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Romance › Re: After Spending The 50k I Borrowed From Loan App, She Refused To Follow Me Home by SmartyPants(m):
Whenever this nigga is bored he comes online to prepare zobo for you people.

grin
Politics › Re: 22 States, FCT Reduced Their Domestic Debts By ₦‎176 Billion In Q3 2023 by SmartyPants(m): 9:38am On Dec 26, 2023
BAZ001:
Propaganda govt.
Una wan confuse us with English huh
Did they pay part of the debt they owe or they refused to borrow more this last quarter ?

Just looking for cheap ways to show that certificate forger is working grin
There is nothing confusing. How does refusing to borrow more reduce existing debt? At best it would only leave the debt at the same figure as before.

Also what does state borrowing have to do with Tinubu? Does the FG borrow or repay on behalf of the states?
Celebrities › Re: Tony Elumelu Dancing With Genevieve Nnaji by SmartyPants(m): 9:28am On Dec 26, 2023
Uncle T na bad guy cheesy
Sports › Re: Manchester United Sells 25% Ownership To Jim Ratcliffe by SmartyPants(m): 9:25am On Dec 25, 2023
Teymanhenry:
Would he get into Man City, Arsenal, Liverpool, Spurs or Newcastle teams? He is not a top player.
Spurs, Castle, Liverpool, yes.

He is about the same level as Zinchenko and no worse than Tsimikas.
Business › Re: Folorunso Alakija Awarded 6 Offshore Oil Blocks By Sierra Leone Government by SmartyPants(m): 7:00am On Dec 25, 2023
gasparpisciotta:
Babangida awarded this woman an oil block. It is BAT’s turn to award oil blocks too.

Meanwhile congrats to her. Waiting for my own oil block soon 😜
Sierra Leone sir.
Sports › Re: Manchester United Sells 25% Ownership To Jim Ratcliffe by SmartyPants(m): 6:51am On Dec 25, 2023
Teymanhenry:
One thing I'm certain of is Man utd would not overpay for players anymore. I mean, they have so many failed or overpaid transfer businesses, especially during this 11-Hag era. Mount, Malacia, Amrabat, Onana, Hojlund and Lord Antony. That man doesn't deserve to go past January.
Malacia was cheap and he is a good enough player.
Politics › Re: Phase 2 Repair Of The Port-Harcourt Refinery Will Be Completed By Q4, 2024 -Kyar by SmartyPants(m): 2:16pm On Dec 24, 2023
Kukutente23:
This is the problem with Zombies. They just conjure up things in their minds and start mouthing it like facts. Phase 1 is the mechanical rehabilitation phase of refinery 1 and not refinery 1 itself. If you were conversant with engineering terms you'll know the difference. Read what the media chief of NNPCL just put out:
Sometimes you have to be smart. You also saw this in the article didn't you?

Phase one of this refinery is 60,000 barrels per day, the other one is 150,000 bpd. So we have a complementary 210,000bpd refinery,”
Obviously, the refinery is designed to have an area called phase one and another called phase two.

So what he said was the mechanical phase of work on phase one was completed.
Politics › Re: Phase 2 Repair Of The Port-Harcourt Refinery Will Be Completed By Q4, 2024 -Kyar by SmartyPants(m): 1:10pm On Dec 24, 2023
Kukutente23:
It's January now not December?
When did refinery 1 turn to phase 1
Are you aware there's a contention among experts that refinery 2 should have been rehabilitated first and not refinery 1 that's much older?
1. Refinery 1 is literally Phase 1. Refinery 2 is literally Phase 2.

2. They said they would complete it by December. Starting operations in January is a fair next step.

3. I am aware of the contention, yes.
Politics › Re: Phase 2 Repair Of The Port-Harcourt Refinery Will Be Completed By Q4, 2024 -Kyar by SmartyPants(m): 7:46am On Dec 24, 2023
lexy2014:
what has this story or the points raised by the other gentleman got to do with two refineries?

from the story, where did Kyari say the following

pls what did phase one entail and what does phase two entail?
I've explained already and this is your last reply. The Port Harcourt refinery has two refineries. There is the smaller 60bpd refinery which is the original one constructed, and there is a newer one that is also in disrepair.

