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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Iice Can I Meet You? by smooooooth: 7:02pm On Jul 09, 2008
abeg, whats broomstick, broomfest, pammy and all that foreign language wey una dey yan, me like know.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Iice Can I Meet You? by smooooooth: 7:01pm On Jul 09, 2008
iice:
[color=#9900ff]
And all that inquire and report na wah![/color]
sorry about the report,but at least answer the probe, cos you are suppose to be threading this thread 24/7. you kept guys waiting naa.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Iice Can I Meet You? by smooooooth: 6:51pm On Jul 09, 2008
iice:
[color=#9900ff]Who? huh


Laydee, it's constantly on ooo tongue tongue[/color]
no ba ya thread, which one be who?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Iice Can I Meet You? by smooooooth: 6:47pm On Jul 09, 2008
[quote author=mukina2 link=topic=64572.msg2483623#msg2483623 date=1215625557

time to put on your shades cool grin
[quote][/quote]why naa, i wan see eyes o. sexy ones.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Iice Can I Meet You? by smooooooth: 6:44pm On Jul 09, 2008
hey cherry, how ar eu dearie, why u always logging in late, when i'm bout to leave work for home
RomanceRe: Will You Work For Her by smooooooth: 5:16pm On Jul 09, 2008
Gamine:
Answer the Question jare.
yes ma, i will take it professionally, i will do my part and recognise her as the boss, but the roles changed once we step in the house, then i be the boss and God help her if she goofed @ the office, i go,
RomanceRe: Will You Work For Her by smooooooth: 5:11pm On Jul 09, 2008
na wa o, what do u have against men, all your post seem to humiliate and degrade them to mere pennis
RomanceRe: Missed Call Dangers! by smooooooth: 5:06pm On Jul 09, 2008
Moyola:
whtchu tryin 2 say?
whtchu thinking tongue
CrimeRe: Why Do Some Men Beat Up Their Wives? by smooooooth: 4:17pm On Jul 09, 2008
depending on the woman. some like to be loved, others love to be beaten!
RomanceRe: Missed Call Dangers! by smooooooth: 4:14pm On Jul 09, 2008
badoski101:
still dnt biliv she was in class, if at all she was in class at what time(evening class?), haba!!! we went through school as well now.abeg guys wise up O!!!dnt let 1 girl start dulling you!!!cldnt she have excused herself.or she she was pressed or needed to change her soaked p*d,wldnt she have excused her self, liar!!!
probably the poster was the only one in the room lipsrsealed [s]class with her
RomanceRe: Never Fall In Love With A Stranger by smooooooth: 3:58pm On Jul 09, 2008
@poster---------guy help your self,them dey sell book, 100 naira now for island.
RomanceRe: Pls Help Me Contribute To This Matter Ohhhh by smooooooth: 3:55pm On Jul 09, 2008
@poster, see your pastor for what? all these cele girls sef, i dont think thats enough reason to say he doesnt love you, besides that can give someone the creeps,considering our society where voodooo is used to hold people bound. as a matter of fact i think you are the one trying to spoil the relationship with your pressure on seeing your pastor.
if na me, i don zap, tey, tey. the guy must love you to be considering seeing her for 'later'
RomanceRe: Missed Call Dangers! by smooooooth: 3:45pm On Jul 09, 2008
dont blame the guy, girls 2nd best friend is her fone, they are always with it, and love to get calls, and they only thing that can keep them from picking calls is when they're truely really overly busy, or they've been cut out of this world by a hot sweet F**k. so its just normal after 28missed calls for your mind to run.(though the guy lack trusr sha)

@iice------------you're always rofl, your cloth go don durty finis, i pity your washing machine.
RomanceRe: Never Fall In Love With A Stranger by smooooooth: 3:38pm On Jul 09, 2008
make una leave the guy, he sabi english, just that he's still going through the shock of his damaged nissan morano(remember he worked 6 hard yrs to buy am) and seconly the fact say the babe wey ditch am dey move navigator wey another guy buy(which means she's not doing badly,and still no go send am)

dont worry,when he recovers, he will tell us the concluding part in GOOD english, i sure,(guy abeg no fail me, i don help u cover up, go learn english now o)
RomanceRe: Never Fall In Love With A Stranger by smooooooth: 2:26pm On Jul 09, 2008
na this kind grammer gowon yan, wey complicate issues,fuel the biafra crisis, cos nobody comprehend the guy.


