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Celebrities / Re: No Family Worth Its Salt Will Accept Vee – BBN Star Venita by SmellingAnus(m): 3:57pm On Oct 13, 2020
Between Neo and Vee who would add more value to the other... Rubbish talk... Where were you when he was selling indomie at the roadside... All these fake cousins that can help but will hide and want to share in your glory when you are become a star....

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Romance / Re: She Wants To Record Our Love-making Session by SmellingAnus(m): 1:48pm On Oct 12, 2020
Many of the people that will criticize your babe have done it before... Lol...

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Romance / Re: Cheating! Some Men Are Something Else by SmellingAnus(m): 1:59am On Oct 12, 2020
Mekenz:
your sister's husband cheated, because of that she left her home, so what's her aim of leaving, to punish the husband or what. so she will now becomes celibate or go and marry another man that won't cheat on her abi......

these days it only takes the grace of God for a married man not to cheat on his wife, mejority of women these days no longer accord cheating from their husbands a big offence that can dissolve their marriage.

some even know their husbands mistress, but chooses to ignore them, in other not to attract troubles in their homes.

so far their husbands is fulfilling their marital duties at home, and doesn't rub his cheating nature on her face, mejority of women no longer cares, who they are meeting outside. men will always be men especially these days that young girls no longer cover themselves well. married men are seeing alot these days.

Loud it... A friend of mine got married and he said he is no longer attracted to other women... I was laughing at him... I told him to relax that he is newly married that's why... Guess what... Less than two years into the marriage he has started banging different girls up and down like an AK47 that has lost control... This is not to say not all married men cheat... But it's difficult to find one that doesn't cheat... These days even the married women cheat with reckless abandon... Note we still have faithful men and women... Ahhhh who slap me... Lol

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Romance / Re: Cheating! Some Men Are Something Else by SmellingAnus(m): 1:44am On Oct 12, 2020
nwaezeemmanuel:
There are successful monogamous homes.

Cheating is not in any man's gene, it is borne from a lack of self control and is just infidelity at its finest.

are you married Sir ?
Romance / Re: My Neighbor's Wife Is In Love!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 10:39pm On Oct 11, 2020
Mamagee3 viewing Mrcork's thread... What a day grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: I Have A Prize For Anyone That Can Bang This Girl by SmellingAnus(m): 10:31pm On Oct 11, 2020
I have a cousin that won a similar bet... He banged her and won the bet but today she has given him three kids as his wife... True story...
Celebrities / Re: Small Doctor Took EndSARS Campaign To Church (photos, video) by SmellingAnus(m): 6:22pm On Oct 11, 2020
southniyikaye:
does that look like a chorister's place to you? I was a member of a white garment church for almost 25yrs and a choir too.. He didn't even robe as a choir.... That's a front seat right there and not a chorister's stand...

And between why is he on shade inside the church? Is it sunny inside the church?
Lol.. you were a member of a white garment church but I was a member of Celestial Church for years.... I can tell you for free that, that is where the choir is located... I repeat don't try to mislead people on what you know nothing about...

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Celebrities / Re: Small Doctor Took EndSARS Campaign To Church (photos, video) by SmellingAnus(m): 6:09pm On Oct 11, 2020
southniyikaye:
They even gave him front seat in a church because he is a celeb?
In the house of God, everyone is equal irrespective of who you are but na Nigerian, eye service is allowed....
Taking endsars to church ko neccesary, the ones done in the street is enough....
no... He is staying where choristers stay... Stop misleading people... If you don't know ask... That guy is also a chorister...

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Romance / Re: My Neighbor's Wife Is In Love!!! by SmellingAnus(m): 2:51pm On Oct 11, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Ogbeni be careful na Express you dey go...

Remember my grandfather will always say to me son....
The body of a woman is like heaven to the eyes
Hell to the soul
And purgatory for the wallet..

I thought he was done...then he called me again son.....

No matter what in life...don't bang a woman whose bride price has been paid....it hinder progress...but if she can show you a certificate of divorce or rather she was just cohabiting with the man...then you can go ahead and bang the hell out of her
I like your grandpa...
Romance / Re: Oloshos Are 100times Cleaner Than Regular Girls! by SmellingAnus(m): 8:30am On Oct 08, 2020
GOFRONT:
Na so i bleep one clean girl and now my dikc don begin comot thick milky liquid 3 days after d show... My boxer is always wet cos of this.....Infact i am on 5 shots of injection and ampicillin as i speak....

I never knew her puna was not as clean as her outward look...
go do test... You probably don contact gonorrhea
Nairaland / General / Re: I Am A Father Shame On You! Wizkid Reply Lauretta Onochie by SmellingAnus(m): 10:26pm On Oct 06, 2020
Lol...
Foreign Affairs / Re: Donald Trump Leaves Hospital After Coronavirus Treatment by SmellingAnus(m): 1:21am On Oct 06, 2020
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Politics / Re: Akin Alabi Files House Motion To Dissolve SARS by SmellingAnus(m): 3:50pm On Oct 05, 2020
Akin wan cut their slips

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Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija 2020 Laycon - "Vee Brought Me Back To My Senses" by SmellingAnus(m): 2:01pm On Oct 05, 2020
No doubt about that..
Celebrities / Re: Nengi: Why I Allowed Laycon To Rock Me & Ignored Ozo by SmellingAnus(m): 1:46pm On Oct 04, 2020
WallStreetfx:


Your moniker don weak me for hereooo grin
hahahhahah na the content dey important not the container...

