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Health › Re: How Do I Prevent HIV After Exposure? Please Help by SmartyPants(m): 4:54pm On Jul 17, 2025
Uchenna10:
A friend of mind that studied biology in school was telling me that my prep and pep don't work,that it's a scam.
Well, all sorts of people believe all sorts of things but note: studying biology doesn't qualify him to make such statements. The way medicine works in the body falls into the field of knowledge, primarily, of pharmacists, biochemists, and medical doctors. He is not qualified to tell you anything.

That said, the best protection is good behaviour and proper use of condoms in you must knack outside.
Celebrities › Re: Scott Iguma Has Been Arrested By Police For "Dafaming" PWAN Group by SmartyPants(m): 10:48am On Jul 17, 2025
SadiqBabaSani:
This defamation thing is gonna be taken to a whole new level with the use of this new Cyber Crime Act
There's no new Cyber Crime Act. It's the same old one with some amendments. And generally the amendments have the effect of softening the Act.
Politics › Re: Inflation Has Droped For The Third Consecutive Month In 2025 by SmartyPants(m): 9:47am On Jul 17, 2025
Kingpele:
Big lamba ,just today the company that supply me goods told me that the new order that was prepared for me last week will no longer be supplied as agreed, that I had to add 1k each for the each can
You need to understand what was said in that post up there: prices are still increasing but they are slowing down. That is, if last month the price of an item increased by 10 naira, this moth, it may have increased again but by 5 naira this time.
Sports › Re: Not Messi Or Ronaldo: Trump Names His Greatest Footballer Of All Time by SmartyPants(m): 9:24am On Jul 17, 2025
Wainey:
George best was the only one in time of Pele.
Cryuff came at the end of peles reign
All of those players I mentioned played at some point or the other at the same time as Pele.
Sports › Re: Not Messi Or Ronaldo: Trump Names His Greatest Footballer Of All Time by SmartyPants(m): 7:32am On Jul 17, 2025
richmond500:
I watched videos of Pele, Pele was great but I'll still choose Messi and ronaldo.
Pele didn't have many strong rival like M10 or Cr7 in his days, also football rules weren't this hard and skills weren't this refined during Pele time.

The duo dominated when Benzema, scholes, De bryne, Xavi, Pique, Ramos etc were on the pitch with crazy passes and crazy tackles.
When it comes to dribble, there is no one that existed on this planet that does it better than Ankara messi
See talk. Do you know George Best? Do you know Euseubio?? What of Beckenbaeur? What of Johan Cryuff?? You should be caned for this thing you just said.
Education › Re: What Profession Was Once Highly Respected, But Now A Complete Joke? (Image) by SmartyPants(m): 12:38am On Jul 16, 2025
Every three to four market days you people will come back with this stale question.

Hello! There is no profession that is a joke. There may be many jokers but no profession is a joke!


Let's grow up on this site!!
Education › Re: Oluwabusayo Ifonlaja Graduates With 5.0gp Results In Law by SmartyPants(m): 12:53pm On Jul 15, 2025
DeepSight:
Wide open, true. But success as he goes along his career will be determined more by his personality and not the ability to read books and replicate perfect answers to questions.
Absolutely.
Education › Re: Oluwabusayo Ifonlaja Graduates With 5.0gp Results In Law by SmartyPants(m): 12:05pm On Jul 15, 2025
free2ryhme:
You will be shocked that opposite is the case

Do you own a coy for him to resume tomorrow
Sucre6:
The day he was called to bar, he had more than 10 offers from prestigious companies and law firms, salary in 6 zeros, your prayer should be let him make the right choice is takin any of these offers
This is my field, I'm not speculating. Unless he can't speak well or he has some fundamental personality flaw, the doors of the legal world are wide open to him.
Education › Re: Oluwabusayo Ifonlaja Graduates With 5.0gp Results In Law by SmartyPants(m): 11:56am On Jul 15, 2025
SeeWahala:
I pray he find befitting work. The current 4.5 and above still dey take 'charge and bail' dey see front undecided
With those grades he'll be resuming tomorrow with the firm of his choice.
Education › Re: Auchi Poly: Students Threaten To Stage Protest Against Obi by SmartyPants(m): 8:39am On Jul 15, 2025
agentNija:
This ones if you search their pockets you will see corns.
If Obi does not go around the place talking carelessly, would they have had anything to squeeze his neck with? Check Obi's pockets very well too, you will probably find corn there as well.


