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TV/Movies › Re: BBNaija: Kemen Touches Tboss While She Slept by smartty68(m): 5:03pm On Mar 05, 2017

Some of you are shouting "Kemen big lips" Kemen chest like rock" "Kemen the Pervert". Yet even the fine boys and girls wey claim to get correct physique even in the next 10years no go smell BBNaija or even get famous. Haters everywhere grin

Most of you are still unaware that most scenes put up in the house are script like in the case of Soma and Gifty when Biggie asked Soma to tell Gifty that she is loose... grin

TBoss days are numbered

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Christianity Etc › Re: Are "Saggings" & Wearing "Torn Jeans" Sins? by smartty68(m): 4:23pm On Mar 05, 2017

doctokwus:
So church attendees in d developed world that wear bumshorts,half unclad to churches are what,sinners or immoral?
I bet in Europe and America now,with d way church numbers are falling astronomically,if they see 10 'saggers ','torn jean' or even pant and bra wearers every sunday service,the churches wud be celebrating them with free meals and drinks.
Here,we condemn them,even wen its stated clearly in the bible no one shud judge another,particularly when it concerns biblical injunctions.

Shebi you want make I begin the fantasies if she wear bumshort near me. I go the battle to hear wetin pastor the preach lipsrsealed

Christianity Etc › Re: Should I Leave The Church Because Of Him? Pease I Need Your Advice by smartty68(m): 3:59pm On Mar 05, 2017

Harbosede02:

Y are you running away??

Wahever happened to avoiding the man and behave he doesnt exist.??

You got too close to a married man...datz nt nice

Sister Rebecca please read the lines again or abi the bandaner wey you tie dey cover your eye? undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: Should I Leave The Church Because Of Him? Pease I Need Your Advice by smartty68(m): 3:56pm On Mar 05, 2017

Splinz:
Okay. Now listen...

When next he comes close to you, give him a very thunderous and earth shaking slap. I mean, slap him as if your life depends on it.

And yes, if after the slap and his mumuism still never fly comot, then take this next and final step.

On a normal Sunday afternoon, at the very climax of the church service, walk up to the alter and grab the microphone and say: 'Abeg make una open una ear well well for this special announcement wey I want yarn una now now now. Shebi una see that ashawo man over there (pointing at his direction)? Abeg, make una help me beg am to leave me alone ooo. Else, the next time him come near me, na thunder from sango and amadioha combined go fire am'.

When you're done, just drop the mic there and begin go your house. Problem solved.

Chisos!!! Thunderous slap could leave him in coma for weeks grin

Just report him to the Wifi. PROBLEM SOLVED grin

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Christianity Etc › Re: Should I Leave The Church Because Of Him? Pease I Need Your Advice by smartty68(m): 3:49pm On Mar 05, 2017

Splinz:
Okay. Now listen...

When next he comes close to you, give him a very thunderous and earth shaking slap. I mean, slap him as if your life depends on it.

And yes, if after the slap and his mumuism still never fly comot, then take this next and final step.

On a normal Sunday afternoon, at the very climax of the church service, walk up to the alter and grab the microphone and say: 'Abeg make una open una ear well well for this special announcement wey I want yarn una now now now. Shebi una see that ashawo man over there (pointing at his direction)? Abeg, make una help me beg am to leave me alone ooo. Else, the next time him come near me, na thunder from sango and amadioha combined go fire am'.

When you're done, just drop the mic there and begin go your house. Problem solved.

Chisos!!! Thunderous slap could leave him in coma for weeks grin

Politics › Re: Yorubas Are Ready To Break Away From Nigeria- Elder Statesman Adebanjo by smartty68(m): 3:34pm On Mar 05, 2017

Everyone talks about CHANGE yet NairaLanders fight in per second conversation/quotes. Is this the best way to solve this country's problem? NairaLanders please grow up angry

Christianity Etc › Re: Nigerian Church Uses Nicki Minaj's Photo In Relationship Seminar Poster by smartty68(m): 3:26pm On Mar 05, 2017

Chai!!! Most Naija churches are hilarious
They yaf kimi grin

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Business › Re: Nigeria's Trade Data: See GDP, Top Imports And Exports Of Q4 2016 (Infograph) by smartty68(m): 3:18pm On Mar 05, 2017

Now every thread on NairaLand with who comments first (acclaimed smart/intelligent ones) take the liberty of making derogatory statements on facts that they are good on analysis and can solve Nigeria's problems. There are ways you pass on information without the need to indirectly insulting peeps here because everyone understands differently (as there are many ways to solve a particular maths). Naija is a nation known for respect/humility but too much of American movies or abi na American English don eat deep into some of us. As for the GDP analysis OP can keep it cos me no need am grin

Cos them don too take paper work wreck we country. In other news I dey wait to hear say dollar don come down to #150 or even less grin

Investment › Re: Get Help Worldwide Is In Its Last Days. Beware!!! by smartty68(m): 10:39pm On Mar 04, 2017

Well while you keep on wailing about GHW being scam, I've just paid some folks on the platform 200k awhile ago. Na my money if e lost make e lost make another selfish man no take panadol for my headache jare

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th March 2017 by smartty68(m): 9:52pm On Mar 04, 2017

pBuhari:
I want to use this medium to tell the world that I am no longer an Arsenal fan because I don't want to die of High Blood Pressure for a club that don't know me.

