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I doubt if this story is true...

[quote author=nikkypearl post=38172643]CEO all d way joor! Orgasm ko,organism ni! [/quote
Oro NLA...

Automatic epilepsy will just occur...

Saraki for how long ar we going to watch ds soap opera...

Hmmmm oga o o.

menix:
Correcting Olosho is like ploughing a mountain to sow Cassava..

Oro lo so.

I wonder what Katsina is been paid for.. shema the former governor was not owing a single month bfo he left the office...so what is the 3.3billion bail out for?

Naija and corruption.

When it comes to being industrious, only a few
tribes would rub shoulders with Igbos. They
are the most resilient people in Nigeria. They
are found in almost every nook and cranny in
Nigeria. They are the most travelled ethnic
group. They are number one when it comes to
trading. They believe in themselves that they
can attain whatever they aspire in life. They
control a lot of businesses. They are people
you can depend on when it comes to churning
out huge profits in business investment. There
is a saying that if you go to any town in
Nigeria and you do not find an Igbo there, it
means such a place is not favourable to
inhabit.

Igbos are called the Jews of Africa. They are
believed to have an ancestral connection with
the Jews. Igbos are highly intelligent just like
the Jews. The Igbos are not just endowed with
business skills. They are dexterous in inventing
and making things with their hands. This is
evident when you go to Aba in Abia state,
Onitsha in Anambra state and a lot of other
places in the South-East. This proficiency was
displayed during the civil war when they
invented the “Egbuneke.” The Egbuneke was a
locally invented bomb.

1. Images from the civil war
The agitation for secession by the Igbos
affected their political fortune. This made them
not to have their feet on the political
landscape of Nigeria as a formidable force.
The late Aminu Kano said: “If you don’t blow
your own trumpet, who will blow it for you.”
The Igbos really wanted to blow their trumpet,
but it was wrongly blown.
The two main actors in the Nigerian-Biafra war
were: General Yakubu Gowon and General
Chukwuemeka Odumegwu-Ojukwu.
Gowon was born on October 19, 1934 at
Pankshin in present day Plateau state. He
became the youngest ever head of state of
Nigeria at 32 years after the July 1966 military
coup.

On the other hand, Odumegwu-Ojukwu was
born on November 4, 1933 at Zungeru in Niger
state. He was appointed the first military
governor of the Eastern Region in 1966.
The Biafran protagonist voiced his mind
regarding keeping Nigeria as one. However, he
later led the secession movement of his region
under Biafra. This led to a 30-month civil war
from 1967 to 1970. The Biafran warlord’s
troops later fell to federal might. This ended
the war. He went into exile in 1970. He spent
12 years in exile, before he returned to the
country after Presidential Shehu Shagari
granted him state pardon.
There is still the mindset by some political
bigwigs in Nigerians who feel that it is still
early for an Igbo president to emerge under the
present democratic system.

2. First military coup
Lt. Colonel Patrick Chukwuma Kaduna
Nzeogwu was a major player in the first ever
military coup in Nigeria. This coup took place
in January 1966. A good number of Nigerians
then saw it as an Igbo coup. This was
because no Igbo politician was killed. The likes
of Prime Minister Sir Abubakar Tafawa Balewa,
Sir Ahmadu Bello and Chief Samuel Ladoke
Akintola were among the major politicians
assassinated. They were all non-Igbos.
The intention behind the coup was said to be
based on the level of corruption and impunity
among the political leaders of the country.

3. Monopoly
Some Nigerians believe that the Igbos are
domineering in nature. They perceive them as
a tribe who loves only themselves. Some even
call them with an acronym IBO meaning, ”“I
Before Others.”” The Sardauna of Sokoto, Sir
Ahmadu Bello granted an interview to a white
journalist before his assassination in January
1966. In that interview, the one-time Premier
of Northern Region aired his view about the
Igbos. He said: “The Igbos are more or less a
type of people whose desire is mainly to
dominate everybody. If they go to a town or a
village, they want to monopolise everything. If
you put them in a labour camp as a labourer,
they would like to be the head man of that
camp.”.

4. Discordant tunes
Igbos have been known to be republican in
nature. They do not really have a leader like
Chief Nnamdi Azikiwe again. There is no
known person that can coordinate the affairs
of the tribe as a single force. During the days
of Zik of Africa, his influence span not just
across the Eastern-Region, but beyond. Igbos
do not have such an influential national figure
now. A person like Dr Ogbonnaya Onu could
have fit this stature, but his political clout in
Nigeria is minimal.
In addition, the political parties since 1979
have not really favoured Igbos when it comes
to picking presidential candidates. Chief Alex
Ekwueme could have emerged as the Peoples
Democratic Party (PDP)’s flagbearer in 1999.
He was however schemed out by the powers
that be.
Also, Igbos have so many pressure groups
springing up these days. These groups are not
really for the interests of the ethnic group.

