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Stefflon Don...
I no go fit take ur {I no go fit take ur insult o}

Is this playing

Just like saying I should mention one type of food that I hate but which i love eating?

What type of playing is this

OP

no "Before & After photos" 4ur own dictionary

It's a shame everyone on front page is focusing on Reno instead of focusing on the issue

Which is...

"Why must Odumeje be rough handled and treated like a common criminal by his fellow igbo men right there in Igbo land"

If this demolition had happened in the North and Odumeje was rough handled like this by northern security agents, Igbos will start crying foul

Kai
see wetin poverty dey cause
e no go better for Buhari and APC

If to say country good, everywhere nice and Sapa no be bros OP friend, shey bros OP for dey Chicken Republic now dey eat chicken wings, instead of to dey him backyard dey catch, fry and eat insects

Officialsetlinn:
LOL! So, you will miss rainfall? Interesting.

If you you happen to travel to a country wey be say snow no dey fall there, rain dey hardly fall there and sun dey always hammer for there, swear say you no go miss rainfall

Nigerian police that we all know.
Recaptures about 443 prison escapees
All within 24hrs of their supposed escape?

Niggár please
Y'all should tell us something else

5. Constant rain fall.

Last week when having a chat with Bro, who's in Dubai, while I was complaining that the constant rain showers over here in Naija is becoming alarming

Dude asked if I was complaining?
That if he happens to ever come to Naija again, he'll definitely baff nákéd under the rain

....there are indeed so many things to miss about Naija once you're out of Naija

My Alma mater that year

The only town wen me con see say burial ppl dey carry DJ put for front of convoy wen Dem dey go and wen Dem dey return from mortuary

...very funny something to me at the time

Igbos no dey disappoint

She almost made me
fall off my chair reading this stuff

"thy shall not commit fornicáte"

Is this not that useless they_didn't_caught_me guy

PDP Lagos State chapter, has already planned to fail
Same thing with ADC, Rivers state chapter

MrWondah:
No wonder boys are making 3-500k daily on illegal refinery

boys be making 300k daily
and men be making 3m daily

Romanoff:
Na your exposure and limitations dey make you reason say teachers come this life to suffer.

Even guidance counselor wey I know for better private school for Abuja dey collect 250k.

Comot for trenches wey you dey in Jesus name.

Hanty, na teachers receiving 300k na e be the bone of contention here. not guidance and counselor receiving 250k.
Point the main shit out properly and leave the other shit behind.

N no try follow me up with insult again
I beg you.

Romanoff:
Depends on the location and other teaching certification you have.

I know teachers earning way above 300k monthly.

You lie so brazenly
And I like that about you

Can't remember the last time I drove out, with my car rims looking as sparkling as that of OP here.
And I dunno how people happen to feel so comfortable driving a dirty car around town.
To me, that act is synonymous with walking around town in a dirty cloth.

OP, no offense.

hopman98:
Na hungry geeboy dey rent aos. Guys wey don bizza dey live 4 their own houses

Living in ur own house is too much of a risk bro
...it ain't something I'll advice any Gee to do

Cos when the actual Men in Red come nab u for dat ur expensively built and extravagantly furnished house, say "bye bye" to that house from there on.

If I were Wike, I wouldn't leave PDP
But come next year, aside state's funds, I'll even use my personal money to ensure that PDP losses out in 2023 Presidential Elections.

At this point, Wike should just work from behind the scenes to ensure that LP garners massive votes in the South south, or in Rivers state atleast.

Maverick777:
swears bro!
exactly my thought, until I saw the bmw logo, I jess weak.
my love for that ride tho!

gimme till mid November, am f*ing that bitch!

On God!!!

tolue42:
My love for BMW

My love for BMW X6 lookalike
...Mercedes AMG coupe SUV

"bros, find me 2k, I go give you back later"

I was chatting with one like that on WhatsApp
...just of recent
And the big small girl said she's 21
N that coming over to visit me is no problem
But that I'll have to book Bolt for her
Plus she likes food a lot; small chops
(she clearly told me she wouldn't want to cook)
That I'll have to get her shawarma and juice when she comes around and when she's leaving I'll still need to get her pizza n ice cream for her to take home; plus I'll still need to order Bolt to take her home. Lol

Imagine the audacity of a girl her age

igbeke:
Bubu is proud of "lazy youths".
Tell me more.

The previous Bubu was more or less a rétard
But
The current Bubu is actually proud of em

Jus try knack her, even if na once, and I promise you, afterwards, all those her persistent pestering will cease

I remember back in 2018 when my boss dey teach me work, he dey drive Lexus 400h and be using iphone 6 while the girlfriend dey use iphone X.

The matter dey always baffle me back then.
But dude was a very simple guy though.

I guess Captain America right here is just one of the few simple dudes out there.

How people take dey gather mind approach a huge python in other to capture it or kill it, is what I don't understand

Me, if I happen to come across a python in any Bush ehn, there are two things involved
It's either I drop dead immediately or I run as fast as my legs can carry me

And if am to run?
Shit
There's also two things involved

And yet most people on Nairaland still thinks
Gov. Wike is a featherweight

Wait a minute

Are the Brits actually trying to convince PMB to try staying for a third term in office?

Because to them PMB is the Nelson Mandela of Nigeria or what

The earthquake no try

e no even near the staging areas of the
Talibans in the City of Kabul

Well well well
I guess it's safe to say, now, that Oga Bob is no longer just a mere "Crossdresser" as he initially started out to be.
Dude has now made himself a full-time "Transséxual"

just like King OT sang in his recent song
"The World Is Wicked And Evil".