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RomanceRe: Can You Date A Nigerian Policeman/woman? by smooooooth: 1:53pm On Dec 05, 2008
Moyola:
YES!

They are feri feri roman[b]tick[/b]!! tongue
u mean they will be sucking your blood

pretending to be in love.
RomanceRe: Can You Date A Nigerian Policeman/woman? by smooooooth: 1:41pm On Dec 05, 2008
get ready to eat sour soup everyday

and even as a wife, remember

''the police is not your friend''
RomanceRe: If It Were You Wat Will You Do by smooooooth: 12:12pm On Dec 05, 2008
Oga white, you will need to do more than that sef

u need to get a lie detector, a parrot and hire one

very good private detective, and carry the shrine from

your village so she can swear ever night b4 bed time.

but i doubt if u will be getting the truth even with all this \

your high tech + what i just mentioned to you now. u

berra just remain single b4 u give your self heart attack o. cheesy
RomanceRe: Life Is Too Short Have An Affair by smooooooth: 11:21am On Dec 05, 2008
Moyola:
wtz there sef? grin tongue
a heart breaker.

hey pls hit my yim.
RomanceRe: Confused by smooooooth: 11:19am On Dec 05, 2008
izeek:
smooth ,
this one doesn't want to make same mistake so she is seeking our mature advice.
thats the best we can do as[b] mature[/b] adults involved in a serious relationship.
now u making feel like her boyfriend.

anyway sha, thats what i have observed

with ladies.
RomanceRe: Life Is Too Short Have An Affair by smooooooth: 11:15am On Dec 05, 2008
Moyola:
I think something else! tongue
yeah i imagine what u think

judging from your profile pics

where u breaking hearts.
RomanceRe: Y Play Wit My Feelings? by smooooooth: 11:11am On Dec 05, 2008
Moyola:
whAt 4? undecided
since u wont hit me on my YIM

then i will get it thru whateva means naa.

and warn that steve guy o. next time u ask

moyo to hit your YIM, na your balls go receive

the kick o.
RomanceRe: Confused by smooooooth: 11:08am On Dec 05, 2008
izeek, leave the babe, u need to understand women

once they want to fall in a hole, even if you shine torch

light,they will still jump into it. they sound confused,but

na lie, they already have what they intend doing. all they want

is someone that will support them, which in most cases they never get

cos the decisions they take are always the wrong ones,its like they're

born to make mistakes.
RomanceRe: Y Play Wit My Feelings? by smooooooth: 11:02am On Dec 05, 2008
Moyola:
undecided tongue
wetin abi na u be the girl?

then i desperately want the sim.
RomanceRe: Why Stay? by smooooooth: 11:00am On Dec 05, 2008
Asa don explain why.

''ni to ri omo, lo ji ya ni ile oko.

mama mi o fo ju ri, thats is why they stay.

it will happen to all of una too,

say Amin! tongue
RomanceRe: How To Know If A Girl Has Born A Baby Before by smooooooth: 10:56am On Dec 05, 2008
check her breast, no stretch mark

check her arm, no stretch mark

check her belle, no stretch mark

check her thighs,no stretch mark.

check her t*t* no stretch mark

then guy forget wetin your friends

dey talk and enjoy your sef, abi u wan

marry am?
RomanceRe: If It Were You Wat Will You Do by smooooooth: 10:39am On Dec 05, 2008
Ujujoan:
Jeeeeez!!! Now you are scaring me . . . cheesy cheesy
why u scared? do u intend cheating.

i really dnt think Mr white will need to do all this

if you end up being Mrs white. abi?
RomanceRe: Y Play Wit My Feelings? by smooooooth: 10:03am On Dec 05, 2008
you dnt have to pick her call

sell your sim card to me.
RomanceRe: Would You Continue To Date An Hiv Positive Girl Even If You Knew Her Status? by smooooooth: 3:54pm On Dec 03, 2008
@ okija _juju

you have really made some reasonable points here and i can understand your arguement.

but what we saying here is, you find out some u love got the virus, you shld know even if they

got it thru cheating or any of the other ways it can be contracted, that it cld have been anyone

even you. no one is above sin, no one is above mistake. and when that happens. you dnt be the first

to discrimate and run,expecially when u are the one that much is required from, remember u professed love.