5. Double standard
The unity of Nigeria should be paramount to
every citizen. The issue whereby there is still
clamour for secession by some Igbo groups is
not in the interest of all. The Arewa
Consultative Forum (ACF) chairman, Alhaji
Ibrahim Coomasie in Kaduna on Tuesday,
August 25 spoke about this as captured in The
Punch newspaper of Wednesday, August 26,
2015.

Coomassie said: “The agitators for this unholy
division are in their safe abode outside Nigeria
and the most painful aspect of this agitation
by the young Ndigbo elements is the silence
from the elders who experienced the bitter pill
of the succession attempt, the 30-month Civil
War and who knew the consequences of such
a futile agitation.
“As you will recall, the issue of Biafra was
settled in 1970 after the war. It is therefore
sad and unfortunate that 45 years after, when
Nigerians are now united in a democratic
system of governance, that some elements are
now busy drumming up support for another
war and secession through ”Radio Biafra” and
Movement for the Actualisation of Sovereign
State of Biafra (MASSOB) activities.

“Only just over a week ago, an elder statesman
from the South-East celebrated his birthday in
Abuja with the launching of his two books. A
good number of leaders from the South-East
attended the event and as the activities
progressed, it was nothing but Biafra with
inciting and provocative speeches by one
speaker after another.”

Oladele Hakeem, a content editor with
Naij.com, holds a BSc (Hons) from UNILAG, a
PCWC from NIJ and an MSc in Epidemiology
and Medical Statistics from UI. He writes from
Ikeja, Lagos.

Have you ever wondered why in most cases, girlfriends and mistresses of some men tend to be more beautiful than their wives? In a study, led by Anthony Little from the University of Stirling and Benedict Jones from the University of Glasgow, it shows that men looking for a quick fling prefer women with more “feminine” facial features. Most men see beautiful women especially if they lack nice personalities as being only useful as girlfriends or mistresses and not as wives. Yes, men do worship beautiful women but they never marry them. From having to deal with hate from fellow females who they feel are not as beautiful as they are, to fighting against insecure men, gorgeous women seem to have all the odds stacked against them.

Here are 5 reasons men date but never marry beautiful women:
1. Most men generally fear them. The only men who have courage to hit on them are players. Unfortunately, they only use and dump them.
2. Beautiful women tend to bare it all at a go. Most are good looking from afar but when you take a closer look at them, they are actually far from good. In most cases, their looks don’t last long. Their beauty puts them on a high pedestal, exposing them to tight scrutiny in search of flaws. They throw their weight around, assuming beauty compensates for their shortcomings.

3. Men find such types only good as mistresses. Their reason been that sleeping with beautiful women offers them different skills in bed. When vetted for wife material, most beautiful women fail. These women instill a sense of insecurity in men, which turns them into guard dogs. Considering the rate at which randy men hit on them, their chances of succumbing to temptations and straying tends to be high.
4. Most beautiful women have high maintenance cost, which, in most cases, doesn’t measure up when scrutinised in a cost-benefit analysis. They like expensive gifts and exotic holiday trips but in return offer bad sex and are horrible cooks.

5. Some are never ready to give birth to more than one child for fear of losing their hour- glass figures. So when it comes to looking for a wife men prefer to explore the hidden potentials of less attractive women. Women who are less attractive are looked down on and get less attention. Unlike their beautiful counterparts who have big egos that require constant massaging. They have compensated for their average looks by developing personalities men find valuable like being great listeners and amazing cooks.

Some wailers we still shout Tinubu at work...

As Nigerians bask in the ambiance of the alleged Aso Rock Church and Villa Mosque relocation hullabaloo by President Muhammadu Buhari, Vanguard publication has brought up 6 thoughtful questions President Buhari must answer before he relocates the Aso Rock Church or Mosque.
Here are the 6 questions below:
1. What is the distance of the chapel to the President’s bedroom?
2. Is the President’s bedroom not sound- proof and bullet proof?
3. Are external speakers used by the Chapel and Mosque?
4. Is worship held in the Chapel and Mosque daily?
5. For the Mosque, which was built by former Military President, Ibrahim Babaginda, why wasn’t it moved by five successive administrations of former Head of States, Sanni Abacha, Abdulsalami Abubakar; former Presidents Olusegun Obasanjo, Umaru Musa Yar’Adua, Goodluck Jonathan.
6. For the Chapel, which was built by former President Olusegun Obasanjo, why wasn’t it moved by his successor, Late Umaru Musa Yar’Adua, who himself was of another faith.

