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CelebritiesRe: Lagos Police Arrest Tekno Over Public Display Of Unclad Girls by softwerk(f): 4:31pm On Aug 06, 2019
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Gather here if you think the DPO believes Teckno was spraying real dollars and wants his share grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Daddy Freeze Reacts As 5 RCCG Pastors Are Kidnapped by softwerk(f): 5:48am On Aug 03, 2019
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Wall gecko don come again?!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Biggie introduces Elozonam & Venita Akpofure As New Housemates (Photos) by softwerk(f): 10:13pm On Jul 30, 2019
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Tacha, mercy and Diane looking at Venita like “what are you up to bitch” ! #BBNaija

PoliticsRe: Video Of Dead Vultures In Enugu - Police React by softwerk(f): 10:27pm On Jul 21, 2019
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Police!?

Even when when they try to tell the truth, I still can't believe them angry
TV/MoviesRe: Basic Rules Of The BBNaija's Secret Room by softwerk(f): 10:12pm On Jul 21, 2019
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I was going to ask Big Brother if these 2 could fu*ck and mourn loudly but I just remembered that one of them has a strong, perpertual pungent odoriferous chemical emission from her natural openings!?

Seyi, always pray b4 bed. Otherwise your grandfather will be highly disappointed with YOU if you fall for a low-life olosho!?!?
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: See How Nigerians Voted Their Favorite Housemates (photos) by softwerk(f): 9:15pm On Jul 21, 2019
angry

Tacha?!

So this Ashawo wants to go far?

Let me go and summon her village people first!

CrimeRe: SARS Officials Catch Car Snatchers In Benin,shoot Them(photos) by softwerk(f): 5:27pm On Jul 21, 2019
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This is murder!
HealthRe: . by softwerk(f): 4:43pm On Jul 21, 2019
KingKush01:
I relocated to Lagos like some months ago and ever since I entered this city people have been telling that I stink a lot. because of that I now bath twice daily with hydrogen peroxide and use baking soda to clean my armpits but it seems not to be getting better.

One time I tried using deodorant and it got worse. The funny thing is I can't smell it myself but people always cover their noses when around me, something I never noticed before coming to Lagos. This has denied me of getting a good job and is really killing my self esteem. I might just kill myself if it persists because its very embarrassing.
You want to kill yourself die when Tacha has not killed herself?! angry
Christianity EtcRe: Gospel Singer ADA Mobbed By Fans. Wig Pulled Off! by softwerk(f): 3:23pm On Jul 21, 2019
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There's difference between fans and thieves ohhhh!

Ada use your head!

If you think say na fabu ask Davido!
Christianity EtcRe: Abimbola Adelakun Held Hostage In COZA by softwerk(f): 3:00pm On Jul 21, 2019
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This is what you get when an ex-AYE Chief Priest turns Pastor!

I will NOT comment further until I hear from my husband Nwamaikpe kiss
Christianity EtcRe: Ayomide, Orange Seller Performs At "Celebrate The Comforter 2019" by softwerk(f): 8:47am On Jul 21, 2019
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Thank you Good God!

The small boy will make more money than Tacha has made from Oloshoism for the past 10years put 2geda! grin

Mama Aladura, I sight you! God bless you massively. While others are raping and still arresting their victims!
CelebritiesRe: Actress Osas Ighodaro Looks Radiant In New Sultry Photos by softwerk(f): 7:22am On Jul 19, 2019
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Sultry here and there!

Vaseline crew, this one is breakfast in bed grin
RomanceRe: I'm About To Propose To My Sales Girl, Advice Needed by softwerk(f): 11:53pm On Jul 12, 2019
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In the voice of Julia Roberts;

Don't marry her! Marry me let me make you happy cry
Car TalkRe: Coscharis Debuts The All New BMW 7 Series In Nigeria (PHOTOS) by softwerk(f): 5:56pm On Jul 09, 2019
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I'm turned on already! kiss

I get wet on smelling the leader and Formica on a brand new car!!!! kiss

Autojosh: Please pick my call!
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Isilomo And Avala Evicted by softwerk(f): 8:14pm On Jul 07, 2019
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I can just imagine their pain!

