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RomanceRe: I Married Eiffel Tower by smooooooth: 2:16pm On Jul 17, 2008
segzi cres:
@smooth okay if it is what baba wants. we frnds ryt?
no wahala frnd!!

men are far berra than women.
they are the ones who do all the weird and perverted stuffs
RomanceRe: I Married Eiffel Tower by smooooooth: 2:01pm On Jul 17, 2008
segzi cres:
@smooth baba!! anything wey baba talk na true. it's almost unbelievable the brilliance the guy posses.
come segzy cretin abi wetin be that name, leave me in peace, abeg i don leave your thread, its either you take the truth say your post wack, and we be friends, or you carry your self go, and we still no be friends,so leave me.

abeg leave me.
RomanceRe: I Married Eiffel Tower by smooooooth: 1:52pm On Jul 17, 2008
its no surprise, with the way ladies are going these days, acting really stupid, we may see more get married to light poles!rubbish
RomanceRe: My Gurl! by smooooooth: 1:44pm On Jul 17, 2008
segzi cres:
@smooth men your brilliance tends to grow with every post. your last post waz a master piece.
definatley a broken CD, what a waste of my time, hey peep try and get a decent haircut, u look like a gorrilla in your pics, have a nice day boy!
RomanceRe: My Gurl! by smooooooth: 1:38pm On Jul 17, 2008
segzi cres:
@beauticious dnt come into this. the guy's only hatin.
me hatin? whut reason? that i lack your stupidity, plss say something else, or i stop posting,
RomanceRe: My Gurl! by smooooooth: 1:34pm On Jul 17, 2008
segzi cres:
@smooth chai this your brilliance is too much. which schl did u go? i need to go to your schl.
you have to qualify first, your hand shld go acros your head and touch your other ear, before you can be admitted, i guess that will take you another 200yrs to achieve, so wait, grow, add some more sense, then i can tell you where d school is to try.
RomanceRe: My Gurl! by smooooooth: 1:23pm On Jul 17, 2008
i didnt know u were this brilliant thats what u have been posting on every thread, and now u come here and post this! I DIDNT KNOW U WERE THIS STUPID!!!!!!!!!
RomanceRe: Help: Why Am I Always Meeting Single Mother When Am Still Single! by smooooooth: 1:18pm On Jul 17, 2008
are u sure u not their baby father?
RomanceRe: Best Gift That Can Make Ur Man Happy On His Birthday! by smooooooth: 12:41pm On Jul 17, 2008
beg your finest friend to sleep with him, all men have that fantasy. will be a gift he will never forget!serious.
RomanceRe: The Many Erroneous Assumption Of Most Nigeria Lady by smooooooth: 12:36pm On Jul 17, 2008
first long post i've read to the end, cos it made more sense than lots of short post i read. you really said it all. women try endure read and learn, it will help alot.
RomanceRe: How To Seperate The Men From The Boys by smooooooth: 7:54pm On Jul 16, 2008
Gamine:
Really what are you saying mr smoooooth

if u wan talk, talk i dey hole uhuh
i take my time to pick my friends, i have made some cool ones on Nl and have actually met a couple of them. i no toast, just like their mentality, sensitivity and maturity, i been think say u been wan dey make sense with your post small small, make i add u, u just dey misfire like say i wan toast u.

berra know that i mind what i do on NL, cos i actually like sm1 on the land, but still observing, and if i will make a move it will be in that direction, that doesnt point to you, besides you just proved my thots, u still a girl, i'm a man and i need to meet women.

just knw that most of us just love to make jokes and make friends along.una don dey make the whole Nl thing irritating self.
chadas!!!
RomanceRe: How To Seperate The Men From The Boys by smooooooth: 7:43pm On Jul 16, 2008
infact i no get una time,

ib, was just joking dear, i bet u know me by now, i just love to joke alot. have a great eve. (a woman in the making wink)

gamine, just wanted to know u, but u wan carry insult enter, e do. i aint no kid, ask some of ya friends on NL, take time o.

lasierfare abi na trade fare, u dnt have to support girl talk to gain their attention, real women will just notice you if u a man.

una o da bo.
RomanceRe: How To Seperate The Men From The Boys by smooooooth: 7:37pm On Jul 16, 2008
Gamine:
A man will stick to the Topic at hand

