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people actually use these railways as a daily means of transportation in parts of Nigeria? Really??

Well, join me and raise a hand if you don't give a sh!t even if railway workers have to go on a "three months" warning strike

A businesswoman indeed
Omó boys wants to collect dia own share
from that voluptuous ukwú

Lol

Next time wen pesin whisper give her say make she strip half näked in public begin shake her strong yansh, she go say...
"get thee behind me Satan"

Hmmm
Na wa o

See wetin person wey say he get sense, dey post for ppl to read
And another person wey say he get sense still move am to front page for ppl to read

WTF

Is that Kada ??

anyways...
"Make our blessings shake their legs o"

hmmmm
even though m not married yet, this shit right here has always been something I sometimes think about how to handle; when I eventually get married.

Cos 2 months of no_sex is a No No for me

LagosInter:
What type of call recorder was that? Is the recorder hidden?

Yes it was hidden and No it wasn't hidden.
...it was a call recorder app that serves ONLY as a calculator app to a novice who doesn't know the actual function of that particular app.

My ex (whom I even paid a visit earlier today) about 6years ago, I bought her a brand new phone and immediately installed a call recorder app on the phone.
Three days later I visited her, casually took the phone from her and pretended to be listening to music whereas I was busy listening to all the calls she made n received right from the day I bought her the phone.

PS: that's how I got to find out she was fvcking the guy she once told me was her friend's boyfriend.

SenecaTheYonger:
At least she's still tight. You can feel the grip as she's being thrusted upon by a rather below average penile.

For a mother and a celebrity, one would think the passage would be free and without resistance. Single girls younger than her don't even have such firm grip, tbh.

She might be doing a lot of Kegel exercise too, who knows.

U know how much Benjamin she spends to keep that sh!t tight?

Or like you've said, LOTS of Kegel exercise is probably still involved though, so we're not fooled by the tight sh!t of hers ...nor by her moans

{personally though, I don't even think her sh!t
is as tight as you're thinking it is}.

Quick Question...
How many times Dem dey kill dis very snake ni

I ask cos I've seen these pictures sometime b4
...right here on NL

Noted.

Runs babes...

On your marks
Set?
Go!

Now I see why the Government of Gombe State is begging the Southern States to be their brother's keeper; regarding the issue about VAT collection.

...this is just how monies from the South is being spent in the North

If he is a pastor
He should focus on being a pastor

But if he relishes being a native doctor
He should go back to being a native doctor

He shouldn't try portraying himself as both.

And, there's no such thing as
"promoting the African culture" here.

Donspicey:
I have noticed that yahoo boys don't last with any girl they have had intercourse with..


One told me that once he drill like 2 to 3 times he moves ahead to the next available babe...


Just yesterday one of them told me that he is going to look for fresh fish... i asked him about the babe i knew him with, he told me that her chapter have closed.. i tried to make more enquiry but he told me:Alaye if you dey game you go understand better..


I was just speechless.. now the question bothering me is what will happen to any guy that later date those yahoo used babes?


Lets discuss....................

as a senior yahoo boy that you are, what's the essence of sticking with a Naija babe for more than a year when you already know she's with you just for the fun of it and cos of the money you've got to throw around

the ones with low cut (especially with tinted hair) that you seem to be avoiding, they are the very ones some of us usually approach mostly when we're out hunting for a quick shag on weekends

this reminds me of a babe from my community who called me on phone, out of the blue and then started texting me twice DAILY; when I returned with my family to the City after 2016 Christmas. how she got my phone number I didn't even know.

in her incessant text messages, Babe was always using words like flabbergasted, titillating, soliloquizing, hallucinating, mesmerizing, gallivanting, brouhaha, conundrum, bone of contention, etc.

each time I read through her texts, back then, I just smile and be, like "who is this mgbeke trying to impress?"

I've ONLY ever had two of such embarrassing moments.


one: an ex came around for a good time,
I couldn't get it up for close to 30minutes since the time we úndressed.
but it did come up after a while sha. thank goodness.

two: I paid my side chick a visit, we got talking and then we got úndressed in an attempt to do the do since it's been months since we last saw each other.
omó, e no reach six minutes I dun cum o. lmao

Babe was, like, "Bright, what's the meaning of this? is it that you no longer find me attractive again or what?"


...funny experiences aswearugad

LMAO

this kind thing wey OP do here ehn, na wen I been dey carry girlfriend matter for head like Gala (about 7/8yrs ago) na wen I do dis kind things.

back then I'll even jump on a bike and follow my GF when she leaves my place around 8 or 9pm to see if she's actually going to her house. lmao.

another time, I was with her and then proceeded to use a new sim I bought to send her that MTN's "please call me. I love you" sms.
Babe immediately got the sms, read it, smiled and proceeded to call the number. and my phone rang
na so quarrel/argument take start


fast forward to 17th April 2021,
Niggarrrrr like moi dun wise up jare.


PS: all these stunts OP is displaying
became obsolete since 2015
when Buhari came in

she's been to my place a few times
we've been out together a few times
one time when she came by my place and I told her how I felt about her and my intentions of wanting to Date her, she just smiled and said
"you wan line me up as one of those your many girlfriends, abi? Ok, you know what? let's just be friends. OK?"

initially, that reply pained me o
...considering that she was the first Babe
to ever turn me down.

we shagged once before we graduated sha.

Laideabdulahi:
You are suppose to hack before she goes, not after she comes back.
[b/]What if she clears every every before she visits you.?[b]

she isn't that cunning.
so, am hoping she doesn't get that smart.

I plan to propose to one of my GF next year.
this particular one, God willing, she'll be going for service by June, this year.
when she returns, I plan to hack into her WhatsApp AND Facebook by every means necessary.

I only hope and pray I don't find her wanting though.

a quick question
since we're on the subject matter

who can tell if Juliet Ibrahim is usually saucy or rude or polite when she's approached by a young man

...asking for a friend

as it seems to be very cool to be honest and truthful to people, since we're on the subject matter of advising the OP on how best to tell a friend she's got a strong body odor, y'all should also tell us how best to tell a friend that she's got a smelly pussy.....without hurting her feelings of course

Thanks!

The kind of advice people solicit for on Nairaland baffles me most of the time.

I mean, WTF is this one now

Is this OP so bored
he just had to come post this shit here

OP
If I didn't know better and if I didn't know you to be a person of good morals, I would've said you're actually trying to portray, in your write-up, that what these prostitu*** are doing, these days, is very much OK and condonable.

actually am really not interested in what she's trying to say am more interested in what she's trying to offer

yeah, I did that shit
back in the days of MTN Midnight calls

I just guessed a fone numba one night n called.
it was a female in Imo state.
and that's how we became friends

two years later when she arrived in Port Harcourt for the first time to live with her Aunt, she called to see me and so I went over.
one thing led to the other n you_know_how_far

...we kick-started a relationship afterwards

I see nothing else, but the perky little dots

Na where una dey see mind
wey una take dey kill monster snakes
like this

chiedozie198100:
If u live in PH you'll know how much hatred an average ikwerre person has towards igbos.

It's ALWAYS vice versa, Bro