Can't naija mind their own biz...must we put our mouth to every human issue.

Hmmm giving back to the society...

O Lord give us this day...

When Jona budgeted 1billion for food they scream and shout hell...now they ar budgeting millions for call upon money wey no be their own.

I no blame they are offspring of corrupt leaders and fathers after all before before stealing is not corruption. Tell me how the same youth wl be leader tmoro and they won't budget millions for sleeping allowance...them get Broda and father for NASS.

For naija corruption flow thru our blood that sometimes u wl be acting in a corrupt manner and u wl think its normal.

God save us..na so Melaye take start from ABU today he is a senator.

God help us especially the women and the weak one imagine oneself in those hut.

Corruption is a deadly virus to any country who allow it to operate without taken bold step in eradicating or removing it.

According to most Nigerians and foreigners, Nigeria experiences large currption practices under the watch of President Jonathan


According to Naij.com these are the 12 most popular corruption scandals under the regime of President Jonathan.

1. N195 Billion Maina Pension Scam

It is believed that Alhaji Maina misappropriated billions of naira worth of pension funds, which he claimed to have recovered from pension thieves. The senate committee probing pension funds management accused him of mopping up pension funds from banks and depositing the money in his private accounts. According to the committee, this mopping of such funds had made it impossible to pay thousands of pensioners across the country for months. When he was summoned to appear and clear the air on the committee’s findings, Alhaji Maina instituted a N1.5bn case against the senate and the inspector general of police. Things came to a head last week when the senate passed a resolution asking the presidency to sack Alhaji Maina within two days or face its wrath. Although the presidency had initially insisted that only the head of service could sack Maina, it subsequently changed its tone and ordered that disciplinary action should be taken against him for absconding from his duty post without permission.

Punishment: None fled Nigeria.

2. Kerosene Subsidy Scam

The Former Governor of the Central bank and Now Emir of Kano Mr Sanusi had shown that the kerosene subsidy was eliminated in 2009 by a directive of the late president Umaru Yar’Adua. Further evidence, in the form of official data from across Nigeria, shows that nowhere in the country is kerosene sold at a subsidised rate. It is bought by the NNPC at N150, sold to marketers at N40-N50, but retails at N170-N250. Mr Sanusi estimates that $100m goes astray this way each month.

“The margin of 300-500 per cent over purchase price is economic rent, which never got to the man on the street. In dollar terms every vessel of kerosene imported by NNPC with federation money cost about $30m and it was sold at $10 or $11m generating rent of $20m per vessel to the syndicate,” he writes.

It was learnt that since the national assembly members concluded their investigations, no officials of the NNPC or the marketers have been sanctioned, thus emboldening them to continue to import kerosene and allocate to themselves and their cronies.

Apparently due to alleged pecuniary benefits, the NNPC has continued to import kerosene and allocate in questionable circumstances to individuals and groups at the ex-depot price of N40.90.

But rather than selling the product at the subsidised price of N50 per litre at filling stations, the beneficiaries of these allocations sell the product to middlemen at N95 or N100 per litre at the gates of the depots.

These middlemen, it was learnt, truck the product to the filling stations and sell between N130 and N150 per litre.

It was alleged that marketers give some of their allocations to some top PPMC officials to ensure that they turn blind eye to the scam.

The failure of the NNPC to implement a presidential directive removing subsidy from kerosene has fuelled suspicion among the stakeholders.

Punishment: None.

3. $6bn Fuel Subsidy Scam

Nigeria’s parliament has discussed a report said to reveal that $6bn (£4bn) has been defrauded from the fuel subsidy fund in the past two years.

The debate, which was televised live, made official findings that have been widely leaked in recent days.

The fuel sector probe was set up in the wake of angry nationwide protests in January after the government tried to remove a fuel subsidy.

Nigeria is a major oil producer but has to import most of its fuel.

Notable members of the PDP or their families were involved in the scam like Mamman Ali and Mahmud Tukur.

Punishment: Ongoing court cases, no convictions. House of reps report taint

It seems like there’s always some new kind
of insane, mind-blowing climax women are
supposedly experiencing. From center of gravity orgasms,
to third-level orgasms, to cul-de-sac orgasms,
you can’t help but feel that you’re not measuring
up with your respectable pleasure quiver … or lack
there of. Let’s not get so infatuated with the
climaxes that Cosmo thinks we should be
having that we’re ashamed of the orgasms we
actually are having, or only having once in a blue,
vibrating moon. These types of orgasms seem far
more attainable and realistic to us:

1. The flair climax. It’s not quite a fake one, but
it’s not quite the howling, moaning clawing affair
you’re making it out to be. Eh, no harm, no foul.
A little climax flair never hurt anyone …
besides the next door neighbors.

