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RomanceRe: I Have A Fiancee But I Impregnated Another Girl by smooooooth: 10:26am On Dec 18, 2008
you such a nice guy, u have a big caring heart

you helped her financially, morally, emotinally,

and even sexually, well done, u try well well.

anyway just make her see the strong side of you

make her know no amount of black mail can make u

marry her if u dnt want to, and try telling your fiance

about it, believe me ladies know their away around these

kinda things. about the pregnancy, i no know wetin u go do o

cos i dnt support abortion,but if i was in your shoes, i will let her

have the baby, take care of it, but will still go ahead and marry my

fiance after she must have forgiven me.
RomanceRe: Need Tips Guyz : by smooooooth: 10:17am On Dec 18, 2008
you dnt need tips to dump a girl who is cheating on you

cos you guys dnt have a relationship nwayz, thats why

she is cheating on you, you dnt mean shit to her. so just

go get a real GF, b4 she hurts you with ''tips on how to

dump your ass''
RomanceRe: Your Advice Required? by smooooooth: 2:19pm On Dec 16, 2008
Dede1:
This story is a mere conjecture and full of intrigue. Why would the boyfriend leave his shoes at doorstep of her parent’s bedroom instead of beneath the bed?
[/quote

experience!

you sound like u have been fucking

your GF's mother. grin
RomanceRe: Why Does NYSC 'Kill' Relationships? by smooooooth: 2:17pm On Dec 16, 2008
when u spend a year holed up with someone

else, away from your loved ones, and friends

anything can happen. the distance is bad enuf

then she/he gets to be fond of a particular person

infact there are so many other negative things that

the NYSC scheme causes, and i think its high time the

scheme is scrapped totally, as its causing alot of loss

and heart break/aches.
Christianity EtcRe: God, Live In Nigeria by smooooooth: 2:09pm On Dec 16, 2008
sure the place to be, i hope to join u guys on friday cos of work

but i am sure there in spirit. hey fellas u al try and be there.
RomanceRe: Why I May Not Marry by smooooooth: 2:07pm On Dec 16, 2008
the real marriage is what takes place after the ceremony

so if your GF is right for you, i suggest you marry her ang

forget whatever stupid competition u have with your friends

cos at the end, if their Wives aint as good as your, then their

marriage sucks with all the big ceremony. and bear in mind that

you may loose your GF for something this worthless. and please

elaborate weddings are outta of fashion, just make it decent and

nice. and u guys get on to the challenges of the real thing. goodluck.
RomanceRe: How Can You Get The Attention A Girl Who Has A Boyfriend? by smooooooth: 1:44pm On Dec 16, 2008
get naked and get a lot of empty tins

tie them round your neck, and run round

her house screaming yakara bolotikolo!!

till she sees u from her window. u will get

her attention just like that.
RomanceRe: Urgent Reply Is Needed by smooooooth: 1:25pm On Dec 16, 2008
what the elders see sitting

kids cant see it standing, so

marrying him, but if things dnt

work out, then buy a gun and

shoot your parents.
RomanceRe: Your Advice Required? by smooooooth: 1:18pm On Dec 16, 2008
***yawns***

why she no join them now

maybe then i 4 buy the part 2
RomanceRe: Whatz D New Craze About Secondary School Girlz by smooooooth: 1:13pm On Dec 16, 2008
secondary school girls are hot

cos their short skirt and tight blouses

make their grab boobs and yam stunted

hairy legs obvious. undecided
RomanceRe: When Do I Tell Her "i Love Her" by smooooooth: 12:54pm On Dec 16, 2008
Moyola:
ROFLMPO & F!!!!!! grin

w0t sort of xampu iz dhat naa?
na example naa, to encourage the guy

why not respond to give the poster some faith. wink
RomanceRe: When Do I Tell Her "i Love Her" by smooooooth: 12:16pm On Dec 16, 2008
this is the best time to say it broda!

just simple, say it plainly, like for example

''moyola'' i am in love with you!! tongue
FamilyRe: Husband Punches Wife by smooooooth: 9:46am On Dec 15, 2008
i dont beleive u. this is just another case

of trying to make the nigerian man look bad

nigerian men are very caring pple and wld not

hit a woman, not to talk of a pregnant one.


