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Midehi:
Guys, can you be bold to enter and see the drama and God's work in a labour room, can you go in there with your wife?


Pls, say your mind and be truthful about it.

Ladies, how will you feel if your man should be with you in labour room..

That is not a difficult task.I was with my wife when she went into labour.God bless women o.it was an action movie.The pains wey dem dey go through no be small thing.one moment she is asking me to hold her and the next moment she is shouting I should let go and get out.

As an engineer who has witnessed so much in life my mind strong pass steel.I held her hands in the labour room during delivery and encouraged her to push while I mopped the sweat from her forehead and I really pitied her.The midwife kept on telling her when to push and to prevent her from having tears she had to use their surgical scissors to cut her womanliness twice.Out of curiosity I watched and I said so I don dey become surgeon today.when the baby's head was about coming out the midwife asked me to encourage my wife to give one last push.na so I say baby please push and I move go see how the baby was coming out.the head all covered with blood and me I no even recognize wetin dey come out as I wonder weda na black stone covered with blood.it was actually his hair and the little head came out while the midwife turned the head slowly,the shoulder,limbs and other parts came out and I saw a little baby.

Alas I heard the scream as my little boy inhaled his first breathe of air for my complicated country and I hugged my wife and knelt down to thank Baba for giving us the gift of life.I waited for him to be cleaned up and the midwife said the baby has to be fed. Na im I say lai lai make una let me hold my son.

I carried my heir ,knelt down and prophesied into his life and raised him up to God and gave thanks to the father for giving me a son whose future will be brighter than mine.Then I handed him to his mum so that he can feel the warmth of the great woman who carried him in her womb for nine months .He weighed 4.0kg

Na so I hand am over to nurse make dem give am baby milk while I called family members and friends to break the good news .

I was still in the labour room while the placenta came out and her womanliness was stitched.I escorted the placenta to the toilet and flushed it.I remember say Chinese people dey chop am.

Though I was told a man fainted in that same labour room even before his wife delivered and the nurses kept on wondering how I kept my nerves.

If u no get liver u no fit witness am.I am looking forward to my wife's next delivery. As usual I will be in that labour room with her. I am from the heart beat of the nation.my liver dey kampe.

bushdoc9919:
See my original statement...it has been modified.

The problem is that power supply in Nigeria is not working.If it was working...we would have been paying less.

Doc its not just about nigeria. These telecom firms rip us off consistently with their rates. The excuse of power supply is tenable but the truth is they carry out their surveys before investing in any country considering all pros and cons.What about a country like Ghana that has power supply that is more stable than Nigeria.In Ghana the rates are high as well. Believe me doc these telcos make enough profit.We the subscribers absorb the effect.

bushdoc9919:
And they have to pay staff, pay insurance

Doc they still make more than enough profit.what they pay their staff is peanuts across board.

Germaine324:
Weed? Are you freaking kidding me? All women that have used Indian hemp for their hair have gotten high by mistake. I, mistakenly guys, being one of them. LOL

Now I have to start praying for you.The urge to take weed must stop.receive your healing

Germaine324:
LOL...I don't bloody care. Nigerian men haven't treated me better either.

Don't stereotype nigerian men.A man will always be a man irrespective of the continent .all I go tell u be say no go carry aborigene come home wey go dey inside car with you then jump down carry spear to go hunt for crocodile for river.

Captainswag225:
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You .okay I underestimated you.but you need to hustle well.Are you gonna feed her with weed.

Germaine324:
True but am betting more on an Aussie. ( Australian)

Hahaha.Naija women too like better thing.u no want any stressful hustling.u wan dey kampe for easy life.All the best in your search for an Aussie but no go follow the type wey we dey see for Nat Geo wild.E go hard for you to escape.flight na for 24hrs o.

Germaine324:
I really think you should read my earlier post, I personally bashed the the so called 'celeb'. WTF, am a Nigerian! That am not staying in Nigeria doesn't mean am staying in Ghana either. Honest, read my posts again.
Second, my advice was truly for the two of you. I was actually taking your side at first with th 'nineties ' comment. He was wrong, admitted, but is bantering( like my two 5year old brothers) gonna help? Just get over it, darling. People say things!

Noted. Alright my fellow nigerian.nothing wrong in being a Ghanaian. You might marry one someday

Germaine324:
I would but I don't have any. Oooh, wait, what about you not answering the nigga at all, it just makes 'em sound really dumb and not worth your time? ( honestly, no disrespect to your opponent)

I am not an opponent and neither am I dumb miss.I guess both of you are Ghanaians and i did not diss the subject matter cos of her nationality.if she were to be a nigerian I would do same as well.

it's a disrespect by your statement cos you saw nothing wrong when captain swag mentioned my mother.