2. The “really wish I was orgasming” faked
climax. For whatever reason, a legit climax is
nowhere on the horizon. Maybe you find it difficult
to come in general, or you’re having a great time
but the Big O just isn’t in the mood to make an
appearance, or the s*x is mediocre and you’re
over it — but sometimes a fake climax is in order.
The best fake orgasms — yes, we said “best fake
orgasms” — are the ones where you really commit
and channel the real thing. Meditate on that shit,
make it authentic. And, maybe just maybe, if
you’re lucky the act of faking it may actually
make ye ol’ real climax come out of hiding. Hey,
it’s been known to happen.

3. The “let’s get this over with” climax. s*x is
fun and all, but when a new episode of “Scandal”
is starting in 10 minutes, it’s time to hit the gas
and head straight for the finish line. These
orgasms are still good — hell, sometimes they’re
great — but they’re more about finishing the job
than basking in any sort of post-coital afterglow.
Pass the remote!

4. The SURPRISE! climax. Many women have a
tough time climaxing, especially from man-hood-
in-v**ina s*x, and if you’re one of those women,
you may find yourself expecting not to hit the big
O. But sometimes, seemingly out of nowhere, the
stars align, his man-hood is hitting just the right
spot, and BAM! Hello there, climax, did not expect
to make your acquaintance this evening, but so
very glad you showed up!

5. The waterworks climax. True fact: sometimes
your clitoris is directly connected to your tear
ducts. You might want to remind your partner of
this next time you’re in the throes of pleasure one
second, and reaching for a box of tissues the
next. Let your tear ducts have their release.

6. The boregasm. You’ve been snowed in all
afternoon watching TV or studying for an
obnoxious test or suffering from writer’s block
and you’ve hit your limit of “distraction
activities.” Well, almost hit your limit. There is
one more thing that will make you forget all about
your current situation.

7. The sad climax. I’m sure you’ve heard the
saying “I laugh so I won’t cry.” The same goes
for orgasms.

8. The “go the f**k to sleep” climax. Evening
yoga, warm milk, a hot bath and still you’re
tossing and turning. Nothing will tire you the hell
out as much as chasing an climax. Hopefully, you
can catch it alone, or with some help.

Rooney no dey lineup op all is well?

Hmnnn LA click LA sleep.

let d best team win the game...

Na wa o thank God for Jona so even this thief can still get voice to talk...

Breasts! Men notice, admire, imagine and long
for them. Sometimes women reveal very little,
and they muse on what they can’t see.
Yet amid obsessing over what they’re dying to see
and touch, they know very little about breasts as
women themselves perceive them. So to find the
truth, some female s*x experts were consulted and
more than 700 women wee surveyed.
Everything you need to know is here, and it’s
stamped official because it comes from chest
owners.

Women Don’t Think Men Are Total Pigs About
This: Three-quarters of the women asked think
men’s fascination with breasts is harmless.
Seventy percent assume most guys are b**b
men. “I love it when men look at my breasts,”
says Rachel, 23. “It makes me feel powerful, and
there’s something carnal about it.” Of course, this
is neither a ticket to leer nor an invitation to
make crass comments, even in jest. “There’s
really no excuse for not being courteous or
maintaining eye contact with women,” says Debby
Herbenick, Ph.D., a s*xual-health researcher at
Indiana University’s Kinsey Institute and the
Men’s Health s*x Professor. So mind your
manners, revel in breasts privately, respect them
publicly, and revere the women who bring them
into your life. For what would life be without
them?

Many Women Love Their Breasts More than You
Do: Most of the women surveyed consider their
breasts to be key parts of their s*xual identity, as
opposed to fashion accessories or mere body
parts. Sixty-two percent think it’s more exciting
to pull off their tops than their bottoms, and 78
percent prefer the woman-on-top position
because it shows off their breasts better during
s*x. “A woman should be proud of her breasts,”
says Vicky, 23. “They’re miracles of evolution, as
versatile as a Swiss Army knife: baby feeder,
pleasure enhancer, compliment grabber.” They
often use them to their advantage, too—87
percent of women we surveyed think women who
make an effort to show off their breasts receive
preferential treatment.

Women Can Be Deeply Conflicted About Their
Breasts: As women grow up, emotions related to
their breasts may set in. “I happen to love my
breasts now—but growing up, it wasn’t always
like that,” says Levkoff. The fact that breasts are
ever-changing only complicates matters. The
average woman changes cup sizes six times
during her adult life. Monthly cycles, birth-control
pills, weight changes, pregnancy, and
breastfeeding all alter the size, shape, and feel of
breasts. “The sexiest thing a woman can wear is
her self-confidence,” says Elisabeth Squires, the
author of b**bs: A Guide to Your Girls. “If she’s
the least bit insecure, then work to help her feel
good about her body.” All you need, she says, is
genuine enthusiasm, which probably won’t be a
problem.

