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RomanceRe: Name One Reason To Cheat by smooooooth: 10:11am On Nov 18, 2008
na wa o. which kind work una dey work abeg. u guys are just addicts, as early as 9am, una don dey NL. them dey supervise una at all for where una dey work.

expecially spikey.
RomanceRe: Is Beauty A Curse. by smooooooth(op): 5:06pm On Nov 17, 2008
spikedcylinder:
Wetin?

Ok, I'd be serious now.

To further buttress your point/theory I would also that pretty girls usually have one leg fatter than the other. Check it o, it is a proven fact! tongue
does that mean u have one leg fatter than the other cheesy.

see u around. closing time.
RomanceRe: Is It True? by smooooooth: 5:00pm On Nov 17, 2008
hmmmmmm, i dont think it follow a pattern, i had a girl back in school then, as early as 7am she don reach my house, and she will demand for sex, and will end up doing it all day. i even started hiding.

and i am not married, but i have heard married guys say women want more sex during marriage.

i can of assume that once a woman gets comfortable with you, then she demands more sex, they are more active sexually.they just need to be comfortable to express themselves, and i think they easily fimd that in marriage.
RomanceRe: Is Beauty A Curse. by smooooooth(op): 4:51pm On Nov 17, 2008
come all this committee of pretty girls, make una speak the truth now, rathe than spoil the thread.

spike and uju, take time o
RomanceRe: What Is Important To A Girl U Love Most? by smooooooth: 4:47pm On Nov 17, 2008
this guy na just typical AJ boy and i sure say na AJ that your babe dey, so give her AJ trips, carry her to bole spot, buy =N=60 bole, =N=20 ekpa and =N=40 guguru with one bottle of orobo. that shld sweep her off her feet and she go love u die.
RomanceRe: Angel Dust by smooooooth: 4:43pm On Nov 17, 2008
spikey u dont wanna know what that it, trust me. kokoye,, abeg dey do berra research b4 u kill person o. the girls on NL are already too Hot,no get them over board, if not na u go suffer the repercusions o.
RomanceRe: Is Beauty A Curse. by smooooooth(op): 4:31pm On Nov 17, 2008
Riskie:
This is a very stupid baseless generalization undecided
and u made this comment to make us think u are pretty right. grin

well u do sound ''pretty''
RomanceRe: Mixed Messages, Should I Hold On Or Let Go. by smooooooth: 4:24pm On Nov 17, 2008
my advise, i think u shld give this relationship some space, say 6months, to allow him get in touch with his feeling. i sincerely think he wants a little freedom. its not about u, u sound really nice and okay, he just needs to explore a little more. i think he loves u though.
RomanceRe: Is Beauty A Curse. by smooooooth(op): 4:18pm On Nov 17, 2008
shape has got everything to do with the way we look,thats why u can easily tell a male from a female, and God knows we guys love a well rounded girl.

and is our attitude not meant to be a reflection of our personality. well yes i know some wealthy guys can be a bit arrogant, but thats cos is in them before they got rich, just like a broke humble down to earth guy will still reflect his simple down to earth self if u give him all the money in the world.
RomanceRe: Is This "love" by smooooooth: 4:03pm On Nov 17, 2008
the guy have said he lives in the ''area''. what else u wanna know uju, or u want him to spell it out. ''area'' na ''area''.
RomanceRe: Is Beauty A Curse. by smooooooth(op): 3:57pm On Nov 17, 2008
well maybe i was a little wrong, a few of them are good, but u will agree with me that a larger percentage of the not pretty girls make better girlfriends/wives than the pretty ones.

and a second observation, they seem to be better shaped than pretty girls. that was the first sign that told me God is a fair being.
RomanceRe: Is Beauty A Curse. by smooooooth(op): 3:37pm On Nov 17, 2008
i have seen lot of not good looking girls with big packages. but tanx for your contribution, at least we agree on one point, '' all pretty girls got dont have brains'' i hope u aint ugly though grin
RomanceRe: Is This "love" by smooooooth: 3:33pm On Nov 17, 2008
i have always wanted to see the part 2 of beauty and the beast, cos i had this feeling that at a point beauty was gonna leave the beast. now u just confirm it. tanx. i will go get my own copy of the part 2.
RomanceRe: Is Beauty A Curse. by smooooooth(op): 3:27pm On Nov 17, 2008
yeah thats what they all say, till u get a closer look.
RomanceIs Beauty A Curse. by smooooooth(op): 3:07pm On Nov 17, 2008
i have noticed that girls who are not so good looking are more homely, peaceful, intelligent, supportive,friendly,nice,kind hearted,

while 99% of the ''beauty queens'' ones are just the direct opposite. this explains why the not too good looking girls get the best men and marry earlier than the pretty ones.

