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i no believe your tory, but if na true. your wife and her best friend definately planned this one, just to check if you can be faithful. ladies are fond of games like this.

i mean why will she come in by 11pm, when she was supposed to be going for a vigil, and see the way the friend came at you. haba! na plan o, and too bad you f**ked up. try to keep your willy in your pants next time.

u made ''the'' big mistake, when the chase is still on, never show any trace or sign of love, or just forget ever getting the girl. they just start fronting, and broda,sincerely i no know why o.

just lay back a little and make her feel u going with her suggestion of not being friends again, then u will see her come running into your hands, trust me on this one

sexyLeamon:
all women are different

yeah i guess, the ones without a mouth and ass, then i dont think we can call them women, maybe girlsss.

Easybaby:
There are only two ways to woman heart:

Through the Mouth and the Ass

hey sexyleamon, at 20, i strongly recommend you learn from a grown up like easybaby.

if na guy open this thread now, i no the kind names wey pple for don call am.

sexyLeamon:
you have a long way to go

thanks, you wey get short way to go. be real babe, we all know it.

once u can get a woman in your bed,they give u their heart,so what u shld be working at is how to get them into bed, and the only way is by emptying your pocket,kpere!

wonder the kind of guys girls date. when u asked her out didnt she notice u a ''comfusionist''

infact go ahead, she desrves to be ''comfusedly'' disvirgined for making the ''comfusing'' mistake of dating a dick head like you.

you are the wicked wife that all men shld flee from. dnt go spoil a good family relation, go look for a guy whose family is all dead to marry or berra still u can kill them so u can have all the time u seek, i pity the dude wey marry u sha. he will say i do to a life in eternal prison.

nothing like miss independent,all ladies are so dependent,infact the more independnt a lady looks the more dependent she is. back in the days when i used to date students,they were not so dependent,u give whatever they okay,never ask u though,and most times they take care of their stuff,but nowi date those working,they expect u to do everything for them, even their hair and nails.

i think u guys got into a serious thing too early. anyway u 23 now, and u shld be looking to get something serious going for u now, i suggest u sit your boyfriend down and talk things over with him,tell him how sorry u feel about what u did, and tell him how much u lovehim, and u guys shld look into the future, if he isnt thinking about that,then the early u let go the better.

**yawns** guy u forgot the 45th and most important tip, make sure u make hot wild sex with her everyday,cos thats what ladies really die for. infact for quick results skip all 44 and move straight to the 45th tip. u get them dying for life.trust me

we only heard this one cos her papa dey house of assemblyand na rtd colonel. cos this kind of stuff happens everyday on every corner of our miserable country. with uniformed men doing the exact opposite of what they shld do. oppress the same people they are suppose to protect. i see it happen everyday. and i sincerely think the police,army and navy need to be taught what their duties are. they dont seem to know.

and for God's sake,can our law makers do something about the blarring of sirens for no just cause abeg!its embarrasing, and so annoying.we are not in a state of war,and besides why cant they also go thru the same traffic like everybody else, thats where the work shld start from, making them know they are not different from the civilians, and everyone can be in the force if they want to, its a matter of choice.

for me 2 hearts in love, and with good prospect for the future can get married with a zero account balance. cos its only love that can survive all the many problems marriage bring. money can come and go, then you get to know the real person you married.

but if you really want a figure, 500,000 naira is a very strong platform to start from.

the guy is praying fervently for someone else to get you off him, thats why he keeps asking if anyone is asking u out, to know if his prayers is been answered. so i dnt think he really cares what u do, cos at the end, u just helping him while u help yourself.

ibkaye:
I have seen such o, can you imagine

you have seen! well i have been seen doing such, can u imagine

this move is just political. this man is dying to be president again, and he is trying to use the power of information to get pple to sympathise with him. f**k him, come next election, no one will still vote him.


wetin self, aint they tired of taking turns on the power seat. haba! we are 150million nigerians abeg, they shld give others chance, besides we need someone from the young generation, thats vibrant and smart. not the usual old tired dick heads.

i think smoooooooth is the guy to beat in the PF. the guy is so cute, and has this unique voice. i pray he wins.

if its no big deal, why are u making so much research so tey u go back in time to ancient greece. just be sorry u lost yours when u did, and be wise next life. chikena!

this is a dating/meet-up zone, and ppl are suppose to do just that here. and its so unreasonable for anyone to condemn,insult, criticize or just run their gutter mouth for nothing. and what ever criteria the poster mentioned is what she wants and no one got the right to pass sily comments on that.

there are ladies who will settle for just anybody but they are yet to find any. so it has nothing to do with standards or age. besides if she wanted just anyone, will any of you marry her.

poster abeg, no mind anybody,they are just aangry cos they are short and ugly. u will find just your heart desire at Gods time, and pls dnt settle for less abeg. as a matter of fact increase your taste as u grow older. who don see 99 wetin be hundred.

just another trick to know all the potential gay on NL so u can start recruiting. i know una. well well. sha stay away from my sons here!!!

truth or dare my ass! we all played that game, kissed the girls and paid the fine when it was a dude.

hey u all go easy on her, she was hit by a rock from the sky, she cant remember anything. give us more stupid glues, so we can help you.

this early u just wake up 7am, post this kind thing. u sleep at all self. na wa o. i sure say u no even thank God for seeing u thru the nite. 7am u wan f**k, u are just a perv.

abeg make one matured lady help this guy b4 he lose him identity.