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segzi cres:no wahala frnd!! men are far berra than women. they are the ones who do all the weird and perverted stuffs |
segzi cres:come segzy cretin abi wetin be that name, leave me in peace, abeg i don leave your thread, its either you take the truth say your post wack, and we be friends, or you carry your self go, and we still abeg leave me. |
its no surprise, with the way ladies are going these days, acting really stupid, we may see more get married to light poles!rubbish |
segzi cres:definatley a broken CD, what a waste of my time, hey peep try and get a decent haircut, u look like a gorrilla in your pics, have a nice day boy! |
segzi cres:me hatin? whut reason? that i lack your stupidity, plss say something else, or i stop posting, |
segzi cres:you have to qualify first, your hand shld go acros your head and touch your other ear, before you can be admitted, i guess that will take you another 200yrs to achieve, so wait, grow, add some more sense, then i can tell you where d school is to try. |
i didnt know u were this brilliant thats what u have been posting on every thread, and now u come here and post this! I DIDNT KNOW U WERE THIS STUPID!!!!!!!!! |
are u sure u not their baby father? |
beg your finest friend to sleep with him, all men have that fantasy. will be a gift he will never forget!serious. |
first long post i've read to the end, cos it made more sense than lots of short post i read. you really said it all. women try endure read and learn, it will help alot. |
Gamine:i take my time to pick my friends, i have made some cool ones on Nl and have actually met a couple of them. i no toast, just like their mentality, sensitivity and maturity, i been think say u been wan dey make sense with your post small small, make i add u, u just dey misfire like say i wan toast u. berra know that i mind what i do on NL, cos i actually like sm1 on the land, but still observing, and if i will make a move it will be in that direction, that doesnt point to you, besides you just proved my thots, u still a girl, i'm a man and i need to meet women. just knw that most of us just love to make jokes and make friends along.una don dey make the whole Nl thing irritating self. chadas!!! |
infact i no get una time, ib, was just joking dear, i bet u know me by now, i just love to joke alot. have a great eve. (a woman in the making )gamine, just wanted to know u, but u wan carry insult enter, e do. i aint no kid, ask some of ya friends on NL, take time o. lasierfare abi na trade fare, u dnt have to support girl talk to gain their attention, real women will just notice you if u a man. una o da bo. |
Gamine:sharrrrrrraaaaap there, what do u even know bout real men. cos them keep u quiet. people like jek kad, and nubian with redhotchick, never talk u dey here dey talk bout wetin u know noffin bout. abi u think say na those guys wey dey blow whistle or act like cats for ur window just to see u we dey talk bout. shioooor. |
ibkaye:hmm, i dnt think he meant u dnt have breast and kini, probably something else, allow me ask him, ehen baba whats ur name, what do u mean she's not a real woman naa. ![]() |
a woman is supportive, while a girl is dependent like most NL chicks a woman is decent while a girl is loose like a shoe lace like most NL chicks a woman is ready for marriage while a girl is still confused likemost NL chicks a woman knows how to talk while a girls yans lousily like most NL chicks a woman is understanding while a girl is so insensitive like most NL chicks |
na wa o gilrs, u just wanna meet them they take it for something else, unlike women. ![]() |
Gamine:stop acting like a girl. i'm an opportunity detector, trust me you just try dance makosa first, you'll be surprised at the outcome ![]() |
Gamine:i hope u not indirectly calling me a boy, cos.anyways are u gonna give a man the opportunity of meeting u, i aint toasting u for god's sakes, u and this your right time self. na wa o. |
Gamine:you're right, like i did wait for now, ![]() |
redhotchick, your posts are hilarious and very interesting. i think you are the live wire of NL anyways its better to save for the future, but when the money is really there and the person is just a stingy, tight hand accountant, then its berra toleave cos no 10kobo for u o. |
ok, back to topic, a man is the one who will want to meet gamine, and get her contact, so give me your contact, while a boy will be so dumb to even ask. hope i'm on course ![]() |
Gamine:lol, hey i aint using any pick up line girl, and if it sounds like one, then you inspired it, cos u got pretty eyes, and i really wanna meet u, serious |
Gamine:hey diva, i've been buzzing u naaa, i have almost turned into a bee, buzzing from thread to thread, to thread. abeg notice!!!!! |
need to take akamu ![]() hey i'm just kidding ya and u do really have nice eyes, wont mind seeing them from a closer range dear ![]() |
and you email add is for, ?to send comments regarding your post, or all the fine babes on NL to contact you abi? . no wahala, everyman with him strategyanyways na true you talk, nice post too. |
come o, gamine, na u dey that pic for your profile, need to take , anyway sha u got fine eyes. |
oyb:Bad guy, na u know o. all i know is the launcher is private. gamine i have a jet too, infact what ever cruise you wanna go with i will get u there. mi o kere o, just ask anything u want pere, |
Gamine:anywhere u wanna go, i go carry you with my private launcher, just ask kpere |
Gamine: |
Gamine:hey baby, dnt try me o, cos i meant it when i said i will love to take u on my private rocket launcher and launch u outta this world, ![]() |
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