Captainswag225:
celebrity? Are u normal or do u need another roll of weed? Ganja goat.

Your parents really tried to give you the desired upbringing but you lost it along the line .The weed makes your case a pathetic one.

Captainswag225:
have u forgotten i buy it from u? We even use it together at times. Super mumu.

Your craze no get part 2.enjoy your celebrity status.Oshisco

Captainswag225:
super mumU

I pity you.The weed you smoke is really good.

Captainswag225:
like ur mada ryt?

No.more like yours.

LamLam15:
My experience in the hands of the dreaded men of the highway popularly known as “one chance” is not one to be forgotten so soon.
It is important for us to share our experiences so others can learn from them and see caution in other for them not to fall prey of one.

My experience goes thus:

It was on a Tuesday evening on my way back from work around 10:30pm. I had stopped over at a friend’s place that normally helps me in buying meat from his customers around Onipan; they sell good ones at very reasonable prices. I quickly rushed down to his house, picked up the meat, pay him for it and head straight back to Onipan bus-stop to board a bus going towards Ketu-Ojota as I stay around Ogudu.

On getting to Onipan bus-stop, in front of the police station beside Forte Oil filling station, I met about five other guys waiting to board a bus as well and the entire highway looks deserted with few vehicles going to and fro. As at that time, whatsapp messages kept on coming in from my wife saying it was too late for me to be outside at that time since I didn’t go out in my car. The chat went on and on….the only thing on my mind was to see a bus very fast going towards my route so I can go home to my family.

After a short while of waiting, here comes a neat well painted (Lagos Commercial bus colored) Volks-Wagen bus with a usual aggressive “conductor” shouting “ketu-Ojota-Mile 12….. N100 ketu-ojota”!! Only two of us ran to the bus with the rest still waiting at the bus-stop. I never sensed foul play as my mind was only fixed with one thing; home. After shouting for a while calling passengers, the driver moved to the next bus-stop called “Aladiye” still at Onipan. A very close friend was standing there busy pressing his phone, waiting for a bus when the bus parked by his side with the conductor repeating his lines “Ketu-Ojota-Mile 12…….N100.00 Ketu-Ojota”. He (My friend) felt reluctant at first; maybe for the fear of too many guys in the bus. Then I called him….”wale (not real name), wale”. He then responded “guy…how far now? You just dey go home?” then I replied “yes o my Brother. Na wetin man go chop cause am o”. So I told the bus conductor to stand up from my side and allow my friend sit beside me, he quickly objected as there was only one person in the back sit. Wale seeing me in the bus felt at peace and hopped in to the back sit. The conversation then continued with blutooth. Wale then said “Ore, why didn’t you go to work in your car”? “Omo with the traffic around Apapa these days, I go on public transport. I only take my car on Fridays…you know as e dey go now?” I replied. The bus had gotten to another bus-stop called “Church”. A Bros I know also entered the bus. I dodged for him; never wanted him to see me cos he is always in need begging for money. And I mean always.

The driver then moved on to Palm-groove bus-stop. With no passenger at the bus-stop, he drove on. Then the conductor started asking for money. I dug my hand into my front pocket, brought out N500.00 and paid for two; myself and my friend. While waiting for my N300.00 balance and at the same time in deep thought of my family, they declared thus “Hey everybody, you have entered one chance….respect yourself…” I rose up my head to this amazement of whether these “crazy bastards” still exist or they are only joking. The guy sitting beside me started struggling with them when one of the “one chance” guys sitting in the extreme end on the same sit started hitting him hard on the head with a big stone and the guys on the sit behind us hit him with knuckles and gun butt in a bid to calm him down. They hit him on the head until blood started gushing out of it.

I then raised my hands, with my Samsung Galaxy Note 4 in my hand and my BB in one of my front pockets. One of the two guys sitting beside the driver collected the Note 4 from me. Then they stopped bordering me as they focused on other victims. Deep down, I was happy as I still had my BB with my N21k in my pocket. At the time, my friend Wale who is obviously taller and relatively huge was their center of focus. The craziest one among them sitting right behind me holding a gun; pointed the gun at Wale; ordering him to surrender all he has to him. While reluctantly bringing t out, the “Crazy” gave him a heavy blow on his lips and threatened to shoot him. “Abi were nie ni…moni ko fun mi ni owo apo e. olo fe ma s’agidi. E be like sey I go shoot one person for leg so una go know sey we no dey joke o” he said as he released a shot in the air. Then Wale started begging; released all the money plus ATM in his pocket to one of them. “How much dey there?” said the “Crazy”. “N50k” said Wale. Then they asked how much the guy sitting beside me has in his pocket, he brought out N350.00, N2k Nokia phone and 2ATM cards. They asked how much he has in his ATM when the guy replied “N3k”. The crazy now said angrily “so na because of N350, N2k Nokia phone and N3k in your account you wan kill yourself? No dey try am again o. we go just kill you comot; nobody fit hold us”.

