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Health › Re: Man Discovers His Wife Of 3years Is HIV Positive (video) by SmartyPants(m): 3:53pm On Jan 03, 2023
Divaan:
He should confirm it is not an hiv PEP(prophylaxis) drug before reaching his conclusion. LTD-M is mostly given as a PEP drug
PEP from what, when married to a non-carrier?
Romance › Re: I Insulted My Girlfriend How Do I Apologise by SmartyPants(m): 3:51pm On Jan 03, 2023
Openair:
Boss, if those chats were sent today, I'd advise you don't chat or call her tonight. Send her a text tomorrow morning, something like: Good morning (her name), the way I treated you yesterday wasn't right, I was wrong and I'm sorry about it.... Call her later in the day (about 7pm there about), if she picks up the call; ask her how her day went, how she's doing and wish her a good night sleep. Keep the convo short and brief. If she doesn't pick up, send her a text, something like; Hi (her name) called but seems you busy, hope your day went well and work was less stressful. Just wanted to say hi, have a good night sleep (her name).... The next morning, send her a good morning text, when it's lunch time, send her money to buy lunch (if you have her account number), then send her a text; Hello (her name), trust work is going good. Thought about you and decided to buy you lunch, sent something to your account, please get yourself something..... Later in the day, still call if she picks up, make it short and brief, when it's weekend, you can now talk about how you fumbled.
All this hard work for what.

It's only one of two things. She loves him so much that she's able to forgive him. Or she doesn't love him enough to forgive him.

If it is A, then any sign of remorse will be accepted eventually. If it is B, nothing he does will work - even if she comes back she will never be the same girl you dated before.

So OP simply send her a heartfelt apology, then give her space. One call/text per day. If she rejects it, leave it till the next day.

But sincerely I would not advise anyone to date the OP.
Properties › Re: Japa: Canada Bans Foreigners Others From Buying Houses by SmartyPants(m): 1:05pm On Jan 02, 2023
Ilamina:
Did you know that Small Canada has more Jews than the UK

Can you imagine
Canada is bigger than the UK in every way
Crime › Re: Police Release Photo Of Officer Who Shot Dead Gafaru Buraimoh In Ajah, Lagos by SmartyPants(m): 7:30am On Jan 02, 2023
G00DHardDick:
This is exactly why Nigeria urgently needs Peter obi with immediate effect.

Tinubu and the entire APC miscreants are hell bent on destroying Nigeria, ordinary the police force they cannot reform. Obi is coming to rearrange and liberate this country
Havr some shame.

Peter Obi is on record as a friend of SARS who took so many lives in Anambra. Tinubu, for all his faults, is a champion of police reform with his introduction of the Lagos State Security Task Force that gave us the RSS that is so widely admired today.
Politics › Re: 2023: It’s Wrong To Say ‘Emi Lokan’ – Obasanjo Drags Tinubu by SmartyPants(m): 6:54pm On Jan 01, 2023
okosodo:
If we have to be true to our conscience as of today, Obi is the most qualified to be the next president. Tinubu, to me is too arrogant and boastful. I have never seen his level of pride amongst any living politician.
Really?

Can you show me how Obi is better than Kwnakwaso?
Romance › Re: Can You Marry A Lady Who Smokes Weed? by SmartyPants(m): 7:54pm On Dec 31, 2022
Yes. I like women that do it moderately
Crime › Re: Kidnapped Soldier PP Johnson Not Yet Rescued – Nigerian Army by SmartyPants(m): 6:47pm On Dec 30, 2022
Jakumo:
The picture of this military officer stripped of her clothing this way should never have been published. The trauma that her family is facing is only made worse by having to run across photographs of their daughter being horribly dehumanized in this way.

I ask respectfully of the OP who brought this distressing update to consider replacing the harrowing image shown above, with a picture of the military officer wearing her uniform in proud service of her nation.

If the captive soldier has not been released yet, there is cause for grave concern. The men caught by troops and hobbled with shots to the legs a few hours ago were described as the kidnappers of the female soldier, but then this new report that the captive has NOT actually been released or rescued, would if true cast doubt on the allegation of culpability being made against the men that were arrested and injured near the crime scene.
The report clearly states that the video of the hobbled men was an old one.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Leaves Manchester United Academy by SmartyPants(m): 5:18pm On Dec 28, 2022
mariahAngel:
Was Ronaldo moved around at the starting of his career as much as he has moved his son around?
So your point is that moving around from place to place is bad specifically for young players at the starting of their career, but okay for older ones?

