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Politics / Re: Tinubu Hails Ibrahim Imam's Appointment As New TETFUND Chairman by smogup: 7:03pm On May 20, 2020
Tinubu is in a miserable position right now. He has no choice but to hail all the ethnocentric and tribalistic appointments of buhari, from gambari to this one and the many more he has done in the past.

All these for 2023. He's in for a shocker!

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Health / Re: Masturbation Has Caused Me Erectile Dysfunction. Help!! by smogup: 10:22pm On May 12, 2020
Just to let you know that masturbation does not cause erectal dysfunction.

These are factors that can cause ED:

stress

anxiety

depression, post-traumatic stress disorder, bipolar disorder, or medications for these illnesses

being overweight

insomnia or lack of sleep

urinary tract problems

a spinal cord injury, multiple sclerosis, or spina bifida
having a high-stress job
relationship stress
performance anxiety

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Education / Re: Afe Babalola: How FG Can Reopen Schools, Universities Within Four Weeks by smogup: 2:34pm On May 12, 2020
illicit:
This is very selfish.

Very very selfish.

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Education / Re: No Resumption Date Yet For Schools by smogup: 9:39am On May 09, 2020
visijo:
Markets opened before schools, with this few point of mine, I hope I've been able to convince you all that Traders are better than Teachers� cool

Teachers are now traders.

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Food / Re: See The Big Bush Meat I Killed Today by smogup: 7:11pm On May 04, 2020
DahOriginal:
Finally its ready

Chai. The thing full pot o
Family / Re: What Does It Mean For Babies To Be Looking Through Their Legs? by smogup: 11:55am On Apr 17, 2020
Harllaby:

Bruv, this isn't joke o grin. I remember crossing a lady, she forced me to reverse my crossing

Bullcrap
Politics / Re: Onyeama: FG Lacks Capacity, Resources To Cater For Over 2000 Returning Nigerians by smogup: 11:18am On Apr 15, 2020
post=88458327:
North East West or South..... No place like home.


Why don't you say yours if you have anything reasonable to say or simply shut up?

You call Nigeria a zoo on a daily basis and we won't be suprise to know that for all of you that refer to Nigeria as a zoo,
your uncles , aunties and relatives are among those 2000 people that ran back to the same zoo!
Only animals live in zoo we presume!
Oshisko!
tongue tongue tongue

But FG can cater for over 2000 captured bokoharam terrorists and was even planning to send abroad on scholarships.

What is buhari really good at?
Crime / Re: Two Thieves Caught In Mafoluku Oshodi by smogup: 9:30am On Apr 14, 2020
Ayomarcel:
Encouraging one act of crime irrespective of the motive is still a crime. Imaging releasing them today that will encourage more guys to steal. A land without law encourages crime and violence. They're not the only hungry guys, nobody dey work we dey hungry too. Na why govt and individuals dey share relief package and giveaways.

Y'all should stop promoting bad habits. They should be punished for their crimes. Irrespective!

Just imagine. If they pardon them in future they graduate to higher gangs and start using guns in their operations.
Crime / Re: Lockdown: Robbers Invade Lagos, Ogun Communities by smogup: 11:00am On Apr 11, 2020
post=88316456:
SECONDED, Thirded and Fourthed..............


You're back here again.

What is the job of Buhari?

Other countries their presidents are very active and visible during this crisis.

Buhari doesn't care about you and I as long as his immediate families are safe.

Sarrki was once like you but now his eyes has been opened.

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Religion / Re: Catholic Church Rejects Lockdown Ease For Easter Celebrations In Rivers State by smogup: 11:36pm On Apr 10, 2020
Many people don't know that Easter is the most important season of the Catholic church. For the archbishop of PH to turn that the ease of the lockdown. The Church needs to be commended. At this point in time, gathering in the church is not important. What matters now is for us to beat this virus collectively by adhering to instructions of the medical experts.

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Sports / Re: Taribo: Super Eagles Players Slept With Women At France ’98 by smogup: 1:05pm On Apr 10, 2020
goshen26:
Even if I won't believe him the way those guys played that game against Denmark is a proof...



The most painful part is Sand came in and score immediately. I can't forget how pained I was that day...


