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PoliticsRe: Is Senator Ishaku Elisha Abbo HIV/AIDS Positive? by softwerk(f): 4:30am On Jul 03, 2019
grin

And yet those 2 fine girls still followed him to a sex shop?!

Women and money are like 5&6!
PoliticsRe: Festus Keyamo Reacts On Senator Elisha Abbo by softwerk(f): 10:25pm On Jul 02, 2019
grin

But if he decamps to the APC all his sins are forgiven!
SportsRe: Leon Balogun: You Can Love Me Or Either Leave Me - Nigeria Defender Fires Back by softwerk(f): 5:48pm On Jul 02, 2019
godwon01:
The stamp came out after 1973 when General Gowon changed pounds to Naira. I was in primary six. I remembered very well. Before then ,we used to spend one money called Toro in Yoruba land.it has 8 edges. Very nice country then.
Good evening Sir!

We are really NOT age mates.

Regards
SportsRe: Leon Balogun: You Can Love Me Or Either Leave Me - Nigeria Defender Fires Back by softwerk(f): 2:14pm On Jul 02, 2019
huh

As you no gree use your brain so......they are coming for you!

Just wait!

Meanwhile..........

CrimeRe: Transformer Cable Thief Caught By Vigilante In Rivers State (photos) by softwerk(f): 8:54pm On Jul 01, 2019
angry

This boy is too small for his chosen career!

No doubt the influence from one small babe requesting him to prove his love grin
Christianity EtcRe: #PastorStepDown: ''Stop This Call Or You Face God's Wrath'' - COZA Issue Warning by softwerk(f): 1:15pm On Jun 30, 2019
angry

God hates the sin but loves the sinner.

Even rapists and pedophiles!

But how difficult is it to just STEP DOWN?!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Reacts To Rape Allegation By Busola Dakolo by softwerk(f): 6:14pm On Jun 28, 2019
angry

See your mouth!

Every adult in any relationship has been raped at least once (QED)

When your girlfriend says she's tired and you continue to brush your cap against her vegetation, what do you call that?!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Denies Allegations In Press Release by softwerk(f): 6:04pm On Jun 28, 2019
angry

See your mouth!

Every adult in any relationship has been raped at least once (QED)

When your girlfriend says she's tired and you continue to brush your cap against her vegetation, what do you call that?!
CelebritiesRe: Bambam Reacts To Busola Dakolo’s Rape Allegation Against Pastor Fatoyinbo by softwerk(f): 4:21pm On Jun 28, 2019
grin

Even Bam-bam another victim of rape is reacting

In your normal sense would you have allowed a failed musician and tatooed chain smoker doggy-Bleep you in a lavatory?!
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Reacts To Busola Dakolo’s Rape Allegation Against COZA Pastor by softwerk(f): 4:08pm On Jun 28, 2019
sad

Before you dismiss her story as falsehood hope you will also dismiss your little daughter's story when she opens up to YOU what Uncle Seun has been doing to her!

Disclaimer: The name Seun is used as a fictional character and does not depict any actual person on Nairaland living or dead!
CelebritiesRe: . by softwerk(f): 3:58pm On Jun 28, 2019
grin

There's no well known sex worker that hasn't been with a Nairalander!

All those that have tasted her kpomo please cue up here.
FoodRe: Nigerian Lady Poses With Cucumbers On Facebook, Goes Viral by softwerk(f): 3:12pm On Jun 23, 2019
shocked

Jesu!

Ashawo no be work ohhhhh!
CelebritiesRe: Mompha Flaunts His Super Cars In New Photos by softwerk(f): 11:45am On Jun 23, 2019
grin

Abeg who has this guy's number?

I will love to preach to him to stop flaunting his wealth.
PoliticsRe: Photos: Boko Haram Militants Killed In Joint Operation By Nigerian And Chadian by softwerk(f): 12:22am On Jun 23, 2019
angry

42 BHTs? I could only count 9
CelebritiesRe: Won my First Car When I was 19, Zlatan Ibile (Photo) by softwerk(f): 12:18am On Jun 23, 2019
cry kiss

Abeg who has Zlatan's phone number?!

I want him to teach me how to dance Zanku.
CelebritiesRe: "Beauty With Brains" - Toyin Lawani Flaunts Bare Breast (PHOTOS) by softwerk(f): 5:54pm On Jun 21, 2019
angry

The real victim is that stature trying very hard to hide his ERECTION
RomanceRe: No Heaven For Those That Understand This Picture. by softwerk(f): 9:07pm On Jun 20, 2019
: sad

That must be the effect of fervent prayers during a 14days fasting
!