i mean every man needs a ''wife'' and not just a plain stupid pretty woman.i say stupid because all the pretty ones have to do to get the guys is work on their character,but they just too stupid to think that.

and nobody should ask me of making baseless generalisations here,because i have facts, i have dated a good number of ladies, that i'm sure your mothers, sisters and babes are in my list.

just want u guys to contribute if u have also observed this, and please any pretty lady in the house tell us what your problems are.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Ladies Only [young & Pretty] by smooooooth: 2:50pm On Nov 17, 2008
u just dey find, cheap calls, cheap sms,cheap sex. guy u so f**king cheap. you name suppose be cheapy! grin
RomanceRe: Ladies, Does This Hots? by smooooooth: 2:46pm On Nov 17, 2008
are u sure your koboko works,i'm sure the 2 times u did her, u used toys. weakling!
RomanceRe: Name One Reason To Cheat by smooooooth: 2:42pm On Nov 17, 2008
for the ladies: lots of cute guys with money on the street.

the guys: lots of free tempting ass and boobs on the street.
RomanceRe: People Help Me Out Here! by smooooooth: 11:07am On Nov 14, 2008
before the relationship they have 50/50

but when they get involved one has to relinquish some control so the relationship can work
maybe 60/40

cos any form of relationship without an authority is total anarchy.

but who gets what depends on who is ready to compromise in the relationship

i have seen some where the lady has the 60 while the guy takes 40 and vice versa.

but in my relationship its gonna be 100/0 grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Boys Why Do You Do This ? by smooooooth: 10:59am On Nov 14, 2008
u al talking about the boy, ow bout the woman, at 64 she still wants a 21year old boy. they are both in the same pit in hell!
RomanceRe: Romantic Poems Corner by smooooooth: 10:49am On Nov 14, 2008
poem time abi? ok check this out.

flies and shit
cows and mallams

girls and money
come and go

i say yet there is one more important combination

you and i.

tongue hehehe
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Delta Nairalanders Lets Meet Here by smooooooth: 10:44am On Nov 14, 2008
lysaa, are u sure u can speak your lang well, cos u just asked ''wetin dey'' anyway i no go hold u for that, cos me too i dey try just like u.

na ni.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Delta Nairalanders Lets Meet Here by smooooooth: 10:19am On Nov 14, 2008
i hail o. but not all deltans dey speak pidgin naa, i think its common with wafi, and niger delta as a whole.

anyway sha me i don feel all that area well well, but i come from delta ibo side sha, ika-north.

ow una dey.
RomanceRe: ! by smooooooth: 9:56am On Nov 14, 2008
sexyLeamon:
MrCrackles are you that mean? @poster sorry I do not think she really love you. dump her, and find someone better
and this isnt mean right?

@poster, what do u want the girl to do, shoot her self in the head for you b4 u can be convinced she likes you. some pple just dnt know how to express what they feel inside, i suggest you have a word with her bout your feelings and hear what she has to say.
RomanceRe: Help! Help! Help! by smooooooth: 9:51am On Nov 14, 2008
i can see good schools are developing in mushin. congrats!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Need A Man With A Heart To Love by smooooooth: 9:48am On Nov 14, 2008
quickygirl:
Mr talk talk, Vladislav you said my picture (in my profile )looks like shit, No be I'm i go look Who is talking, i check your own profile, what i saw looks like a person sha BUT THE PROGNOSIS IS THAT FROM YOUR OWN PICTURE BELOW.
1. you are surrering from mild IMBECILITY
2. you are a RETARD
3. you an epitome and impersonation of the expression " PLAIN DUMB"
4. You invented the 'S' in Supid looking
5 you put the UN in UN-attractive male
Thats my Hi five for you, No vex o, But you no just try!!SEE WHO IS TALKING
seriously, i hardly laugh, but this got me cracking. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

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