand From A 2017 Mercedes Benz Gle Bumper (photos) by smartpyzee(m): 8:36pm On Jan 06, 2019
LuciferKristi:
The day they will sleep off watching TV & the car mysteriously starts & crushes them to death on the armchair, then they will come to Nairaland to wail.



*spits angry
wetin you dey talk for mouth

CelebritiesRe: Davido Fulfills His Promise Of Rewarding The Boy 1Million Naira (Video) by smartpyzee(m): 12:55am On Jan 03, 2019
Onyi22:
Are you a broken ass nigga?
was I suppose to say yes??

CelebritiesRe: Davido Fulfills His Promise Of Rewarding The Boy 1Million Naira (Video) by smartpyzee(m): 7:54pm On Jan 02, 2019
Onyi22:
I know he is capable unlike some broke as niggas
no go hustle for your own money Dey talk about another person way no relation with you capability

PhonesRe: How Google Plans On Replacing Android With Fuschia OS by smartpyzee(m): 3:41pm On Dec 29, 2018
tsephanyah:
If your house was on fire while you were asleep, you wouldn't wake up. Sense of smell is off when you're sleeping.

CelebritiesRe: Klint Da Drunk And Lilien Igwemba's Marriage Crashes After 10 Years - SDK by smartpyzee(m): 3:49pm On Dec 12, 2018
martolux:
Stop jumping into conclusion, I was only illustrating. ... English is too hard for many NL...for werey part, it's now your inheritance
e pain am tongue
CelebritiesRe: Klint Da Drunk And Lilien Igwemba's Marriage Crashes After 10 Years - SDK by smartpyzee(m): 3:23pm On Dec 12, 2018
martolux:
some of we guys are just devil's incarnate undecided a lady with such beauty and good character,what else?? Fantasy hui huh......no amount of fantasy can ever satisfy any human
good character you say you dey live with her?!

PoliticsRe: INEC Announces Winner Of Osun Governorship Election Rerun (Live Updates) by smartpyzee(m): 1:50am On Sep 28, 2018
Calers:
Pdp destroyed Nigeria for 16years
so it's apc turn to destroy there own abi?!.. Thinking like fowl
PoliticsRe: Udom Emmanuel, Pastor Kumuyi At Deeper Life Crusade by smartpyzee(m): 7:21am On Sep 14, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:
Deacon Udom Emmanuel is a Man of God, he's a man after God's heart.
no you know God P.A ..mtcheew angry

RomanceRe: Customer Turned Wifey; Damola X Toluwalopemi by smartpyzee(m): 9:50pm On Sep 06, 2018
vivypretty:
to inquire about something. when I need help on something I don't mind but am not sure your reply would be as lively as the man's reply
.im sure you are wrong about that.. I'm lively cheesy

RomanceRe: Customer Turned Wifey; Damola X Toluwalopemi by smartpyzee(m): 2:07pm On Sep 06, 2018
vivypretty:
wow. this is lovely.
na girl like you dm a guy OOh, if na u..u no go gree even if them dm you u no go reply dey form yaya sakara

RomanceRe: School Father Marries His School Daughter Years After They Met In Secondary. PIX by smartpyzee(m): 1:54pm On Sep 06, 2018
Ten12:
I think dis is morally wrong..you are supposed to be her mentor...4rm de pics self u had ur plans from beginning
dey dere dey preach... Morally wrong kor.. Cos the girl brother come complain give you abi undecided

RomanceRe: My Wife Only Allows Me To Touch Her 4 Times In A Month ( Please Advice Me) by smartpyzee(m): 1:11pm On Sep 06, 2018
milemimi93:
Is your sole aim of marriage sex?
..see rubbish question

CrimeRe: African Workers Beaten Mercilessly By Their Chinese Bosses In Gabon. Photos by smartpyzee(m): 12:07pm On Sep 06, 2018
SolutionMee:
cheesy

Before you call the boss a racist, you should instead be curious to know what those black dudes did. How dare you offend a white man when we all know that God doesn't create us the same. It's no longer a news that we're inferior to these white folks. They've demonstrated that to us in a billion ways. An act of respect and humility for the Chinese boss would have averted that.