At this time we were already in Gbagada cos instead of going straight, they made a turn beside Batola Machine Tools Company, Anthony and headed towards Gbagada via Charley Boy before making a turn on the bridge facing Anthony-Oshodi again. I was nursing the ambition of going home with my BB and N21k in my pocket when one of them dug his hand in my pocket and took them. He then said “wetin be this (showing me my BB)? Sebi you say u don give us everything. You even get money” “haa….i no know say the phone even dey there. I think say I don drop everything o……na a your own, take am naa.” I said. Meanwhile, I had my ATM and another N2k with some change in my back pocket.
They then forced others to release whatever they had on them while pointing guns to Wale to release his ATM PIN to them. He quickly gave them a fake PIN. Not satisfied, they insisted he must follow them to an ATM machine where he will make a withdrawal for them. He then pleaded that he had withdrawn everything in his account which they already collected.

They later dropped us along the road in a flower garden very close to Anthony after UPS office, Gbagada. I then took a cab home with my friend Wale. On getting home, I narrated my ordeal to my wife who said she’s been calling my line to no avail. I then remembered I bought a Chicken Suya….”oh one of then eating it in the bus” I realized.

It was really an awful experience as they were so mean and ready to kill anyone found not cooperating.

I urge the Lagos state government to rise up to its primary responsibility of protecting the life and property of every Lagosian by working closely with security operatives in tracking these dreaded and heartless men down before it is too late.
Kindly share your “One Chance” experience if you have any so others can learn. If you don’t, kindly follow so as to learn from people’s experiences.

Please ignore errors and omissions as this was posted without cross reading.

God Bless Nigeria.

Lalasticlala please help move this to front page for better audience

I am happy you came out of the ordeal in one piece.Please as a precautionary measure don't be distracted when entering public transport at that time of the day.Be fully focused and scan the passengers inside the bus well before making a move.Though not everyone can afford it at that time of the day it's advisable you charter a taxi.

I had my own experience at jibowu ten years ago.I just got back from a trip same day and dropped most of the cash I had with me at home before going to Surulere to visit a friend.
I took a bike from surulere to jibowu by 8p.m and waited for a bus going to ketu.The crowd at jibowu bus stop was unimaginable and the struggle to get a bus was fierce and yours sincerely rushed into a private cab known as kabu kabu.I was delighted at my smartness and settled down to enjoy the ride to ketu.The first lesson I learnt in life after my experience was to always be patient and calculative.Never be in a hurry and always have a plan.

The cab stopped at obanikoro close to a BMW saloon car that developed a fault.The owner was disturbed and his friend tried to calm him down while a mechanic was trying to rectify the fault.It was after my ordeal I realised they would have robbed the owner of the BMW and his friend but the mechanic's presence turned the tables against them because it would have been a contest of three against four.

The cab driver and the passenger in the front seat alighted and asked what the problem was while the mechanic told him not to worry that it will be sorted.

In my perfect state of foolishness I got caught up in the euphoria of the two men I pushed aside to enter the cab at jibowu and came back to reality when the driver said pay your money and I noticed we were still within obanikoro area.I dipped my hands into my pocket to bring out my T fare and the man sitting beside me tried to forcefully remove my phone from my pocket.As a sharp guy I quickly grabbed his hand and shouted why u wan thief my phone.

The next thing I heard was a sharp sound and I saw so many stars.Believe me when you are dazed you will surely see stars just like the ones we witness in cartoons.The kain slaps I received right ,left and centre pass the one wey happen to thief wey dem catch.

When the beatings subsided I was subjected to a question and answer segment while the man in front pointed a gun at me and threatened to blow my brains out.

Driver:How much u get before we kill u

Me: Oga I no remember .i beg make una no kill me and I gratefully handed over my wallet.

Driver:oya wey your phone

Me: I replied sorry sir.Oga take your phone.

As I handed over the phone I felt pained that my newly acquired Sony Ericsson T 100 phone dey waka like a candle in the wind.The blue back display lights always thrilled me and those nice ring tones of the phone.

The crazy driver gave me my sim card and I begged them not to push me out of the cab as soon as the devil in the front passenger seat mentioned that to the driver when he started moving at top speed.
The driver slowed down and promised to let me go that I cooperated. As soon as the taxi stopped ,the driver gave me N10 and I was told to move slowly towards the entrance gate of one of the streets at obanikoro as if I was trekking home or else I will regret any stupid action I take.

