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D guy is a genius- i need to applaud, dats d coolest breakup line eva, and wat makes it a classic, is dat it ws unrehearsed.
@poster
ouch! I suggest some techno music, or hard rock, & dnt go near tall buildings.

Most girls (@least d ones i've bin wit) alwys claimd 2b virgins(so u wud treat dem special/not as sex tools)
d prob wit guys like u is u dnt play ur game rite & u end up bein a mugu cos u r afraid to test her & she ends up doin other peeps bhnd u.
@her 1st bfrnd issue only comes up if u aint doin her rite."nature abhorrs a vacuum"

Dnt knw d lower limit but i tink d upper limit is dat of sen yerima and his egyptian wife, afterall he is a legislator:-q

[quote author=2sexy link=topic=434303.msg5942645#msg5942645 date=1272043497 I said I have learnt my lessons and am now a changed guy. What I have in mind is fk her sometime and get a nice,tall,light skin girl.
[quote][/quote]Guy ur case is even mor pathetic, so u neva chop am within a yr, wow! Wat were u doin, let me guess u were readin her poetry!
@ur oda request- is it a yam, if it were, u wud b don juan, kai u don old, grow up! Mayb u get genie

A big boy doesnt pay club dues-den starts soakin garri-na by force to join ABC

All d 9ja engrs in d house shout halleluyah!
Our action presido jst signed d local content act as well as d national budget.
Which means money is available to fund new projects and d projects will b done in 9ja as such more jobs for nigerian engrs

Missy B:
I Swear!!

Dem carry their motor-park attitude reach Europe. Ewww!!!

y do som ppl attribute any bad stuff to 9ja, na wah o.
9ja peeps are too smart to be fighting in public in daylight- haba, make police com grab dem and deport back to 9ja, no way.
9ja ppl, good ppl, smart ppl[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=434732.msg5932915#msg5932915 date=1271900539][color=deeppink]These are the kind of men that disgrace Nigeria in a foreign Country.[/color][/quote]

^^long time no kiss,

Lebee:
@ Synthesis, thanks but the post says a friend of mine. Well it goes to show that some men are not really men

basically from an observation u opened dis thread basically for this purpose, the number of post u have ws one, makin it obvious that the  person involved is actually u and u r trying to get solace/advice from the net, anyways i could be wrong, but your assertivemness that it isnt u , proves it more that it ws u-(wetin concern me sef- too much sherlock holmes).
take it easy though (or shud i say your friend), its not about the number of times u fall, but wat u do after the fall

nice

foo fighters- "the pretender"

ouch! here is a list of possible scenario:
phase 1-u just realised that u have been used and the hype of intimacy wsnt wat u expected and u cant go bac to bein a virgin -double loss.
phase 2; is to go on a sxx rump lookin to fil d gapin hole in your heart, alas u wud still fill unfulfiled.
phase 3: after all d sxxcapades u get a guy dat actually likes u, but u wont trust him cos u tink he is like evry oda dude u screwed
phase 4: u loose him and u become an emotional wreck, falling allover again for evry dude promising love.
phase 5: u give up on lov get a mumu guy to get u pregnant and den get married, and warn u kids dat if dey as much as kiss a guy they wud get pregnant and go to hell.

definition of commitment:The official act of consigning a person to confinement (as in a prison or mental hospital)
now is that not sumtin a guy should be scared of.

another maga on NL,
kai advice to all u maga's and potential maga's, Man up, build ur self worth men, if a girl doesnt want want to be wit u -walk away, u never , i repeat never eva eva beg/bribe for love, it should be spontaneous btw d two parties, u shud feel it and ofcourse wen in doubt walk away.

i luv rock music

the end product
do u have a tattoo

nice

fell in lov with rock d moment i hed Cranberries-Zombie, a total blast some yrs past, and i havent lookd back. there ar a number of rock artist in 9ja, and dnt get it confused we have basically 2classes:  soft rock i.e the likes of nicki laoye, ectera, lifehouse, coldplay, gorrillaz, then we have hard rock- i.e metallica, foo-fighters, system of a down, cranberries(cant rili place them), licken park,nightwish etc.
what ever happened to rockcity a radio program on metrofm in lagos, enjoyed the combo of doris and wale owolabi, and all ofcourse the progenitor Sulai

Mojir:
Please could any one help with a cracked version of HYSYS Software? It is needed for a project.

Thanks as I await your kind response.

where's ur location? send me an email or lets chat.

filani:
@ sexy leamon
seriously girl ,what were you thinking when you started this thread? Oh Thats right you weren't really thinking were you? ^{admit it!}  . you were like '' am in a bad mood right now so i'll log on to nairaland and dump this two-bit drivel  online just for a cheap thrill " . Can you say IMMATURE

P.S    if your current guy falls into the '' Mr Right" group as you claim , doesn't it make sense that you would be too busy having the time of your life with him to dump this trashy post on NL ?   i think your spending too much time in La La Land ,  wake up !!!

@ Tranngirls
Tell me about it !!! everty time i turn around  more of this childish crap[/b]turns up on NL but you know what don't waste your energy being mad at her rather you might even want to shed a tear for her since she has told us that being a pampered bleep BUDDY  on a private yacht is her idea of a perfect relationship ! 

*Filani dancing to the Lyrics of the song [b]Golddigger by Kanye West*

sum1 is takin life too seriously, abeg take a chill pill and stop whining

Everything
by lifehouse

Didnt get high on paper.
Didnt get high on cigarettes
didnt get high on cigars
didnt get high on weed
am totally high on the most high- Jesus

since when did they start allowing cameras into examination halls, cheap publicity stunt

Eyah! anoda maga!
But honestly because u hang arnd a chic, call her regularly, send recharge card, buy her stuffs doesnt make u her fiance pls guys get dat straight, u r just an escort/bodyguard, we shud get our priorities right and stop playin d mumu

@googles
@ur signature line
i know! And am working on it

Am missing my real self,
i havnt fully grownup to whom i trully want to be

Muma gee

"Maga don pay"
Seriously u knw deep down if u ar bein fooled or not, d problem is acceptin d truth.

Toyin tomato

I read sum of d posts & it sims no1 actually got d aim of d documentary.
There ar 2ways 2get a rxn from sum1-praise or shame, shame is much more effective.
Its a call to action & its 2fold. 1-4our so called leaders not to sit on dier laurels(if any),2-d most important, 4 we as ordinary citizens to stop being nonchalant and demand for basic human rights, its a seed 4a revolution, but i doubt it wud work, 9ja-good ppl, overtolerant ppl.

If u can take very good care of ur family den u r a big boy/girl

If u earn ur money den u r a bigboy/girl
earnin doesnt include sexual favors(classy whores)