The fervent prayers of the righteous availeth much!
RomanceRe: Bride And Her 7 Bridesmaids Slay In Swimsuit (Photos) by softwerk(f): 9:02pm On Jun 20, 2019
iGISTM0RE:
GistMore.com

A bride and her 7 bridesmaids flaunt their hot legs at beach rocking swimwear.


See more photos; http://gistmore.com/bride-and-her-7-pretty-bridesmaids-rock-swimwear


Lalasticlala
cry

See as marriage just dey hungry me now but all these Nairaland fu*ckboys no go ever let puna rest!
CrimeRe: Civilian JTF Who Maltreated 2 Boys In Borno Cos Of 30k Arrested & Handcuffed(pix by softwerk(f): 7:22am On Jun 16, 2019
angry

Who is this one taking my FTC?

Are you from my village?! sad
CelebritiesRe: $1,000 For Anybody That Find And Return Tim Godfrey International Passport by softwerk(f): 7:46pm On Jun 15, 2019
CosmicPhoenix:
how much does it cost to get an international passport that he wants to pay $1000 undecided
Brother, his UK, US and other valuable visas are stuck on the pages of the passport!

To get replacement visas is not easy!
RomanceRe: "Mr Bayo" Trending On Twitter For Flirting With His Friend's Wife by softwerk(f): 5:23pm On Jun 15, 2019
sad

Prick and Toto matter?!
CelebritiesRe: $1,000 For Anybody That Find And Return Tim Godfrey International Passport by softwerk(f): 5:04pm On Jun 15, 2019
angry

If you like make it $10000. You will never find that Passport.


Reason:

The Nigerian Police!

The "maybe" innocent finder immediately becomes the Principal Suspect!

Why risk Torture, Conviction & Jail time for $1000 (mere N365K)huh! This is minimum wage in a working government!
FoodRe: What Is The Name Of This Fruit? (PHOTOS) by softwerk(f): 5:01pm On Jun 15, 2019
Bush Mango grin

It's filled with Vitamin C. Thank me later!
CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Comes For Ladies Who Are Not Same Way They Look On Instagram by softwerk(f): 5:05pm On Jun 13, 2019
angry

Has you arse stopped leaking?!
Foreign AffairsRe: Liberia Shuts Down Social Media Following Anti-corruption Protests by softwerk(f): 8:35am On Jun 09, 2019
angry

Our own Nigerian youts will never protest!

As long as the afonjas can still afford mama sikiras amala and gbegiri while the other Igbos comfortably eat ugbe with abacha?!
CelebritiesRe: Eja Nla! D'banj Gifts Himself A Rolls Royce For His 38th Birthday by softwerk(f): 8:33am On Jun 09, 2019
huh

I thought they said he was broke?!
CelebritiesRe: TheFalzExperience2: Falz Removes His Trouser, Rocks Lady On Stage At His Concert by softwerk(f): 8:31am On Jun 09, 2019
angry

This is rape!
CelebritiesRe: Cardi B Shares Shocking Picture Of Swollen Feet Caused By Cosmetic Surgeries by softwerk(f): 8:22am On Jun 09, 2019
angry

I have no comment!
RomanceRe: A Lady Had Sex With A Man And This Happened. by softwerk(f): 10:09am On Jun 08, 2019
grin

And I just finished having sex with 2 guys now!

I however checked both their manhoods........no snakes!

Also I didn't let them cum inside my VJ!
CelebritiesRe: "I'm A Multimillionaire, I Make Millions In 2 Weeks" ~ Bobrisky Brags by softwerk(f): 12:56pm On Jun 05, 2019
grin

Abeg let me quickly comment before that bet9ja scammer aka see below and the 435 sex styles conman come adulterate this thread........

This bobrisky sef like play like play his/her stupidity now gradually becoming acceptable!
PoliticsRe: Appoint Me Your SSA On Petroleum & Spiritual Adviser- Guru Maharaji Tells Buhari by softwerk(f): 12:37pm On Jun 05, 2019
grin

Let me start by designing his Complimentary Card;

THE PRESIDENCY

(Office of the Senior Special Adviser on Spiritual Affairs)

Sat Guru Maharaji (OON, MON)

Senior Special Adviser To the President on Spiritual Affairs
SportsRe: Mohammed Salah's Daughter Dressing: Muslim Man Angry by softwerk(f): 8:32am On Jun 05, 2019
angry

The idiotic pedophile is already having ideas on seeing the minors laps!

Religion of sexual predators and violent nassicists,,,,,,spits!

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