Unpatriotic
he took just 16 seconds to score against us. The record still stands till date.

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Politics / Re: Governor Zulum Visits President Buhari In Aso Rock This Afternoon by smogup: 4:57pm On Apr 09, 2020
cheesy They are always putting a book on the table in front of buhari. As if he knows what's inside it.

By the way, when last did you see buhari on live TV?

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Romance / Re: Reply To: Chai! Nigerian Girls In Canada Are So Lonely! by smogup: 4:24pm On Apr 09, 2020
whizqueen:
My friend sent me this thread last night but I had too much to say so here we go.

I (A Nigerian girl living in Canada) will be responding to the OP's points and some other comments I found on the thread.


Are Nigerian Ladies in Canada lonely? Ofcourse we are! Are Nigerian girls in NIGERIA lonely? Hell yeah!!! Are Nigerian girls in other countries lonely? Absolutely!!!!! Being lonely is not a factor of location or person. It's about not finding the right friends/partner you vibe with.


Why did we immigrate? Bros are you kidding me? Canadian govt is paying me $2000 monthly and other benefits for losing income due to covid-19 Is that happening in Naija right now? All the money donated by philanthropist in Nigeria would soon disappear into the thin air without our govt giving explanation of any sort. Ofcourse, it's not bed of roses abroad neither were we expecting a man wrapped in a gift bag but please don't let your sentiments cloud your reasoning as to why people make immigration decisions abeg.


I personally feel attacked cry grin I recently posted a video on my YouTube Channel about finding love & online dating in Canada. It's asif this hope saw my video and wanted to attack me


What makes you think we would be interested in you to begin with? Don't pride yourself too much plis dear


If you like let the OP influence your decision and stop you from chasing your immigration dreams, last last it's up to you to decide what you want for your future.


Whilst I would agree with growing together with your partner and building with them. I think it's just shallow minded of anyone in this age and time to ask for women to chase marriage first before career. Marriage is not the ultimate not everyone sees marriage as an achievement. These days, if you crave for sex so much, you can pay someone to do it or get yourself a Love Machine, if you want a child, you can literally just buy a sperm and save yourself lots of stress. Most of us are yet to keep an open mind to these things, however if you want something badly there;s always a way to get it.


Most Nigerian men hate to see it happen, there are laws that protect women here and they would prefer dying single than to see women as their equals. A good number of them are control freaks and would rather their woman be at their beck and call for everything as opposed to having their marriage work as a partnership. Nigerian married man knowing the laws of the land will still go ahead and cheat on his wife with a girl living in the same condo with his wife. Una no even dey fear or respect una madam. If atall you really want to cheat, you cannot travel to Nigeria and secretly mess with girls that fancy IJGB crew or allen avenue. As expected, some women do exploit the situation but if you find yourself a god-fearing person and you do the right thing, no divorce laws or child custody issue would stop y'all from flourishing.


White men dont find us attractive? Laughs is Swahili
On the contrary most men of other races have FETISH for Nigerian girls and Black girls in general. Maybe not long term in all cases tho but they reaaaaaaally fancy us and admire our enthusiasm towards life. Whilst most Nigerian girls would likely not wanna go for the likes of 'Ryan', 'Billy' and co it's not cos we don't find them attractive. Firstly, Naija guys are smart, intelligent and goal oriented. You see the average ones already have plans for their future and working towards it unlike the counterparts who are comfortable with just a high school degree. If a Naija guy is even into technical jobs he would try to be the best at it and work towards starting his own company in the near future. Secondly, coping with someone with a different culture, lifestyle, food, etc is honestly stressful. I was talking with one Persian guy and he said before we can kiss or hold hands, we have to be temporarily married. undecided The other chinese guy is only about 5ft tall, I'm just wondering what he would look like in that department shocked

In Nigeria, when you visit a guy at home, some would expect you to know that's express ticket to get laid with them. But here if you visit a guy at home, you can be almost certain that if you guys have sex it's cos you wanted it, no guy will try to lure or manipulate you to straff them or tell you when you came to my house what were you thinking. They know it's important to ask for your opinion or even avoid the whole situation altogether.