A boy will deviate just as his unstable mind
sharrrrrrraaaaap there, what do u even know bout real men. cos them keep u quiet. people like jek kad, and nubian with redhotchick, never talk u dey here dey talk bout wetin u know noffin bout. abi u think say na those guys wey dey blow whistle or act like cats for ur window just to see u we dey talk bout.
shioooor.
RomanceRe: How To Seperate The Men From The Boys by smooooooth: 7:32pm On Jul 16, 2008
ibkaye:
AHHHHHHHH, so I'm not a real woman? see this one shocked
hmm, i dnt think he meant u dnt have breast and kini, probably something else, allow me ask him, ehen baba whats ur name, what do u mean she's not a real woman naa. grin
RomanceRe: How To Seperate The Men From The Boys by smooooooth: 7:29pm On Jul 16, 2008
a woman is supportive, while a girl is dependent like most NL chicks
a woman is decent while a girl is loose like a shoe lace like most NL chicks
a woman is ready for marriage while a girl is still confused likemost NL chicks
a woman knows how to talk while a girls yans lousily like most NL chicks
a woman is understanding while a girl is so insensitive like most NL chicks
RomanceRe: How To Seperate The Men From The Boys by smooooooth: 7:18pm On Jul 16, 2008
na wa o gilrs, u just wanna meet them they take it for something else, unlike women.
embarassed embarassed
RomanceRe: How To Seperate The Men From The Boys by smooooooth: 7:04pm On Jul 16, 2008
Gamine:
@lexi

there is a girl in every woman tongue

@Smoooooth

A man knows when opportunity comes knocking

A boy wont know what opportunity is, even if she danced makossa in his face

tongue
stop acting like a girl.

i'm an opportunity detector, trust me

you just try dance makosa first, you'll be surprised at the outcome tongue
RomanceRe: How To Seperate The Men From The Boys by smooooooth: 6:57pm On Jul 16, 2008
Gamine:
The now is not equal to the right time.

A man will use his head

A boy will use his lipsrsealed
i hope u not indirectly calling me a boy, angry cos.
anyways are u gonna give a man the opportunity of meeting u, i aint toasting u for god's sakes, u and this your right time self. na wa o.
RomanceRe: How To Seperate The Men From The Boys by smooooooth: 6:50pm On Jul 16, 2008
Gamine:
A man will wait for the right time

A boy/fool will rush in.
you're right, like i did wait for now, cool
RomanceRe: Penny Lover! by smooooooth: 6:42pm On Jul 16, 2008
redhotchick, your posts are hilarious and very interesting.
i think you are the live wire of NL
anyways its better to save for the future, but when the money is really  there and the person is just a stingy, tight hand accountant, then its berra toleave cos no 10kobo for u o.
RomanceRe: How To Seperate The Men From The Boys by smooooooth: 6:33pm On Jul 16, 2008
ok, back to topic, a man is the one who will want to meet gamine, and get her contact, so give me your contact, while a boy will be so dumb to even ask.
hope i'm on course grin
RomanceRe: How To Seperate The Men From The Boys by smooooooth: 6:25pm On Jul 16, 2008
Gamine:
Your pick up line no go work tongue
lol, hey i aint using any pick up line girl, and if it sounds like one, then you inspired it, cos u got pretty eyes,
and i really wanna meet u, serious
RomanceRe: What Steps Do We Take To Find A True Partner? by smooooooth: 6:17pm On Jul 16, 2008
Gamine:
Step one, get on nairaland.

Step two, buzz someone on im.

let it go from dia
hey diva, i've been buzzing u naaa,
i have almost turned into a bee, buzzing from thread to thread, to thread. abeg notice!!!!!
RomanceRe: How To Seperate The Men From The Boys by smooooooth: 6:10pm On Jul 16, 2008
need to take akamu grin grin cheesy

hey i'm just kidding ya

and u do really have nice eyes, wont mind seeing them from a closer range dear tongue
RomanceRe: What Steps Do We Take To Find A True Partner? by smooooooth: 6:02pm On Jul 16, 2008
and you email add is for, ?to send comments regarding your post, or all the fine babes on NL to contact you abi? grin. no wahala, everyman with him strategy
anyways na true you talk, nice post too.
RomanceRe: How To Seperate The Men From The Boys by smooooooth: 5:59pm On Jul 16, 2008
come o, gamine, na u dey that pic for your profile, need to take lipsrsealed, anyway sha u got fine eyes.
RomanceRe: How To Seperate The Men From The Boys by smooooooth: 5:06pm On Jul 16, 2008
oyb:
i'm beginning to wonder about the 'private' . are you planning to launch her via your fountain grin
Bad guy, na u know o. all i know is the launcher is private.

gamine i have a jet too, infact what ever cruise you wanna go with i will get u there. mi o kere o, just ask anything u want pere,
RomanceRe: How To Seperate The Men From The Boys by smooooooth: 5:00pm On Jul 16, 2008
Gamine:
I tel you say i wan go yonder?

Paris is enough for me tongue
anywhere u wanna go, i go carry you with my private launcher, just ask kpere
RomanceRe: How To Seperate The Men From The Boys by smooooooth: 4:56pm On Jul 16, 2008
Gamine:
@Smooooth,
if i slap your big head eh! angry

why u dey vex naa, thot u said Men will take u on their private jet, and i was only showing i;m a BIGGER MAN, i got a rocket launcher.
RomanceRe: How To Seperate The Men From The Boys by smooooooth: 4:48pm On Jul 16, 2008
Gamine:
@Smooooth, come and put na
hey baby, dnt try me o, cos i meant it when i said i will love to take u on my private rocket launcher and launch u outta this world, tongue tongue

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