₦airaland Forum

Na to throw 1 hell of a party to shake even the enemies! Congrats Baba! May this Child wipe away all your sorrows for good!!

Chai!! Money good oooo!! Once you get money, women forgiveness be like "auto-correct"

In 2016

cliquevibes:
U lack intuition and d ability to discern correctly..

If u say jonathan is responsible for d Niger delta militants, den we all knw who is solely behind Boko haram....It either ur Chief Executive Zombie(Buhari) or ur broda's in d North...

Nigeria Economy was d fastest growing under Jonathan, So hw is he responsible for the recession.....This was backed up with facts and evidence, D only stain on his tenure was dat Corruption was paramount in his administration....But dnt take away his achievement and d good which he did for Nigeria....

Truth be told, the way in which Nigeria took to eceonomic recession was too fast, D problem started when Buhari was following jamb standard jst to appoint ministers at d peril of d economy!!!

And plz dnt lecture me bout corruption when he turns a blind eye to corruption in his own camp..Ameachi, Okorocha, Fashola(yes, d man who used 90 million jst to open a personal website) dis has been proven beyond resonable doubt and he was interviewed by Cnn in which he declined to comment on it....

Truth be told, If GEJ is a skunk, then u smell lyk a rotten Onion mixed with Soak-away juice mixed with ampit sweat....Infact, ur Body odour is affecting Network and ur stupidity is using satellite dish.....

Ur foolishness echo's....

Never u insult a man which u culd never reach his level in ur life....Morufu

Jisoooooooooxxxxx!!! Somebody cannot play with you oo! This is what I call "INTELLECTUAL FATALITY", even me sef way dey support PMB don dey doubt myself with this your writeup

What if someone wants a "bitter" mummy? Too much sugar isnor good.....

Ghen ghen! The rich also cry season 2

Hahahahhaha

BLOOD OF SANGO OOOOO! See that machete....

In this harsh economy? Why not raise money to open a factory and employ church members but what do i know, I didnt receive any 'Call'....

Votes must be gathered by 'holy" or "unholy"

DSS is working!!

How childish!! So they are living their lives to please others

This comment is not 'politically correct" and will not go down well with many people but the truth must be told... eko oni baje oooo!!!

Kenya Kenya kenya!!!? Why always Kenya?

TrapQueen77:
maybe ur not her type.. she wants bigger pockets & some popular artistes tat cud take her to the limelight ...

Ouch! Good thing my self esteem is 'rock solid' She isnt even my type too, a tad bit too skinny

laiza:
You idiotts......that isnt just a fish, that is a shark, and it is a very rare kind and it must have travelled thousands if not millions of miles just to spawn its eggs. You just killed tourism in your region. Dont know why man must kill and eat everything he finds! That fish is the only animal that doesnt get sick, imagine what you could have accomplished if only you idiots tried to study its immune system. What a shame! You could have even given the poor thing some dignity by not posting your stupidity on social network but i guess youre not just wired that way!

I feel your pain my brother but you are preaching to the wrong crowd, if they find out that dinosaurs are not truly extinct and there are two left somewhere in the world and they mistakenly show up in Nigeria, nah still peppersoup Nigerians go use them for! If angel sef do mistake land for Naija and he nor identify himself on time, boys go slice onions and pepper...........

The 'twerker' resemble one girl way i dey toast 4 Lagos way tell me say she be 'event planner' so nah the event way she dey plan be this My eyes cannot be deceiving me nah! I recognize her lips

Pimping aint easy!!! Sssshhhhhhiiiittttt! ........and these portharcourt girls way der mileage don high pass 1992 Izuzu Tiger go open der mouth they call 50k, Ogun state lo sure ju(expensive joke)! This is very wrong of "woman"/ 'mother'....

........and she is searching for that mystery thing women always search for on the floor when taking pictures.

Reminds me of the time one of my old aunties picked up one of my phones, she went through it for like 2 hours, the old woman felt alive again, dont ask me why

This is another lady that tries too hard, in all her pictures she is always' "picture ready", somebody should tell her to relax and let her 'natural' beauty flow out if there is any ! Please how much is drummer boy air freshener?

From the day i heard that there is now a "#25" naira internet plan, i knew the level of madness online will increase badly......

No offence but isnt she a little too old to be picky"? Lindas fans make una remember say today nah "sunday" ooo

So "dss" work now nah to the monitor beauty pageants and dey arrest "women" All these 'Miss this' 'miss that'! One day we go hear 'Miss Avenger' or 'miss crocodile smile'

NOR BE UNA DEY SHOUT SAY MAKE WE " DIVERSIFY" ECONOMY?

SAI BABA!!! *now singing*! Things are getting better...... *dodging all the hate*!!

INFINIX AND TECHNO USERS BE LIKE "PREACH!!! PREACH" "TELL THEM TELL THEM"!! If you are tech savy, there is absolutely nothing Jack can do with his iphone in the US that Ojo cannot do in Nigeria.......

11) Doyin Okupe will flood all the newspapers and magazines with interviews on how GEJ is the "hero" that flew to Marks house and convinced him to come

12) Dieazani will grant interviews on how Marks visit increased crude oil export to 12 million barrels per day........

13) GEJ will grant an interview to international" news agencies saying Marks visit will make all Nigeria's problems disappear....

Am i the only one noticing that Wike has lost weight?! Walahi Rivers state nor easy to govern

Chai!!! My food!!! Abeg do and upload pictures ooo! Yoruba boy addicted to Okpa

Isnor fair ooo!! U cannot even call someone to come n chop