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abeg, whats broomstick, broomfest, pammy and all that foreign language wey una dey yan, me like know. |
iice:sorry about the report,but at least answer the probe, cos you are suppose to be threading this thread 24/7. you kept guys waiting naa. |
iice:no ba ya thread, which one be who? |
[quote author=mukina2 link=topic=64572.msg2483623#msg2483623 date=1215625557 time to put on your shades ![]() [quote][/quote]why naa, i wan see eyes o. sexy ones. |
hey cherry, how ar eu dearie, why u always logging in late, when i'm bout to leave work for home |
Gamine:yes ma, i will take it professionally, i will do my part and recognise her as the boss, but the roles changed once we step in the house, then i be the boss and God help her if she goofed @ the office, i go, |
na wa o, what do u have against men, all your post seem to humiliate and degrade them to mere pennis |
Moyola:whtchu thinking ![]() |
depending on the woman. some like to be loved, others love to be beaten! |
badoski101:probably the poster was the only one in the [s]class with her |
@poster---------guy help your self,them dey sell book, 100 naira now for island. |
@poster, see your pastor for what? all these cele girls sef, i dont think thats enough reason to say he doesnt love you, besides that can give someone the creeps,considering our society where voodooo is used to hold people bound. as a matter of fact i think you are the one trying to spoil the relationship with your pressure on seeing your pastor. if na me, i don zap, tey, tey. the guy must love you to be considering seeing her for 'later' |
dont blame the guy, girls 2nd best friend is her fone, they are always with it, and love to get calls, and they only thing that can keep them from picking calls is when they're truely really overly busy, or they've been cut out of this world by a hot sweet F**k. so its just normal after 28missed calls for your mind to run.(though the guy lack trusr sha) @iice------------you're always rofl, your cloth go don durty finis, i pity your washing machine. |
make una leave the guy, he sabi english, just that he's still going through the shock of his damaged nissan morano(remember he worked 6 hard yrs to buy am) and seconly the fact say the babe wey ditch am dey move navigator wey another guy buy(which means she's not doing badly,and still no go send am) dont worry,when he recovers, he will tell us the concluding part in GOOD english, i sure,(guy abeg no fail me, i don help u cover up, go learn english now o) |
na this kind grammer gowon yan, wey complicate issues,fuel the biafra crisis, cos nobody comprehend the guy. @all----------how una take understand the guy self, xpecially ib, which kind channels your cable dey catch wey that yans be like tv ad. na wa o. |
men love women, women love money, so to be thought about 24/7, you have to be chasing the rigth thing. ![]() |
redhotchick, the only thing that will need tracking is your heart rate, cos at the rate you will be getting the beeps from your guys shagging runs,your heart beat will just rise 1000% and that might be the cause of a heart failure-----------------------its berra u dont know than killing your self. |
abeg which language una dey yan naa, na patua. god have mercy, aliens on NL, anyway iice, how far la, and mukina i dey hear ur gist(hot gist sha) hey creamish, dual core na my Dog, so i go just for ya mistake sha. |
track my arse, so far your gps shit aint tied to my privates, u never know what i'm up to.hehehehe ![]() |
Wokeyim:can tell, u cant cook. no wahala, fast food joint dey gberekete |
Dual Core:i can melt ice,if i want to men, but i am a grown man now, and i am thru with the playa game thing, i had an unbeaten record back in the days. so i dont have anything to prove, and besides,iice aint the kind of girl you wanna mess with, she's a good girl, the type that can turn a playa to a husband. |
Dual Core:guy its taking you a whole 6months to hook ceamish, then what u expect of ice. i think u should know it takes longer to melt ice than cream,thats already in a fluid state. so its too early to conclude. and as the man part, i am more man than most boys on the forum, just one lucky lady will find that out @ the end. hey ib, how u dey. |
Gamine:nothing do me, i dey kampe my concern be say you dey jump too much, ![]() |
it dosnt follow that once u are pretty then u must have beautiful kids, i have seen pretty couples produce orgre as kids, it depends ont the body of the couples, expecially the carrying mother, if not how do u explain some of the finest kids are born by ugly parents. secondly, your theory is wrong, all girls want a rich guy, who cares if he's fine,ugly or stupid, just be rich. |
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hey, just having fun here, sorry if i hit a wrong cord dear, got to run, seem eveyone left me-behind. anyways for real,i've long since been admiring your post, they speak of a ''lady'' if you know what i mean,but then, that may have been influnced by the fact that you are an administrator, with the ''naughty ice hiding in the surface'' whichever i think you are cool, just try loosen up a bit, like u know melt small. choa!! |
iice: |
iice:what i'd like is to give u some asylumanic lin chow fung wong kick in the arse,and a lovely gentle kiss on your lips, how bout that? |
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smooooth u be man?