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Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday Whitelexi by smooooooth: 2:18pm On Nov 28, 2008

whitelexi:
Thanks jare, ~~but i'm not young sha~~, i was already old before today but now i'm 1yr older

no vex i shld have known

no wonder u r this wuked

and u just got wukeder

carry on bro, more years to you.

Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birthday Whitelexi by smooooooth: 1:39pm On Nov 28, 2008

hey ladies, its someone's birthday

and u all shld be saying a birthday prayer

not throwing daggers,besides i dnt see anything

wrong in uju's comment. abi she no fit chop from your cake.

and u guys shld know whitelexi, he's got such a big heart

and i'm sure he can accomadate both of you.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO

AS U YOUNG SO U DON DEY CAUSE KASALA LIKE THIS

I WONDER WHAT U DO WHEN U GROW UP cheesy

Health › Re: Can U Get It From Mouth Gig/cunnilingus by smooooooth: 11:43am On Nov 28, 2008

ebumowa:
Yes one can, especially if the said area has an open sore.

never knew that.

does that mean sucking isnt safe too

or how can one still indulge in it

and still prevent contracting the disease.

Romance › Re: Getting Close Too Fast! by smooooooth: 11:34am On Nov 28, 2008

doesnt look too fast to me

some guys know what they want

and they go for it, these kind of guys

can appear to be moving too fast

but sincerely they last longer.

Romance › Re: Is This Enough Reason ? by smooooooth: 11:19am On Nov 28, 2008

Moyola:
no biggie about it jor,

n itz no reason for break-up

abi o

come meet my own jare

Health › Re: Can U Get It From Mouth Gig/cunnilingus by smooooooth: 3:09pm On Nov 27, 2008

seriously this is a good question

cos sometimes i wonder too

lets hope u get a doc in the house

that can answer this one.

Romance › Re: Where Are All The Good Boys? by smooooooth: 2:58pm On Nov 27, 2008

hey babex, hit me on my YM

lets see how it goes,

Romance › Re: She Keeps Many Boyfriends And Insists They Are Platonic by smooooooth: 2:56pm On Nov 27, 2008

i am sure she loves you but she is still young

and sometimes she can get carried away by youthful exuberance

but its nothing that marriage cant solve, so my sincere advice

tie the knot ASAP, that shld creat a new sense of responsibility

and maturity on her part. just my thot though.

Romance › Re: How To Get Over A Crush? by smooooooth: 1:59pm On Nov 27, 2008

HR.hotness:
pray tell how he would take advantage?

next thing on his mind is have sex and dump ya

and even if he doesnt dump ya ass, he will take

you for granted cos he knows just how u feel about him.

Romance › Re: How To Get Over A Crush? by smooooooth: 1:44pm On Nov 27, 2008

u dnt need to let him know u have a crush on him abeg

he will just turn around and take advantage,besides

as a lady you need to have your pride in place

let the guy do the seeking and askking

and if he is not feeling you as much as you feeling him

then all u have to do is cruch the crush dear.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hi, Beautiful Ladies In Nairaland by smooooooth: 1:40pm On Nov 27, 2008

and when do u intend meeting the ugly ones

tell them so they can go home now and come

on the date.

@shegirl

where u been, i have considered your plea

and decided to give you another chance.

Romance › Re: Where Are All The Good Boys? by smooooooth: 1:09pm On Nov 27, 2008

gaddafi81:
@ finguy
Are u not the dude that was looking for a babe to watch mojo with

see as u just dey fall that guy hand

u be heavy otele, instead u go develop style u dey try spoil

anoda peerson own. thats playa hating.

u sef need to wake up, babe tell you say she dey serve

you still dey ask ''is that nysc right'' guy i pity u

guy like u,babe go open yansh u no go still get the koko.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hi Enyluv, They Say You Want A Man Like Me! Please Am Here For You by smooooooth: 11:14am On Nov 27, 2008

whatever90:
haa bacterium u can never meet ennyluv,unless u go through me

i just hope what i am thinking isnt true lipsrsealed

_{been tripping for an oger all this while}

Romance › Re: Backup Plan. by smooooooth: 10:22am On Nov 27, 2008

shegirl71:
Ok i am sorry please give me another chance.I will be a better back up person.Lol

ok i am considering,

@moyola

we know u got more than 10 back up plans

and a 100 dildos if that 10 back up plans fails.