Phase 1 as I explained in my first posts, is the rehabilitation of the smaller, older 60 bpd refinery. This is the one that is ready for production.

Phase 2 is the refurbishment of the bigger, newer finery.

What Kyari said, is simply that work is done on phase 1, and now they are moving to phase 2.

This is a literal quote from the article:

Phase one of this refinery is 60,000 barrels per day, the other one is 150,000 bpd. So we have a complementary 210,000bpd refinery,”
Politics › Re: Phase 2 Repair Of The Port-Harcourt Refinery Will Be Completed By Q4, 2024 -Kyar by SmartyPants(m): 7:16am On Dec 24, 2023
lexy2014:
from the story, where did Kyari say the following
Can you read at all? I SAID I GAVE A BACKGROUND TO WHAT KYARI SAID!

Meaning i am sharing facts that are not necessarily stated in this particular article.
Politics › Re: Phase 2 Repair Of The Port-Harcourt Refinery Will Be Completed By Q4, 2024 -Kyar by SmartyPants(m): 7:06am On Dec 24, 2023
lexy2014:
pls show us where everything you just said is what Kyari said in the story
Show me where I said everything i said is from what Kyari said in this particular story.

I said the person I quoted misunderstood, then i explained the background to what Kyari said to help give clarity.
Politics › Re: Phase 2 Repair Of The Port-Harcourt Refinery Will Be Completed By Q4, 2024 -Kyar by SmartyPants(m): 9:59pm On Dec 23, 2023
reiddecuti:
I said it on; https://www.nairaland.com/7945166/port-harcourt-refinery-recommences-operation#127552055 that until I see refined petrol from that refinery hitting the street I ain't believing nnpcl, some miscreants who can't comprehend started quoting me upandan.

Now this is coming out from the horses mouth. Q4 of 2024 will reach, a new date will be set.


They'll keep setting and breaking records of unfulfilled promises all by themselves.


I don't blam them but the people who have decided to be dumb.
Thats a misinterpretation of what was said. The PH refinery has two refineries in one. An old one that was refurbished and is now completed. And the next phase is to focus on the other refinery.

PH can start refining from January while work on phase two commences.
Family › Re: As I'm Enduring This, Am I Really Making My Children Better? by SmartyPants(m): 2:05pm On Dec 23, 2023
Please leave that man. How did you marry a man who sinks his all into gambling? Cant provide but can eat and hogg the remote control?
Politics › Re: Tinubu’s Increasing Deployment Of Soldiers To South-east Is Unfair & Unnecessary by SmartyPants(m): 12:15pm On Dec 23, 2023
IGBOSON1:
This is one of the purposes of nairaland and why i didn't miss it when it was shut down for promoting bigotry and hate! This thread is yet another created by two-facedTinubu followers and minions to spread propaganda, revisionism, lies and hatred against Igbos' in general and IPOB/kanu in particular! These scum of the earth despise Ndigbo, IPOB and Mazi Kanu yet see no wrong in their thieving god promoting division and criminality in his desperation to rig himself into Aso-Rock! Only their god and them are infallible and above reproach!
Who told you this has anything to do with why Nairaland was shut down??
Travel › Re: I Travel On The Lagos Ibadan Train For Free. Nairalander Share Travel Experience by SmartyPants(m): 11:31am On Dec 23, 2023
youngrichnigga:
Very valid argument cool cool cool cool
There's nothing valid in his arguments.

Free train service and 50% rebates on inter state buses costs a mere fraction of what fuel subsidy for the entore nation would cost.

It is also only for one month.
Politics › Re: I’m Dying Of Cancer, Allow Me To Return To Nigeria – Diezani Begs Tinubu by SmartyPants(m): 11:16am On Dec 23, 2023
Imagine the foolishness of greed.