CelebritiesRe: "Try Buy Sense For London Bros" - Masterkraft Slams Oyemykke Over Banky W by smartpyzee(m): 8:42am On Sep 03, 2018
Benekruku:
I don't like the way Naija celebs beef. it's not interesting.

They should be shooting down each other so we have a Tupac and Biggy, and all this American celeb shoot downs.


Let's get to read one morning to hear that WizKid or David have been shot multiple times in a drive by shooting.

that will make the entertainment industry more interesting.

don't like beef on Instagram and Twitter
this one yaff mad finish

Christianity EtcRe: What Does Matthew 8:22 Mean By "Let The Dead Bury Their Own Dead"? by smartpyzee(m): 11:20am On Aug 12, 2018
DEHVEHLOP:
I believe Jesus is not God!










So the Bible is right! No matter what, human can never be God
are you a Christan or Muslim





Cos I can't afford educating someone that doesn't want to learn tongue
Car TalkRe: Lamborghini Owner Breaks Huracan's Windscreen While Showing Off His Supercar by smartpyzee(m): 6:02am On Jul 24, 2018
If to say na naija this thing happen now the heading go be "YAHOO" boy broke his expensive car... undecided
CrimeTen Things To Know About Nigeria Cyber Crime Act 2015 by smartpyzee(op): 1:21pm On Jun 05, 2018
This is a high-level overview of what the Cybercrime Act 2015 provides, and things we should be aware of.

1. The Nigerian Cybercrime Act 2015 gives the President the power to designate certain computer systems, networks and information infrastructure vital to the national security of Nigeria or the economic and social well-being of its citizens, as constituting Critical National Information Infrastructure, and to implement procedures, guidelines, and conduct audits in furtherance of that. Examples of systems, which could be designated as such, include transport, communication, banking etc. To find out more about what such a plan should look like, you can check the USA’s National Infrastructure Protection Plan here, or the European Union’s here.

2. The Nigerian Cybercrime Act 2015 prescribes the death penalty for an offence committed against a system or network that has been designated critical national infrastructure of Nigeria that results in the death of an individual (amongst other punishments for lesser crimes).

3. Under the Cybercrime Act 2015 in Nigeria, hackers, if found guilty, of unlawfully accessing a computer system or network, are liable to a fine of up to N10 million or a term of imprisonment of 5 years (depending on the purpose of the hack). The same punishment is also meted out to Internet fraudsters who perpetuate their acts either by sending electronic messages, or accessing and using data stored on computer systems.

4. The Cybercrime Act 2015 Makes provision for identity theft, with the punishment of imprisonment for a term of not less than 3 years or a fine of not less than N7 million or to both fine and imprisonment. An example of identity fraud would be the individual who impersonated Chief Bola Tinubu on Facebook and was apprehended recently by the police.

5. Specifically creates child pornography offences, with punishments of imprisonment for a term of 10 years or a fine of not less than N20 million or to both fine and imprisonment, depending on the nature of the offence and the act carried out by the accused persons. Offences include, amongst others: producing, procuring, distributing, and possession of child pornography.

6. Outlaws Cyber-stalking and Cyber-bullying and prescribes punishment ranging from a fine of not less than N2 million or imprisonment for a term of not less than 1 year or to both fine and imprisonment, up to a term of not less than 10 years or a fine of not less than N25 million or to both fine and imprisonment; depending on the severity of the offence.

7. The Nigerian Cybercrime Act 2015 prohibits cybersquatting, which is registering or using an Internet domain name with bad faith intent to profit from the goodwill of a trademark belonging to someone else, or to profit by selling to its rightful owner. Individuals who engage in this are liable on conviction to imprisonment for a term of not less than 2 years or a fine of not less than N5 million or to both fine and imprisonment.

8. Forbids the distribution of racist and xenophobic material to the public through a computer system or network (e.g. Facebook and Twitter), it also prohibits the use of threats of violence and insulting statements to persons based on race, religion, colour, descent or national or ethnic origin. Persons found guilty of this are liable on conviction to imprisonment for a term of not less than 5 years or to a fine of not less thanN10million or to both fine and imprisonment.

9. The Cybercrime Act 2015 mandates that service providers shall keep all traffic data and subscriber information having due regard to the individual’s constitutional Right to privacy, and shall take appropriate measures to safeguard the confidentiality of the data retained, processed or retrieved.