Besides everybody get smelling anus especially after defecation... Lol

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Celebrities / Re: Nengi: Why I Allowed Laycon To Rock Me & Ignored Ozo by SmellingAnus(m): 1:13pm On Oct 04, 2020
Iceyjayz:
That Ozo guy is just a simp, a disgrace to real men.
True... Lacks self esteem and respect... If only he was courageous to avoid her, she would have been chasing him...

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Celebrities / Re: Nengi: Why I Allowed Laycon To Rock Me & Ignored Ozo by SmellingAnus(m): 12:13pm On Oct 04, 2020
One thing i liked about her was that she was honest with Ozo by telling him she wasn't interested in a relationship... It's just viewers that feel she should have accepted him... Well she has the right to accept who she wants or who should rock her ass the way she wants after all she owns the ass...

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Romance / Re: Going To Brothel And Playing Bet9ja virtual Which One Worst Pass? by SmellingAnus(m): 12:13am On Oct 04, 2020
I will rather marry four wives like some Muslims than play bet9ja virtual... Lol...
Family / Re: Pleading While Love - Making ( Matured Responses Only) by SmellingAnus(m): 4:49pm On Oct 03, 2020
Experienced it many times with a friend... Lol... Hers goes like this. .


Plsssss plsss plsssss... Then I spank her then she says... Plsssss I will not do it again... Lol... It's funny but the irony of everything is that she doesn't remember any of her begging actions after the sex...

Addendum: It's only when the dvck is in her pucii she says I love you, I love your dvck...

JulieJules

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Family / Re: Married Folks, How Do You Handle Stubborn Wife? Please Help. by SmellingAnus(m): 4:30pm On Oct 02, 2020
Zukkies:

Me too
explain o... Make I learn
Family / Re: Have You Been Betrayed Before? Share Your Story, You Might Heal by SmellingAnus(m): 1:38pm On Oct 02, 2020
Lamanii22:



Nah... I stopped speaking to him...
hope you have learnt not to do shakara if you like and want the person grin

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Romance / Re: gegtgv by SmellingAnus(m): 9:41am On Oct 02, 2020
No big deal bro... You will be surprised that she is even more comfortable with male doctors that doesn't mean she is cheating or planning to cheat on you...

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Technology Market / Re: *Sold* Soundcore Airpod Pro Clone by SmellingAnus(m): 12:13am On Oct 02, 2020
Sommycherish:

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take off your number I have gotten it... Will send you a message soon...
Technology Market / Re: *Sold* Soundcore Airpod Pro Clone by SmellingAnus(m): 12:06am On Oct 02, 2020
Sommycherish I can't access the email I used in registering this account so I can't reply your pm.. Just drop your WhatsApp number here ... You will delete it after I have taken it...
Romance / Re: Your Candid Advise Is Need by SmellingAnus(m): 11:55pm On Oct 01, 2020
Sommycherish:

Just 23....
you actually need direction/guidance.... Nothing legally wrong in giving away your virginity to him or another person as long as it's not through rape but let me advise you as a younger sister...
You need to use one stone to kill two birds...
I will explain the above maybe another day or on another thread to you...
Romance / Re: Your Candid Advise Is Need by SmellingAnus(m): 11:42pm On Oct 01, 2020
Sommycherish:


21
how old is he?
Romance / Re: Your Candid Advise Is Need by SmellingAnus(m): 11:38pm On Oct 01, 2020
Sommycherish:

Not really.....just feeling lonely,wants someone I can always talk to
All my spec of guys won't accept sexless relationship
how old are you?
Romance / Re: Your Candid Advise Is Need by SmellingAnus(m): 11:33pm On Oct 01, 2020
Sommycherish:

It hasn't been easy.....it not easy anymore
My life is damn boring
sure... Keeping it is never going to be easy... You sound like you want to lose it and you think it's best you lose it to him?
Romance / Re: Your Candid Advise Is Need by SmellingAnus(m): 11:30pm On Oct 01, 2020
Sommycherish:


Yea....I am
He has approached me for 2years..... getting to the third year, I accepted
Then keep it...
Romance / Re: Your Candid Advise Is Need by SmellingAnus(m): 11:27pm On Oct 01, 2020
Sommycherish:
I have a boyfriend, I really do love him and we agree on no sex,then we weren't in same state and everything went smoothly. Along the line he started complaining and we mutually broke up.
Currently,we came back to our base, I visited him and there is no connection.....I still love him and want him
Will giving him the sex bide us together
Lol... Are you are a virgin?
Family / Re: . by SmellingAnus(m): 8:22pm On Oct 01, 2020
Hold on bro... For some reasons I can't explain now..
I am following this post... Just hold on help will come in a way you don't expect
... Hold on once again

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