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A monumental failure acknowledging an impending failure

In one word: gorgeous

HBD to you, wene Badu

Bangalee

This Grandma sef ehn
shey she no get relations for Nigeria ni

Na wa o
This one too calls himself "An African Man"

You're more like "A SIMP.le Man" if you ask me.

OP
no vex

But i no go lie, since recently, this shit right here have become my new found hubby

especially the young and attractive ones who are very much willing to play the game of cheating; not the obese, unattractive and unkept ones though.

Although I must confess, sometimes I feel a little depression and disappointment in these ladies; mostly after they leave my place

UyaiIncomparabl:
Get an accommodation.

When he gets the job, where will he stay? Since you said he's not that comfortable where he stays presently, getting a place to stay should be of utmost priority. As long as it's not borrowed funds where he will have to be on his feet to pay back, no problem.

Hope he gets the job as well.

What if he gets an apartment first, as you've suggested, then he happens to get a job later on
And it turns out that his place of residence is quite far off from the location of his new job

What then?

Heat.
...any day any time is much more preferable, to me, than having mosquitoes whiz pass my ears while am sleeping

One APC women leader(Delegate) wey I know for this side, she dey yarn us on Saturday evening say the way she dey see things say already "nothing come out"

She say na she use her money take buy flight ticket wey she go use enter Abuja on Sunday. And na she go still pay for her own accommodation during her stay in Abuja.

Now, with the statement I just read here from this other delegate who's currently in Abuja, I'll say all my lady friend said the other day has just been confirmed

"APC party members too stingy"
No wonder Nigeria hard, Economy bad.

Bros wan act am like they do in China
...Chinese Bus Groping

...The Rock
starring: Nicholas Cage, Sean Connery, etc

Chai
Ladies dun begin use Christabel take do example


And in other words; she ain't gonna get her own botched surgery done in Lagos anymore cos the fear of Lagos quack surgeons is the beginning of wisdom

Seeing the "beautiful" pictures, I didn't mean to laugh but I just had to laugh

Da boys are all wearing "short knicker"

But here on NL some dude will come up to say that wearing shorts is the new Yahoo Boys Logo

byrron:
Imagine having this embarrassment as a president of a country?

We've had worse;
In the person of President Mahammadu Buhari

Chai...
Na so PDP take loss my vote las las

Now
I'll have to cast for either Amaechi or Peter

Emperor...

Ediz Wine Bar @GRA Phc

...is the place to be
For tonight's UCL Finals

PDP ought to apply wisdom
and move theirs to June 13 & 14

After all "two can play the game", they say.

OP

Na beer be ur wahala, mbok

Don't be so severely pained, abeg
Just try come around make we flex u
@TheLatestClubinPHC

But na short Nika we go wear EnterThePlace

What do you have TO OFFER such a man

okunwaye:
What's does he stand to gain

Ah jus tire for dis okpeke

No matter the nature of their job or the location they find themselves, they tend to always want to exhibit "some" little traits of the oloshoism which is in them

A Nigerian organization, based in Nigeria, honored him with the award. Right?

Why am I not surprised?

Bros OP
you're not smart (sorry to say)

The smartest thing to do in cases whereby you bypassed your prepared metre is to, atleast, recharge the metre with 500naira every 3weeks or once a month; that way NEPA go still dey dia office dey reason am say Dem still dey chop your money Wella; via ur constant monthly recharge of 5h

How you think say NEPA go feel wen Dem dey look their computer screen since 8months and system dey tell Dem say u no dey recharge at all at all and yet Dem pop in your area unannounced only to see full current at every corner of your house

you sef check am naa
If na you u no go provoke?

Dis matter fit land u in court
If you no handle am well o

And that quick online recharge u did?
That's another evidence AGAINST you.

Bros
No come NL come dey wail give us
If you or anyone else in the family get money
Make una try pay that money
Within his two months on the job,
am sure he'll be able to pay back

Y'all shouldn't let him miss the opportunity
It's a great opportunity.

Na dis kind mockery dey make hard working yahoo boys decide to tidy yahoo+ whenever e con turn out say clients nor sure again

"C" always.
"A" is usually the next option sha

This shit is getting real

...I only hope it doesn't trigger another Global lockdown

Nice...
More money, More glowing for Adesuwa

#PDPfor2023PRESIDENCY

an Afónja on the beat

this can ONLY happen in Kenya