10. Allows for the interception of electronic communication, by way of a court order byby a Judge, where there are reasonable grounds to suspect that the content of any electronic communication is reasonably required for the purposes of a criminal investigation or proceedings.

The above is just a high-level overview of certain interesting provisions in the newly passed legislation. The Act itself contains 43 sections, and is a very important piece of legislation to foster the development of the nascent ICT sector in Nigeria. You can read the full provisions of the Act here – CyberCrime (Prohibition, Prevention, etc) Act 2015
Source:https://lawpadi.com/10-things-to-know-about-nigerias-cybercrime-act-2015/

CelebritiesRe: Iyabo Ojo Says She’s Done With Business In Nigeria, As Taxes/bills Knock Her Out by smartpyzee(m): 5:31pm On Jun 02, 2018
fecta:
Beta stay in Nigeria because tax in the US is worse
will you buy fuel and generator in US?

CrimeRe: Life Of A Yahoo Boy: Man Reveals Why People Do Yahoo Plus by smartpyzee(m): 4:14pm On May 29, 2018
OboOlora:
What a lifestyle!

All the money but u can’t visit sensible countries like US cos ur name/pic/IP address etc has been flagged

They just visit weird ones like Hensiki, SA, Dubai...
you call Dubai a weird country?!..

RomanceRe: How To Make Homemade Natural Viagra Using Watermelon by smartpyzee(m): 12:26pm On May 26, 2018
agbonkamen:
pls how can i last in bed for 2hours grin grin
very simple...






1: look for a BED very important
2: close your eyes
3 SLEEP
you might even last more than 2hrs tongue

RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Shades The Hell Ouy Of Nigerian Women On Twitter by smartpyzee(m): 12:57am On May 23, 2018
roarik:
the guy is nothing but a FOOL.
sista e Neva reach like that now..




Tho na true the guy talk sha

RomanceRe: I Was Just Called 'very Ugly' This Morning. by smartpyzee(m): 9:08pm On May 22, 2018
Jamariwolff:
boyfriend of 3 months clearly told me i was ugly as sin with a black face and flat nostrils, I just don't knw wat to do.
lemme see you face first
RomanceRe: Help Before She Kill Me, My Babe Is Fun Of This Bad Habit by smartpyzee(m): 7:58pm On May 22, 2018
Nedfed:
You mean my babe?
Is it ur babe that suppose be with me then?

PoliticsRe: If You Could Prevent One Event In Nigeria's History, Which Would It Be? by smartpyzee(m): 12:25pm On May 22, 2018
Mine is 1960 independence.. Don't ask me why
PoliticsRe: Buhari, Atiku Shouldn’t Contest Presidency In 2019 – Northern Coalition by smartpyzee(m): 8:33am On May 22, 2018
Tracypacy:
The problem with men is that they count sex rounds based on them coming not on mutual come. If I didn’t have an orgasm , we can’t calculate that as a round. Whose round is it? Yours alone ? If you’ve never made a woman orgasm, you’ve never finished a round in your life . NEXT
wu rap your weedhuh..

RomanceRe: What Is Your Favorite Word To Moan During Sex? by smartpyzee(m): 11:28pm On May 21, 2018
HallaDaTruth:
My favorite word is AHHHHH AHHHH OP REPEEEENT OOOOOO, GEEET SEEENSSSSEE OOOOOOO , NNNNOOOO DEY POOOOSSSST RRRUUUUBIIISSSSHH OOOOOO
lol















ROTFL grin grin
RomanceRe: Young, Struggling, Streetwise Men Of This Forum Let's Discuss by smartpyzee(m): 12:02pm On May 04, 2018
eldee365:
Guy's After

https://

then add chat..whatsapp.com/
remove one dot from there.

then continue with the above codes in bracket

remove the bracket.. it will work.

Read this slowly, you will understand grin

I just joined..

God bless our Hustle

cc smartpyzee
thanks bro... I don get am wink
RomanceRe: Young, Struggling, Streetwise Men Of This Forum Let's Discuss by smartpyzee(m): 12:30am On May 02, 2018
raphemmanuel:
Follow this link to join the WhatsApp group: https:///(IR3Up8yKa6t5MlkknRYSQe)

Just remove those two branket ()
Thanks but not working man

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