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Education › Re: Kwara Public School Student, Olukayode, 15, Scores 362 In UTME by SmartyPants(m): 1:10pm On May 03, 2024 |
GanagiBitrus: So going by FG's minimum of 18years for Tertiary Admission, the young lad will wait at home for next 3years. That's nonsense. Where is he rushing to? The Nigerian university environment is not a good place for babies. He can use this time to gain digital skills. |
Career › Re: Lady Earning N360K Sacked For Not Meeting Monthly Target Of N300M by SmartyPants(m): 12:59pm On May 03, 2024 |
Sabadon:

just imagine the greed, bring in 300million monthly, collect 360k. just as someone said its modern day slavery.
if I have such connection to bring in 300million monthly why not altogether open my own enterprise to manage the funds This needs proper context...the 300m is not revenue. Its just customers' funds of which the bank wont make a profit higher than around 20% per annum |
Career › Re: Why Abia Policeman Dropped His Rifle, Walked Away From His Job - PIDOMNIGERIA by SmartyPants(m): 2:42pm On May 02, 2024 |
Stanleymaster1: There is a reason for every thing, may be he is not in support of the corrupt nation of the police . The reason was repeated at least three times. Try to read please. |
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Replies Umahi: Your Claims Of Inciting Igbos Against FG Baseless by SmartyPants(m): 12:27pm On May 02, 2024 |
onuman: To quicken transfer of wealth of natural resources in the SS region to the SW region via Lagos; that's what the coastal road is being rushed at a cut throat price for. More than 70% of the population of Nigeria is against the malicious project. Guess its prospects for success. Are you sure it's not 71.11111%?  |
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Replies Umahi: Your Claims Of Inciting Igbos Against FG Baseless by SmartyPants(m): 12:26pm On May 02, 2024 |
Obi said he would not reduce himself to the level of those who wallow in ethnic politics. But sir you could do religious politics? When you painted Ngige as Yoruba candidate that was which kind of politics? Lol abeg we should vote this guy in 2031 let him rest. |
Politics › Re: Charly Boy Slams Reno Omokri by SmartyPants(m): 11:13am On May 02, 2024 |
 It's Interesting that in all the old homosexual said, he never once claimed Reno was lying. |
Politics › Re: Bolaji Ariyo’s Mamichula Beach Lost Virtually Everything For Coastal Highway by SmartyPants(m): 10:27am On May 02, 2024 |
DMerciful: If you beat two children and one decided to scream and the other decides to be silent, does it mean they were not beaten? If you beat two children from two different families and one family claims it is because you don't like their face, does it make sense? Bear in mind that the two children were beaten for the good of the entire village. |
Celebrities › Re: Naira Abuse: EFCC, Cubana Chief Priest To Settle Out Of Court by SmartyPants(m): 10:08am On May 02, 2024 |
Slytiger: That was how brobissky lawyer sent him to jail for nothing. There was no path out of jail for Bobrisky. They would have told him and his lawyer that if he didn't plead guilty he would get the maximum sentence. He was initially also charged with money-laundering which the Court struck off - it was an arrangement. |
Celebrities › Re: Naira Abuse: EFCC, Cubana Chief Priest To Settle Out Of Court by SmartyPants(m): 10:07am On May 02, 2024 |
nams77: Is this a criminal case? Just wanna know Yes. EFCC is prosecuting them - once jail is involved then know that it is a criminal matter. |
Politics › Re: Our Administration Will Implement The New Minimum Approved By FG - Sanwo-Olu by SmartyPants(m): 9:50am On May 02, 2024 |
hellunfats: Workers don't want that 15% increase, these people in government they have deaf ears.. who and who did they agree 15% increase before announcing? Which 15% increase is that?  |
Celebrities › Re: Naira Abuse: EFCC, Cubana Chief Priest To Settle Out Of Court by SmartyPants(m): 9:48am On May 02, 2024 |
immortalcrown: I earlier insinuated that the arrest was a smokescreen. Obviously it was a smokescreen. Bobrisky was the target all along and it is illegal to settle any criminal matter out of Court. |
Politics › Re: He Will Need An Interpreter As Gov – Shaibu Shades PDP Candidate, Asue Ighodalo by SmartyPants(m): 9:19am On May 02, 2024 |
What sort of divisive politics is this? So an Edo man with something to contribute cannot do so because he was born outside the State? |
Politics › Re: Much Ado About Lagos: Once All Seaport Become Viable, It's Otilo To Lasgidy! by SmartyPants(m): 6:57am On May 02, 2024 |
BigkokoRep: Clever by half..... You wey never go near Abonema wharf before dey open your mouth say Port Harcourt Port is working! Them curse una with lies and propaganda? Abi na Warri wey I give shops you say Port dey work? Oga tell everyone the obvious reasons! The usual antics of political hanger-ons!