See my tweet screenshot below

Who your resigning epp huh

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th March 2017 by smartty68(m): 9:50pm On Mar 04, 2017*

This season is just Liverpool against bigger teams and Smaller Teams against Liverpool... Well Done Liverpool
Just hope you guys don't screwup in next match. Cheers

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Investment › Re: #twink-as Will Crash Soon. Nonsense by smartty68(m): 5:11pm On Mar 04, 2017

Mod banned me for commenting on this thread angry

What's so special about this thread sef! angry

Programming › Re: Nairaland Homepage Concept UI. by smartty68(m): 3:49pm On Sep 13, 2016

lordZOUGA:
I use Android Studio for Android development. https://developer.android.com/studio/index.html

Thanks.... Downloading now...

Programming › Re: Nairaland Homepage Concept UI. by smartty68(m): 7:50am On Sep 13, 2016

lordZOUGA:
So, I made this UI this morning.

I decided to use Nairaland's current UI palette.

Thoughts?

Nice.... Feeling motivated already.... If I may ask please which software do you use in Android development? Wanna start coding like you wink

lordZOUGA:
So, I made this UI this morning.

I decided to use Nairaland's current UI palette.

Thoughts?

Nice.... Feeling motivated already.... If I may ask please which software do you use in Android development? Wanna start coding like you

Programming › Re: I Want To Learn How To Build Network Cheats. by smartty68(m): 12:06am On Sep 13, 2016

melodyogonna:
i was with a friend(who is a developer) when he stated the difficulties he is facing with building network cheats which i have also loved to learn,i need a guru to help me with good sources to go or teach me. am readily avalaible on facebook if you can't share here.

Go and learn Ethical Hacking Bro

Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by smartty68(m): 5:08pm On Aug 25, 2016

Bishop0nyenmeme:
NL : Bishop0nyenmeme MB: Nostainatall Number of slot : 1 Bet number: 99547103 Total Odds: 4.17

1. 25.08.16 19:45 Olympiacos FC - FC Arouca (Over 1.5 goals in each half) UEFA Europa League Qualification / International Clubs / Soccer Customer type: No @ 1.12 Result:
2. 25.08.16 19:45 West Ham Utd - FC Astra Ploiesti (Goals in second half 0.5) UEFA Europa League Qualification / International Clubs / Soccer Customer type: Over @ 1.16 Result:
3. 25.08.16 18:00 Brondby IF - Panathinaikos Athen (Goals in second half 0.5) UEFA Europa League Qualification / International Clubs / Soccer Customer type: Over @ 1.20 Result:
4. 25.08.16 19:00 RSC Anderlecht - SK Slavia Prague (First Team to win both halves ) UEFA Europa League Qualification / International Clubs / Soccer Customer type: No @ 1.25 Result:
5. 25.08.16 19:00 FC BATE Borisov - FC Astana (Away Team Clean Sheet) UEFA Europa League Qualification / International Clubs / Soccer Customer type: No @ 1.22 Result:
6. 25.08.16 18:00 FC Slovan Liberec - AEK Larnaca FC (Over 1.5 goals in each half) UEFA Europa League Qualification / International Clubs / Soccer Customer type: No @ 1.12 Result:
7. 25.08.16 17:30 FK Karabakh - IFK Gothenburg (Under/Over 1.5 goals) UEFA Europa League Qualification / International Clubs / Soccer Customer type: Over @ 1.35 Result:
8. 25.08.16 19:00 UMF Selfoss - UMF Grindavik (Under/Over 1.5 goals) 1 deild / Iceland / Soccer Customer type: Over @ 1.16 Result:

Cc: troot, akraym

Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by smartty68(m): 11:11pm On Aug 24, 2016