Something the OP failed to address is that the Loneliness spans across both men and women living in Diaspora. Even the white people find it hard getting a partner for themselves much less an immigrant that would probably take some time to fully settle in. The system is built to have everyone mind their business, that togetherness or family-spirit is missing.

All the naija guys and ladies in Toronto have finish dating themselves. It's such a small city, everyone knows eachother thru another person only a matter of time before you find out that; the guy toasting you is ex with your colleagues' friend. Or the guy you matched with on the dating app went on a date with your housemate the day before. Some would be married and they would be on the dating apps lying to other women.

Some of us don't even mind going back home to bring men here, but 'em guys just they find paper. Only few genuinely love and care for you. I kuku know people here already do that as business tho, some ladies/guys now charge up to $30,000 to marry people from home to help them get residency here.

There are tons of Nigerians in Canada groups on WhatsApp and Telegram some are just for singles and you find people of age 35, 40, etc filled with both women and MEN. Some guys eventually resort to going back home to marry the less exposed girls, but guess what happens once they reach YYZ airport? Oh well your guess is as good as mine. Their eyes go open finish.

A good number of Naija guys are single and desperately finding love as well as ladies. Truth is, we all crave for love. And that's not a bad thing to want. Finding a good match or significant other is a honestly a game of chance. Home and Abroad, White or Black race finding a partner is truly difficult and if you got lucky finding that one special person, you better love and cherish them truly.

I rest my case; I am in the comment section waiting for someone to jump on my mention and before you do so just remember: Opinions are like as5holes and everyone is entitled to one. So this is my opinion, I have free time today grin

Link to Original thread https://www.nairaland.com/5782313/chai-nigerian-girls-canada-lonely

I'm very sure you're not married and not even in a serious relationship. From your pictures you should be 30 plus. That guy was right. You have to be humble and work on yourself. My 2cent.

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Politics / Re: Hadi Sirika: Wike Has No Right To Order Arrest Of Pilots by smogup: 7:24pm On Apr 08, 2020
tinsel:

Aviation is in exclusive list. Only the federal government can take decision on it.
but they were not arrested in the airport.
Politics / Re: Clem Agba: Fire Didn’t Destroy Any Record At AGF’s Office by smogup: 5:12pm On Apr 08, 2020
cheesy Just watch it. This headline will come back to haunt them.
Politics / Re: This Is How Food Items Are Distributed In Rwanda - Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala by smogup: 5:00pm On Apr 08, 2020
JAMO84:
Rwanda has the same population with Kano, they can afford to feed everyone in that country for ten years. That's not to say we cannot do better, it's corruption that's killing us in this Country!!!


I AM DONE TALKING

How many of these have been done in Kano. Even if Nigeria is as small as Benin Republic there would still be corruption and the excuse will be because we're small and not as big as other countries.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Idris Derby Visited By Chadian Legislators At His Temporary Base In The Forest by smogup: 8:45am On Apr 08, 2020
sarrki:


He’s our servant

He’s responsible for our wellbeing

His first first primary and constitutional responsibilities as a leader is to protect lives and property

Sarrki challenging BMC zombie.
No condition is actually permanent.

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Health / Re: China Finds New Strain Of Coronavirus Which Lasts For 49 Days Emerges by smogup: 1:22pm On Apr 02, 2020
Covid 19 pro is out

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Crime / Re: Man Who Defied Lockdown Order Slaps Soldier For Punishing Him (Video) by smogup: 7:04pm On Apr 01, 2020
Try this with a Nigerian police man the next thing you will hear is 'accidental discharge'. Soldiers are trained how to restrain from opening fire randomly except there is an order.
Education / Re: Anambra Commences On Air Teaching Of Pupils, Students Today On ABS Radio 88.5FM by smogup: 9:50am On Apr 01, 2020
Glink2018:


Stop lying. It's a UNICEF and BBC initiative which lagos state supported. We have a better way of teaching students in Lagos state.
Are you a teacher working with the Lagos state government? If you're not, then I won't argue with you.