Extortion you say? Tufiakwaaaa!!!! Is there anywhere extortion is not done in Nigeria? From roads metted out to innocent international travelers, down to airports? What about the one at TINCAN? Abeg shift make we see road focus!
Before the usual lies and self deceit is go through the National Assembly to get your own country . Now, we don Sabi una finish! Obviously you must go through the National Assembly via your governors and State Houses to get secession. If you think that is "lies and deceit" you are simply not an intelligent person. As for the rest,the head of the Nigerian Ports Authority has said all the ports are working. Who are you to say otherwise without evidence? Keep clowning online - do you think you are achieving something here? Then continue! |
Politics › Re: Much Ado About Lagos: Once All Seaport Become Viable, It's Otilo To Lasgidy! by SmartyPants(m): 6:00am On May 02, 2024 |
BigkokoRep: Sorry to disappoint you with facts dear! Go for low hanging fruits, not sending our people on a wide goose chase! When the time comes, every would agreed that it best to go separate ways, and when that time is when you start Development kwo?
We need functional Sea Ports other than Lagos. With this, any sensible leader in Abia, Ebonyi, Anambra and Imo can facilitate a River Port that goes through any of the tributaries that like Igbo land to the Atlantic ocean! Which wild goose chase could be wilder than the one you are on now? All four ports are in a functional state. They have simply fallen into disuse because merchants and shipping companies don't use them for certain obvious reasons. it is also quite remarkable that the citizens of the States you mentioned don't see the need to clamour for the ports to work - in fact some of them like in Warri and Port Harcourt are the major reason why those ports don't work due to their extortive behaviours. So, you see, you are just ranting online for something that cannot happen. Ironically, that is biggest wild goose chase of all. But I've noticed a recent uptick in the number of threads wishing Lagos harm so clearly you are only playing a script here. Seems this is the new direction you've been instructed to take in the new phase of war against Nigeria? It's not working o. But keep trying. |
Politics › Re: Much Ado About Lagos: Once All Seaport Become Viable, It's Otilo To Lasgidy! by SmartyPants(m): 5:46am On May 02, 2024 |
BigkokoRep: Do you have problems comprehending simple English, written with a touch of humanity?
There are four Large Ports in Nigeria: Lagos. Port Harcourt. Warri. Calabar. All four were working prior to now, until the backstabbers engineered a systematic ruin of them.
Have been to all four. I'm sure you have not!
Only one is working.. Lagos, that one is making price of goods expensive due to the fact that everyone from Nigeria would flock down there. The foolishness in Making only Lagos port viable is taking a toll in the life of people in Lagos as the roads get damage to continuous haulage. Traffic situations get worsen as Lagos sleep in buses. Federal roads get damage due to cross country movement of containers.
This unnecessary, totally foolish & irresponsible policies no dey tire una?
Won't you be happy having all four Ports working?
Let me tell you.....the moment two of the above ports works, 80% of Igbo dominated markets will close, so that Iyalojas and urchins can take over their lands.. Those markets would be built in Ala Igbo which happily enough is closer to any of the other mentioned Ports than accursed Lagos!
Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can bet the last hair on my hairy ass that that would be the last of such markets. It will be like Zimbabwe farms when the white farmers all left!