Onpurpose:
Username: purposeful

Bet ID : 99453113

Slot: 1

21.31
1. 25.08.16 19:00
Shkendija 79 Tetovo - KAA Gent (Handicap 0:1)
Customer type: KAA Gent @ 1.25
Result:
2. 25.08.16 19:00
FC BATE Borisov - FC Astana (Handicap 0:2)
Customer type: FC Astana @ 1.25
Result:
3. 25.08.16 18:00
Sandefjord Fotball - Raufoss IL (First Team to win either half )
Customer type: Yes @ 1.20
Result:
4. 25.08.16 18:00
Hodd - Mjondalen (Under/Over 1.5 goals)
Customer type: Over @ 1.18
Result:
5. 25.08.16 17:30
Trakai FK - FK Spyris Kaunas (Under/Over 0.5 goals in 1st half)
Customer type: Over @ 1.25
Result:
6. 25.08.16 19:00
UMF Selfoss - UMF Grindavik (Under/Over 0.5 goals in 1st half)
Customer type: Over @ 1.25
Result:
7. 25.08.16 11:00
Consadole Sapporo - Roasso Kumamoto (First Team to win either half )
Customer type: Yes @ 1.35
Result:
8. 25.08.16 18:00
Vejle BK - Ab Gladsaxe (Under/Over 1.5 goals)
Customer type: Over @ 1.18
Result:
9. 25.08.16 19:00
Pau FC - US Quevilly Rouen (Under/Over 1.5 goals in 1st half)
Customer type: Under @ 1.25
Result:
10. 25.08.16 17:00
FC Infonet II - Viljandi JK Tulevik (Under/Over 2.5 goals)
Customer type: Over @ 1.25
Result:
11. 25.08.16 18:00
Baltika Kaliningrad - Dinamo Moscow (Under/Over 1.5 goals in 1st half)
Customer type: Under @ 1.40
Result:
12. 25.08.16 19:00
FC Minsk - WFC Osijek (Under/Over 2.5 goals)
Customer type: Over @ 1.45
Result:
13. 25.08.16 12:00
CF Benfica - Avaldsnes IL (Under/Over 2.5 goals)
Customer type: Over @ 1.22
Result:

Cc: Troot , Akraym or any one having sleepless night from today results should please quote.

Phones › Re: God Will Continue To Bless Airtel Nigeria by smartty68(m): 6:19pm On Aug 24, 2016

MutantMetahuman:
And tgunder fire airtel for stealing my 50 naira every night and not give me my data

Awon ole

Lol! Me and you dey inside one boat be that!

Business › Re: Free Pick For Football Matches. Happy Earnings by smartty68(m): 9:27pm On Jul 09, 2016

Nice one Moneymins

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Business › Re: MerryBet Punt For Pride IV by smartty68(m): 9:39am On Oct 12, 2015

Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by smartty68(m): 5:11pm On Jul 26, 2015*

Inplay

AIK vs ELFBORG

Over4.5 goals FT
@1.61 WON!!!

Bet365

Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by smartty68(m): 5:07pm On Jul 26, 2015

Inplay
Anderlecht vs Waasland
Over5 corners 1st half @2
Bet365

Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by smartty68(m): 5:02pm On Jul 26, 2015

Inplay
Craiova vs Astra
Over7 corners 1st half @2.87
Bet365

Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by smartty68(m): 4:33pm On Jul 26, 2015

smartty68:
Inplay
Bohemians vs Fastav
Over0.5 goals 1st half @1.83
Over7 corners 1st half @2+
Bet365

Over0.5 goals 1st half WON!!!

Business › Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by smartty68(m): 4:20pm On Jul 26, 2015*

Inplay

Bohemians vs Fastav

Over0.5 goals 1st half
@1.83 WON!!!

Over7 corners 1st half
@2+ WON!!!

Bet365

Phones › Re: How To Send APK, PDF, ZIP & Other Files On Whatsapp by smartty68(m): 7:01pm On Jul 20, 2015

Simple Notepad is what I use to save my links then share

Phones › Re: How To Send APK, PDF, ZIP & Other Files On Whatsapp by smartty68(m): 6:49pm On Jul 20, 2015

emmydsife:
Op,can this work with Dropbox?

Yes Boss

Phones › Re: How To Send APK, PDF, ZIP & Other Files On Whatsapp by smartty68(m): 6:48pm On Jul 20, 2015

Adyrin:
W̶̲̥̅̊ђA̶̲̥̅t is APK

APK means: Android Application Package
An APK file is the file format used for installing software (usually games or apps) on the Android operating system.

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Phones › Re: How To Send APK, PDF, ZIP & Other Files On Whatsapp by smartty68(m): 7:06am On Jul 20, 2015

powerfulsettingz:
Link to download media fire app?

mediafire apk

http://www64.zippyshare.com/v/3BqhLxOV/file.html

Hope I've quenched your taste. wink

powerfulsettingz:
Link to download media fire app?

mediafire apk

http://www64.zippyshare.com/v/3BqhLxOV/file.html

Hope I've quenched your taste.

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