@all----------how una take understand the guy self, xpecially ib, which kind channels your cable dey catch wey that yans be like tv ad. na wa o.
RomanceRe: Every Man Thinks Of A Woman Everyday 24/7. by smooooooth: 2:07pm On Jul 09, 2008
men love women, women love money, so to be thought about 24/7, you have to be chasing the rigth thing. huh
RomanceRe: Tracking Your Husband by smooooooth: 7:10pm On Jul 08, 2008
redhotchick, the only thing that will need tracking is your heart rate, cos at the rate you will be getting the beeps from your guys shagging runs,your heart beat will just rise 1000% and that might be the cause of a heart failure-----------------------its berra u dont know than killing your self.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Iice Can I Meet You? by smooooooth: 7:03pm On Jul 08, 2008
abeg which language una dey yan naa, na patua. god have mercy, aliens on NL, anyway iice, how far la, and mukina i dey hear ur gist(hot gist sha) hey creamish, dual core na my Dog, so i go just  lipsrsealed for ya mistake sha.
RomanceRe: Tracking Your Husband by smooooooth: 6:55pm On Jul 08, 2008
track my arse, so far your gps shit aint tied to my privates, u never know what i'm up to.hehehehe tongue
RomanceRe: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by smooooooth: 12:33pm On Jul 08, 2008
Wokeyim:
@ Poster
I find your inability to cook & clean my house extraordinarily unappealing
Then get your mother or younger sister to cook and clean your house. Na by force?
can tell, u cant cook. no wahala, fast food joint dey gberekete
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Iice Can I Meet You? by smooooooth: 12:06pm On Jul 08, 2008
Dual Core:
prove it, melt iice tongue grintongue
i can melt ice,if i want to men, but i am a grown man now, and i am thru with the playa game thing, i had an unbeaten record back in the days.
so i dont have anything to prove, and besides,iice aint the kind of girl you wanna mess with, she's a good girl, the type that can turn a playa to a husband.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Iice Can I Meet You? by smooooooth: 11:45am On Jul 08, 2008
Dual Core:
kiss


P.S: the trio of smooooth, genial, and brine have utterly failed to melt iice. sad smooooth u be man?
guy its taking you a whole 6months to hook ceamish, then what u expect of ice. i think u should know it takes longer to melt ice than cream,thats already in a fluid state. so its too early to conclude. and as the man part, i am more man than most boys on the forum, just one lucky lady will find that out @ the end.


hey ib, how u dey.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Happy Birthday To All Those Born In July. by smooooooth: 7:38pm On Jul 07, 2008
Gamine:
Wetin do you really?

wetin concern u concern me?
nothing do me, i dey kampe

my concern be say you dey jump too much, tongue
RomanceRe: Correct chics go 4 clean guys by smooooooth: 7:10pm On Jul 07, 2008
it dosnt follow that once u are pretty then u must have beautiful kids, i have seen pretty couples produce orgre as kids, it depends ont the body of the couples, expecially the carrying mother, if not how do u explain some of the finest kids are born by ugly parents.

secondly, your theory is wrong, all girls want a rich guy, who cares if he's fine,ugly or stupid, just be rich.
RomanceRe: Womens English Translation by smooooooth: 6:58pm On Jul 07, 2008
:d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d :d
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Iice Can I Meet You? by smooooooth: 6:52pm On Jul 07, 2008
hey, just having fun here, sorry if i hit a wrong cord dear, got to run, seem eveyone left me-behind. anyways for real,i've long since been admiring your post, they speak of a ''lady'' if you know what i mean,but then, that may have been influnced by the fact that you are an administrator, with the ''naughty ice hiding in the surface'' whichever i think you are cool, just try loosen up a bit, like u know melt small.
choa!!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Iice Can I Meet You? by smooooooth: 6:48pm On Jul 07, 2008
iice:
[color=#9900ff]Not sure what feeling or thoughts you were trying to evoke with that one huh tongue
My katana is in good shape grin[/color]

wasnt trying to provoke any feeling, just kidding, besides with an icy face, you can neither laugh nor frown,its just ice straight.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Iice Can I Meet You? by smooooooth: 6:39pm On Jul 07, 2008
iice:
[color=#9900ff]Nahhhh asylum works for me better wink
You'd like that wouldn't you grin grin[/color]
what i'd like is to give u some asylumanic lin chow fung wong kick in the arse,and a lovely gentle kiss on your lips,
how bout that?

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