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shegirl71:
I don't think that is true,for if it was then there will be nothing called heart break.

heart break is for the inexperienced ones

not the experienced. that have exchange their

breakable hearts for plastic and rubber hearts.

yeah i agree, when u leave a babe, she will beg

cry , roll on the floor like the world don end that day

next day u find her in Mr Biggs with a guy feeding her

chicken and rice, and they look so happy and in love.

u all think guys are just bout the facial looks

u wrong. guys are more into shapes.

so an ugly girl with a tight 8 need not worry

a beauty with an 11 shld start crying.

you are just her mugu

cut her alowance, the calls will reduce

cos then she wont be able to buy recharge card

for her small small boyfriends,

tangent:
i am too young to have a kid.

the way u are going with this i suspect you the girl in question

so confess who is the NL under-age sch boy that was your accomplice.

give the real name of the poster, miss tangent.

@post

you say u from the alien world, and space exploration don tire u abi

na 9ja women u dey interested in now. besides even if u get all the money

they wont still follow u, cos something has to go with the money: d**k

and as an alien i sure yours in not where humans got theirs

its right inside your brain.

d-jay:
thanks Guys for being good to me, I am greatfull to those who give positive response.

you still dey here, will u go and pull your uniform

and do your home work

and make sure u stay away from baba rekiya's beat down volvo

next time. olodo

if u dnt wanna have sex, then stay without a boyfriend

what do u need a guy for when u dnt want sex

to play ten ten with,abeg make una grow up.

agbayas!

sharrrrap rapist. you sure say na your car, cos why will anyone catch u in the first place.

and i am sure u were wearing your school uniform too. idiot.

Missy B:
Re you married?
Know what the word 'Privacy' means?

no i am not married

but there is no help rendered

without inconveniences. but the guy shldnt have married

when he got just a room apart,unless he knocked the girl up

because he is still caught in the rat race.

your english can make me act ''strench''

Nautillus:
Your girl's crazy / paranoid and a hyper skitzophrenic bordering on being demential . . .simple

you and this you wicked grammer!

nothing wrong with that. if u trust your wife and friend.

but why u self go marry with just one single room.

kokoye:
Smootie,

you don't have to be fat to have stretchmarks

oh yea! women have stretch marks on under their breast

on their thighs, under their ass, below the belt for those with babies

their arm, cos they got stretch by something in these places

wetin dey stretch for guy body, unless na for d**k he wan get stretch mark

cos that the only thing that goes long and short at least twice a day

for 7 days in fours weeks and 12 months.

michelin89:
@ topic

Even guys have stretch marks so it's not a big deal!

what kind of guys u date

fat albeits with dropping breast

and big fat ikebe.

if not ow in heavens sake guy wan get am

this things happen my broda, sometimes it can be spiritual

then you guys need to pray 2gether ferverntly with fasting

and try some other natural physical control

like making sure she doesnt eat very late

and emptying her bladder just b4 going to bed.

wish u guys luck.

shit happens all the time

i was on a girl for 2 years she was acting all saintly

later one skinny ugly broke ass guy with flying ears

was bunking her 24/7

girls just love doing the wrong guys

not the one showing them all the love.

all girls have stretch marks or will have sometime in their live time

they have creams that can take care of them

but they have side effects and can be dangeruos

so why not live with it, as it something u cant run away from.

we can eliminate ''him''

if only we can lay our hands on ''him''.