Clamouring for a new country is off limits for unity beggars at the moment! I think it's best to allow the 1940 - 1970s generation to all die off, as most of those c/°wns are still fixated on backwardness so they can maintain the Nigerian Big Man title. As for the 1980 till dates, they're babies and will fall in line cos na our mates. We go rugged am when the time come! Let all institutions work. Let all facility work. Holding down other Ports while only small, slummish Lagos work is demonically orchestrated! I cannot debate policy directives with someone whose mind is constricted around the asinine idea of building entire seaports solely for the sake of some ethnic agenda or, alternatively, out of some hideous desire to see a great city like Lagos crash. After you leave Lagos for Calabar or Warri or Port Harcourt, it is inevitable that in no time at all, you will desire to see those great cities crash too, out of the same ethnic agenda. My advice to you, therefore, is to clamour for your own country as much as possible so that you can build 10 seaports and finally rest. |
Politics › Re: Much Ado About Lagos: Once All Seaport Become Viable, It's Otilo To Lasgidy! by SmartyPants(m): 5:11am On May 02, 2024 |
It is only in Nigeria, a country smaller than the State of Texas that you see some citizens clamouring for a seaport in every State just to rub ethnic shoulders. You can't drag the entire country back out of such primitive sentiments.
You don't need new ports. You need a new country...clamour for that instead. |
Celebrities › Re: ‘Mohbad’s Wife Secretly Undergoes 2 DNA Tests, Result Might Shock Everyone'- SDK by SmartyPants(m): 3:40am On May 02, 2024*. Modified: 5:13am On May 02, 2024 |
BigYash: She dey shout harder harder.. Dey drink people sperm like juice.. Anal wen u no dey do her,another guy man dey scatter her anus.. And na you still dey pay bills.. inside the money you give her,she go still give those boys.. Some boys dey Zuor sha. The mumu go dey shout say my babe can’t cheat on me.. I love her so much.. dey there dey personalize community property.. Absolutely. A girl once laughed and told me her bf can swear she is faithful. Shr was sitting on my bed. |
Politics › Re: Laila Johnson-Salami Rattles David Umahi. "I Need An Interpreter!" by SmartyPants(m): 5:37pm On May 01, 2024 |
helinues: Hahahaha, seh it no good make we also dey sound like Obidients sometimes ni
Hahahaha, una even dey irritated with una own attitude.
Jeez
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Politics › Re: Landmark: Peter Obi Is inciting S/Easterners Against Tinubu - Umahi (vid, Pix) by SmartyPants(m): 5:04pm On May 01, 2024 |
Forumites: so what’s the fuss about Obi. Is he the FG press secretary? Are you not sensing anything personal from Umahi? Umahi is the minister of works who is being subtly and directly accused of persecuting Igbos - baselessly. Will you not take it personally if your tribesman played such a dirty game on you? Obi and his crowd know what they're doing. Just as he used backhanded tactics against Ngige, the idea is to weaken Umahi's profile as a possible future threat to Obi's presidential ambition, by making sure Igbos see him as a traitor. |
Politics › Re: Landmark: Peter Obi Is inciting S/Easterners Against Tinubu - Umahi (vid, Pix) by SmartyPants(m): 4:53pm On May 01, 2024 |
Forumites: Just like others that believed staying at the corridors of power makes you powerful. His turn is coming. He is politicizing the whole thing. Is it only Obi that said such thing. Atiku said it first before Obi. Go and verify. So you sincerely believe it is Umahi who took it to a political angle first?? You want to tell me that the fg did not equally respond to Atiku too, or you have selective observation?? |
Politics › Re: Landmark: Peter Obi Is inciting S/Easterners Against Tinubu - Umahi (vid, Pix) by SmartyPants(m): 4:44pm On May 01, 2024 |
Forumites: guy Umahi is twerking. Pick out the exact thing he said wrong. |
Politics › Re: Landmark: Peter Obi Is inciting S/Easterners Against Tinubu - Umahi (vid, Pix) by SmartyPants(m): 4:32pm On May 01, 2024 |
BarrNosaEsq: Mr Umahi, I want to remind you and Wike that Rochas twerked more than you, Amaechi twerked more than you, Orji Uzo Kalu twerked more than you, where are they today? How did they all end up? Those who are bad students of history are bound to repeat it. I rest my case! You call being sincere about National development twerking out of a wicked parochial heart. Obviously you can't even pick out the exact thing he said that you don't agree with but because it is against the prevailing agenda, he is twerking. Shame on you. |
Politics › Re: FG To Pay N2.75bn Compensation For Coastal Highway Demolitions Today by SmartyPants(m): 2:24pm On May 01, 2024 |
Curious345: Landmark alone is entitled to over N350b
. $200m x ₦1,288= ₦257. 6b
Then add 37% of ₦257.6b to compensate for interest on loans obtained..
