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I guess he is new in the game. with a handicap of - 1 he still has a lot to learn. Watching Polo tournaments ain't fun for me anymore. The game was a hit for me from the late eighties into the nineties watching great Polo players like Hussain Jamal, Dapo ojora, dantata and daule baba.

Phamoxy:
This happened last week Saturday, my pressing iron got fault and I have to iron cloth for church d following day which is Sunday.. There is this female neighbour of mine that I once borrowed USB cord from her and since then we started becoming close, so I thought I shud go to her and borrow iron to press my cloth...On getting dere I knock the door but the person opened the door at the second knock, lo n behold I met her friend there and i also saw her boyfriend inside and dat was the first time I will see dat her friend since I got there though I know she has a roommate... So I told her sorry I thought its your friend and she said what is it, I told her my iron was faulty and she shud please borrow me there own, she said which type of iron( frowning face), I said pressing Iron..she just look me one kind and shot the door. I felt so embarrassed and felt as if the ground shud swallow me.I have never been so embarrassed like that before in my life.My fellow nairalanders why are some girls like this in this century. This girl in question is a mature girl oo and not a teenager, I heard she work with infinix and that her boyfriend has a car.

Na you find trouble. When the person wey you know no dey house you for simply go your room wear your clothe like Dat. U decide to form Rambo dey do no retreat no surrender and when u mention pressing iron u simply disturbed her quiet time with her bobo. I beg look for babe wey dey work with Samsung she fit get car.

JuicyGee:
40 ke? That's definitely not true.. But lets pretend its true.
So if you said you've dated 40 women, is either you're a womanizer or you're just a wack fellow who doesn't know how to make his women stay

He is a player that knows how to control his game. He has a specific number in mind. When he achieves his target he will settle down.

I believe he must have dated above the numbers he specified. A friend once hit the mark of 80 babes and the 81st is his wife. Do not ask me how I know. The truth is guys have a data base.

omron:
I greet Fellow nairalanders happy Sunday.

Something has been bothering me so I decided to share it here. One Sunday evening a friend of mine drove me on his bike to a nearby filling station to my house and the lady who served me the fuel was a very pretty lady. I fell in love with her on first sight and ask for her number which she gave me and I started calling her on phone and she does respond well to any of my calls. We later met at a planned place after she closed from work last week. Then she told me few things about her that she stays with her sister that she just came to Ibadan from benue state and that she just spent four months in Ibadan and at the place of work.

I asked her her salary, it was then she told me she collects #10k per month. I pity her and told her if we know better I will help her get better offer. The most painful thing was that this lady works round the clock. From Monday to Sunday and she must resume 6am and closes 8pm at night.

I said to myself which kind of job is this...
Later as we were chatting she perceived beer odour coming from my mouth and said she does not like anyone that drink beer and I promised her I won't take beer again cos of her and she said no problem...

Since then if I call her she will pick and tell me she is busy that she doesn't have time. After two days, she did not even pick my calls again. I love this lady so much and I don't want to lose her. I am confused right now. Pls what should I do? Should I go and meet her there or I should leave her or is it because of the beer she was discouraged or what? Pls nairalanders I need advice

You are simply infatuated. Just relax cos we are not in the raining season yet. The harmattan fit dey make you cold in the morning and the dry air by noon worsens the situation. When rain fall the weather go dey OK and you go dey breathe fresh air and you no go remember the babe again.

lakesidepapa:
You are right bro. The previous and present kings in Ile Ife since Odua passed away are slaves. Quotes me and I'll explain how it was.

Please explain. I want to know the details if you don't mind.

The alake pledged to provide evidence. If he truly said that then I am looking forward to seeing the evidence.

cdaboss:
so 30 empty trucks were following him? Ok

Nopes. The trucks were not empty. The adoration ministry members occupied the trucks. While some sat in the trucks others stood and big buses were used as well. I am not a Catholic but I witnessed it yesterday cos I was at the Polo Park mall.

scantee:
Hello N'landers! Please i am very sorry to come up again with this my fiancee matter again, for those of you who might be familiar with my previous threads https://www.nairaland.com/2666138/want-call-off-marriage..i-feel concerning her attitudes will understand better.

Brief Intro: i met this girl some years back when she was still on 1st Semester 200L in one of the university in SE states, though we met in Lagos...we fell in love <fast forward> i wanted to marry her then but she said i should allow her finish her school before we can officially get married (she was 20yrs then) while i was in my mid 20tez as well, so i decided to wait since i am still young & not in a rush, we are like everything to each other, i introduced her to my entire family members, friends, relatives & work coliquez, i made them understand we would be getting married during or after her final year in school, we are in a distance relationship because my work takes me to places within & outside the country, we only spent time together only during her holidays (i.e after 4 months) practically all her friends knows about me though i never met them in person, we really love each other so much that people believe we are unbreakable...