And note: there is nothing like corns. I'm very sure your device must have corrected you.
Phones › Re: Lagos Phone Engineers & Their Hilarious Habits – Why You’ll Never Get Your Phon by SmartyPants(m):
I used two different ones when I was in Lagos and both did a reasonable job. You people exaggerate too much.
Politics › Re: Dangote Files Paperwork To Build Nigeria’s Biggest Seaport In Ogun, LNG Terminal by SmartyPants(m): 1:05pm On Jul 14, 2025
Omoapena:
I could remember some years back where all the governors were seeking for seaport approval in the eastern part, why was it not approved and why move all the seaports to Western part of the country.

Mind you, I'm from South west, I just find this inconsiderate...
1. Share the link to the story where all the governors where seeking for seaport approval let's start from there.

2. Nobody moved all the ports to the western part of the country. Dangote is a private investor that can move his project anywhere he wants. Do I need to explain this to you??

Furthermore, there is a port in Onne, Rivers State; a port in Calabar, Cross Rivers State, A port in construction in Akwa Ibom; so where did you get the idea that all the ports are in the south west?

3. It doesn't matter where you claim to be from. Facts are facts.

Are you serious at all?
Politics › Re: Dangote Files Paperwork To Build Nigeria’s Biggest Seaport In Ogun, LNG Terminal by SmartyPants(m): 12:29pm On Jul 14, 2025
Omoapena:
Ogun to have seaport, we need seaport approval in eastern part pls
Has anyone applied? Though we are tired of explaining to you that you have no coastline and therefore cannot have anything called a seaport. If you were rational you would ask for a rail line to cut across all eastern states and connect with other regions since the east is highly industrialized, but no...you eyes must be on what others have.

Sorry!
Career › Re: Why Graduates Are Leaving Lagos For Smaller Cities by SmartyPants(m): 8:47am On Jul 14, 2025
nothingspoil70:
I wish it was true, this congestion is too much lagos needs to breath. I hope the people coming with polythene bags in their hands day and night and those loaded with malu in lorries will stop so that sanity will return to this beautiful city
People who complain about rent prices need to understand that this is the market cleansing itself. When those who have no business in Lagos find it too expensive to live there, they will leave.
Business › Re: 2 Nigerians Make Forbes' 2025 List Of America’s Richest Immigrants by SmartyPants(m): 8:16am On Jul 14, 2025
galantjoe:
Igbo is cunning, their wealth is not exposed, they don't show or front their wealth. There are many Igbos that have many more than these guys.
You just made a very illogical statement... If they don't show their wealth then how on earth can you claim to know that there are many billionaires... How have you verified the billions? You are among educated people here. Sit up!
Politics › Re: Ohaneze: Igbos Deserve To Hold Political Offices In Lagos by SmartyPants(m): 5:59pm On Jul 13, 2025
Irony1:
Oga there is no hallucination, your postulations have been invalidated. Go and rest.
I won't mind you for now. Whatever you took is still in your system. Rest for 3 to 4 hours first.
Politics › Re: Ohaneze: Igbos Deserve To Hold Political Offices In Lagos by SmartyPants(m): 5:46pm On Jul 13, 2025
Irony1:
.oga you are the one who is trying to be smart and evasive. I just showed you that even in Kano other tribes contest for elective positions, so your postulation is already DOA.
Lol. Oga I made no postulation about other tribes being able contest in Kano. You may be hallucinating...that said, feel free!
Politics › Re: Ohaneze: Igbos Deserve To Hold Political Offices In Lagos by SmartyPants(m): 3:06pm On Jul 13, 2025
Irony1:
Igbos and yorubas contest steadily for councilor position in Sabon Gari Kano. Try and travel more so that you stop assumptions.
Lmao. Well, let me begin by saying congrats to you if travelling to Kano is your own flex. You have tried.