@thoniaslim.

coming home? hmmmmmmmmm

what u have planned for vacation

or u go let big daddy make your

stay memorable, wink whatcha thing?
Nairaland GeneralRe: It's Not A Crime To Be Ugly And We Ugly Girls Need Some Love! by smooooooth: 3:29pm On Dec 12, 2008
sexyLeamon:
I do not think she's ugly undecided
i agree, but i keep wondering why she put up the picture of that ugly girl in her profile there undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: It's Not A Crime To Be Ugly And We Ugly Girls Need Some Love! by smooooooth: 3:23pm On Dec 12, 2008
spikedcylinder:
So in other words, you will almost die of shock every morning but apart from that, you will have a good marriage? cheesy

Hilarious thread but I noticed some people want to die because someone was admiring codred's beauty. Haba! cheesy cheesy
actually there are two shocks u get every morning,

just after the one on the bed, u get to the bathroom

and u scream and almost jump out the window cos u

jus saw a monster there,but u remember its only junior.

but sha,the shocks wont kill u, and look on the bright side

of an ugly wife. its so pretty. smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: It's Not A Crime To Be Ugly And We Ugly Girls Need Some Love! by smooooooth: 3:16pm On Dec 12, 2008
Deshannel:
Na who ugly again for here sef?
na michelin, and the babe got

all the package an ugly girl shld av

smart, intelligent, self confidence, etc

so u shld think bout marrying her, cos

apart from the shock u get every morning

u wake up. u will have a good marriage.
RomanceRe: Pls Help, She Is Slipping Away! by smooooooth: 3:01pm On Dec 12, 2008
guy put some super glue on your palm and try holding her again

i bet she wont ''slip away '' this time. wink
Nairaland GeneralRe: It's Not A Crime To Be Ugly And We Ugly Girls Need Some Love! by smooooooth: 2:57pm On Dec 12, 2008
when i talk am the last time say ugly girls better

as proper wife material than the fine once,una abuse me

na well known fact say ugly girls are smarter, more intelligent

more homely, faithful and decent pass fine girls, i really dnt know

why,maybe the fine ones just let their beauty get into their head

then they forget to develop and discipline themselves, thinking beauty

will take them far. but we guys know, we just with them when u still playing

and know where to look when we wanna get married. cos then na wife we want

not one stupid, dumb lazy ass fine girl.
RomanceRe: will i loose her if we dont make love b4 she leaves? by smooooooth: 2:41pm On Dec 12, 2008
mr man. rattle the whole etu, and do it etu-siatically

what i mean is make sure u shake the whole area well well b4 she

leaves,cos once they are out of your sight, they are no longer yours

anything can happen. so take your opportunities while u can. goodluck.
RomanceRe: Should I Date Her by smooooooth: 2:22pm On Dec 11, 2008
how long will u keep running away from responsibility,

if u run away u will keep running, and besides it is not bad

to assist someone u claim to like financially,expecially

when it bothers on education,even if u dnt like her,dnt

think of the gain at the end,it is good to do good.

@moyo

whats funny, and what happend

didnt see your break light again
RomanceRe: Between Virginity And Manners In Chosing A Wife by smooooooth: 3:51pm On Dec 05, 2008
guy i believe u, na lack of opportunity

this babex, don open thread tire looking

for guys, but nobody answer am, maybe

if to say one answer, we for get different

post from here here.
RomanceRe: Between Virginity And Manners In Chosing A Wife by smooooooth: 2:49pm On Dec 05, 2008
guy marry for more concret reasons

not for virginity,cos after u eat the

apple,u still stuck with her headache.

though a woman that have remained a

virgin till 28, can be trusted not to cheat

she may even be so uptight that after the

day u dis-virgin even u may have to go thru

hell to get her into bed everytime u want to.
RomanceRe: I Dump My Girl Friend On April First, It Was So Cool by smooooooth: 2:40pm On Dec 05, 2008
what a foolish thing to do on fools day

now u got no babe. sad
RomanceRe: Check Out The Female Brain [what Do You Think] by smooooooth: 2:27pm On Dec 05, 2008
Missy B:
Guys Brain
missy b u no well

this got me cracking though cheesy

the ladies definately won this one.

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