You have 9 billion saved somewhere but were taken down for 100k.
Family › Re: My Sister Completed Her House Without Telling Any Of Us Including My Mum by SmartyPants(m): 10:57am On Dec 23, 2023
TheWinterBird:
Her behavior shows Nigerians are hard to trust, hence she had to be discreet, though she utilized deception since she was pretending to be broke and was asking you to lend her money, but hey
Look kids, a classic case of circular reasoning.
Politics › Re: How Emefiele Used Proxies To ‘Buy’ Union, Keystone Banks - Daily Trust by SmartyPants(m): 10:54am On Dec 23, 2023
MrPresident1:
Emefiewele chosen as the fall guy for Buhari's 8years

Scapegoat

scapegoat
/ˈskeɪpɡəʊt/
noun
1.
a person who is blamed for the wrongdoings, mistakes, or faults of others, especially for reasons of expediency.
Similar:
whipping boy
victim
Aunt Sally
goat
fall guy
patsy
2.
(in the Bible) a goat sent into the wilderness after the Jewish chief priest had symbolically laid the sins of the people upon it (Lev. 16).


Diezani was Jonathan's own
Dasuki was the fall guy. Diezani was doing her own thing.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Threatened Fubara To Sign Resolution, Ex-commissioner by SmartyPants(m): 10:38am On Dec 22, 2023
What exactly are these people fighting over that should be dominating the attention of the nation?
Foreign Affairs › Re: GTA 6 Hacker Sentenced To Life In Hospital Prison Until He's "No Longer A Danger by SmartyPants(m): 10:18am On Dec 22, 2023
advanceDNA:
I don't have time for ur condescending behavior.....bugger off man
You dey quick take offence. Oya sorry sir.
Foreign Affairs › Re: GTA 6 Hacker Sentenced To Life In Hospital Prison Until He's "No Longer A Danger by SmartyPants(m): 9:53am On Dec 22, 2023
advanceDNA:
Na u nor understand wetin I write but still want to come and be condescending... Respect urself oooo ......

That impressively brilliant nigga up there is far from being mentally unstable.....
..it's a common behavior of hackers to own up to their actions because they want to be known for an impressive stunt they pulled......... I mean the guy hacked a secure network,similar to many other networks, with a phone and Amazon stick......what's mentally unstable about that....??

To me... the judgement he got is a slap on the wrist and an obvious move to keep him out of a normal maximum or minimum correctional facility to protect him from abuse and have access to his impressive skills
You didn't see that he has acute autism, or you just don't know that this is a mental illness?? Owning up to what you've done and promising to do it again are very different things. Someone who has been caught and is being charged, promising to repeat that offence, and thereby giving more cause to be restrained is ruining his own life.

That order is by no means a slap on the wrist. He will be effectively imprisoned forever - until he is judged to be normal, and whenever he is judged to be normal, he will go back to face the trial. You don't understand what you're talking about.
Foreign Affairs › Re: GTA 6 Hacker Sentenced To Life In Hospital Prison Until He's "No Longer A Danger by SmartyPants(m): 9:39am On Dec 22, 2023
Smithwilliams826:
I read hospital prison and secure hospital not prison hospital smiley
What is a secure hospital? What is a hospital prison? Are they still prisons?
Foreign Affairs › Re: GTA 6 Hacker Sentenced To Life In Hospital Prison Until He's "No Longer A Danger by SmartyPants(m): 9:25am On Dec 22, 2023
advanceDNA:
Ojoro...

Someone that threatened the company he hacked and continued to express the intent to return to cyber-crime as soon as possible”, adding: “He is highly motivated.” .....is now unfit to stand trial and will remain at a secure hospital for life ....

