₦airaland Forum

The governors and politicians that have Covid-19 should be the ones to test run the ventilators.....

So unfair how OP wants to break the happy relationships of so many sidechics.....

You my friend have developed a condition called 'Roycosis'. Roycosis is when you have been having too much sex with condom and have developed high resistance to latex sensation, you need a partner you can have sweet passionate love making with and not 'olosho straff'

Don't they ever share protein?

What is with the "Willie is working", was he elected to play?

centpower:
Goodevening n'landers.

My friend in another state called me early in the morning asking me to help him collect some cartons of medicine from his customer at bridgehead market so he could pick them from me.

I told him to call his customer and tell him to arrange the cartons before I will reach the market.
Fast forward; I collected the cartons from his customer, they were packed in a sack for easy movement. Immediately I entered bus the driver saw policemen and wanted to dodge them but they caught. What is the bag?? Come down fast, carry it on your head, put it in our van...they surrounded me like a criminal, let the driver go and pushed me into their van and drove off.
Where are you taking me to, what isy offence, open the bag and search the contents. One replied: when we get to NDLEA office you will explain. Five of them were shouting and intimidating me. He took my phone, search my message and put it in the dashboard. I was devastated. They drove round Onitsha and stopped at the back of CPS, asked me to open the bag. The contents were abonoki balm, bonababe syrup, paracetamol, augmentin. I begged them to let me go with 2k on me but they intimidated me more. They gave me my phone to call someone who will send money for me or they take me to NDLEA Office were I will pay huge amount before coming out. I was asked to bring 30k. I called my friend and he beg and explained to them that it was not a contraband but they asked him to come to Onitsha with his practicing license to bail me. He called his customer in headbridge. The supplier called me and ask me not to give them anything that he is coming. I called another guy who advised me never to shiver but stand my ground and follow me to their station if they insist. The phone was on speaker and he even exchange words with them saying if they detain me more than 24hrs, we will sue them. My moral high. The policemen vexed and seized my phone.

Five of them with guns pushed me into the van saying I must be taken to NDLEA office at 33 Onitsha. My fears vanished, but instead of entering the station at 33, they stopped beside the gate, the OGA wrote my name and state in a paper saying he will put my name in the office before proceeding to NDLEA office, I watched him,carefully, he entered a bar and sat down, the driver asked me how much I hold, I said 2k. He asked the one in my account I told him 4k, he claimed to beg others ony behalf. They turned and drove back to Onitsha, and gave me my phone to transfer the 4k but the supplier called and shouted on top his voice that I should not give them penny that he is on his way now to meet me that police can touch the goods he gave me. I stopped the transfer and they collected the 2k I have immediately and dropped me at basilica junction.
Police is now our nightmare in Onitsha as they are harrasing, intimidating, arresting and extorting anyone carrying cartons but criminals are having field day in Onitsha.
Thanks

They took advantage of your fear......

Egungun be careful nah Highway you dey go........!!

Some of them may never see each other again....

NGpatriot:
Of what relevance is any speech by the President?

The only people we need to here from for now are the medical professionals in charge.

Instead of lamenting over the president, you your part, practice good hygiene and follow NCDC GUIDELINES.

How can you even type something like this my brother!! I was an unpaid supporter of this government but please I beg you sir, don't let sentiments or financial gain cloud the truth in this perilous times.....

May the gods forgive those of us that supported this government.......

Anger!

She is very correct "Her dad is not our mate", how many of you have collected thousands of dollars in cash as bribe on camera and still won 2nd term as a governor.....

Women and SILLY lies....

Wow!!! See cold!

2.5 billion naira, Shekau is lucky he doesn't leave the North, nah inside tray we for carry go Us Embassy.....

Sad! I remember seeing the streets of London for the first time as a teenager and tears rolled down my eyes, I knew deep down that my country is light years away from 'real' development.....

uchkochi:
That call you have been waiting for since the past one year. AS THE LORD LIVES BEFORE 12 MIDNIGHT IT MUST COME TO THE GLORY OF GOD.

2 hours and 4 mins.......Countdown begins!!

Burnt to death!!!? Haba!

If our guardian Angels were snakes, over 80% of Nigerians have killed their guardian angels

The Normal me will tell you its superstory but when you start experiencing some difficulties you donot understand you have to bend your belief system and listen to advice no matter how foolish it may sound, reach out to the lady and explain everything to her. Sometimes you have to turn off your scientific mindset even if its just a mental placebo to get back on track......

They even need way more than that for a country as big as Nigeria but the question is will the money be well utilized? No amount is too much for security, no country can thrive without adequate security.

I wonder what holy/religious people say during sex.....

synergetic:
Can any one identify this object?

Lighter

The solution to all this is simple, a modified 'regional government'---- 3 presidents from each of the major regions and they will all answer to the senate, each region conducts their own election based on National guidelines. Some people might scream 'cost' but that can be solved by degrading the expensive gubernatorial offices and election I.e governors will no longer be elected but appointed based on 'qualification' and merit.

This is the 'only' solution to the Boko haram issue, "Boko haram" is an 'ideological war' that cannot be won on the battlefield alone. Instead of setting up an agency to 'reform' members, our government needs to first set up agencies to prevent recruitment of new members and rescue of 'redeemable' members because I am sure many of them joined out of fear and intimidation.......

People way nor get problem.....

He wasn't supposed to escape?