In Bed, You Know Nothing About Them : Men tend
to have two “touching” defaults, says Herbenick.
“They tend to either touch her the way they enjoy
being touched (which usually means firmer or
rougher), or the way a previous partner liked it.”
In either case, she may not like it that way at all.

“Every woman will feel differently about her
breasts,” Levkoff says. Here’s how to deal: Every
time a woman takes off her bra in your presence,
wipe away all memory of previous breasts. This
works even if she is your partner of many years.
Start over by pretending you’ve never seen them
before. “You learn and relearn how someone
moans, sighs, and squeals when you touch them,”
Herbenick says. “You will never have to slip into
an old routine.”


Breasts Can Intensify a Couple’s Emotional
Bond: “Breasts aren’t just about s*x,” says
Levkoff, “and when you recognize that, we are
very appreciative.” Learn to desexualize moments
of great intimacy. For example, while you’re
sitting on the couch watching TV with her, the
simple act of laying with your head on her chest
can give a woman powerful maternal feelings
toward you (in a good way), says Levkoff.
Another tip: If a woman complains about her
breasts being sore, offer to massage them, says
Squires. Again, in a nonsexual way, if you can,
that is. “chest massage can feel incredible, and
it’s not something we can ask for at the spa,”
she says.

Now, my dear friends, prepare yourselves, because
the worst of it is coming! As you read, treat the
exposed information as counsel on how to be
better, not as demeaning. Ask yourself, would you
put up with yourself if you were your own
husband, fiancé, or boyfriend?

So, take a deep breath and read about 15 things
that make men want to disappear, along with
what the woman says to do so:

1. The Trouble Makers
Most readers will agree with this one. A man gets
easily annoyed when a woman cannot let go of
the things she does not like. Men do not like a
woman who tries to solve problems by arguing
about it in front of everyone.
To onlooker: “What you looking at? Don’t you see
that he is got someone already?”

2. The Drama Queens
The dramatic women love to create a storm in a
glass of water. Crying helps them seem more
convincing.
“That outfit is awful! I’m not going anymore! You
can go by yourself, if you like!”

3. The Jealous
Among the worst complaints are against those
women who are almost neurotically untrusting.
“Who is that woman in front of us? She’s looked
in the rear-view mirror twice now!”

4. The Yellers
You have no clue how annoyed a man gets with
shouting.
YOU DON’T EVER LISTEN TO ME! YOU WOULD
MUCH RATHER TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS!”

5. The Fault Finder
She is the type of woman that finds faults in
everything. Nothing is the way she wants it.
“It would have been better had you done it my
way.”

6. The Bad-Humored
Are generally straight-faced and smile very little.
“What you laughing at?”

7. The Madonnas
These women do not like the fact that men have
freedom of choice. They believe that men do not
know how to use their agency well or even that
they do not possess the maturity to do so.
Generally, they act as if they were his mother.
“You are no longer allowed to use that shirt! It is
horrific!”

8. The insecure
These women do not think they are worthy of
their companions. They always question
themselves about their feelings and the man’s
taste in women.
“You think that she’s prettier than me, don’t you?
I bet if she looked this way, you would totally go
after her and leave me behind.”

9. The indecisive
Single boys have a lot to say about this attitude.
They show interest in a girl and she shows
interest back, but she soon acts distant. Boys feel
very confused with this type of attitude.
Those men that are no longer single also have
their own two cents to put in. Not being able to
pick which clothes to wear, which place to go,
and other similar decisions leaves men impatient
and irritated.
“I don’t know, what do you think?”

10. The Subjective
These are the women with the inability to be
direct or state what they want. They think that
men have a crystal ball attached to their brains.
Not only do they hope that the man will guess
what they are thinking, they hope that he
deciphers the “woman code,” which is given
through looks, small gestures, a nose scratch or
any other similar signs.
“You just don’t understand me.”

11. The Overly-Attached
Emotionally dependent women are a burden to
men. They do not understand that men need to
breathe, have some personal time, and
demonstrate total dependence on their love.
These kinds of women are similar to gum on a
shoe.
“You haven’t even left yet and I already miss
you!” “Without you, I would die!”

12. The Sloppy
The greatest complainers are married men, since
single women don’t usually make this mistake
during dating times. Men like having a good-
looking woman by their side!
“People need to stop worrying about the small
details.”