Only 1week free booze and food grin

Next is that big breasted stretched marked boobs silicon ass bitch!??
SportsRe: Super Eagles Sing For Kanu Nwankwo In The Dressing Room As He Dances by softwerk(f): 8:26am On Jul 07, 2019
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FTC just this early morning?! Mummy I've made it!

I dedicate this FTC to Tacha and her stretch marked nipple slip.


Ashawo no get shame!
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Tacha Suffers Nip Slip During Saturday Night Party (Photos) by softwerk(f): 8:18am On Jul 07, 2019
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This bitch ashawo irritates me!

Practically nothing to offer but indecency angry angry

#Vote Ashawo Out!

CrimeRe: 200L Student Of ABU Commits Suicide Because Of Depression(photos) by softwerk(f): 8:15am On Jul 07, 2019
zoba88:
This is Nafeesah, a 200 level student of Computer Science at ABU Zaria.She committed suicide because of depression.May her soul RIP.Amen!

cc; Lalasticlala,mynd44

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2019/07/200l-student-of-abu-commits-suicide.html
RIP to the dead! cry

Whenever I think about suicide I always remember sex!
CelebritiesRe: #bbnaija : Symplytacha Suffers "Nipple Slip" At Dj Exclusive Saturday Party (18+ by softwerk(f): 2:11am On Jul 07, 2019
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PoliticsRe: EFCC Details How FFK, Others Used 108 Cheques To Perpetrate Alleged N4.9bn Fraud by softwerk(f): 10:18pm On Jul 06, 2019
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Our yams!
Christianity EtcRe: Man Attacks Prophet Omoto Fufeyin With Snake In Church, Gets Exposed & Delivered by softwerk(f): 9:30pm On Jul 06, 2019
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Clears throat!?
CelebritiesRe: See Pictures Of Plus Size South African Lady Disturbing Twitter!!! by softwerk(f): 2:52pm On Jul 06, 2019
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Go girl you rock for now!

But get ready for arthritis as from 60years!

I pray you save enough from the work of your hands ass before then grin
CelebritiesRe: #bbnaija: Diane And Tuoyo Pictured Praying Together (photo) by softwerk(f): 2:50pm On Jul 06, 2019
joseph6071:
The two Big Brother Naija housemate, Diane and Tuoyo were seen today having their morning prayers together.

See photo...

Source: https://www.musictori.com/2019/07/bbnaija-diane-and-tuoyo-pictured.html

cc: lalasticlala, mynd44
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At least no be everybody dey plan to fu%ck!
CelebritiesRe: Stunning Looks Of Quilox Club Boss And Politician, Shina Peller In The Office by softwerk(f): 2:34pm On Jul 06, 2019
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Is he married?
CelebritiesRe: "Timi Removed His Wedding Videos & The One Saying He Deflowered His Wife" - Kemi by softwerk(f): 9:00pm On Jul 03, 2019
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Village people!
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Reacts To An Airstrike On A Migrant Centre Near Tripoli, Libya by softwerk(f): 8:21pm On Jul 03, 2019
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It's a lie!

The Bubu I know is busy mourning the Ruga settlements he planned for his kinsmen!
TV/MoviesRe: Bbnaija: Tacha Emerges Winner Of Day 3 Challenge by softwerk(f): 4:14pm On Jul 03, 2019
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So she get small sense self!

I thought she was only puss$y and boobs?!
CelebritiesRe: The Moment Burna Boy And Mum Share A Kiss At His 28th Birthday by softwerk(f): 4:10pm On Jul 03, 2019
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If you know you love this woman especially her acceptance speeches please gather here.

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