CIA/FBI/homeland security ...I carry yansh for una......Una welldone ooooo... Una don carry am go una secret office make e dey work for una
Are you sure you grasp what you read up there? He has effectively been sentenced to prison for life - he will be held in a prison hospital - because he is not mentally stable enough to understand the full consequences of his actions - hence him admitting that he will commit the crime again if released. A mentally unwell person cannot stand trial.
Politics › Re: Economic Confidential Names Lagos, 6 Others Viable States, Declares 6 Insolvent by SmartyPants(m): 9:16am On Dec 22, 2023
Idiko1:
The original post is pure typical and idiotic Nigerian analysis. Unlike Lagos, most states are not city on Nigerian steroid. Most states in Nigeria did not benefit from being capital of Nigeria.
What does that have to do with the report? Reports are facts - Lagos has more IGR than 30 of the poorest states put together. Whether that is because of being a former capital or not, is irrelevant. It is a simple fact - the reason you are offended is because you have interpreted it competitively. You should ask yourself why.
Politics › Re: NNPC Completes Maintenance On Port Harcourt Refinery by SmartyPants(m): 6:08am On Dec 22, 2023
Basicend:
Through out 8 years of Buhari tenure, he never completed the rehabilitation of any of the national refineries.

He gathered all the dollars in Nigeria and gave it to Dangote to go a float a new refinery.

Buhari is hyper-miles the worst vegetable a President can be. So poor and terrible in competence.

If we can get like 3 or 4 vibrant refineries working in Nigeria within the next 2 years, perhaps price can reduce.
This rehabilitation has been going on since 2021.
Politics › Re: Two Edo Refineries Receive Crude From Oza Oil Field by SmartyPants(m): 5:40am On Dec 22, 2023
izubext007:
Dangote go see 👁️👁️ shege.
These refineries don't produce PMS and they produce only a fraction of the quantity Dangote can produce. BUA and the national refineries will be more of a threat, but the market is so big outside Nigeria that there's really no threat at all. Everyone will have enough demand to sustain operations.
Politics › Re: Obi Expresses Shock Over Planned Demolition Of 200 Houses In Nuwalege Community by SmartyPants(m): 9:27pm On Dec 21, 2023
DamnnNiggarr:
These useless comments from people like you almost cost us Nairaland, abi una no dey tire?

what will you gain dragging another man's (Seun osewa) business to the mud?
Do you know the effort and resources he must've put in place to restore the forum back after the site was temporarily shut down?
I personally felt the effect because I was unable to access it.
Comments are not the reason why the site was shut down. Has much more to do with some cybersecurity concerns, most likely linked to phishing and other forms of unethical web behaviours.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Seeks Senate's Confirmation Of 11 Nominees As Supreme Court Judges by SmartyPants(m): 1:48pm On Dec 21, 2023
christejames:
The Judiciary that is attached to the executive? lipsrsealed




We need proper separation of power in this country. Why must the govt send names of counsels that would head the apex court, can't the judiciary do that themselves?
It is the judiciary through the National Judicial Council that compiles a list of names amd sends it to the president who then sends it to the Assembly.
Sports › Re: Super Eagles AFCON 2023 provisional squad reportedly leaked by SmartyPants(m): 11:02am On Dec 21, 2023
fx45:
I'll start from Nairaland

https://www.nairaland.com/6785945/19-year-old-crystal-palace-player

https://themaghrebtimes.com/michael-olise-confirms-his-choice-for-algeria/

https://forum.cybereagles.com/viewtopic.php?f=1&p=5922222
Are you proud of yourself? That is a pile of junk. All of them are speculating with no concrete source. Olise has not made any such decision. When he does it will be carried by reputable news outlets.
Sports › Re: Super Eagles AFCON 2023 provisional squad reportedly leaked by SmartyPants(m): 10:24am On Dec 21, 2023
fx45:
Continue waiting for Michael Olise... You will wait until you grow grey hairs. The young man has ported to Algeria.
That's okay. Just be kind enough to share your source.
Sports › Re: Super Eagles AFCON 2023 provisional squad reportedly leaked by SmartyPants(m): 10:06am On Dec 21, 2023
fx45:
Ordinary Google search can answer the question for you. Olise said he's going to play for Algeria and it's not news
Show me the article where he said so. There is nothing of any such on google search.
Sports › Re: Super Eagles AFCON 2023 provisional squad reportedly leaked by SmartyPants(m): 9:34am On Dec 21, 2023
fx45:
So you're not aware that Eberechi Eze has already been capped by England and Michael Olise has already pitched tent with Algeria his maternal home?
When did Olise pitch tent with Algeria??

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