₦airaland Forum

that lady get mind sha
...kissing another man on your WEDDING DAY?

WTF

that's the highest form of disrespect a bride could give to a groom on their wedding day

But this lady, I doubt this is the highest level of disrespect she could dish out to this man if they were finally made 'Husband & Wife'


...the man took the right decision

the caption says "elephants"

so I was expecting to see a herd of elephants

This one too is promoting "soapy"

Indeed, the world is gradually getting to it's end.

...gone are the days when people secretly engage in disgusting & shameful acts and then shield it from public knowledge.

What's all this fuzz about anyway?

How does 'girls in bikini' translate into ''girls being na_ked''

Angelfrost:
If the Davido we know gets his hands on that kinda money, he will buy an island and get himself killed.

No be lie Bros...

If to say a pompous Nigga like Davido really get #30,000,000,000 for bank account, he no go dey let other Naija musicians hear word again cos he for since buy 1 or 2 customized Bugatti take dey groove like May Weather

If you ever believed Davido had up to 30billion in his account, gather HERE


.....you gullible mofos deserve a knock on your heads

Corrupt politicians are steadiy killing the Nigerian economy

...not even the 'yahoo boys'

But yet, EFCC is most active in apprehending 'yahoo boys'

this Teni of a person, na only Lesbians go fit dey gbadu her style sha

a real dude no fit dey imagine, dream or fantasize about taking this one to bed na

In that first photo, she looks...
"local & disgusting"

I'm hardly sorry for a single lady who's killed in a HOTEL ROOM

this one sef na Good Deed??

...wen bank transfer excess loan of $7m give u, u go fit deny say na $3m wey you see and not $10m??


abeg make una carry this news go front.


If given the chance or a choice, Ibo man would've kept the money for himself (he had no choice, that's why he had to return it).

GrabHisBalls:
Answer the question, the Nations in which gay laws have been passed, in what area(s) is Nigeria that haven't passed this law doing better?

Aunty, what is the issue here? ...tell us

Are you indirectly advocating for LGBT rights in Nigeria?
Are you bisexual?
Are you a lesbian?




{just codedly tell us where you stand so we'll know where exactly your agitations are coming from}

"any way is a Way"

.....Babes must hustle ass

buygala:
Nice Twerk

But hope it's not the one that when it's time for a D to log into the Alogopion, she will start asking for Vaseline or Power Oil

Nothing kills my libido like a dry Vagina ...these same ladies with very dry and dead vaginas will still be castigating a man with erectile dysfunction ...why won't I have erectile dysfunction when at the point of log-in, you are sending me to find vaseline or power oil upandan? ....Is it so Goddamn hard for you ladies to maintain a wet pusssy....common wet pusssy fa?

After all the pre-intimacy, Dick twerking, kissing and boob pressing, as I am about to insert my weapon, she then be like:

"Gala Baby, Do you have Vaseline or any other lubricant? ....let me rub small inside my V..."

As I am getting up to get the Vaseline, that's how my erection is going down ....Carrying Vaseline to put inside dry Vagina was not part of my home training

This is why I will always remain a slave to Sherifat .....Sherifat's Vagina is one in a million...Tight and warm, with her clit protruding a bit like a small penis...Her wetness during sex keeps increasing until she squirts..and she squirts like half a litre of cum per squirt session ....even then, her vagina is elastic enough to still keep her v-walls wrapped tight around my abuna.. Tell me why I won't be going Fifteen rounds per night with her

The only reason we broke up was because she wanted me to become a Muslim before I can marry her....It was with a lot of tears I waved Sherifat's love and pusssy goodbye

This guy sha, you be craze oh


But jokes apart though, me too, nothing puts down my appetite for sex like a pusssy that refuses to get wet and remain wet.

...my enthusiasm usually just go from very high to very low within 7minutes of digging the dry well.

Day169:
At the stated prices, i think buying the Innoson is, simply put, a waste of one's hard earned money!

ONLY BECAUSE it was made in Nigeria and by a Nigerian, abi

Bad guy...
Be patriotic for once na

Lol

Funmmyastic:
I just love this couple.They are still happy together despite all odds.

Happy you say?

My dear, appearance can be deceiving oh
...very deceiving.

simpacy:
Whether Jonathan was better than Buhari, one thing I know is that Jonathan was not good to the point that we will go back and beg him. Whether Nigerians were crying tears under Jonathan and crying blood under Buhari, what's important is that Nigerians were still crying under Jonathan.

my guy, during GEJ's administration many persons were not into politics, many persons never cared about politics and many persons never cried; not even for a day.

But since PMB came into power, due to the level of suffering people started experiencing, many persons have decided to get involved in politics so as to know what is really going on in the Nation.

As I type this, so many persons out there in Nigeria are weeping profusely (in case you don't know) because of the harsh economic environment they've found themselves.

...and am 100% certain that 50% of Nigerians would "beg" that GEJ should go back to ASO Rock, kick PMB out of office and continue presiding over the Nation.

But, alas, that can't be done.

YungTemy:
Nigeria police official Hilux.


Any time ekpoma boys see this white Hilux from a distance. Omo na to Japa. Weather you carry exhibit or not, na to discharge. Because if that Hilux near you, and you be guy man, them must pick you.

I swear down.