Then Ronaldo is still a great example - showing his son that he was planted when he was young, and now that he is old he can move around as it suits him.

But that obviously wasn't your point.

You can admit you were wrong instead of digging deeper to nowhere.
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Leaves Manchester United Academy by SmartyPants(m): 4:58pm On Dec 28, 2022
mariahAngel:
We're talking about Ronaldo Jr, aren't we?
Shish! Do I have to spell out everything for you guys?
Maybe you need to keep up with your own train of thought?

1. You said Ronaldo is setting a bad example.

2. The bad example you are talking about is moving from place to place.

3. According to you, moving from place to place is bad because you need to be planted to bear fruit.

4. Ronaldo has borne fruit despite not being planted - according to you.

5. Ergo your princple of plantation is not applicable - by extension, Ronaldo cannot be a bad example for moving around. If he is any kind of example, he is an example of how moving around leads to fruitfilness.

Common sense innit?
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Jr. Leaves Manchester United Academy by SmartyPants(m): 4:45pm On Dec 28, 2022
mariahAngel:
As long as it's on the internet, it becomes everyone's business.
What I stated earlier is nothing but the truth, and you all know it.

When one plants a seed and keep moving it, it'll never grow to bear fruit.
For you to bear fruit (establish), you must first be deeply rooted.
So Ronaldo has not borne fruit? What are you trying to say?
Politics › Re: Bolanle Raheem: IGP Recommends Suspension Of ASP Drambi Vandi by SmartyPants(m): 4:34pm On Dec 28, 2022
Recommends to who?

Should the IGP recommend or order?
Family › Re: I Won't Collect Bride Price For My Daughters If Disvirgined Before Marriage- Man by SmartyPants(m): 10:40am On Dec 28, 2022
Mindlog:
That is if your daughters end up being interested in men.

How folks are so certain that their daughters would be interested in heterosexual marriage evokes laughter. cheesy
Why would it evoke laughter? The vast majority of women are obviously interested in men so its only logical.

And of those that like women, nearly all will still end up with a man.
Politics › Re: I’m Not Spare Tyre, I Do Not ‘Bedwet’ — NNPP Presidential Candidate, Kwankwaso by SmartyPants(m): 9:47am On Dec 28, 2022
engrpheleeks:
YOU HAVE BEEN IGNORED. YOU WILL BE A FOOL TO QUOTE ME AGAIN.
Why are you desperate for my attention??

You don't need to mention me to tell me I have been ignored you desperate clown. You're nothing and no one to me - and you'll never be anything more than that.
Politics › Re: I’m Not Spare Tyre, I Do Not ‘Bedwet’ — NNPP Presidential Candidate, Kwankwaso by SmartyPants(m): 9:35am On Dec 28, 2022
engrpheleeks:
OH, YOU DON'T SUPPORT ANY OF THE 3 CANDIDATES. YOU SHOULD BE IGNORED.
Yes, please. Ignore me asap.

Have no interest in you whatsoever.
Politics › Re: I’m Not Spare Tyre, I Do Not ‘Bedwet’ — NNPP Presidential Candidate, Kwankwaso by SmartyPants(m): 9:22am On Dec 28, 2022
engrpheleeks:
SEE HOW SHALLOW MINDED YOU ARE. WHY SHOULD OBI SUBMIT HIS DEGREE WHEN THE LEAST QUALIFICATION FOR THE POSITION HE IS VYING FOR IS SSCE, IF AT ALL WHAT YOU TYPED IS TRUE?

HE DON RUSH CALL ME FOOL, BUT NA SOMEBODY GIVE YOUR DRUGLORD UPPERCUT, ALL OF UNA TAKE COVER.
More foolish words.

undecided

I don't support any of the candidates, so I couldn't care less who gave Tinubu an uppercut. As I've advised, take your rancour somewhere else. Or keep wasting your energy if it pleases you.
Politics › Re: I’m Not Spare Tyre, I Do Not ‘Bedwet’ — NNPP Presidential Candidate, Kwankwaso by SmartyPants(m): 9:11am On Dec 28, 2022
engrpheleeks:
NA UNA STILL TALK SAY OBI NA 3RD CLASS GRADUATE. SO HE IS NO LONGER A GRADUATE? HE IS NOW THE ONE REFERRED TO AS A SECONDARY SCHOOL HOLDER?