~~~₦257.6 + ₦95.312b = ₦352.912b is what tinubu should pay landmark ltd Only a tiny part of Landmark was demolished. Don't you read?? |
Politics › Re: Joe Ajaero: FG’s 35% Pay Rise Mischievous — Living Wage Should Be N615k by SmartyPants(m): 1:40pm On May 01, 2024 |
Hoelujohn: The government can pay 200k by downsizing by about 30% of it's bloated workforce Robbing Peter to pay Paul? Its obvious the FG canot do that because letting staff go means heavy severance payments...defeating the purpose. Sheuns: How do you expect SMEs to pay their staff a minimum of 615k because minimum wage cuts across workers in the country. Organisations with less than 50 staff are exempt |
Politics › Re: "Invest In Lagos At Your Own Peril" - Maryanne Moghalu by SmartyPants(m): 12:37pm On May 01, 2024 |
I don't even get the hullabaloo...affected property owners will be compensated. So what is the risk to investing in Lagos that is so unusual to any part of the country? If you're getting compensated at market value as the law provides, have you lost anything? |
Politics › Re: "Invest In Lagos At Your Own Peril" - Maryanne Moghalu by SmartyPants(m): 12:34pm On May 01, 2024 |
BigkokoRep: Them no go hear, but their investment go hear am! If you have properties or sellable investment in Lagos, kindly walk up to a bank, take a short term loan, equivalent or 80% of the investment worth, using your property as collateral. Kindly default and allow the bank take the property!
Divest from Lagos. Locate any town or village with access to sea outlet and buy properties. One day, infrastructures go reach there and the Lagos property market will go bust! See your criminal mind?  So within your heart you think it is fine to deliberately scheme to saddle a bank with a dead asset while you make off with investor's funds? You are sick. |
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Is Threatened By The Rising Profile Of Dave Umahi by SmartyPants(m): 12:15pm On May 01, 2024 |
Jlow2: it was how fault because he meant well for Nigerians, fuel at 87, dollar at 218, diesel at 150, rice at 7500, agbado and his Fulani master promised better just to chase him out, but today fuel is 1000, diesel 1200, rice 70k, dollar 1400, intentionally kept Nigerian in perpetual poverty, it shall never be well with apc land their demonic policies . Jonathan was equally a failure because when you compare those prices with Obasanjo's time you can see that he was clueless. But I will give him better marks than Buhari of course, when it comes to handling the economy. But it is laughable to claim that Jonathan cared for or about Nigerians when he allowed boko haram to grow and devastate entire states with his lackadaisical attitude. It is on record that he only brought in South African mercenaries who pushed the terrorists back into Sambisa just there months before the elections in 2015. Is that a man who cared for Nigerians or for his own ambition? A reckless looter who diverted $1 billion USD meant to buy arms for soldiers who were dying in droves on the battlefield - (when naira was still close to being naira), into his campaign funds. If I dey near you I for give you a dirty slap sir. |
Business › Re: Naira Rebounds, Gains N28.15 Against Dollar by SmartyPants(m): 11:14am On May 01, 2024 |
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Business › Re: Naira Rebounds, Gains N28.15 Against Dollar by SmartyPants(m): 11:04am On May 01, 2024 |
Dottore: So we should pop champaign over the most volatile currency appreciating about 0.03 US cents. Pathetic Did anyone ask you to celebrate? Although you are very quick to mourn unprompted!  |
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Is Threatened By The Rising Profile Of Dave Umahi by SmartyPants(m): 10:56am On May 01, 2024 |
Jlow2: was gej not unseated, from which zone did agbado get his highest votes That was GEJ's fault. He is the only one in the history of the fourth Republic not to see out two terms while being alive and healthy. |
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Is Threatened By The Rising Profile Of Dave Umahi by SmartyPants(m): 10:12am On May 01, 2024 |
Jlow2: so what makes you think he will win 2027? Where did I say I think he will win? And why 2027 when you know its practically impossible to unseat an incumbent, much less his own boss? |