Meanwhile, we are not talking about people contesting - we are talking about people actually holding these offices. Numerous foreigners contest for various positions in Lagos, even up to the state house of assembly, and quite a few win regularly.

Try and understand the topic, then organize your thoughts in a reasonable manner so I can find a way to engage you.
Literature › Re: Happy 91st Birthday To Wole Soyinka by SmartyPants(m): 10:27am On Jul 13, 2025
razzydoo:
I admire your wordplay. cheesy smiley
I see a narcissistic streak in that Fella.
cheesy Don't mind him.
Literature › Re: Happy 91st Birthday To Wole Soyinka by SmartyPants(m): 8:33am On Jul 13, 2025
Karlman:
He was a man I revered until Tinubu revealed an inner Soyinka who could no more stand on same ground he had stood in his younger days!

While I wish him graceful ageing, he no longer belonged where I had placed him.

Politics and politicians can destroy many a mighty men, save a few who cannot be bought over no matter the stake.
You talk with the conviction of one who sincerely believes his opinion matters...do you really think so? Do you think unplacing the prof from your imaginary pedestal depedestals him in any real sense?
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Politics › Re: Ohaneze: Igbos Deserve To Hold Political Offices In Lagos by SmartyPants(m): 7:30am On Jul 13, 2025
Now it is marginalization that you can't hold political office in another man's land?

Is there any other tribe holding political offices in Lagos?

And what about Kano where the Igbos have also invested heavily? Won't they like to hold political offices there too? Or it's only Lagos?

What is it that our friends across the Niger really want??
Crime › Re: Indian Tennis Star Radhika Yadav Shot Dead By Her Father Over Instagram Reels by SmartyPants(m): 11:37am On Jul 12, 2025
Clairvoyancy:
Jealousy/Hatred



These above is what ruined this man... So sad... May her soul rest in peace
Fixed. The beast was jealous of his own daughter and the attention she was getting from other men.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Kicked Out of Europa League, Replaced With Nottingham Forest by SmartyPants(m): 7:41am On Jul 12, 2025
dominique:
Ouch!
So Nottingham Forest reported them to UEFA so they can take their Europa league slot. It's giving jealous stepsister vibes. I feel bad for palace, they worked hard for that slot and may not get another in years
Nigerians have this odd tendency to sympathise with hard-working rule breakers. Cute nonsense.
Family › Re: How To Know That Your Parents Failed Or Never Loved You From Day 1 by SmartyPants(m): 9:22pm On Jul 11, 2025
Ayomide11111:
My childhood experiences were tough and wicked with my parents. Despite my calmness and meekness my "dad" did says I'm a mistake. cry He did says he doubts his paternity over me cry ... I'm still inside the trauma currently in my 30s cry ... I fled from home after I came home from school (polytechnic program) and just to heard him vowed for himself that when I'm done with my polytechnic program he's gonna show me shéégé. cry ..... I looked up and down and I asked myself if I have been a wayward or disobedient child to this man in a life before this.... cry I didn't see love. I envy children who talk about their parents with a good and loving energy cry cry
So sorry to hear that. You probably trigger a certain unhealed part of him by reminding him of someone who hurt him or a part of himself he hates.
Crime › Re: Man Cut Off His Penis, Stabbed Girlfriend Over Cheating Allegation In Onitsha by SmartyPants(m): 8:43pm On Jul 11, 2025
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Who was the witness who testified that it was the guy who cut off his own preek? undecided

That so called GF should be held and made to confess why she cut the guy's diick off undecided

Some people just wanna hide the truth behind this whole story angry
The man is still alive and you are asking such questions??
Travel › Re: 6 Things That Will Shock You As A First Timer In Lagos by SmartyPants(m): 6:16pm On Jul 11, 2025
Yorubastardz:
Worst mistake you can ever make as a first timer in Lagos is
Asking people on the road for direction to a Street address.