THE DAY YOU DECIDE TO STOP TAKING WEED AND GO BACK TO SCHOOL, THAT'S THE DAY SENSE WILL LOCATE YOU.
Lol. I'm telling you what Kwankwaso said. Whether he was right or wrong is not my issue but obviously when the candidates submitted their docments Obi, submitted GCE results. So it's clear who the reference is for.

Don't waste your time fighting me, go and fight the person that said it you fool.
Politics › Re: I’m Not Spare Tyre, I Do Not ‘Bedwet’ — NNPP Presidential Candidate, Kwankwaso by SmartyPants(m): 7:56am On Dec 28, 2022
Aboguede:
We know who kwankaso is talking to grin

If u know u know
He is talking to all 3 of them:

“I am a Doctor of Philosophy holder, unlike a secondary school certificate holder or diploma certificate holder. - Shots at Obi

I do not ‘bedwet’, - Shots at Tinubu

nor am I a spare tyre,” - Shots at Atiku
Crime › Re: Bolanle Raheem: Police To Release Two Officers Who Were Found Innocent by SmartyPants(m): 12:12am On Dec 28, 2022
Opportuneke:
What is wrong with this country?

They have started media trials again, looking for an avenue to sweep this case under the carpet just like the Ataga case.

Na wa.

We must start operating a system that doesn’t permit any delay in justice if truly we want to fix this country and make it great again.
There are two key maxims of justice:

Justice delayed is justice denied, but justice rushed is justice crushed.

The law must be allowed to take its course.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Nottingham Forest (3 - 0) On 27th December 2022 by SmartyPants(m): 12:09am On Dec 28, 2022
Buddha3:
See how they queue up, shamelessly begging and jostling for giveaways, only to return here tomorrow to campaign for tired old men who'll further loot and impoverish their lives.

Some Nigerian youths should be sold as slaves to Yemen refugees!
But these look like Obedients though. They're mostly your guys.
Crime › Re: Bolanle Raheem: Police To Release Two Officers Who Were Found Innocent by SmartyPants(m): 5:01pm On Dec 27, 2022
Pierocash:
I can't read. Tell me what Happened. The officers only witnessed what happened but didn't commit the crime. So who did?
Shame on you.

3 officers were arrested.

2 as witnesses, now released. The shooter remains in custody.
Crime › Re: Bolanle Raheem: Police To Release Two Officers Who Were Found Innocent by SmartyPants(m): 4:46pm On Dec 27, 2022
Pierocash:
So what happened?

They want to twist the narrative. So who shot the woman?
Cant you read??
Politics › Re: 2023 Election: Atiku Challenges Tinubu To Debate by SmartyPants(m): 8:57am On Dec 27, 2022
Wainey:
Isnt it suprising how Buhari reduced the middle class, you think such a feat is impossible?


In Nigeria, we have those that earn 500k to 30k everywhere, the middle class who are suppose to earn 1m to 5m are the people that are being targetted by armed rubbers, kidnappers, ritualists etc, we have completely destroyed them while the upper class take jumbo salaries and have personal policemen guarding them, the same policemen that were suppose to guard the masses are now in private houses doing gatemen.

All u have to do is sell off everything the masses have and give it to the rich, and watch as the poor and average people are left with nothing while the affluent greedily takes everything creating a huge gap between them and the others middle class until there is no middle class again.
What are you talking about?

Share the stats: How large is Nigeria's middle class today? By how much has it shrunk year on year relative to economic trends such as growth or shrinkage?

In fact, first of all, what do you understand by middle class? And what do you understand by privatisation (which is the best practice as obtainable globally by the way)??

You sound like you need a rudimentary education in economics. Unfortunately, this is not the place to get one.

But let me leave you with this: You can only have a 2-class society in a communist state. Those two classes are the government and the masses. In a capitalist economy, you cannot have a super wealthy and super poor class, because wealthy capitalists require a comfortable middle class to make their money.

That is to say, for example, if there is no one who is comfortable enough to buy a car, or a Mikano generator--to use terms you may be more receptive to, the wealthy car maker or importer of Mikano generators will not make an income.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Does It Mean To Be A Teacher In The Uk? by SmartyPants(m): 8:37am On Dec 27, 2022
Jokerman:
Lol...

Is this to scare the potential teaching applicants?
Why look at it that way?

