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OP AND sic Babe shud go jump off d nearest bridge

obailala:
I asked my brother to put the ingredients i had already prepared into the stew i was cooking,,  I didnt know he also added salt (cos i didn't ask him

to),  I came back and unknowingly added the second round of salt. The effect was sooo bad, we had to prepare another equal sized pot of stew

without salt to balance the equation. It was still toooooooo salty. We had to empty the whole 2 pots of stew in the bush (to conceal the disaster)

and start afresh with a third pot.

i bet u were a science student.

@op
i got  my egg burnt and ended spillin hot oil on my body

abeg wat is taiye taiwo doing in that team- the guy is a waste of space- doesnt defend well, doesnt attack well, shoots poorly and hopes his 1/100 shots wud end up in the net.

@OP
spending over $24,000.00 to get a master degree-you had beta get a good grade! else you could have invested it in sumtin else.

obailala:
for all those asking why it's only two states, READ THE ARTICLE NEXT TIME B4 U COMMENT

For a country living virtually in darkness, lighting up even a candle should be great news!

Gbam!

First time i rode my bike home- mumsie cried
den we had a family meeting (dat was 4yrs ago)
nothing compares to d thrill of riding- adrenaline on d go!
getting me a bigger one-

@OP
wats ur obsession with Kemistry?
abeg free her.

its too stupid to say alcohol doesnt do anything to you, on the contrary Alcohol is quite good medically and socially. the key to everything in Life is moderation even too much water could kill u!
p.s
most  intelligent social gatherings have alcohol on the menu, trying to deny it is folly. if you know the number of deals that are completed over a couple of drinks, you would be surprised- its like an enclave where"men" gather.
where/what you drink also matters -it tells alot about you.

MissyB loves to cook
Snthesis loves to eat

Can i have U- MissyB plsssssssssssssssssssssssssss!

googles:
chamo - cos he fine

lalaboi - cos he cwazy

madlady shez the best

moyola shez

idowuogbo shez mon loff

luizworld hez so cool he never curses

Doyin 13- hez a great guy

Honeric - hez so cyber friendly

i just finished typing ur sack letter- haba i no e ven make list

I wonder how dat affects d price of yam in d market.

Wats d latest gist?

Haba! Las gidi! Traffic already

Alabukun has done it again!
I once had a hangover now its gone

Kgdavid:
broken waist means she is now a pensioner

not yet.-she can put her mouth 2good use

dis girl na Jane Bond

ikamefa:
yoga,music,shaving,lifting weights

shavin where?

16.00 -cant wait to start my weekend

SA Lady:
I LIKE!!!

thanks - i'm deep!

bored- i need a new challenge

@OP
i kinda enjoy the chase- d harder she "forms" d more satisfying feeling i get wen i finally break in and then i look for another ,

u fall in love the moment ur eyes meet- stayin in love is anoda mata

pro01:
Yet another reason why "I'm so paranoid about marriage". Women get themselves involved in all kinds of excreta - accepting favours of all kinds from all kinds of men. . .for which they MUST pay back in kind. Before you know it you'd marry a woman whose loyalty belongs to 'something' in 200 trousers out there - ranging from her boss(es) to pastors, lecturers, pimps, generous neigbour, car dealer, 'uncles', 'family friends', the list goes on and on. And the scary part is that you may never find out that she's doing such dirt, or that the basterd child(ren) ain't really yours! This is crazy excreta.

small wonder men dey look for virgin to marry

which interest?

Skidoc:
until she caught me fxxking her Mother. Yum yum!

story story stoooory! once upon a time- time! time!

@op
until d condom burst

the 2008 Infinity EX35 tight-am seriously licking my lips.

boomii:
Try to get a good cleanser and use it morning and night.I use clearasil spot control,then use Oxy-10 it contains benzyl

peroxide,buy from a pharmacist (it is in a yellow and red pack,don't buy the one from Zimbabwe that one is in a blue

and black pack) it is effective and is sold for less than 1k. I guess your skin type is the oily type so try and wash your

face regularly cos the oil can block your pores and cause a break out of more acne and black heads.

wow! see chemical reaction

@OP
dats the current trend in our society for now, most families live apart due to the nature of job, the most important thing is having a mutual agreement with your spouse on how to plan your life's.
money is important no doubt! knowledge is more important, taking a paycut might seem smart in the short run, but can u sustain ur family on dat, staying wit ur current job means u have @ most a yr to endure the distance apart from ur family- so hang in there mate!
if u hate d traffic get a powerbike!

nayef:
i was very close to a sec. school girl when i was in nigeria,she lives close to my house, though we never had intimacy.I was helping her out financially because she came from a dead poor family. At the said time,i had feelings for her. Am now 25 and she is 20
later,i left Nigeria and was still very well in touch with her and was still helping her financially.Now she is in her second year in the university, am still taking care of her and we talk almost everyday. Other things equal, i intend to marry her. i strongly think she has feelings for me and i really love her. I intend to come back this year after 5 years and see things myself. Am I doing the right thing, or just being a mug? is she hanging on just because of the help she gets from me?

been nice to the oppste s"ex doesnt make u a mugu, pretendin to be nice(spending cash) to get s"ex/attn makes u a mugu-if it doesnt clique.

what is happening hia?

office politics is sickening- i nid to get out of hia