₦airaland Forum

Question 1
WHERE is the #500,000,000,000 right now?

Question 2
WHY is it that each time the head of any government agency or high commission/institution in Nigeria is mentioned, all I hear are Alhaji this, Muhammed that, Buratai this, Wabba that, etcetera etcetera

W.H.Y

Anyways.....


"HaPPy BirthDay"

highness25:
. Today is also my birthday. Fellow Nairalanders abeg make una shower me with likes and shares. God has been faithful to me and my family, it's not easy to live in Rivers state considering the killings everyday. Thank you papa God

e get any part of Nigeria or any part of the world wey meaningless killings no dey occur??

If you think the killings in Rivers State is too much, Mr., relocate to your home state.

Or better still, relocate to Bornu state
Or to Ogun state

Or to Syria
Or to Iran
Or to Afghanistan



{I don't know why the foreigners in Rivers State always complain about this or about that, yet, they won't want to leave the state}.

Omo ...see as Okocha dey inside DAT Naija jersey

Even if Atiku was (or is) bad, no wahala.
make Nigerians still try him

Nigerians had thought PMB would be so good he would bring about the highly anticipated "Change" Nigeria so rightly derserves.

So, they decided to try him out in 2015.

Now, I believe Nigerians know better.


It's why almost everyone wishes to try out Atiku too.

Atiku is a renowned business mogul, who's alomost highly capable of revamping the economic condition of Nigeria.

In that vain, I doubt he could be any worse than PMB if he rules




(PMB a.s.s lickers, I dey my house
make Una come beat me)

saraki2019:
Most Christians have no brain in their skull

SAY "most people"
NOT 'most christians'

.....the fact that most people go to church doesn't make them all Christians

Is she Dead

If I was el presidente, na better "yellow" meat like this na e me go dey chop & pay off (2million bucks) codedly; on a regular.

.....not the likes of Toyin Lawani or whatsever the old, undesireable hag is called.

Fredmatic:
So #20 naira na loan?


The man must be sick

Stay there dey sip juice na

20naira na loan oh
...but, Only in the North

If they bring it down to Nigeria, I'll be glad knowing that Nigeria is still perceived as a great nation despite the ills befalling her.

...but if they don't, well, I guess I'll just have to keep weeping for Nigeria even as I keep praying that one day, "Nigeria Go Better again".

to me, dat shape no just make sense at all.

I recently saw the movie titled "Chief Daddy" which she featured in and I was like, WTF

Osama!!!

Dat guy worry sha

...so far, he's the only one who has been able to make the U.S of A bleed, right "in" their Homeland.

magzey:
please come out from your village, how many American bad boys dey prisons abroad.

What is this fellow talking about?

with the level of education the current president of Nigeria has, am afraid, everyone out there has no choice but to take it that such sightings are very NORMAL.

BigSarah:
Burna boy a proud easterner putting a westerner on the map.. BURNA BOY THE GREATEST

BURNA BOY is an easterner?
are you being serious right now

Wizkid is a product of Grace/Talent
Davido is a product of Hard work (very hard work)


...and if I were to pick between Grace and Hard work, I'll pick Grace anytime any day

abi suffer no dey tire u?

this boy always uses any opportunity he gets to announce to anyone who cares to listen that...he's the son of a VERY rich man

.....what an attitude

Aunty just stylishly stated how much it actually cost to get into her p.u.n.a.n.i after a first date

.....2million naira

My take on the matter is: in this 21st century, it doesn't really count wheather you lash on your 1st date or on your 11th date.

A man who's intentions wasn't really to 'stay' with you will still leave you. It wouldn't matter to him that it took you a day or a month before you gave "it" up to him.

Xisnin:
Are you a homosexual?
If No, then you have no standing to state that men don't dress seductively
because you cannot know how a seductive dress looks on men, only a gay can.

...only a gay can?
You mean a gay like you??


Speak no further, you're Gay.

Xisnin:
Why is nobody asking about the cloth the victims were wearing?

WTF
Are you gay

Crypto currencies like litherium, Bitcoin, Billioncoin, etc would be the new mediem of making 'untraceable' payments in the near future.

Nigeria & Nigerians aren't aware of this fact, yet.

cenaman:
LOPEZ 50? some of our female yeyebrity at 30 looks 60.

when they're busy trying to stay fly by sleeping with the likes of Ned Nwoko, rich Alhajis in Naija, wealthy Arabs in UAE, etc ...they're all bound to look very much older than their actual age ni

J. Lo @ 50?
Damn! Money is Good.
...she doesn't look her age

Melancho:
"The nominee (Amaechi) is just a beneficiary by chance. We are not doing this for him.”

Let the above statement sink in.

https://www.nairaland.com/5319717/one-hidden-reason-business-not

It just sunk in.

Damn!

simonlee:
seriously though, its not about checking the time...my hands feel "naked" when i'm not wearing a watch. who else feels that way?

I always feel same way too.

Oh!

So Wizkid was even ahead of him before now?
Then there's no News here.

Nexxxt

most Northerners who are heading sensitive positions in Nigeria are always talking without reasoning.

WHY

my FULL support goes all out to those guys who recorded, posted & tagged Access Bank.

randy males & females, like those in that clip, who take no thought before engaging in acts like this in their places of work ought to know that "everyday is for the thief, but one day is for the owner of the house".

.....they both got served what they deserve

you decided, abi, no one found you attractive enough to bed you

At least for ones let the prominent ones in Nigeria be at the receiving-end of something bad in Nigeria.

that's the only fun thing BBN show has to offer

and am thinking it's one of the reason the show has the amount of online viewers it has

...sexual .per.verts.