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Education / Re: Anambra Commences On Air Teaching Of Pupils, Students Today On ABS Radio 88.5FM by smogup: 9:22am On Apr 01, 2020
Glink2018:
Bad initiative. In this twenty first century. This is how primitive the system of your education in Anambra state.
it's a welcome development. They should continue even after the lockdown. Lagos state government has been doing this for many years now.
Politics / Re: Buhari's Picture Doctored To Add Face Masks To Deceive Nigerians by smogup: 8:50pm On Mar 27, 2020
efighter:


Donald Trump has been talking and tweeting while Corona is killing Americans.

Do you want Presidential address or Presidential action?
buhari doesn't have any. Buhari is a good for nothing president. Which presidential action have you seen from buhari? Take a clue from Ghana for once
Politics / Re: COVID-19: Buhari Tests Negative, Kyari Is Positive by smogup: 11:30am On Mar 24, 2020
chloedogie:
lol. It is silly to say Buhari has tested negative. Incubation period for this virus is 14 days for crying out loud. JEEEZ. Most of the mofos that brought this thing into this country were not positive before they left UK and USA but after few days the virus did well and they all tested positive. Testing should not be a one-off thing but done in like once every 3 days for those that have been exposed to those that tested positive. Buahari for me should go on self isolation. and even the VP.

And please help me tell Kyari to head to gwagwalada teaching hospital that they have abandoned for UK hospitals
buhari has always been on self isolation

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Business / Re: Coronavirus: Folorunso Alakija Gives Prophetic Prayers by smogup: 3:37pm On Mar 23, 2020
The richest man in China is sending free covid 19 test kits and relief materials to Africa and someone is here offering prayers

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: FG Orders Closure Of Varsities, Schools Nationwide by smogup: 9:46pm On Mar 19, 2020
ikbnice:
The government of Uganda shut down all activities even without a single case of corona outbreak... That is what we call being sensitive amd alert to the situation of things. Drastic times call for drastic measures.
https://www.monitor.co.ug/News/National/Museveni-closes-schools-religious-gatherings-coronavirus/688334-5495888-srauuwz/index.html

This is how you know a leader. Buhari is how not to be a leader.
Politics / Re: Obono Obla: APC Members Must Support Bisi Akande's Reconciliation Committee by smogup: 11:10am On Mar 19, 2020
In a sane country this obono obla should be on trial or in prison right now.
Religion / Re: How A Witch Programmed Her Dog To Cause Me Wet Dreams In Those Days by smogup: 9:57am On Mar 15, 2020
So the witch is also a programmer

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Politics / Re: Obasanjo Writes Letter To Sanusi: Your Dethronement As Emir Is Good And Bad by smogup: 11:02pm On Mar 09, 2020
Roozzaay:

He did so many times. He's not someone that shy away from the truth.
Show prove
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Writes Letter To Sanusi: Your Dethronement As Emir Is Good And Bad by smogup: 10:49pm On Mar 09, 2020
slimfit1:


Sanusi is not a person that keeps quiet when people are doing something wrong get that you should be ashamed to mention GEJ
has he spoken up against buhari with the numerous insecurity in Nigeria and the rehabilitation of bokoharam terrorists.

Sanusi was merely a tool used by APC to clinch power in 2015, he is of no use now that's why he has been discarded the same way Oby Ezekwesili and sowore and many others have been discarded

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Health / Re: Third case of Coronavirus confirmed in South Africa by smogup: 1:22pm On Mar 08, 2020
johnmattew:
I really pity south Africa,their weather is temperate and Coronavirus could thrive
it's not about temperate weather. Iran is hotter than Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Chima Igwe: Minister, Senators Plotting To Reinstate Disgraced FIIRO DG by smogup: 5:25am On Mar 02, 2020
APC is an association fraudulent people. I wonder why they are always associated with certificate issues. From the president down to the least member.

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Politics / Re: Rebecca Sharibu Joins London Protest On Leah Sharibu 2nd Anniversary Abduction by smogup: 8:48am On Feb 27, 2020
Blue3k:


You cant raise the dead but you can save the living. If you want to speak on them and the other thousand that died if you please. Remember the dead in war are mourned, buried then a maybe monument is made after the war is won. They're precious commodity because the government pays to rescue them. If the government defeats them or secures area then they dont have worry about this issue.

As said go rescue the captives if you want the protest to stop. Dont just whine about the mother. Pick you gun go kill some jihadists if you want her to shut up useless internet warrior.



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