Romance › Re: Backup Plan. by smooooooth: 10:10am On Nov 27, 2008

shegirl71:
There are some words you should in particular never write,for example the last line of your post,and from all you have posted you are a very big baby.That is why you think hearts can be replaced with plastics.If you were a grown ass man i think you will understand and see things differently.

now u just got me sooo pissed,

u leave me no choice, i will have to break your heart[b] again[/b]

i am no longer interested in this relationship she-baby tongue

i wanted to make the diff and be a good back up plan for ya

but u too difficult to let anyone catch u from always falling.

Romance › Re: Backup Plan. by smooooooth: 9:56am On Nov 27, 2008

shegirl71:
Oh bite me,i forgot that i thought you were a baby. lie to yourself mr rebel with no clue.

thats why u always end up heart broken

cos u are always thinking wrong

that a grown up man is a baby undecided

Romance › Re: Lesbianism- Are Guys At Fault. by smooooooth: 9:42am On Nov 27, 2008

H2O2:
I heard lesbians are diseased creatures that need to be disinfected.

you are wrong.

lesbians are normal human being l

like you and i, who think they got d**ks lipsrsealed

we need to show them some love,

Romance › Re: Backup Plan. by smooooooth: 9:40am On Nov 27, 2008

shegirl71:
Oh gosh,Oh no my emotions have being turn apart in some relationship i have being but that is not enough reason for me to have a back up plan in the next relationship.

Oh i never knew that hearts could be replaced with plastics.

Oh no you are nt been realistic [b]you write like someone that has being alot of times emotionally bashed.
don't worry i understand.If you want to talk about it,i will be glad to listen[/b].

i'm a guy incase u dnt know

guys dnt get emotionally bashed undecided

they do the bashing tongue

Romance › Re: Once A Cheater, Always A Cheat? by smooooooth: 9:36am On Nov 27, 2008

shegirl71:
* If the guy is also cheating.

thats not a justifiable excuse for a lady to cheat

unless of cause she was born to cheat just like a man.

Romance › Re: Once A Cheater, Always A Cheat? by smooooooth: 9:25am On Nov 27, 2008

shegirl71:
Not always true.So many things could have caused her to cheat.so not always true.

one one of such justifiable cause will be what my dear?

@ben

cheats will cheat in their dreams

non-cheats will dream about their spouses instead.

Romance › Re: Backup Plan. by smooooooth: 9:21am On Nov 27, 2008

shegirl71:
I really hope you are joking[b],probably just like me? Please explain[/b].A lot of people do not enter relationships to have back up plans.The real thing is that when the emotions is broken,you can't change it but you can suppress it and it only lasts for some time,you can't replace it with plastic or any other thing.So please smack your self back to reality.Women do not start relationships to have back up plans.

its obvious u have never been heart broken.

and alot of people enter relations as a back up plan.

some people dnt feel a thing any more.

and yes u can replace it with plastic/rubber and even stony hearts.

i'm been realistic,u the one that got some smacking to do.

Romance › Re: Once A Cheater, Always A Cheat? by smooooooth: 8:54am On Nov 27, 2008

dayokanu:
Yeah a cheetah is a member of the cat family the fastest animal on earth.

yeah broda, and cos they know they fast, u can

never catch them, they continue to cheat.

Romance › Re: Backup Plan. by smooooooth: 8:52am On Nov 27, 2008

shegirl71:
Oh so all the heartbroken ones are inexperinced?

Plastic and rubber hearts? Oh please people lie about their emotions if only you understood how it works,emotions are natural.

they were, probably just like you.

till it was broken and they had to get the plastic ones

cos once its broken u cant get the original no more

u just got to replace with a plastic/rubber one

and thats where the back up/plan B comes in.

Romance › Re: Once A Cheater, Always A Cheat? by smooooooth: 8:45am On Nov 27, 2008

a chettah is a cheat, cant change.

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