To shortened the story..we spent time together in Lagos last xmas before she traveled for new year..while i stayed back in Lagos, & we have agreed that we would be getting married this being her final year in school, i noticed that since she left for the new year celebration in her village our communication declined so much, she hardly called or pick my calls, when i complained she attributed that to a bad network in the village where she went to spend some days with her friend that was getting married that last year.

NOW SHE IS BACK TO SCHOOL..the same thing is still happning, she does not give me much attention again, hardly called, if i called she will claim to be so tired having hectic day in school, so i got tired of everyting yesterday when i called her she did'nt pick my call rather she text me that is was very busy & will call me back when she is done, after 2hrs no call back i decided to call her back & her number was busy, after she done making her call she picked my & said she was on call with her sister, i asked what she was doing that kept her busy from 8;30pm -10:30pm she said she was ironing & cooking. I felt unconvinced i asked her are you tired of me? She said yes & laughed, i was shocked, i ask her why, she said she can't even explain it herself, i then ask..

ARE U SEEING SOME ELSE OR HAVING CRUSH ON ANY GUY? She said yes that it started last year, the guy use to come visit her in her hostel, but now she has lost contact with the guy, though nothing has ever happend between them, i felt like i was dreaming because i can swear for this girl that she can never do such...she said though she declined the guys proposal to date him because she does not see the possibility of it happning. Now i fell betrayed after all these years of waiting even when some friends adviced me against it, i have lost the trust in her, right now i feel so hurt, she pleaded that she don't even understand what is happning to her that she is confused, she then said she just feel like being left alone to concentrate in her final year project...

please i feel so sad right now because i put all my egg in one basket in the name of love, my imagination is just going wild about her right now, i have lost apitite for food & loosing concentration, i so much love & trust her. Please how do i overcome this now? help me..

Bros it's time to move on in life. The relationship is now at ground zero

Gelengelen:
bro...she is from auchi, etsako west. We really need her people like u have pointed out.

Presently we are in niger state. Her brothers live among the hausa muslims there. Going to that area might warrant them attacking us cause it is a taboo for a muslim to convert to christian and what is so bad is that a christian is coming to marry their sister who was once a muslim.

God help me ooo.

Na wa o . May God help you on a way out. Not advisable you visit her brothers then. The option of going to auchi to see her uncles should be looked into if the uncles can invite the brothers to auchi.

The truth is you need their consent. You have to pray on this matter.

Gelengelen:
my brother thank u for this hint.

My case with my fiancee is a big issue here.

She converted from islam to christianity. All her family members abandoned her for choosing christianity. Her parents are late.

Up till date they dont want to hear anything from her. No aunts no uncle, someone from a different tribe is d one housing and taking care of her.

If i finally want to start d marriage rite, wont there be difficulty for both me and her?

Help me here my brother. Ur advise will be key to our marriage.

Their might be a difficulty if you don't approach this issue in a diplomatic way. My guess is your fiancee might be from Owan East L. G. A or Akoko Edo L.G. A where we have most of the Muslims in Edo State.

My take is your fiancee needs to consult with elders in her church on this issue. A peace meeting with her relatives has to be convened in which some church elders has to accompany her to make peace with her relatives and also get some elders from her village involved.

All issues have to be resolved amicably because they are the same relatives your family, you and your fiancee will visit for traditional marriage rites to be performed. I wish you all the best.

sage2:
There is this girl that has been my very good friend for six months now. I really love this girl and want to marry her. Now I want to pop the question during our WhatsApp chat. Is it appropriate?

Not appropriate. You need to have the balls to talk to her face to face. If you don't have that confidence I will advise you forget her. Do you intend taking out a page on Vanguard or punch to propose as well? Be a man bro and develop that liver.

Gelengelen:
Op we are together in d same ship ooo.


I have an edo fiancee too.


I think u shouldnt try to impress anyone with ur wedding ceremony. Remember you and your would be wife will still eat after the whole ceremony.


May i ask, how much is the bride price in edo state?