Na so I dey waka towards gate they recite all the prayers wey come my head.na im I hear the car zoom off.I ran into the street and ran out again.na dat time i sit down for road kerb come dey breathe heavily and I come shout awon were won fe pami.I escaped o.

I trekked from obanikoro to ketu and bought N5 pure water at ojota.Na so I enter okada from ketu reach my house collect money from my cousin give okada man.I didn't sleep till dawn cos I wasn't sure if it was as a result of body pains or the pains of my Sony Ericsson phone taken away by one chance robbers.

That singular event turned me to a pro afterwards as my security level became higher than the one at Pentagon.

She resemble masquerade.

Ogboni fraternity. High level cultists no be the moin moin cultism wey students dey do for higher institutions.

Guy move on with your life.she is not a part of your life.what will be will be.Focus on your future.In the fullness of time your destined wife will come.

hadura29:
I am actually hoping to get a job soon, also getting few certifications also. But the msc I might end up at noun due to it's flexibility.

Thanks a lot... God bless..

You welcome always .I wish you all the best.

hadura29:
Hi, do you running think running an MSc program at NOUN Is a good idea? Please I need advise

It all depends on the way you view it.if you have a part time or full time job,job searching or you have a business you are handling I will advise you do your MSc at NOUN as long as the course is accredited.

However, if you are not fully occupied with a job or business I will advise you do your MSc programme in any institution offering the course you have interest in close to your location.

Iddiot:
yes sir.....Enugwu-ukwu

Ok noted.I drive through your town often to avoid the bad portion of the road at umunya on the highway to Onitsha.Enugwu-ukwu is a nice and quiet town.

Iddiot:
sounds like u re nkoli's brother/sis

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Nopes.I ain't a brother to anyone with such moniker

I checked your profile. Are you from NJIKOKA LGA

SexyStrawberry:
I really don't get this trending nose ring of a thing for ladies o, each time I see it on a girl's nose, the only thing that comes to my mind is Fulani Cows, and immediately in my eyes u loose ur beauty.

See execution.U wicked o. Chai diaris godu o

donholy28:
Damn! she has many skin colors

No bro.babes call it colour blocking

Alexander001:
and unical

Yeah I know.I just mentioned some institutions and not all.

yormite:
Thanks bro I intend on doing Msc in biophysics or medical physics hope I won't have to do Pgd any idea of schools running Msc in such program in Nigeria thanks bro

I do not have an idea of which institution offers biophysics or medical physics for MSc in Nigeria.I will advise you ask friends studying in other institutions nationwide and seek the opinion of your lecturers.

The following institutions listed below offer physics as first degree course and you can start your search from there.

OAU,UI,UNIBEN,UNILAG,FUTA,FUTMINNA,FUTYOLA,UNIJOS,UNICAL,ABU,FUTO,UNN,UYO,ATBU,UNIABUJA,DELSU,UNIMAID,UNAAB. and option of travelling abroad to study.All the best in your academic endeavors.

yormite:
Am an undergraduate of physics education 300l am intending to pursue my Msc in biophysics or medical physics what are my chances am afraid of what have been hearing is that I can't do Msc outside Education field

Dear undergraduate do not allow what people say to have a negative influence on your perception about physics.

It all depends on the institution where you want to have your MSc.Their are so many areas of specialization for MSc in physics and not just education only.You can further your studies abroad or in Nigeria after graduation in the area of specialization of your choice for your MSc in physics.

Please do carry out detailed investigation.

seunwen2:
NB: am currently serving

You do stand a good chance if you develop your skills on physics electronics and not solid state physics. Telecom and IT firms should be your focus based on your discipline.Try to get few certifications to enhance your chances.

If you are not interested in such firms you can definetly apply for graduate trainee jobs when you see such adverts for banks,Oil companies or FMCG

Not as easy as compressing akara balls into sliced agege bread .

The Oba smokes original weed

forgiveness:
True talk, We Nigerians don't know the history/secret behind rapid development in developed countries. Quality Education is the major driver the rapid development in any serious Nation.

THESE PICTURES NA SMALL COMPARE TO WHAT'S ON GROUND

Not as beautiful as the hostels built with Clay bricks in legon .Two occupants in a room and some for four.I actually shared a room with a colleague for three months in Ghana hostels.all facilities provided and a kitchen to cook with a balcony to spread your clothes on the line.Naija government has to send officials to University of Ghana legon,Capecoast university and KNUST to see how hostels are maintained and borrow a leaf from them.

The boys don't look normal.probably the effect of taking too much weed.They should be checked into a psychiatric hospital.

That is change from aregbesola's perspective.