{them fools picked me up one certain time, threw me inside the back seat of their Hilux & then demanded to go through my iPhone. WHY?
...only because I was well dressed & with blings around my neck}
Lol

hopefulLandlord:
Sad

What happened to Jeremiah Omolewa only happens to lower level pastors who trust the blood of a Jew to protect them

The higher ups know no blood of someone who supposedly died 2000 years ago can protect them so they take their protection seriously by hiring bodyguards while selling stickers with words like "No weapon fashioned against me shall prosper" at exorbitant prices to the sheeples so they can raise more money to afford more and/or better bodyguards

Look at the Oyedepo. the oga @ the top of this man that died he's photographed here reciting bible verses to protect himself. you can see all those angels sent from the lord surrounding him. he can't be kidnapped and killed while having these divine protection angels.


www.nairaland.com/attachments/1579625_bishop_oyedepo_armedguards_jpegb39e32a64f9312239aa1f76d9f0634e3


look at the head of the Catholic church. showing how much he trusts the Jewish God to protect him

www.nairaland.com/attachments/7453541_pope_jpeg580d968d45432282eb748117800f36fd


Look at all the blood of Jesus surrounding Chris Okotie on the fukking pulpit of all places

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3215510_screenshot20151222051936_jpegd48c820c9856774712ab0d520e576a7d

Look at the blood of the lambs surrounding Oyakhilome

www.nairaland.com/attachments/9954973_img20190802195243458_jpeg8cb6c06f4a6741de06227170ad7f9ede


Look How confident Tom Samson is knowing no weapon fashioned against him shall prosper


www.nairaland.com/attachments/6245177_unnamed1_jpeg88f00756db30afdd9d0c2c94272d12f9

Suleiman is so confident of power of Yahweh that he's moving with swagger

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6245172_images1_jpegd981a8b1fae6a56cbfd792de36a93677

Ayo Oritsejafor and Anselm Madubuko walking through the valley of the shadow of death without fearing evil because Yahweh is with them

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6245170_images14_jpegda01dbfbdd9365f5db2a6d38f6d43e23

This pastor died because he didn't have the blood of Jesus protecting him unlike the pastors above

Members should keep paying for stickers and reflective jackets to protect them just like the above pastors are using stickers and jackets

Nice photos you posted.
They all got me laughing

But then, because they're men of God, they should forget common sense which would warrant one to employ security men to ward off some unscrupulous fellows who'll try to get at them or get to them unnecessarily?

They're men of God and so you think they don't need any security detail because if an unscrupulous fellow sees them on the street and just decides to throw a sachet water at them, it would just hang on the air?

Bros, even Jesus had 12 men around him at all times; when he was going about doing his father's work.



...STOP the criticism

Kylekent59:
What is "yahoo yahoo"

Niggas no longer use yahoo messenger, not any more.

They now make use of Facebook mostly.

Back then on "2go", all you need to do is to pretend and use a female gender and defraud people of their money, especially recharge card.

Now on FB, "dating is what they are doing"

On Nairaland, " fixed match scammers everywhere with their useless fake tickets which they edit to deceive people"

There is also credit card fraud. Using someone 's ATM to book flight, pay for items, fund accounts.


There is also 419, pretending to own a property and dupe people of their money.


Selling MB/data online and once the person pays, they flee and never use their user name again.


And finally, the "pastors"


All they do is to go and verify a family's home, know everything about them, their businesses, grand pa, grand ma, children, relatives.

One night they come and bury charm at your compound and when they see you the next day, they begin to tell you that they saw vision, that your friend is a witch, your neighbours are responsible for your loss, and that they would pray for you.

They come to your compound the next two days and start praying, then they go where they buried that charm and tell you to bring cutlass, you brought the cutlass and they dig and bring out red cloth with charms inside and tell you "this is the cause of your problems"


You go in and wipe your account for them.

People should be careful ooooo.





CC: lalasticlala, mynd44

which kind casting con be all diswan

BlackfireX:
Leave them joor , stop disturbing them

U no get sense, abi?

If na u Dem catch for China, doing this very kind of business ...plus, with an expired Visa... U think say Dem go leave u?

Freshbaba95:
I don't understand the second to the last ooo. What car is that?

It's a car best suited for carrying the Pope around and about

that of the VATICAN is my favorite

Cool outlook
Cool interior

I like it.

"...you're a barawo"


that part really got me laughing

she was actually cheating on him when they were together as husband and wife?

Fvck it!

He was right to have retrieved the car from her cheating a$$


I don't condone cheating ...and no man should.
But if you're a woman and you're willing to forgive a cheating husband?
Well... (what can i say) "blessed are the merciful; for they shall obtain mercy" ...(from God).

Private matters which ought to remain private or maybe be jotted down in a diary or something, people just choose to bring them out to social media

W.H.Y.

Truly, I know some guys would actually line up to pay that 2million bucks just to bleep Toyin Lawani (her puna. is worth it)

...but it surely doesn't worth 20mil

Me, I will not let such an opportunity slip. But ONLY IF it is a younger white female or if the said 'old' woman is extremely wealthy.

Guys like these na Dem just dey make EMOLGA no wan develop so me sef go begin sell my lands for outrageous prices ...the way PHALGA people have been doing since

Timi1990:
Those bunch of idiots should be using the juju on senators and house of rep members they vote for who are just chopping their money , instead of innocent oyinbo people

The senators and house of rep members they vote for who are just chopping their money, do you know the kind of or quality of juju that they themselves are using?

Trust me, bro, you don't wanna know.