13. The Digger
Think more about the things that she can obtain
by relating with a man, than the type of person he
is.
“What year was your car made again?”

14. The Vulgar
Women like to fish for attention at whatever cost,
including being revealing in their attire.
“My body is beautiful, so I’ll show it.”

15. The Liars
They do not like to do things openly and do not
feel comfortable exposing the truth. They prefer to
omit a fact or two to telling the truth.
“I don’t know what you are talking about.”

Well, there you have it, women. These complaints
do have a foundation, don’t you think? So, don’t
get angry about it. But fight the stereotypes and
make a few changes to improve your
relationships and yourselves.

Translated and adapted from the original article
“15 tipos de mulheres que fazem os homens
querem sumir”

For all the attention they direct below the belt,
most men actually know very little about their
joysticks. Here’s the knowledge you need to keep
yours healthy, strong, and ready for action-for
life.

1. Every p*nis was a clitoris. Every p*nis in the
womb starts as a clitoris before hormones ‘s*x’
the brain of the to-be male. The man-hood
retains the mark of its female heritage: its dark
underskin and the thin ridge or seam, known as
the raphe, which runs from scrotum to anus, are
remnants of the fusion of the vaginal lips.

2. joysticks used to have spines. Though they were
lost before Neanderthals and modern humans
diverged. Scientists are still not quite certain of
their purpose, but they speculate that it
apparently quickened the pace of an erection and
is more common in promiscuous species (such
as cats).

3. Fetuses can have erections! Male fetuses can
have erection during the third trimester, according
to ultrasound scans.

4. No brain is necessary for ejaculation: the order
to release comes from the spinal cord, not the
brain.

5. King of ancient tribes ate p*nises: In ancient
tribes, the king would often eat the p*nis of his
predecessor to apparently absorb his holy power.
This practice was allegedly banned by the ancient
Hebrews.

6. Testifying on testicles: In pre-biblical times,
men would swear on their own p*nises. The word
“testify” is derived from a Roman legal practice of
swearing on one’s testicles. The word “man-
hood” comes from the Latin word for “tail”.

7. “Shaved” guardians in Muslim empires: In great
Muslim empires, there would be a guardian
assigned to each harem’s bed. The guardians had
to be “shaved,” which meant having his testicles
and p*nis removed.

8. King Fatefehi of Tonga: between the years of
1770 and 1784, he apparently deflowered 37,800
women.

9. Diphallus is a rare condition that affects one in
5-6 million males. It’s when a man is born with
two p*nises. Unfortunately, it’s rare that both are
fully functional, and it often comes in tandem with
other deformities that also require surgery.

10. P*nises can actually break: Every year,
hundreds of men break their erect p*nis,
researchers say. Most do so during “violent
intercourse.” But there are also cases where men
snap their member – indeed, specialists note that
such incidents are accompanied by an audible
crack – by falling out of bed with an erection. The
cure for a broken man-hood? Six weeks of bed
rest with a man-hood splint.

11. Smoking can shorten your man-hood by as
much as a centimeter. Erections are all about
good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood
vessels, stifling erectile circulation.

12. The foreskin has an abundance of Langerhans
cells, which are immune cells that are infiltrated
by HIV. This may explain why circumcised men in
Africa have a 60% lower rate of HIV infection from
heterosexual intercourse.

13. A healthy male averages 11 erections per day-
nine of them while asleep. After ejaculating, it can
take him anywhere from two minutes to two
weeks to achieve another erection.

14. From shower to grower: On average, a limp
man-hood will increase in volume 300% when it is
erect. It will also contain more than eight to ten
times its normal amount of blood.

15. Jonah Falcon, a 42-years-old man with a 9-
inch man-hood (22.86 cm; 13.5 inches, or over
34 cm when hard). He’s the man with the world’s
largest p*nis.

16. Animals with the biggest and smallest
p*nises: the Blue Whale is the animal with the
biggest recorded p*nis to date, at 8 feet (over 2
m) long. The adult male elephant has the biggest
recorded p*nis for land animals, at 6 feet (1.8288
m, and S-shaped when erect). And coming in with
the smallest man-hood is the shrew, at .2 inches
(0.5 cm).

17. Koro, a culture-specific syndrome, where a
man (or a woman) is overcome with a debilitating
fear that his p*nis (or her nipples) is shrinking
and will eventually disappear. Interestingly, this
fear is borne out of no real proof or evidence. It
is also known as “man-hood panic” and has been
said to provoke mass hysteria.

18. Semen can cure depression: Apparently,
semen contains chemicals that elevate mood,
increase affection, induce sleep, and contain at
least three antidepressants. It also contains
cortisol, which is known to increase affection; as
well as estrone, which elevates mood; oxytocin,
which also elevates mood; thyrotropin-releasing
hormone, which is another antidepressant;
melatonin, which is a sleep aid; and serotonin,
which is a well-known antidepressant
neurotransmitter.

