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Chat2MeBac:
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They were born MALES, having the physical attributes etc, HOWEVER, ONLY a very few[b]( can count them on my "12" fingers) [/b] will EVER be called MEN, Characteristic wise,

are u sure, you may have to borrow more hands.

i've seen those kind of undies alot, even worse. sexy undies turn me on, and they are better when the pants match the bra.

hey gamine, i will love to put you on my rocket launcher and launch you to space. how bout that.

Gamine:
Men: Lets go to Paris, hop on my jet.

so how many men have u humped, oops sorry how Men have jetted u.

RedHotChic:
The major difference is the price of their toys.

what toys u talking about, and if its what i'm thinking, how do u rate em.

tollu:
Haven't had sex in close to a year

, God you are a virgin again

that one hard again madame separator. Men Have d**ks while boys have Willys, thats it, and abeg that your page no dey open o.

janami:
@smooth
ok. i get it. maybe it just fits d bill of some apples on the ground are ripe but good, but others are too ripe therefore bad. u get to pick them carefully too

yeah, Jan, thats true, we have to be careful, even with the ones at the top, cos they may have been eaten by birds, and only look good from our view point, then when we take all the pain in climbling, we discover that birds have already fed on them and made sooooooooo rotten.

but why climb, when u can get good sweet decent apple by mere stretching. thats my point

so what u mean, man must die or break leg b4 he gets the good girls, i dnt agree. cos i have never broken a leg or head, and i am yet to meet a bad 'apple'

Moyola:
wt gives u d impression that u handsum?!

he never said he's hansum, he was asking if you think he's ugly, and i think u shld just tell him the truth, cos i suspect he's been lied to all his life by his and he does not have a mirror, so feel free, tell the guy

beauteous:
About d ques on yhur profile-yhu sure dnt wan me to ansa that

men u shld be lucky she wants to be friends, Grab it boy!!!!

he's been around the word, sowing his oaths, and cldnt find a pussy like yours, poor soul . now it's too late.

Gamine:
Thanks to YAHOO

learn to give a man some kudos, even if it was copied & stolen.

so how u dey,

hey LANKAYE, is a burnt ass supposed to be sexy? then i berra go sit on the stove.

gee you look like an over roasted cocoa yam, that shld be tasty to some those who love cocoa yam, maybe queen

there's no big deal, talking to a lady gee, you don't even have to rehearse or think up topics, they just flow, the only thing is to start a conversation, then things will flow naturally, and u can start one by talking about your interest and hers, this can really open up a whole lot of gist.

women tend to talk less on a first date, but once they get confortable and free with you, so u just be bold and chat her up on likes, like hobbies and stuff, soon she will get confortable and start doing the talking, then i bet you will be back here begging us to tell you how to pay real good attention.

goodluck.

RedHotChic:
You can do that with boys but allowing a girl that is that careless may ruin her life. She may get knocked up 5 times before she learns from her mistake.

you can do all the scrutinizing and match making,and she still gets knocked 5 times and gets dump, i just think it takes a reasonable girl to avoid somthing like that. and know the moment you start interfering too much, they hide things from u and thats how they get into more trouble with the wrong guys.

and i dnt agree that guys are exempted fron all the pains and heartaches, they are as much victims as the girls.

redhotchick,its best you allow them grow and discover things by them selves, so that way they dont blame you for any mistakes later. thats what i do sha, i even encourage every move they make by acting dumb.

guy just talk about aliens and spirits, that will make a good impresion.

no fucking person is fucking sabotaging any fucking shit, its just our irresponsible govt that's in biz(where it has no biz being in the first place) for profit, and has a civil service that fucking incompetent and totally useless, and a bunch of dumd fucking skulls in govt that cant even thing around a simple problem, and they are so deaf that they can even hear when the masses cry out a solution.
thats just the fucking problem
 WE NEED TOTAL PRIVATISATION. GOVT SHLD GET LOST FROM DOING BIZ, AND ALLOW THE ECONOMY TO GROW THRU THE CAPITALIST DRIVE!!!
if not nothing go work, as long as those dead brains continue to rule.

they waited for the last man in nigeria to buy, and now, BAN. what a waste of effort, & resources. people have had to work so hard just to get the ''i pass my neigbour'' and they dont even get the chance to use it. cos they know its no longer selling,everyone's got one, so now they wanna Ban.
stupid govt.

secondly, banning gen, will not help the power situation,rather it will make things worse, instead they need to look into the problem in the power sector, probably allow foreign investors come in. then people will automaticaly stop using the gen, or then a ban will be fine.besides who wont want it ban then, considering the health problems it poses.

F**king Senators.

whitelexi:
You should all understand that she's Chinese and english is not their first language, she is even trying to make an effort! haba
This is nairaland and we welcome all of africa and even other continents as long as we discuss issues regarding naija peeps. So if you want to help her. . . do so without any embarrassment, please.

guy,no mind them, because them manage go atutupuyoyo nursery and primary sch, with no shoe o. them no wan make person hear word. its just a case of mumurism,.anyway i agree with you, we shld know that some posters aint Nigeria, and english is just like a second language to them, so them no send. we shld be ashamed as nigerians that we dnt have our own general language,instead of laughing at others, because na we dey f**k up sef, we borrow everything from oyibo so tey some people don dey phoney se,like those two pankus, shior.

total rubbish! what was all the fitness exercise for, are they trying to give the impression that our para-military are fit, with their big protruding belles and over fat laps due to excess bribes.  i blame nigeria for the waste of precious lives, they must have been frustrated from being jobless too long, and decided to take thge marathon, even when they know they dnt have the stamina. poor souls, may they find eternal rest.

jek_kad:
ok ,smoooth im married

he's lucky. i think you cool sha.

jek_kad:
why do u ask? r u interested ? _{dnt mind me just pulling your legs}  

it would be stupid to say no, cos i wont turn down if you asked me, but then i have not thot of it, just wan know sha.

@michelin89, abeg no make them close this one o.

no go act part 2 wey no make sense,like all these our home video, cos they wey u write that watch out! you sounded more like them chico ejiro & co.

hey jenny are u really married. just wan know o.

i have been in the third situation, had a bet with friends, got the girl and fell in love, was called all kind of names by my friend. anyway the relationship broke up after 4yrs, her fault though, still miss her, she's been my best so far. funny how what we dnt consider turns out.

jek_kad:
michelin89 and smooooooth u peeps should cool down abeg

J you know me now, i no get wahala o, its michelin89 just pouring her frustration on me for having a bad customer day.

anyway to contribute,mummy and daddy play was common back in the days, i played,infact my house was the theater, where all kids gather and we had the game, i was always daddy, and the finest chick was mummy, we took the top bunk, and all the kids, had the lower bunk, aunties and uncles, lived in a different part of the house. it was fun then sha.

michelin89:
ohhh! I touched a sensitive nerve. I can't forget how you were shouting: Naijaboy is so cool, he is fine, handsome. Ahahaaha! I am sure you omitted: "And he bleeps my ass real good!" gay!

what nerve? sorry o, my katana is still in shape. and who the Bleep is naija boy, i think its high time you get a register of your customers so u stop missing names up, damn bleeper!

michelin89:
When my ass says so!

speaking of ass lickers.

@gamine, thot i just gave you something to dream about

@ib, no wahala, i mistalk, forgot your are 78yrs old.