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match wasnt worth it- nw am stuck

15mins to go- i ned a perfectly good excuse to go watch d match

My bag of condoms else i'd hav been a papa jnr ages ago

Tipsy

U need to send d txt 75 times-75 is d ancient symbol of luv. If u nid more tips cal me on 080 GO FIGURE

whitesturd:
awww.now dis is so sweet.tnx sweetie

whitesturd:
tnx swthrt.u the best

hmmm- sweetie, swthrt , because its ur bday i wont fight- lets leave d fightin 4 anoda day bhind closed doors offcourse
i'll b runnin a bit late 4 ur parry gettin d jet filled -Jonathan fall my hand using d jet no S.A e no fit refill am

Creamish:
Life witout men . . . same blank page

yeah rite- d "ish" wud be missing

me needs a break

hi need a ride!

i could- do u cook pounded yam and egusi well, and will u rub my aristo stomach while am eating

Odunnu:
sweet

as in u wud like to eat me

hot!
and ur smile na die

hmmm!

^^^dis guy u no dey sleep?
@my one and only

Happy Birthday QTpie,
U r d BESTest,
SWEETerest,
CUTIEst,
Babe in d WHOLE WORLD!
Have FUN Sugar!
and GOD Bless you.

overloaded

Missy B:
Get Yourself anatha man . . . . there are a million out there.

yeah right!

OP are u per chance blond?
D brothers are playin good cop bad cop wit u, after d oda bro don chop u tire e go pass u to a sharp coz or paddy

Am not sexist or bush jst statin obvious facts.
Hav u hed/seen a happy unmarried career woman

Am not blamin women jst statin a theory. A man's role is to provide mtrl and security while d woman caters. Howeva wat we hav nw ar emasculated men

Sumtin happened @my place of work, dat got me tinkn.
A newly married female colleague got fired & ws replacd by a single dude.
On face value nothin special occurred, but a deeper look & u begin 2c d butterfly effect.
D sackd married woman is nw forcd to take proper care of her home, while d young dude is nw empowerd to start a new family.
my point is dere are so many unformed/imbalanced families rite nw cos men/women are competin 4d same role, i.e more/beta families wud b formed if less wmen were emplyd which in turn makes d world a beta place.

Sumtin.

@OP
u r livin d studnt life-tryin 2impress le femme.
Fact is if she truly lovs u den u both can plan 2earn möney 4da trip.
Dnt make dcsns wit ur d"ck it has no brains.

OP-hw com it took u a yr to realize u likd him-i gues sum1 jst dumpd u or perhaps u r nt commandin ur usual attn frm guys or is playin hard 2get not workn

^^dats crappy advice-lets face it OP wont b gettin d attn if he wasnt were he is.
She missd her chance. My advice fuc.k her well 4 a couple of weeks den take her sumwhere rili classy 4 dinner -dump her after dinner & let her knw why.

OP I keyed in ur specs on google, lo and behold i tink u got a match

MAMA-GEE

OP I keyed in ur specs on google, lo and behold i tink u got a match

MAMA-GEE

General rule of thumb- a player's effectiveness is adjudged on hw quickly d playee drops pata. D tin is a player isnt generally d guy.
D date doesnt mean sh't, wat matas is hw long u've knwn each oda b4 d date/sex.

@op
its obvious u dnt have a guy of ur own and i guess u r abt to give in.
Man/woman interphase is xtrimly reactive esp wen in close proximity.
Dis brings us bac to women lib & its selfish anticedence to suppres nature
woman ws made specifically 4 a man and not vice-versa dis xplains the polygamous nature of men.
Bac 2topic-witout women lib u wud naturally have been happy 2b his 2nd wife, unfortunately dis is frowned at hence ur dilemma/predicament and dats d state of so many women out there.

^^i second dat.
I gues u r xtrimly ignorant.
Guys werent designed 2b virgins dats y we dnt cum wit a hymen-"modern women" use dat tag 2console demselfs.
A woman ws made 2suit our needs and dats y wen we go shoppin 4our women we usually check 4d tag to ensure dat we didnt get damaged goods.

Is her mouth oozing?
Romance no reach feet dats plain subservience

Last time i checked all guys die as virgins