We do not sell our daughters out in marriage. We only give out their hands in marriage and wish them marital bliss. The moment you are told the bride price you will be amazed. The bride price might just be less than half the price of a moccasin shoe at mandilas. i. e an amount very affordable and in most cases kids around during the ceremony are given the money to buy sweets and biscuits.

agarawu23:
[b][/b] chop knuckle

The only way you can have a low key wedding is if you present yourself and your bride to the imam or pastor and ask to be joined in holy matrimony in the presence of your parents and few relatives. A maximum of 10people and you buy light refreshments of meat pies and soft drinks. Any thing aside that ain't low key anymore. It simply becomes an ariya repete

Guyman02:
Thats the initiative of Gen Ihejirika approved by GEJ, he was inspired by the achievement of former Biafran rebels during the Nigerian civil war abandoned by successive govts due to tribalism and nepotism

Igirigi is an Igbo word for falling dew.

This product is a tribute to forgotten Biafran scientists and engineers and Nigerian citizens who sacrificed during that ugly war, I visited the War Museum in Umuahia and saw an armoured vehicle engineered by the rebels called 'Red Devil' and wish that the Army will produce another variant called 'red devil or green devil' soon

If only Nigeria will combine the technological ingenuity of the Igbos and the software brilliance of Yorubas the country can become potential exporter of finished technological goods. But tribalism seems to be choking us all.

My brother you are so on point. I saw the amoured vehicle and other weapons of war at the museum last year and I wondered why talents were wasted after the civil war. It's over 45years that the war ended and I can only imagine how we would have advanced technologically in weapons development if the government had trained the engineers that designed the armoured vehicles after the war.

Hmmn. As at 1982 Dem never born you. Small pikin wey dey try claim levels.

Dis Na case of people wey no dey matured. Sophia cursed the day she met the kid known as Davido. She never cursed the days she opened her legs wide for him to browse on Wifi. It clearly shows that she was not well brought up or she lost it at some point and her stock in trade is to chase men and boys.

Davido feels as the son of a billionaire he can go scot free with his actions. One night stand with a babe without protection made him a father and he has to take responsibility of his action. If Dem like make Dem fight for wrestle mania sef e no concern me. Na only Twitter people for dey get power.

Were family

The gods just demanded for their own share of Xmas gift.

The key is staying faithful to your spouse to avoid stories of had I known. My guy says he uses double condoms so he can't get the virus as long as both condoms can't fail simultaneously.

Oloriburuku somebody. go ahead and divorce your husband rather than cheat on him.

Fayose don turn pastor. E dey good make we dey pray but the part wey make me laff na the people wey join fayose for the prayers. E be like say the man wey wear blue and the one wey wear white dey doubt fayose prayers. And that woli wey wear white Cassock put hand for chin dey vex.im just dey talk for im mind say upon all the money wey u make as governor for 2003.u win election the second time still dey make money now u dey do pastor work wan spoil my hustle. I no go say amen to your prayers if u think say na u Dem go give offering I go snatch am from u.

Congrats on your wedding.

The banner in the church brings back childhood memories of my Johnny Walker days with friends trekking through letmauck barracks to ijokodo.

[quote author=Abbykem post=41158970][/quote]Why e dey always pain una when Dem talk the truth about babes. Give ur award to your boyfriend or future husband

lepasharon:
Everybody's poop smells

And smell get levels. Region of lower concentration to a higher concentration

lepasharon:
Why did you flashy her.. Doesn't everybody poop?

Everybody poos but her own poo smell fit send somebody to the great beyond. For a babe that ran away from the smell of her poo and expected her boyfriend to absorb the smell. I resemble nuclear scientist.

Babes can form. Na so one of my ex girlfriend go always say she wan shower when e be say na poo. She go quickly bath after doing her thing and finish my air freshener wey I dey manage. Every day for the thief and one day for the owner of the house. She come visit the day wey I no get air freshener and use the same style of I wan shower. Dis time around she waka immediately say she dey come back as she get to do one or two things. Na so I see her off come back make I pee. As I open toilet door Na so I fall Yakata like person wey Dem lay hands for im head to cast out demon. The moment wey I recover I escape from my flat lock door go stay overnight for my friend place. If to say I no escape the nuclear gas wey dey my toilet for kill me. I fashy the babe sharp sharp.

Hmmn. I thought as much. Na bottom power you take get job. No wonder you are dating three men and both of them are your bosses at work.

Your case dey similar to Raji Rasaki own when im be governor of Lagos state and e wan address workers wey dey construct bridge for site.

One, two, three both of you come here. I say who build dis gada.

midehi2:
Eeyaah! pity on him, he deserves it anyway

He deserves no pity. A man who takes orders from his mum and relatives is not matured enough to run a home. The woman should leave before she ends up in a body bag

I will advise you see a shrink.

I no understand how normal person go enter market use im money buy jeans and when she reach house carry razor blade tear d jeans come dey pose say na new style for fashion

Na Linda make sense for the picture Jare.