Someone is giving you information so that you know what you're getting into. If you are happy to proceed, that's on you. If you are scared, that's on you.

But you should know that there is a reason why the UK is short of homegrown teachers.
Politics › Re: 2023 Election: Atiku Challenges Tinubu To Debate by SmartyPants(m): 8:20am On Dec 27, 2022
Wainey:
Obi is a religious bigot who want to use religion as a weapon to be president, he will go to cele, cherubim, shiloh etc advising christians to take over their country, He is nothing but the christian version of Buhari

Tinubu is full of secrets, like everything about him has a question mark, his past, his present, his cert, even his age which he claims to be 70, but people feels he is older, yet he speaks words that only 4months old baby will speak (balabluu)

Atiku is just going to use our money to enrish only his friends, though middle class in Nigeria is almost endangered but he will successfully eradicate the middle class and leave us with poor and extremely wealthy. All our national assets will be sold to thieves, after selling everything, he will leave us with nothing and run to dubai for us to deal with the aftermath

Thats why u see alot of undecided people in ANAP poll.
How will he achieve such a mighty feat? Break it down
Travel › Re: What Exactly Does One Enjoy In Nigeria As A Rich Person? by SmartyPants(m): 11:50am On Dec 26, 2022
tensazangetsu20:
You mean If I was living in France and I was extremely obesed but I was very rich I would have ladies all rolling out the red carpet for me like in Nigeria. Come on na
Yes. I'm telling you for a fact... every day fat, bald wrinkled old politicians, bankers, hedge fund guys, partners in law firms, managenent consultancies, are getting laid with zero game.

Western women will do hookups just as readily as our ladies. The only difference is that they collect way more.
Travel › Re: What Exactly Does One Enjoy In Nigeria As A Rich Person? by SmartyPants(m): 11:44am On Dec 26, 2022
tensazangetsu20:
Probably women. You can get your penis sucked in Nigeria even if you are very ugly for some suya and ice cream but you would need serious game and nice looks and six packs to pull it off in a western country even with money. I dont see anything else aside that.
Cap. Money will get you women everywhere.
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Basketmouth Announces End Of Marriage To His Wife, Elsie by SmartyPants(m): 1:43pm On Dec 22, 2022
Celebrity marriages are the easiest to crumble.

Usually the guy is getting too much female attention, and the woman knows she will be financially settled if she leaves.

Not much incentive to work things out from either side.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Mocks Peter Obi And Supporters For Copying Tinubu's Leadership Style by SmartyPants(m): 6:58pm On Dec 21, 2022
Tony4000:
I really admire this man’s sincerity of heart, he said “this one pass me”
Great quality of a good leader… honesty!!!!
He is not ready. Amother good quality of a leader is preparedness. If a member of the audience can catch you unawares it's a bad sign.

I'm sure that question was nothing technical. This is after also not knowing anything about climate change.

Unprepared.

And he'll later say he doesn't want to tell his plans for security.

I genuinely think he doesn't have any.
Crime › Re: Kenyan Man Stones Wife To Death by SmartyPants(m): 10:32am On Dec 21, 2022
Odogwujayy:
Robinson Wanyama! Any relation to Victor Wanyama of former Spurs and Southampton player?
Can you hear yourself?
Politics › Re: Bullion Van Politicians Are After CBN - Atiku/Okowa Campaign by SmartyPants(m): 10:15am On Dec 21, 2022
I strongly believe Atiku is behind the recent attack on Emefiele.

He should not pretend as though he is not also a bullion politician.
Politics › Re: 2023: Atiku, Peter Obi, Kwankwaso Have No Integrity – Tinubu by SmartyPants(m): 9:35am On Dec 21, 2022
Tenses:
Let tinubu show me one instance that Peter Obi insulted any presidential candidate. Peter Obi don't even mention their names. He is focus on reclaiming power from the old fraudsters.


Tinubu shouldn't be in the same sentence with integrity.
Peter Obi obviously is a criminal. He had hundreds of millions held in pandora accounts in his daughter's name. The same daughter he says is a school teacher in a Lagos public school.
Business › Re: Tax Clearance Certificate Required For Foreign Exchange Transactions In Banks by SmartyPants(m): 6:07pm On Dec 20, 2022
airsaylongcome:
They would have a local HR business on contract to handle that. Don’t want to go into the details of it but it does happen. Especially if they have more than a handful of local employees
Oh okay...well, interesting

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