I hope I add anoda information to u concerning what u know about ur p.....ni....s.
www.informationng.com/2014/01/men-read-18-facts-you-didnt-know-about-the-pnis-18.html

For most of us, our twenties are the first time we have enough power over our life to seriously f*ck it up. That responsibility can be daunting, and discovering what it’s like to pay full price for our mistakes is a real eye-opener. But luckily, there’s room for error. A major f*ck up can seem like the end of the world, but in reality, it’s pretty difficult to flat-out ruin your life in your twenties. There’s a caveat, of course. They say that those who don’t learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them. The key factor in making the most of your failures is to transform them from defeats to experiences. In your twenties, there’s plenty of time for a comeback. When a broken bone heals, it comes back stronger than it was before. You can, too:
1. Getting divorced. The most difficult judgment we have to make in love is trying to figure out if our significant other is “the one.” It’s so tough because it’s impossible to know what it’s like to commit your entire life to another human being. And chances are, you’re not going to figure it out in your twenties. You need that time to figure out who you are as a person, before you can know what you need from someone else. If you got divorced in your twenties, odds are you dodged a bullet. You haven’t failed at love; you’ve given yourself the opportunity to find it. And now you have the experience to recognize whatever you felt that caused you to get married in the first place isn’t what you need to get your happily ever after.
2. Alienating your high school friends. Between college and careers, most of us lose touch with many of our old BFFs. It’s a bummer, and we can get super nostalgic about the bonds formed in our teenage years. But it’s tough to look toward the future with a foot still in the past. Most of us probably aren’t crazy about who we were in high school. It’s understandable, because those are the formative years that help shape us into who we want to be, and we make mistakes and develop regrets along the way. The goal of maturing is to transform into a better person, and it’s not easy to shed our skin and become a new person when we’re anchored in a way to the person we once were. Old habits die hard, and sometimes the best way to become the best version of ourselves is to cut ties with the old version and start with a clean slate.
3. Letting an amazing partner slip away. If you spent ton of time in a relationship with a great partner, it can be so easy to take how rare that is for granted. Then, as soon as you’re single and start dating again, you realize how awful and incompatible most people are. If there’s one thing you should take away from a failed relationship, it’s how to be better in the next one. Now, you have the experience to appreciate how precious a fantastic partner is and why you should rabidly fight to hold onto them, because they don’t come along very often. The upshot is the next one you find is going to feel so treasured, and your odds of making it work are increased because you put so much more effort into it. Plus, you won’t waste your time on people who don’t measure up, because you know what awesome looks like.
4. Racking up tons of failed relationships. There’s one part of love that only benefits from experience, no matter the circumstances: your s*x life. You may feel like you’re constantly striking out in love, but at the very least, you’re going to be able to REALLY satisfy “the one” when you find them. In this department, there’s no substitute for practice. Plus, everybody can teach you something when it comes to s*x. Not to mention you’ll have more experience learning what works for you to help build the most satisfying relationship possible when you finally meet Mr. Right.
5. Getting fired. Like going broke, losing your job is a soul- crushing setback. It can murder your self-esteem and self-worth, not to mention put you in a tight situation financially. But it teaches a valuable lesson, as well: Your job isn’t the end of the world. Work is easily the leading cause of stress in people’s day-to-day lives. Sometimes, it’s even worse than it has to be. People often stick with jobs they hate, and it eats away at them until there’s nothing left. It happens for a number of reasons. It’s scary to be jobless. Going to work is a habit that’s tough to break. Money is important for obvious reasons. So, people get stuck in awful situation, and rot away years of their life. Sometimes, losing your job can give you the perspective that life goes on, even if you’re unemployed. And that might be the courage you need to leave your dead-end job and seek the fulfilling career you deserve.
6. Going dead broke. Losing all your money and even going deeply into debt can feel like a monumental weight on your chest. And it is. Money is one of the hardest things for people to manage throughout life without a little perspective. As the phrase goes, “You don’t know what you’ve got ’til it’s gone.” Going into the red (and bouncing back) can help you learn how to stretch a dollar and the consequences of not doing so. Losing it all, or teetering on the precipice of doing so, can help instill a drive and work ethic that can only help you in all endeavors. Plus, you’re less likely to be wasteful and spend frivolously now that you know what your future holds if you do.