Naso I ask one security guy if he sabi Adelabu close. He direct me to go under one bridge.
I reach the bridge na junction I see.

I ask one mama wey dey roast corn.
She point me back to the direction I just come from.
Say that place na Adelabu close.

I trekk back to the security man he say sorry
Come direct me to a straight road
I reach there see 2 men for bench.
I greet and ask them Adelabu close . Them say them never hear that name before.

I just waste over 1 hour still no see the area.
Turns out later that Security man boutique was the Adelabu close gan gan😡😡
What if he suspected you so he needed to send you far away? grin

Fink abourrrit.
Politics › Re: EFCC: We’ve Uncovered Mind-boggling Corruption In Oil And Gas Sector by SmartyPants(m): 1:54pm On Jul 11, 2025
BeginsAtHome:
More than the scopehuh

Then why dabble in if you know you don't have the powers to proceedhuh

You that swallows every propaganda in the name of "listening" should continue.

I refuse to submit my head for the breaking of coconut.
You don't have to submit your head for anything to simply listen, think like a rational adult, then feel free to disagree if you insist. But it makes no sense to disagree with something you've not understood then call it propaganda in a bid to subdue the part of your brain that still clings to good sense, while pacifying the part that insists on throwing a trantrum.

That, is called having coconut head and it deserves to be broken. I will happily submit mine for the breaking of that coconut!

You're welcome!
Politics › Re: EFCC: We’ve Uncovered Mind-boggling Corruption In Oil And Gas Sector by SmartyPants(m): 12:31pm On Jul 11, 2025
BeginsAtHome:
He should stop explaining. There's a law that sets up the EFCC and gave it specific roles and powers.

The y Should act within that power or is it only to break into people's homes at the dead of the night looking for yahoo boys (who are actually a menace to society) that they know how to dohuh

They should also break into politicians homes and parade them with the EFCC' board like they do to the others (Yahoo Boys)

They cannot choose when to go rogue and complain about their hands being tied when it comes to arresting corrupt politicians that drive many young people into fraud (Yahoo)

Stop making it look like their hands are tied.

Use your head and read between the lines.

EFCC will not come out and tell you they are corrupt.

All bark no bite!!!
Common sense should tell you that the matter he is explaining is beyond the scope of those laws, hence the explanation. It is a terrible habit to talk more than you listen.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Sends Shettima To London To Visit Ailing Buhari In Hospital by SmartyPants(m): 12:17pm On Jul 11, 2025
zinaunreal:
Imagine someone who wan claim I too know end up with user name like smarty pants 😆😆😆
Funny enough this funny fellow does not know "I too know" is exactly what it means to be a "smarty pants". That's why Seun needs to remove this type of person from Nairaland or pata pata create another Nairaland where this kind of person can be with other people that they can relate with easily. Let smart people breathe nau. Seun! Help!
Politics › Re: Tinubu Sends Shettima To London To Visit Ailing Buhari In Hospital by SmartyPants(m): 8:15am On Jul 11, 2025
zinaunreal:
Pass it to your family members too and also the villagers that did you strong thing
I said don't bother! The message is for Seun, not you. We're good my bro.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Sends Shettima To London To Visit Ailing Buhari In Hospital by SmartyPants(m): 8:12am On Jul 11, 2025
zinaunreal:
😆😆 low thinker. That's why most of you are left to pick from the crumbs of genius.
Oh don't bother. Just passing a message to Seun. Have a good day!
Politics › Re: Tinubu Sends Shettima To London To Visit Ailing Buhari In Hospital by SmartyPants(m): 8:12am On Jul 11, 2025
zinaunreal:
😆😆 low thinker. That's why most of you are left to pick from the crumbs of genius.
Oh don't bother. Just passing a message to Seun. Have. Good day!

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