if u say it cant happen to you, let me throw this question to the whole NLers, can anyone boast that they have

never, ever had a careless sex,once in their life time, not even while u got drunk or the opportunity came and there

was no condon on hand. pls lets be realistic. 1 out of 2 nigerians do it once in a while without protection.we can testify

to it,look at the number of girls that get knocked up everyday. anyone cld have got the disease that way, we are all cheats,

liars,like most are lying right now,that they av never been careless. i have gona for 3 voluntary test too, i am negative. but what

prompted those test u may ask. i had careless sex those three occasions, i am sure thats why u had yours too. now imagine u had come

positive in one of those test, then your GF runs off, how will you feel. and yes i agree hiv/Aids have no cure, and so does many other diseses

like the sickle cell i mentioned earlie, and my brother we all gonna die someday,some of us even b4 an hiv patient, from a little thing as cold self.

so dnt go boasting and stop the discrimination. hiv pple need love and care. and besides there may be a cure one day and some of those who have it

will be alive and get cured. maybe the girl/boy u ran away from then. how can u now face then as healthy pple. some disease just like hiv had no cure

in times pass, like the very common malaria we know today.
RomanceRe: My Girl Friend Left Me For An Mtn Man by smooooooth: 12:53pm On Dec 03, 2008
yeah keep taking her back even is she

runs off and back with guys working with

glo, zain, visafone, starrcooms, multilinks,

and etisalat, b4 u know there is no future btw u

2, that is mere infatuation and lot of time lost.
RomanceRe: Would You Continue To Date An Hiv Positive Girl Even If You Knew Her Status? by smooooooth: 12:41pm On Dec 03, 2008
hiv is just like any other kind of disease

and it cld happen to anyone, and hiv infected

pple are just like you and i, so they need care

love and attention. the response here just shows how

ignorant pple are,with all the awareness thats is going about.

infact the way some of you sound, u need to go for voluntary testing

and counselling, cos it shows that u are the ignorant and most vulnerable

specie that they have been trying to save.

@post
my answer is yes i will continue, we may stop sex, or we cld use protection

and if she wants a baby, then i can help her thru test tube fertility or something.

its just like having a GF with Sickle cell.
RomanceRe: My Ex-Boyfriend Said He'll See Me At The Altar by smooooooth: 3:31pm On Dec 02, 2008
sounds like 2 loosers to me.
RomanceRe: How Do You Feel In Your Best Friend's Wedding? by smooooooth: 3:29pm On Dec 02, 2008
what a question.

u are suppose to be

happy for your friend

jealous bas****** angry
RomanceRe: Guys: If A Fine Girl Asks You Out by smooooooth: 3:25pm On Dec 02, 2008
spikedcylinder:
smiley smiley

You see why I luvs ya? grin grin
whitelexi:
I see why u luvs moi cheesy grin

[sub]i just hope uju aint seeing this.
[/sub]
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Mr. Right? Ladies Give Ur Specification Of The Mr. Right U Are Looking For Here by smooooooth: 3:20pm On Dec 02, 2008
shegirl & h.r hotness

i think God got your specifications

he is moulding the men right away

i just hope you 2 wont be too old

by the time he is thru with making the men

with all the specs you requested.
EducationRe: Is It Possible For My People In Hnd Laspotech 2008/2009 Session To Know 1-anoda? by smooooooth: 3:12pm On Dec 02, 2008
why be say na poly students dey do all this kind thing

1. u open this kind topic for sexuality section

2. u just graduate the next thing for ya head na to hook up

the one u socialize for school no do u?
RomanceRe: Questions For U Guys? by smooooooth: 3:09pm On Dec 02, 2008
hey tgirl, u keep bringing this topic ontop

why u so concerned bout what guys think bout ugly girls

are u ugly?cos some of us like them ugly girls better smiley
RomanceRe: What Can A Man Do To Satisfy His Woman? by smooooooth: 3:04pm On Dec 02, 2008
i think this is a true story, it is a clear example that dating is diff from marriage

now u have moved in 2gether,which is a feel of what marriage will look like for 2 of you

when u guys were dating and living differently, things seem smooth,now check the diff.

and secondly, i bet you have learnt that there is no romance without finance, thats why

its not advisable to compromise anything that bothers on your future just to be with someone

cos when things aint working,they forget your sacrifice and see you as a failure instead.
RomanceRe: Ask Nigeria Girl Out by smooooooth: 2:10pm On Dec 02, 2008
just tell her u a business man

tht you sell recharge cards

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