New Comptroller-General of Customs, Nigeria Customs Service (NCS) Col. Hameed Ibrahim Ali (Rtd) has said that President Muhammadu Buhari assigned him to do three things in the service. He has been assigned to increase revenue generation, restructure Customs and Reform Customs. According to a statement by the Public Relations Officer, Mr. Wale Adeniyi on Thursday, Ali made the disclosure at his maiden meeting with the management of the service at Abuja. The statement quoted him as telling the senior officers that: “The mandate he (Buhari) has given me are three basic things: go to Customs, reform Customs, restructure Customs and increase the revenue generation, simple. I don’t think that is ambiguous, I don’t think that is cumbersome”. It is precise and I believe that is what all of you are here to do.” He charged Customs Management to work with him to deliver on the mandate given by President Mohammadu Buhari. He pleaded with the Management not to see him as a stranger in the Customs Family, noting that his mission in Customs is to help build and strengthen the Service.

Sexual violence is not just a woman’s problem, it is something that affects us all. Every day, people of all ages are raped and it does not only affect the victim, it also affects the family and friends. It often leaves its victims marred for life, both physically and emotionally. Rape happens everywhere. In some cultures, the women are blamed for being raped and they are punished. We have been done a massive disservice by keeping the reality of rape in the shadows and this has spurred the rapists to keep on carrying their wicked act. It turns out a whole lot of people know less than nothing about rape. When it comes to what people think and understand about rape, some have a lot of misconceptions. Below are some things you should know.
1. Most of the victims are assaulted by someone they know and trust : Most people are sexually assaulted by relatives, trusted friends or even spouse.
2. Rape is one of the most under-reported crimes : Most women who are raped tell no one about the assault for fear of being criticized and labeled. Victims who have survived rape ordeals have been reluctant to speak about it for reasons such as the stigma attached to having been raped.
3. Rape is an act of power and control and does not happen out of sexual desire: A lot of people out there have sexual desires but they don’t go around raping people. So you can’t blame it sexual desire. If you have the urge, there are people out there who are willing, why force someone unwilling.

4. Mere penetration is sufficient to constitute the offence of rape : Once you fail to prove penetration, the offence either becomes attempt to commit rape or indecent assault.
5. It’s not your fault: No one asks to be abused unless maybe you have problem. Therefore, the line of thought which blames the victim for what happened instead of holding the rapist accountable for his crime is wrong. Rape victims often times, blame themselves, believing it was because of something they did or did not do. What happened to you was a crime and you are not to blame for the assailant’s behavior.
6. Having carnal knowledge or sexual intercourse with a girl of less than 14-years even with her consent is rape because consent is immaterial here. In the Northern part of Nigeria the definition of rape as contained under Section 282(1) of the Penal Code provides that: “A man is said to commit rape who … has sexual intercourse with a woman in any of the following circumstances:- (a) against her will; (b) without her consent; (c) with her consent, when her consent has been obtained by putting her in fear of death or of hurt; (d) with her consent, when the man knows that he is not her husband and that her consent is given because she believes that he is the man to whom she is or believes herself to be lawfully married; (e) with or without her consent when she is under fourteen years of age or of unsound mind .”

7. If you force your spouse, it is rape : Many countries including Nigeria consider sex in marriage an absolute right of the husband which can be taken with or without the consent of the wife. The very act of a woman refusing sex is unthinkable. Whether we agree or not, this is the truth. Here is what the law says: Section 282, Cap 89 Penal Code Laws of the Federation says: “A man is said to commit rape who has sexual intercourse with a woman in any of the following circumstance: against her will; without her consent; with her consent, when the consent is obtained by putting her in fear of death or of hurt …” In the South of Nigeria, the meaning of rape as enshrined in section 357 Cap C38 of Criminal Code states: “Any person who has unlawful carnal knowledge of a woman or girl, without her consent, or with her consent if the consent is obtained by force or by means of threat or intimidation of any kind, or by fear of harm, or by means of false or fraudulent representation as to the nature of the act or, in the case of married woman, by personating her husband, is guilty of an offence which is called rape .”

When wl d rift btw this two region com to an end..even in this modern world that u expect youth to show love and shed hatred...all u read about is evil and u can feel d hate among younger generation that u expect to reason differently.

But I wonder why d fight is only among d average naija's its those u expect to show love ar actually quarrelling among each others despite we share the same pain such as: unemployment, poor infrastructures, bad roads every where just name it..

This is where I think every reasonable nairalander shu channel their angers and not abusing each other wt our hard earn data..I wish ds country wl b great one day where every citizens will be judge by their character and not their color, by the content of their heart and not regions, by what they can offer and not by state of origin.

hugogerrard:
Can someone tell me the kind or grade of stupidity this 17yr old auxiliary nurse falls in

1st grade...

Hmmm .....whether good or bad pinkin wey go spoil go still rotten.